[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

St. James' Park was expanded in 2000 and can now accommodate 52000 people. This stadium is known as "the most difficult home stadium in the league".For example, Manchester United's opponent Bolton in the last game has not been able to win at this stadium since 1953.

Manchester United's opponent today is naturally Newcastle United, which has home court advantage.

Bo'er's silly father had already organized a group with the Red Devils fans to cheer in Newcastle, and he stayed at home to watch the live broadcast.Recently, his aura is not stable, and he feels that he needs to break through. He dare not leave home too far, so he stays at home to meditate and practice.

If this breakthrough goes well, Bao'er will really step into the acacia avenue. At most, his previous training has made him stronger and more energetic than ordinary people. This breakthrough will make him a real heartthrob. When you see him, you will feel inexplicably fond of him.The ability to be kind is over the top.

Men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.Bao'er's choice to become a football idol superstar is definitely the most correct choice. This career can make Bao'er's gold finger play its role to the greatest extent.He will be the favorite of all who know him and know him.

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In this round of the game, the senior brother who had been amazing for 30 minutes at Old Trafford is still sitting on the bench. , Become a superman in a second.It takes time to build trust between players and managers.

The fans of Newcastle were full of momentum. The treble that surpassed Pavarotti resounded through the entire stadium. They used actions and enthusiasm to show that Newcastle in their hearts was invincible.

However, Manchester United is not afraid of these. Under the leadership of Ferguson, Manchester United is domineering, insulated from cowardice, and combined with bravery.

Manchester United seized the initiative at the beginning, suppressing Newcastle in the midfield.Of course Newcastle will not give up. In their own territory, they must let Manchester United know who is the boss.

In the 2 minutes of the game, Scholes directly found Ruud van Nistelrooy after stealing the ball from Bowyer's feet. It was a pity that the little prince's shot from the penalty area failed to score and was saved by goalkeeper Given.

In 4 minutes, Ameobi, a black Nigerian, was intercepted by Ferdinand in the Manchester United penalty area, fell to the ground, and almost got a penalty.

The Red Devils fans clenched their fists tightly. This game was too thrilling, and they couldn't let go of their hearts.

Then Giggs, who had more and more tattoos on his head, took a corner kick from the right. O'Shea header from 6 yards in front of the goal was saved by Shay.

Shay's outstanding performance made the Magpies fans overjoyed. They proudly puffed out their chests and made contemptuous gestures to Manchester United players and fans.

"Go home and cry with your mother, we big magpies are invincible!"

Of course the Red Devils quit, but they haven't scored yet, and Manchester United hasn't played well, but they can't lose without losing, so they have to scold them back.

The Red Devils are very clever, they are ingenious.

"Curse, you scold hard, you idiots will be exhausted.""

"You guys have to travel 9000 miles to watch the game this whole season, it's exhausting!"

"I'll kill you without bloodshed, idiots!"

According to the results released after the official statistics of the Premier League, if Newcastle fans want to watch all the away games this season, they will have to travel 8806 miles.

Thanks to Premier League officials, Red Devils fans teach you how to use data.

Lady Luck was not at home today. In the 21st minute, Giggs was tackled viciously by O'Brien in front of the penalty area, but the referee Rainey turned a blind eye.

Ferguson was furious at what was technically a red card for a brutal foul.The 62-year-old and his agility leaped from the coach's bench and yelled at the referee on the other side of the court.

The fourth referee, who didn't know what peace was, called the referee Rennie over and reported everything Ferguson had done to Rennie.

Rennie then kicked Ferguson off the pitch.

Losing their coach, Manchester United was in a downturn for a while. In 26 minutes, Newcastle got a free kick. Robert took the penalty and Shearer headed the goal. Newcastle led Manchester United 1-0.

In the 29th minute, Van Nistelrooy broke into the penalty area on the right and was tackled to the ground by O'Brien.

Newcastle began to lose energy in the second half, and Manchester United continued to attack. In the 49th minute, Keane found Van Nistelrooy with a direct pass. Van Nistelrooy went to the meeting and faced the goalkeeper Given, but unfortunately the shot missed.

In the 51st minute, the frontcourt players made continuous reverse passes to the neutral position. Ruud van Nistelrooy quickly turned around after stopping the ball and scored with his right foot.

Newcastle 1:1 Manchester United tied.

In the 59th minute, Phil threw a ball from the sideline, and Keane passed a diagonal pass from the right into the penalty area. Scholes directly pushed the ball into the goal with his chest.

2:1 Manchester United go-ahead!

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In the third round against Wolves, Manchester United also won.The big brother did not perform well after starting the game. He met the old man who played for Manchester United, Dennis Irwin.

The age difference between the two is 20 years.The elder brother is full of energy and passion, while Erwin is weathered but mature.

The elder brother was hit by Erwin, just like Sun Monkey couldn't climb Wuzhishan.No matter how hard the big brother tried, how gorgeous and realistic fake moves he used, what kind of speed change and line change he made, Irwin was unmoved. The 38-year-old veteran had already seen through everything.

Fortunately, the big brother has seen the world, and practice with a teammate who can always see through your movements and tackle the ball every day. The advantage is that no matter how powerful the defender is, you will not panic.Thank you Bao'er for your selfless training during practice in the team.

The big brother was never discouraged, he tried his best to break through when he got the ball, and finally let him pass Irwin, but was tackled viciously by Butler.Resilient people can always fall and get up again, and never complain about it.The big brother broke out with all his strength, passed Erwin again, and made a precise cross, but unfortunately he failed to cooperate with his teammates tacitly.

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A few days after the game, the big brother came to Bao'er's house as a guest, feeling depressed.

"It's a good thing you didn't go to the game. I didn't score a goal. When I think of the song you wrote, I don't want to come to see you."

"Pfft-------I'm not your teacher either. I'll punish you if you don't finish your homework. You're thinking too much." Bao'er saw that the elder brother's eyebrows that were originally crooked because of his depression will now be frowned. There was a strange arc, and he couldn't help laughing for a moment. "What would you like to drink? Or a bar."

"No, you're still training tomorrow, and you're not an adult to drink." The elder brother will seize the opportunity to show his majestic side.

"It's okay, I will adjust the sweet one with a little bit of alcohol, it can be given to children, do you want to try it?"

"I don't want to drink this baby drink at all, okay? But, oh well, get me a drink, maybe I need to relax."

"Here, try it. By the way, why have you withered in the past two days?"

"You're shy, but I'm stubborn. Is it easy to understand!" Why can't the elder brother grasp the point of the conversation?

Bao'er is helpless, how can such a filthy person think of everything he hears?Eldest brother, were you also a Taoist friend of the Hehuan Sect in your previous life?

"Oh my God, don't talk about this, I haven't grown up yet! Can you understand my shyness? I'll show you my blush!" As I spoke, my face became puffy, with creamy skin, Beautiful!

Big brother's expression -----------(﹃), it's over, it's hard.

Don't think that the scene is embarrassing, the elder brother never takes the usual path.He stood up straight away, pointed to the second senior brother who was mosaiced and said, "See, this is the proof, I have always been very hard, and I have never withered!"

"......" Bao'er blinked her big watery green eyes, and looked straight at the second senior brother.

1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4 seconds, 5 seconds, 6 seconds, 7 seconds.

In 7 seconds, the senior brother was really shriveled this time, and he was definitely the loser in the shameless comparison with Bao'er. He covered the second senior brother and sat on the sofa, raised Erlang's legs to cover them.

"You said you, you, you, you...you show me too, you want a fair game, you know?"

The first half of the sentence stuttered like that, and the second half of the sentence revealed the purpose.Ten years later, everyone called him Luo Er, he didn't wrong him at all, he was a proper 2B.Besides, whoever competes with you is shameless.

Bao'er's complexion has not changed since the powder, now her eyelashes are like mimosa, she looks at Luo Er one by one, giving

Luo Er saw it so much that he wanted to pack his luggage and live in his eyes.

Bao'er was particularly uncompetitive, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "You won!"

"......" Luo Er cried in his heart, why didn't this dead boy play the cards according to the rules.It's agreed that you look at me once, and I look at you twice.

Bao'er said that he did it on purpose, the elder brother didn't pursue him at all, and just wanted to take advantage of him when he was lustful, so he couldn't get used to this stinky problem.

You said that if you want to figure it out and decide to make a move, just let the horse come over, you chase me and I chase you, the sky thunder catches the fire.

If you decide to turn this page over, let's be generous and be good friends.

This behavior of occupying a hole while not taking off his pants is really a beating.For so many days, I called Bao'er at night to confirm whether Bao'er stayed at home honestly and did not go out, and was under strict supervision.He only allowed state officials to set fires, but not the common people to light lamps.Look at what the media has written these days.

"Manchester United's new favorite hangs out in nightclubs, suspected of recruiting prostitutes"

"The identity of Ronaldinho's girlfriend has been confirmed, a history student at the University of Manchester"

"XX actress confided that she and Xiao Luo met in a nightclub and got along very happily"

Bao'er said that he is now self-cultivating and cultivating his character. When Daojun ruled, breaking his three legs was a reward.It's not that Mr. Dao is narrow-minded, but I have never encountered such a scumbag.You said that you already have someone you like, and you still go out every day. Well, it’s okay, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t confessed, so what’s the matter with you watching people cut off all dates?

Just go to the mall with you and tell the boss, I like this dress, I haven't decided whether to buy it yet, you keep it for me, and don't sell it to anyone who buys it!

The human boss will definitely send you a day trip to the mental hospital.

Bao'er said that he didn't read the Heart Sutra for nothing, he was very indifferent, not angry at all, he just ignored the big brother for a few days, didn't practice with him, didn't cheer him up before the game, and praised him after the game, no, it's cheap The elder brother delivered it to the door by himself.