[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

"Brother Yun, the golden retriever won't take the opportunity to do bad things to Mrs. Shui Lian, will he?" Fatty Hai asked in a low voice, lying on the roof.

"Hush! It seems that what Liu Papi said is right, the golden retriever really has no good intentions for Shui Lian." Zhang Xianyun said in a low voice, "Take out the magnifying glass that can peek, our 'Shui Lian Support Club' is not just for nothing. of."

"Okay, President!" Hai Pangpang took out a magnifying glass, and the roof tiles became transparent under the filter of the magnifying glass.The situation in the house suddenly became clear.

I only saw Shui Lian laying on the bed very tired with her eyes closed, she seemed to have fallen asleep.Jess was half-kneeling by the bed, gently helping Shuilian cover the quilt with one hand.

"This kid looks quite honest." Zhang Xianyun thought to himself, and the next moment, his eyes suddenly widened, and he almost blurted out the words "Damn!"

All I saw was that Jess opened the heart-wrapped gift box. After opening it, he blushed and took out a very serious long object.The item looked a bit like a Coprinus comatus, and then, one delicate thing after another was pulled out of the box by him.With a red face, Jess took out the last item, which was a small bottle containing what seemed to be liquid.

Jess took a few deep breaths, stood up suddenly, and slammed out the door.

"That golden retriever is really a bad guy!" Hai Pangpang looked at the dazzling variety of 'toys' on the table and said bitterly, "Why did he go, he didn't go to take a bath, did he? Damn it, taking advantage of people's danger !"

"Wait, if he behaves inappropriately, let's rush down and break his three legs!" Zhang Xianyun said grimly.

"I thought humans only had two legs!" Jess' cold voice came from behind them.

Zhang Xianyun immediately turned around and rushed up, and the three of them fought fiercely on the roof.

Anything can be tolerated, but the revenge of robbing men is absolutely unbearable!

Although the roof is not big, the three of them are playing at a super level!Moving and moving, punching and kicking, monkeys stealing peaches, and lazy donkeys rolling all kinds of tricks are used.After all, Jess is a shadow hunter who has been beating demons for many years, and his strength and speed are higher than the two of them.But the two competing for the title are gamers, more or less have their own tricks, at this moment, no one can do anything to the other, and the battle has entered a stalemate.

Under another violent collision by the three of them, Mr. Roof, who had worked diligently to shield the owner from wind and rain for many years, finally couldn't take it anymore and decided to quit! With a sound of "Boom", a big hole was broken in the roof, and the three of them fell down at the same time.

Shuilian was awakened from her sleep by the loud noise, and suddenly took out the talisman and looked to the side vigilantly.

I saw that the house was in a mess, and the tables and benches were smashed to pieces.The three lay on the ground, staring at each other covetously.Shui Lian looked at the roof of the hole, and then at all kinds of pink items scattered on the ground. The lubricant was stepped on by someone, and the air was exuding a sweet candy aroma.

Shui Lian showed a faint smile, "What are you doing?"

"We are..." Zhang Xianyun just opened his mouth when he saw a ball of fire flying towards him.

"Forget it, I suddenly don't want to know!" Shui Lian stood barefoot on the floor, and seven or eight powerful attack fire talismans were thrown out by him in an instant, "You guys should just go and die!"

After swiftly driving away the unknown three people, a "coprinus comatus" rolled to Shui Lian's feet.He bent down to pick it up, took a closer look, and suddenly it was an item in the game store!Shui Lian immediately understood who was behind all this. He put away the "coprinus comatus" and rubbed his chin thoughtfully, wondering what the hell he was thinking.

On the other side, the pomelo team, which had beaten all the demons within a ten-mile radius, finally had a rare rest.

Liu Lei looked at the backs of Didi and Xiaoan strutting out their picnic boxes, and took out a chocolate bar.He looked at Snape helplessly, and slowly peeled off the wrapping paper of the chocolate with his teeth.Then, he slowly tasted the chocolate.Melting the chocolate in his mouth little by little, that way of eating made Tang Falan cover his eyes for an instant when he glanced at it carelessly.

"It's too stupid, it's too shameful!" Tang Falan hid behind Demo.

"Is Xiaolei making [Py] hints to his lover?" Demer asked very straightforwardly in his mind, "Have they not lived in [Py] for a long time?"! ! !Tang Falan screamed to Demo in his mind: "Ah, what are you talking about! How do you know this! What have you experienced in the short time we have been apart? Say something so powerful!!"

"Zhang Xianyun told me this." Demer felt that Tang Falan was overreacting, "He said that this kind of thing is very normal. In fact, don't they humans often do these things? People who come to the beach every summer for vacation , They often run into the sea [beep beep]. The nearby fish don’t like them very much, and often some sharks are so angry that they want to run into the shallow sea to teach these humans who pollute their territory a lesson!”

"But I'm still a filial son, don't you think it's inappropriate to say these things to me?" Tang Falan finally found a reason.

"It won't be inappropriate." Demo thought for a while, and still said straightforwardly: "Aren't you over 200 years old this year? You will grow up soon. Actually, I wanted to ask you a few days ago, you You often touch my skin intentionally or unintentionally, is it the estrus period?"

Estrus!Estrus!Estrus! ! !

Tang Falan's brain "boomed" and his face turned red, he felt that his whole body was about to burn!In fact, he did burn, and the raging flames burst out of his body without warning, enveloping his entire body.

"What's wrong with him!" Liu Lei ran over immediately, he only saw Tang Falan say a few words to Demo, and then suddenly caught fire.

Demer waved his hand at him, and the blue mental fluctuations spread.

"Don't worry, everyone, his estrus period is here! After the flames are extinguished, he will grow up a bit." The still straight voice came into everyone's mind.

"Crack", the thick chocolate bar in Liu Lei's hand fell to the ground, pointing at the raging flame, he stammered, "Oestrus!! What the hell is that?"

"It's the estrus period, and the monster race will go through such a process. During the estrus period, after he finds someone to marry, he declares that he is an adult, and all the strength of the whole body will gradually become stronger." Demer explained, " He's a Fire Nation, and he's more sensitive in heat. Maybe you should avoid him the next time you tease Mr. Snape."

"Shushua" is the sound of everyone's contemptuous eyes shooting at Liu Lei, "咻咻" is the sound of Liu Lei's face bouncing back all the contempt.

"I think you suddenly understand a lot." Liu Lei changed the subject very naturally, and he made a gesture to express that he wanted to talk to Demer alone, "The last time I saw you, you still acted like you didn't understand anything."

"Things like [beep beep] are related to the reproduction of the race, and every high-level monster race knows it from birth." Demer wiped the chocolate from the corner of Liu Lei's mouth, "I just don't know some common sense of you humans, But Zhang Xianyun taught me a lot, and even showed me a lot of film magazines and books."

"Actually, I really wanted to find you to reproduce my next generation, but unfortunately you are male." Demer said with some regret, "But you and Mr. Snape are not together to reproduce the next generation, but because of what? Love Or [Beep]?"

"" Liu Lei glanced at Snape, thankful that he was having a spiritual conversation with Demer, and Snape couldn't hear what they were talking about. "Both, I like him and want to [beep] with him. Let's put it this way, seeing him for the first time awakened not only my feelings but also my *. Facing someone you don't like, don't You can’t talk about it. And for the person you like, you just want to touch him more anyway.”

Demo nodded. He looked at Tang Falan for a while, and said to Liu Lei, "I think he likes me, like what you said."

Liu Lei paused, "What about you? Do you like him?"

"No. I told you before, I don't know what liking is." Demer watched the flames gradually go out, and a slender young man stepped forward.He closed his eyes tightly, the flames seemed to dance around him, the golden feathers wrapped around him layer by layer, and finally disappeared into his skin.

Tang Falan opened his eyes, and a golden light flashed in them.He looked down at his grown hands and feet, and said to Liu Lei in surprise, "Brother Lei, I have grown up!"

Liu Lei looked at Tang Falan, who was fat as a baby, suddenly turned into the boy he is now, and felt like "my son has grown up in an instant!".Tang Falan jumped up, hugged Liu Lei's waist happily, twirled around, and said loudly, "Brother Lei! I've grown up! I'm not a kid anymore~haha!"

"Hey!" Didi covered his eyes and came over to get some clothes on, "Bare buttocks are the privilege of a filial son! You've grown up now, hurry up and put on your clothes!"

"Ah!!! I'm gone!" Tang Falan retracted habitually into Liu Lei's arms, but she was too big to cover her at all.The scene was simply too indescribable, Snape directly wrapped his clothes around Tang Falan, so as to avoid the urge of others to poke their eyes.

"Mr. Snape, you are the best for me." Tang Falan said tearfully.

Snape looked at the delicate and handsome young man who was lying naked in Liu Lei's arms, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.And Liu Lei, watching Snape staring straight at the freshly baked little boy, snorted unhappily, and wrapped Tang Falan even tighter.

"I always feel that the atmosphere is not quite right." Tang Falan showed his head and thought secretly, "It seems that what Demo said is right, they haven't lived with [Py] for too long."