[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Big brother is not happy recently!

Eldest brother is now irritable as soon as he enters the house.

Since the awards ceremony, he has been black-faced.

He didn't go out to celebrate the league victories against Aston Villa and Wigan, because his green eyes didn't go either.

Lvyan has been very busy recently, as soon as he gets home, he sneaks into the piano room, or just stares at the full-length portrait in a daze!

Yes, it's a life-size portrait!Damn a life-size portrait of his grandmother!A portrait of a wild man with golden teeth!

Are green eyes about to cheat?he dare?I'll show him to death!

Eldest brother felt aggrieved, and he didn't even ask what was going on, so he became arrogant.

I used to have three rounds a day, but recently I’ve stopped doing one round. Why don’t the green eyes ask me why I’m not in a good mood?

Green eyes wash my hair and choose underwear every day.I didn't let him wash it yesterday, and I didn't wear the underwear he chose. Why hasn't he noticed that I'm unhappy?

This person, you can’t set yourself up too high. It’s okay to ask at the beginning, but the senior brother won’t, so he has to hold back.

He decided to sue his parents!

He thought it was childish to call Daddy Daddy for such a thing, so he chose Mendes.

"I don't want to tell you, I have always thought that it is the best choice for you to separate! But in view of the character that Bao'er has accumulated with me, I decided not to hold him back like you!"

"Bao'er didn't tell you about this, so he probably just forgot about it. Don't make trouble, be good, or I can stick the words - Prodigal Girl - on your forehead at any time."

The elder brother blew his hair.

"Mendez, do you want to die, or don't you want to live?"

"Don't talk like Bao'er, Chris, you don't have that murderous look, and you don't speak loudly. As for your question, I want to say that it's a great thing, and I even opened champagne for it!"

"Mendez ----- answer my question, or I'll let Green Eyes deal with you when we get back together!"

"Oh - Chris, I was just kidding, you know I haven't seen you look stupid in a long time. Pirates of the Caribbean know? Know? Know? The Pirates of the Caribbean who are popular all over the world!"

"...Get to the point! Nima (╬▔监▔) is convex"

"I'm still excited. Pirates of the Caribbean asked Baoer to write the soundtrack for the third part! Soundtrack! Two big productions with a box office of over 16 billion! Do you understand? Do you know how important this is? If it succeeds, Baoer I'm going to heaven, I can also go back and forth in the entertainment industry! -------Hello?-----Hello?----"

The elder brother perfectly interpreted throwing away after use, and when he heard what he wanted, he hung up the phone.

Looking at the closed door of the piano room, he kicked the portrait of Captain Jack, picked up the car keys and went out.

The big brother went out to coquettish for 3 hours, swiped out 300 million pounds and went home.

Walking with wind, he pulled Bao'er out of the piano room, sat down on the sofa boldly, and took a bite first.

When he was done, he took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket and slapped them on the table.

"The most professional arrangement equipment! The goods will be delivered tomorrow!"

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"Green eyes, you don't thank me, what are you doing with the curtains?"

"Dedication! Come here with a thick neck, and the [-]th style of carnival will make you crooked!"

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Eldest brother hehehe, he is so beautiful!He is not a prodigal bitch holding back, he is a propeller with green eyes that takes off!

Before going to sleep, Bao'er secretly returned her order. No matter how professional she is, she can't compare to the kindness of the elder brother. It is the most precious thing in the world.

The two reconciled as before, of course, only the eldest brother thinks so.

The eldest brother thinks that he is as beautiful as a flower on the outside, and virtuous on the inside to support his family.As the propeller for Bao'er to take off, he resolutely accompanied Bao'er to find the feeling, watching movies over and over again.

He also developed new pleasures, such as role-playing or something.

Two particularly interesting scumbags also bet that when they played against Reading, the big brother bet that Manchester United would lead by 3 points. As a result, Manchester United only led by 3 point in 2:1.

After losing, according to Bao'er's request, he changed into Captain Jack's outfit without any shame.

When playing against Newcastle, Boa bet that he could score 2 goals, but Ferguson didn't let him play and lost at the starting line.

The elder brother asked Bao'er to change into Elizabeth's dress, including a corset that could strangle people. This is not over, he insisted on recreating the scene.I don't know where to find the rope, tied Bao'er firmly, and played hooligans all night happily.

Tomorrow is the FA Cup match against Aston Villa. Baoer inquired about the starting lineup and bet with the big brother that he can score 2 goals himself, and the big brother has zero eggs.

The senior brother smiled triumphantly. He is a striker, and he doesn't have many chances to shoot. How could he be zero.The green eyes underestimated him, and he had to review Elizabeth's look after the game!

He didn't know that Bao'er's narrow-mindedness, corset and rope, this incident hit Bao'er's point, he was holding back his anger, and was waiting to deal with the big brother.

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The defending champion Liverpool of the FA Cup was kicked off by Arsenal 1:3 yesterday. Sir Alex Ferguson's heart of comparison was lifted. He couldn't lose to his old enemy Arsene Wenger.

Mobilization before the game, Ferguson is still an old saying, you must win, if you don't win, post a photo!Except for Bao'er, everyone in the starting lineup has a few photos of grim facial features from excessive force, which is a dark history that they wish to disappear.

The team members muttered, this trick is always used, and there are no new tricks.Sir Alex said that if the trick doesn't work, it's fine.

For the sake of face, in order to maintain a handsome image, and for the victory of the FA Cup, he fought hard!

After picking sides, Manchester United kicked off.

Baoer sits in the midfield today and shoulders the important task of connecting the front and rear.He also worked hard for the corset.In just 40 seconds, he got the ball and started a surprise attack.

With a big stride, the Golden Snitch shot from the front of the penalty area!

"gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"Friends in the audience! Don't go away, this is not a replay, this is a live broadcast, yes, that's right, it's only 40 seconds for Manchester United to open the door! The Golden Snitch scored!"

"Someone said before that Yizhihua wasted his musical talent by playing football. Who said that? You are rude! You are rude! Look at this awesome shot! This is our football! You don't want to come and grab it People! On behalf of the fans and friends, I declare to the world that a flower belongs to the football world!"

The commentary is also helpless. In the past, during the live broadcast, fans left messages. Since Manchester United’s trip to the United States, many fans have also come to join in the fun, and the messages are very uniform: Baoer, come to the music scene, we are waiting for you, male, female, young or old, you can choose!

Fans can't stand this kind of cross-border poaching, and neither can the commentators. They must speak up, and speak up with righteous words!

Boa didn't know about the declaration of sovereignty, he only knew that he was going to say goodbye to the corset!

Bao'er raised her index finger at senior brother, raised her eyebrows, and said to the teammates who ran over to celebrate with him,

"Today I will feed cakes, you guys press forward when you find an opportunity, I will open a shop to sell cakes in a while!"

Eldest brother is sad and angry, still play like this?

Teammates don't care about these, who doesn't want to have a good time, they must press forward, and lift their feet when they get the chance!

Lu Xiaopang's hook-up relationship.

"Which one of us is with whom? You are Harry and I am Ron. You can't always give the ball to the thick neck. That is the half-disfigured Voldemort."

"Don't worry, my best friend, I will definitely feed you today! If Voldemort is not happy, let him come to me!"

Lu Xiaopang was so moved, he beat his chest hard, good friends walk together for a lifetime!

In 6 minutes, Gary passed the ball to Boa, and Boa dribbled the ball and passed it diagonally to Park Ji-sung.Park Ji-sung, who is hardworking and hard-working, is indeed a good defender, so he didn't make it.

Afterwards, Bao'er took a corner kick and kicked the Golden Snitch again, going straight to Lu Xiaopang's head. Lu Xiaopang used too much force and wasted another chance.

In the middle of the first half, the big brother finally grabbed the ball and shot by himself, but was blocked by the opponent's defender. He looked at Bao'er pitifully. Unfortunately, someone who fought for the corset had a heart of stone.

In 22 minutes, Rooney took the ball and made a beautiful cooperation with Baoer.

Bao'er took the ball straight and passed it to Xiaopang. Xiaopang made a fake pass and made a pass back. Baoer pierced through the crotch. Not enough, score in the net!

2:0

In 30 minutes, Bao'er made a successful press, took the ball and walked quickly, crossed past the opponent's defense with a cross step, headed the ball with a knee, kicked into the net with a backspin, and scored two goals! 3:0

Now his mission of scoring goals is complete, as long as the elder brother can bring a duck egg home, he can tear the corset with his hands and burn Elizabeth's suit on fire!

Bao'er was full of fighting spirit, and the senior brother felt that the sky was gray. He had originally hoped that after winning, he would let the green eyes stuff two oranges in his corset.Now it seems that the good nightlife is very far away from him.

In 37 minutes, Ferdinand pressed for the ball and found Boa with a long pass. Boa dribbled the ball, ignoring the big brother's hand asking for the ball, and ruthlessly stuffed the ball at Giggs' feet.Giggs happily dribbled the ball into the penalty area, and even took time out of his busy schedule to give the elder brother a smug look.

Extreme joy begets sorrow, the opposite goalkeeper is the one who made Giggs realize the truth, he ruthlessly kicked the ball out.

At the end of the half, neither side scored again.

During the half-time break, the big brother gave up to Bao'er tragically: Don't do this, I still want to hit the scorer list, can't I just go home and lie down and be molested?I'm wearing a corset and I'm stuffing oranges. If you're not satisfied, I can tie a few more bananas around my waist!

I am!Banana you guava!

An apology is not enough, but a provocation.Bao'er said that I accepted the battle post!If you don't seal you off today, I'll give you a hundred catties of bananas!

In the second half, they fought again in another place.

The players on the field, except for the big brother, didn't notice the problem, and the audience watching the live broadcast had a bright head, and they all saw the problem.

Bao'er was particularly active in the second half, and his activeness was very characteristic. As long as there was a route that could pass the ball to the big brother, he would subtly block it.

He spared no effort to run all over the field, feeding cakes as soon as he intercepted the ball. Except for the big brother and the goalkeeper, everyone on the field has caught it.Poor big brother, unless he fights for it himself, he can't hit the ball, he is very invisible!

The big brother understands why Xiongxiong is not allowed to roll under the bed in football.

Because after the light is turned on, the story is not turned at dawn, he can always find it when he is at work, such as now.

The author has something to say: Well, let me take a vaccination first. The update may not be on time in the past two days, or just one update. There are too many things and I am too tired recently.Of course, if there is no major problem, I will continue. ￣3￣