[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The second half.

"My friends, the second half of the game is about to start. Manchester City players have entered the field. Manchester United players haven't come yet. It seems that Ferguson was not at ease in the first half of the game. He should have a lot to say."

"Okay, now the Manchester United team is entering the field... I don't know what happened in the midfield, Boa and Giggs are not in the right mood. Oh, Boa's expression is the same as that of poor Po They are all the same, could it be that there was a conflict in the locker room?"

"They were clapping each other's shoulders to cheer each other up. It should be that they had a little problem with Giggs. It can be seen that they have reconciled, and the small conflict is not taken to heart."

The commentary is so exhausting that you can't guess it, they were all beaten for being cheap.One person has one water bottle, no one loses, the old man treats them fairly.

Bao'er was secretly whispering to the big brother in the player tunnel, the boss was pretending to be serious, and even Grindelwald knew that he had been exposed.

For an ordinary old man, he would not blow his hair directly after mentioning Grindelwald and Wenger.He would not understand the analogy between these two people before.

So, fast response is not a good thing.

The worst thing was Giggs, he was wronged, he just followed Bao'er's words, and he didn't think about it at all.As a 33-year-old veteran, it's too shameful to be knocked on the head by the boss.

He was going to do nothing but talk about it with Bao'er after the game, the story of the two old men's sympathy for each other.

In the second half, Manchester City replaced Swedish goalkeeper Isaksen.They made up their minds that even if they don't come back, they must not expand the score any more.

The substitution was successful. Lu Xiaopang slammed the goal hard and was saved by Isaacson.

Manchester City led the counterattack rhythm, Baoer ran around the whole field in order to appease Ferguson Ferguson, showing his strength, wherever he had the ball.As soon as Manchester City took the ball to the midfield, he rushed over.

The attribute bonus of speed allowed him to play [-]% of his performance. Just as Manchester City wanted to fake him, he ran away with the ball.In the words of the senior brother, it is as fast as if there is a lightning strike behind, and the speed is the same as escaping.

Riding solo for thousands of miles, going deep into the opponent's restricted area, kicking - feint, he hit the big brother horizontally, the tacit understanding between the big brother and Bao'er is incomparable, and you can tell which position you want to use with just one look.

The big brother follows the height of the ball, jumps up and volleys!

"gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

4: 0.

After watching the ball go in, Bao'er glanced at the coach's bench quietly out of the corner of his eye, seeing Ferguson smiling, he was relieved.

He was picked up by the big brother again to celebrate, and then went into the game.

Manchester City is already angry, their rhythm of dribbling is much faster, and their movements are also big.Desperately creating chances on goal.It's a pity that there was only one hit and was saved by Van der Sar.

In the 59th minute, the elder brother took the ball, he stunned the opponent's defense with his bicycle, and made a cross.Bo'er stopped the ball with her knee and kicked on the spot. This is a world wave, the world wave of the Golden Snitch.

This golden snitch is also an advanced version of the flash of inspiration just now. Not only is it fast and slow, it turns to the left when it is slow, and it turns back when it is fast. This is really a golden snitch worthy of the name.

The Swedish goalkeeper had no choice but to take the ball. He tried his best and the ball went into the net. 5:0.

BoA scored his first hat-trick in this game, and he couldn't be happier.He jumped onto the body of the elder brother who came to celebrate with him, and the elder brother was also happy for him, so he carried him for a short lap.

As soon as Bao'er jumped off the ground after celebrating, she saw a substitution sign on the coach's bench.Sir Alex replaced him.

Watching Bo'er run back to the sidelines, the fans cheered and cheered for him again.When he was excited, he went to the other side of the stage and blew several kisses before going back to sit down.

The old man put his hands in his pockets with a particularly high profile, and he didn't even look at Bao'er's words.

"No matter how bad you are, I'll let you play all the games this month."

"Full? Good thing, it's done." Bao'er Xiaotian nodded repeatedly.

"Your manager called me to confirm your appearance time, and said that you were shortlisted for Best Composer at the American Music Awards. Do you still need me to say later?"

The old gentleman's whole arrogant state exudes you begging me, you begging me, telling you to arrange me, I will clean you up in minutes!

"(≧▽≦)/"

He laughed for a while before realizing that Sir Alex was still posing in that high-profile manner.

"Boss, don't scare me. I know it's okay. This game is over, and there will be a game in 9 days. (づ)づ"

He said while holding the boss's arm.The live camera shot here, and the eyeballs dropped in shock. Is this still the legendary tyrant Ferguson?

Could it be that the old lord also lives by his face?

"Sit and watch the game, if you win this game, I will let you go!"

Bao'er looked at the shiny 5:0 on the scoreboard, the boss is really a dishonest old man.

The game is nearing the end, and this time is really not enough to get back 5 points.Manchester City is also unlucky. Since this season, they have basically won one game, tied one game and then lost one game.

Why don't you say that you should stay on the front line so that you can see each other in the future? As soon as Bao'er beat Manchester City, he was slapped in the face.

Manchester City scored!

Trabelsi volleyed and hit the post and bounced into the goal, now 5:1.

Ferguson's expression didn't change, which is really not a big deal. The only thing he cares about is the points of Manchester United and Chelsea.At present, this game is definitely won. Tomorrow, Chelsea will fight Arsenal with 9 points behind Manchester United, and they will definitely have to work hard.

Tomorrow's game, he was very entangled, Chelsea won, he was worried about the standings, Wenger won, he was naturally unhappy.

Bao'er didn't care about the lively heart hidden under Sir Alex's serious face, his mind was already on what clothes to wear and how to look on the red carpet.

With a whistle, the score was frozen, and Manchester United beat Manchester City 5:1.

Ferguson is thinking about putting some pressure on Chelsea and Wenger's old stuff, and Boa scored his first hat-trick today. For a 16-year-old player, this must be boasted. The press conference brought Boa and captain Gary.

As soon as Ferguson showed up, the reporter forgot to press the shutter button. What's wrong?He's leaving?Didn't he participate in everything except the post-match press conference of the Champions League?

After a brief 3-second silence, the flash lights became one, like an incandescent light.Fortunately, Manchester City showed their face and left, otherwise they would definitely be blown away when they saw this difference in treatment.

As soon as the three of them sat down, some reporters couldn't wait to ask questions.

"Sir Ferguson, may I ask you to attend the press conference today, do you have any news to announce?"

"No, I'm just here to show you our Manchester United Harry Potter!"

...

Enough is enough, don't be so blunt!

The reporter was also speechless, Ferguson became more lively as he got older.Of course, they were also very happy, and dragged the problem to Bao'er along with the conversation.

"Boa Rachel, do you have anything to say about your hat-trick in the Premier League at the age of 16?"

"Of course I am very happy. I would like to thank my teammates for taking care of me and my boss for training me."

You come and I talk a lot.Finally, a reporter couldn't hold back anymore. This kind of occasion is too rare, and it must be a blast.

The first one to eat crabs was News of the World. This newspaper had a good impression of Bao'er, probably the kind that answered questions and was quite polite.

"Many fans and fans now call you the number one face in world football. Who do you think is better than Beckham?"

Bao'er blushed solemnly.

"Don't cheat on me, I'm still a child."

"I have a very good relationship with David. Victoria even hugged me when I was a child. Moreover, I am not the first face in world football. I am the beauty of the century."

Let someone who knows the essence of shamelessness translate it, don’t try to find fault, I have known David for many years, I am much younger than him, I am still young, he has three children, and his face is full of forehead lines up.How many years have there been a wave of replacements for veterans and young players in world football?This is my first face in a century.

With a leader, other reporters are also eager to try.Ferguson watched leisurely without interjecting. He has been used to being choked by Bao'er for so many years, and he should let them know that an angel face does not represent truth, goodness and beauty.

"May I ask Bao Er Rui Che, what do you think of the fact that you have lowered the average height of Manchester United?"

"My face saves my height." The sun reported that yes, Nima poked my sore feet, remembering you all.

"Everyone knows that you have a good relationship with Ronaldo and Rooney. If the two of them broke up, how would you choose?"

"I will find another thin man with a thin neck to be my good friend!"

Hahahahahahahahaha, Gary, who had been invisible all this time, couldn't hold back, he burst out laughing.As a teammate, he knows too well the elder brother's increasingly thick neck and Lu Xiao's fat and thick figure.

"I think we can get better, you can come to me, dear Bao'er~"

Gary patted Bo'er on the shoulder, sincerely sending out a friend signal.

There was a reporter who was a hidden fan, he almost jumped up and raised his hand.

Bao'er smiled at him, and his face flushed, but he still asked the question.

"Hello, Boa Rui Che, a photo of you holding hands with Ronaldo was posted on the Internet. It is said that you are coming out with your agent Mendes. Is this true?"

Hearing this question, Bao'er was surprised, as if he had discovered something incredible.

"Even if you can't get me, you can't just marry me off."

That's enough, you exposed the attributes, you know?

The fans all laughed.

They also called the newspaper and said that even if you can't get our little angel, you can't just marry him to a Portuguese with a thick neck.Besides, if you plan to become a stepmother, you have to ask the little angel's father if he agrees!

There are also many honest people who went to the newspaper office to protest, saying that you can't guide the orientation of an underage child, don't be too dirty, he is still a child, don't hurt him, what are you coming at me!

The author has something to say: I have been a little bit unmotivated recently (╯﹏╰)

Today is a very happy day, Xiao Cong would like to wish all the queens a happy life and good health! (╯3╰)