[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Boa made a decision and rushed at full speed. If he tried his best, no one could catch up to him, even if he had the ball.But this is not the runway after all, there are people waiting to block him, and three Chelsea players came to steal the ball from him.

Makelele, Terry, Ashley Cole.

The 16-year-old Bao'er has basically not grown much. She is 174cm tall and weighs 60kg. No matter how you look at it, she is easy to bully.The opponent is tall and burly and never afraid of physical conflicts, because he knows that Bao'er is fast and sticks to the ball tightly, so he thought it would be better to fight hard, and he could be knocked into the air.

Whether it is the fans at the scene or the fans watching the live broadcast, they are all very nervous at this time, and they are very entangled. On the one hand, they are thinking about scoring goals, and at the same time, they are thinking about whether they should stop. The ball is gone, don't get hurt, we will love you to death.

The commentator was also excited at this time.

"Now it's a critical moment. Three Chelsea defenders came over to surround Bao'er. Bao'er didn't slow down. God, he's still rushing, and he's about to hit him...... ...Beautiful! Hit the heel and turn around quickly, around Terry who lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground, Makelele."

"He picks the ball, this one pass? No, he jumps up, another high-flying backspin kick!"

"goooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!"

"This is definitely the most exciting goal of the season! Cech reacted very quickly, but he misjudged it. It was a scoop goal! Who would have thought that it would look like a goal with a strong volley, but it turned out to be soft Draw a spoon line!"

"It's very difficult to control. Backspin kicks are originally a way to use force at high altitudes. To be able to do this, I have to say, it is indeed the golden ratio that Ferguson has boasted for 3 years, football physique."

"...It looks like something went wrong. Baoer has been lying on the ground and hasn't gotten up. It seems that she was injured when she was struggling with Ashley Cole."

After Baoer picked the ball, Ashley Cole also started it at the same time when he jumped up, looking like he was going to compete for the header.Bao'er is not afraid of this level of competition.The premise is that you don't play tricks.

Both feet were off the ground at the same time, and they were in the air. At this moment, Bao'er felt Ashley Cole squeeze his waist hard, okay, in front of the Daoist who has practiced for 300 years, you and I play small grappler?Daojun will teach you how to use secret tricks today, and teach you what it means to be miserable.

How did the Hehuan sect practice?Mainly suck!Suction cultivation is to absorb spiritual power and shameful things.Lord Daoist's spiritual power was circulating, concentrated on his waist, like a magnet, Ashley Cole couldn't even take it off.

After Da Daojun landed, from the corner of his eye, he saw the referee saw this scene, and then lost his spiritual power.He didn't get up in a hurry, just lying on the ground, he lifted his jersey, hey, there was a big red handprint on his white and tender waist, iron proof!

Ashley Cole was also wronged. He made small moves, but at most he was pulling the jersey. Who would have thought that Bao'er had a thin waist?He still wants to cry, women are not as thin as your waist, what kind of football do you play with such a thin waist, don't you know that the Premier League is full of rough guys?

He also found it strange, but he didn't think much about it, thinking that it was the reason of weight and gravity.Now seeing the big red handprints on her white and tender waist, he still felt very sorry, so he stretched out his hand to pull Bao'er up and apologized.

The teammate originally ran over to celebrate, but when they saw this big handprint, they all exploded.O'Shea and Rooney surrounded Ashley Cole, Ferdinand and Giggs complained to the referee, and the big brothers checked up and down to see if there were any other injuries.

Ferguson stood up from the coach's bench and spit on the field, glaring at Mourinho next to him while spraying.

The referee gave a yellow card and a penalty.

Bao'er gave the penalty to the big brother, and the big brother's eyes were about to burst into flames, and he had to vent.

Of course, Boa also expressed forgiveness to Ashley Cole, saying that it doesn't matter, stumbling on the court is inevitable.Don't take it to heart, play hard and come on.Made it for Ashley Cole, just say good buddies, be friends after the game.

The big brother took the anger bonus that Nima dared to bully my wife, and scored a goal.Manchester United are now leading 3-0.

At this time, as long as you play steadily and do not make waves, you will basically not be able to turn the game over.The commentator and the fans are not so focused, and everyone is chatting away.

"Manchester United can stabilize now. Baoer contributed 2 points this time alone. Cristiano's penalty kick was also full of strength. It can be seen that he was very annoyed when his good friend was fouled."

"Because the atmosphere on the court is not so tense now, let's talk about the scoop goal."

Chelsea fans are going to smash the TV, what do you mean when the atmosphere is not tense, we are all going to be nervous to death, okay?We are three points behind!

Manchester United fans are very interested in participating in the discussion.Some of them left messages on Bao'er's Facebook to care about Bao'er's snow-white waist.

"According to the slow-motion playback just now, we can see that this is a big spoon goal, the arc is particularly obvious, Baoer used a fake action in the air, and he pretended to volley vigorously. This is a difficult goal. The body hangs The difficulty factor of making fake moves in the air is definitely 10+. Friends who are interested can try it at home.”

"The field has changed now. It is now 76 minutes. Chelsea's Makelele took the ball and passed it across to Lampard. Lampard was in front of Ferdinand, and Boa was also running here."

"Lampard's quick change, Ferdinand is hot on his heels, Lampard passes the ball, he crosses to Drogba. Drogba dribbles the ball, Boa tackles with speed, very clean, Boa speeds up Run with the ball."

"It's still a long, arcing pass that's hard to break because you can't predict its trajectory."

"Rooney, it's Rooney receiving the ball, Rooney has Terry in front, Gremi on the left, fake, fake shot, actually pass the ball to Cristiano!"

"Cristiano kicked the ball low, goooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!"

"This goal was produced by a precise pass and a wonderful coordination! Boa's long pass with a long arc, Rooney's fake move horizontally, and Cristiano's decisive decision, this is a perfect process!"

"It can be said that the game is over here. Manchester United 4-0 Chelsea. I don't know if Chelsea can recover a goal in the remaining few minutes. They don't want to be zero-blocked."

Until the end of the game, Chelsea failed to rewrite the score, and the madman left with a dark face.

Because there will be a game against Everton three days later, the players had a meal together to celebrate the victory and then went home.

Bao'er moved a year ago. Because of his fame, his bar was exposed. There are always reporters staying at the bar. The privacy is really worrying. Under the advice of the big brother, the two bought a house together. The distance is very close. Just across a small garden.During the renovation, the two opened up the basement, so it was convenient to come and go.

After taking a shower, the two lay on the sofa watching the game and chatting.

"Mendez called me again and asked me to help him play hard. Be sure to explain his ability to you clearly. Why don't you want him to be your agent?" The elder brother comfortably pillowed Bao'er thigh.

"It's not that I don't want to, it's that I haven't reached the right time in the past two years."

"Are you afraid that he will take too much? Thinking that you can negotiate because you are famous?"

"No, I think people are particularly sinister. The agent is equivalent to the public relations department. I have to blow up my reputation, otherwise once I tell him about the two of us, he will definitely choose you to give up me. The situation where we have the same value Only then will he bother to deal with it and help wipe his butt."

"Baby, why are we telling him? Still, Mendez's character is very trustworthy."

"Tell him it's to protect us both. If he is photographed, he can control it in time. It's better to plan ahead. Don't test people's hearts. It's like a condom. It won't work after you try it."

The eldest brother raised his head and looked at Bao'er with special curiosity.

"...How on earth do you have the face of an angel and talk without boundaries?"

"After your neck gets thicker and thicker, I feel that life is boring, so I broke the jar!"

"You hate my neck and you're still hugging me on the bed?"

"No, I just want to see if I can narrow it down."

The elder brother turned grief and anger into strength, gnawed Bao'er hard, and completely realized his grand wish in the past----I kiss you to death!

The two of them exercised on the sofa in an unspeakable posture, then went to the bedroom to exercise for a while, and then exercised in the bathroom for a while.

The elder brother looked at Bao'er, who was exuding a lazy posture, with doubts on his face.

"Why don't you faint? Everyone said that I worked hard, and you fainted with a groan. I tried harder, and you woke up with a groan again, and then we worked hard together!"

"Can you stop going to the forum to read the stories about us with all kinds of shame?"

"I'm just curious. I didn't know that there were so many people supporting us being together at the beginning. When I saw the title, I was so scared that my legs were weak, and I thought it was exposed."

"You think so much, do you want to make it public?"

"Well, I have this idea. Every time I win a game, I want to kiss you in front of the whole world, but I also know it's impossible."

"I'll make it public when you retire. Don't worry, you're getting old quickly."

"What about you? I'm five years older than you. I can't let you face it alone."

"If you withdraw, I will follow. If it is made public, we will find an island to live in, and we will come back when the weather is calm."

The elder brother smiled happily and squinted his eyes.

"Baby, you always make me very happy. The two most correct choices I have made in the past 21 years, one is football and the other is you."

"Dear Chris, I think I'd be moved by your words if your brother hadn't been whining at me at a 45-degree angle."

The author has something to say: A disgusting person who has been on fire yesterday and doesn't know how to make up a game to be able to sue but not to sue.

I think about it every day and dream at night, and I will be punished at night.

I dreamed that Xiaolongnv used the Eighteen Palms of Jianglong as the goalkeeper, and the big eagle was wearing a jersey as the referee.Huang Yaoshi held a laser sword and slashed all directions on the field.Then the background suddenly changed to a spaceship, Wu Yifan was wearing Rocky's outfit, and told me that he wanted to do justice for the sky and castrated me. . . . . .

When I woke up in the morning, I was stunned for a long time and didn't recover. My friend said, stop writing, and if you write again, you will have a nervous breakdown.