[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Boa and Manchester United's young and middle-aged labor force have thus formed an unbreakable bond.

Mainly Bao'er used his particularly smart brain to discover from daily life that these stupid big guys are very powerful, they are often on TV, they are famous and rich, and the police don't give them any fights in front of tens of thousands of people. snatched.The key is that Dad likes them very much. Specifically, Bao'er has an extra toy, a football.Dad often teases him with a football, he doesn't care about it, he just kicks it, who can't, he can also shoot, ╭(╯^╰)╮

Standing in front of the children's goal prepared by his father, Bao'er pretended to come over to a few people in a very serious and pretentious manner, and then kicked it out.

"GoooooooooooooooooooAl"

The silly father was so happy, he hugged Bao'er and kissed him several times. The silly father felt that his son had great talent in football!

Just when Dad was teasing Bao'er with a football every day, more than three years passed in a blink of an eye.

When Bao'er was a little over 4 years old, he had a particularly frightening dream. He dreamed that he was struck to death by lightning.

Woke up crying and freaking out.Dad coaxed it for a few hours.

From that day on, Bao'er began to recite scriptures, don't ask Bao'er how he knows it, Bao'er just knows it, although he only knows the Heart Sutra.

Bao'er didn't want to eat meat anymore, and said that she would eat salad in the future, otherwise she would go on a hunger strike.Dad got angry, the poor little butt was swollen for 3 days, since then he never mentioned the matter of being a vegetarian, and he licked his little greasy mouth to eat meat, which was delicious.

Bao'er started to help others, he would help with housework, take care of business, and show a sweet smile to every customer.

Bao'er started to stop being angry, her temper was unbelievable, and her obedient appearance was even more painful.

Bao'er can speak Chinese, but only one sentence, "Monks don't lie."

Bao'er was accidentally switched to a premium channel while watching TV. His father was shocked and banned him from TV for a week.Bao'er didn't really care. Although he didn't remember it, he had a feeling, and he understood it. He understood it, and he seemed to practice it a lot. . .

In order to prove that her feeling is correct, Bao'er decided to find a little girl for a date, hold a little hand, exchange candy or something.

But there is such a problem in practice.

The bar in Bao'er's house is a bit far away from the bustling, it's not that the smell of wine is not afraid of the deep alley.Dad is a diehard Manchester United fan. In order to meet the players often, he opened a small bar near the Manchester United training base, which meant that their family had to drive for more than an hour to go shopping and buy clothes.

So there are no other people around except for a few restaurants.There are many people in the training base, one is not allowed to enter casually, and the other is that there are basically no soft girls.

Bao'er withered.With no opportunity to develop additional hobbies, Boa had to spend the rest of her time playing football.It's good to play football, exercise your body, and vent your emotions.

Seeing that Bao'er likes to play football so much, Dad is also very satisfied.As soon as my father was satisfied, he sent Bao'er to the Manchester United youth training camp. I heard that Bao'er had gone to a trial training, and several young men from the Manchester United first team who had been meeting each other for the past two years also went to watch the excitement.

Several people yelled, one said "I taught this trick", and the other shouted "Shoot him! Shovel him! Break his three legs!"

The coaches of several youth training teams had black lines all over their faces, pretending not to hear.

When the test results come out, not to mention the skills, if you often eat Xiaozao, you will be outstanding among your peers.Let’s talk about physical fitness. If Bo’er doesn’t grow crooked after ten years, then she was born for playing football. The golden ratio, the pure golden ratio, without rounding off, and without adulteration at all.

The coach cherishes talents, and is afraid that the child's body will be damaged by training at home, and the golden ratio will be out of shape.Let Bao'er go to the base to practice every day before the age of 8, and will not give too much training, and everything will be based on the body in the growth period.Dad has no objection, anyway, we live nearby, and the child plays football, not basketball, so of course he agrees, Dad is beautiful, there are no firecrackers in Britain, only salutes, otherwise he would have to buy tens of thousands of rings.

Since then, Baoer has started her day-study career.While cultivating relationships with the big backer in his heart, the big star player in reality.While learning cultural knowledge, of course the most important thing is to meditate secretly at night.

It is good to live for a few hundred years longer. The brain is not developed so well. Bao'er found that he can learn everything very quickly, and the knowledge in textbooks can't help him at all.He is very independent, and he has learned a few more foreign languages, which made his father feel relieved and proud, and said that all the good luck in this life has been saved until the day he adopts Bao'er.

Don't think that Bao'er is really eager to learn, how can he do other things if he doesn't meditate when he has time.He encountered exclusion for the first time in his life!There are also small groups in the youth training team. The world of children is innocent and cruel.

Bao'er's first attack was an English-German mixed race.After learning basic conversations, he greeted children in German, and smiled very shyly, lowering his head slightly, with a slight blush on his face, and a clear voice, "Hi, you play football well, I, I can I like it. Can I be friends with you?"

"Cough, ah, hello. I also think I played very well, and you are quite discerning. So what, what's your name?"

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In this way, Bao'er successfully fooled the leader of a small group who pushed him away two days ago with a shy smile on a red face and a straightforward "truth".Successfully penetrated into the interior, gradually replaced the original defender, and gradually divided and broken down.In less than a year, Bao'er has become the cute mascot of the youth training team and a shy younger brother who needs to be cared for.