[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World
Chapter 81 Hahahahahahahaha World 6
The next day, Liu Lei woke up in a warm embrace.He blinked vigorously, only to feel that the eyelids were so swollen that he couldn't open them no matter what, as if his eyes were covered with eye feces.Liu Lei could barely see people through a small slit.
As soon as he moved, the person lying behind him woke up.
"Sev?" Liu Lei turned his head and saw Snape staring into his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitching.
"What's wrong? Are my eyes so swollen?" Liu Lei struggled to get up, and he managed to reach the bathroom, where a scream came from the magic mirror inside: "My God! What's wrong with your eyes, sir! Like a pair of rotten peaches!"
"" Liu Lei washed his face and groped his way back. When he thought about Han Dongqing's matter, he couldn't help but his eyes became moist again.He blinked and saw that Snape was still lying motionless on the bed, so he asked, "What's the matter with you? Did you not sleep well last night?"
Ah, wait! !Did they sleep in the same bed yesterday? ?A bed!a whole night!I didn't do anything, just fell asleep like this!Liu Lei tried hard to open the goldfish eyes, trying to see Snape's expression through the gap.
"Beauty potion, drink it and your eyes will reduce swelling." Snape lay on the bed, holding a bottle of potion in one hand, beckoning Liu Lei to get it.
"Why don't you get up?" Liu Lei asked.
"I'm numb to one side of my body," Snape replied after a while.
"What? Is it the sequelae of the Cruciatus Curse?" Liu Lei was a little worried.
"No, it was pressed by you last night." Snape didn't know why last night, and he slept very deeply. After waking up, he found that half of his body was numb under the pressure of Liu's tears.
"Then I'll give you a massage." Rotten Taojing rubbed her hands.
"Okay." Snape said, turning his face away, looking out the window.Liu Lei couldn't see clearly, and always wondered if Sif was shy.
At the breakfast table, everyone's complexion was not good. Obviously, Liu Lei was not the only one whose eyes were swollen from crying.Snape sent a bottle of beauty potion alone, so that they could open their eyes and have breakfast.
"Sev, drink an invisibility potion." Snape looked at Liu Lei in confusion, but he didn't ask any more questions, but found a bottle of invisibility potion and drank it.He sat beside Liu Lei, hiding his figure.
"Okay, Sev went out for a walk, let's discuss the next thing." Liu Lei pretended not to see Snape, and started the battle meeting.
"According to the rules of the system, we cannot directly kill Voldemort, otherwise we will be directly repelled by the world power of this world." Liu Lei paused, and found that the system's warning sound did not sound. Sure enough, the characters in this world were passively informed of the plot , the system will not issue a warning.
"Brother Lei, what good idea do you have?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"The battle between good and evil, the war between the savior and the Dark Lord, this is the absolute main line. We can't change the content of the main line, but we can change the length of the main line." Liu Lei said his own way: "Try to weaken the Dark Lord His strength, so that the savior can easily defeat him!"
"Brother Lei, do you mean that we should destroy the Horcrux first?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"No, let's collect the horcruxes and things that can destroy them, and let him destroy them after the little savior is born." Liu Lei supported the table with both hands, and said grimly: "The biggest opponent of the Dark Lord is the savior." , what better idea than letting him find out that his carefully prepared plan for immortality was ruined by a little baby? We can also record the scene at that time, so that the Dark Lord can have a good aftertaste."
"But the prophecy about the savior hasn't appeared yet, so how can the Dark Lord be fooled?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"Potter's girlfriend is getting divorced. The Death Eaters don't know about him and Potter. We need to communicate with him about this matter. It is most appropriate for him to tell the Dark Lord about what the Dark Lord predicted." Liu Lei explained: " After he broke off the engagement with the Black family, it would have an impact on their family's status. In the eyes of the Dark Lord, he would do more to ensure his status among the Death Eaters, so if he came forward, the Dark Lord would not suspicious."
"Will he cooperate obediently?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"Yes! Since he has made up his mind to divorce, he is ready to have a serious relationship with Potter. Let's properly disclose the Horcrux to him, and he will know how to make a choice based on family interests. And He was also there when Voldemort was ambushed by us before, and he was rescued by Potter in the end, Dumbledore will not let go of such a good opportunity, maybe he has reached some agreement with him."
Liu Lei looked at Tang Falan who was eager to try and said, "Little bird, can you draw manga? It doesn't matter if you don't, I will teach you how to draw manga about Horcruxes later, this must be kept secret! Be careful, don't When we go to find Dumbledore later, I accidentally throw it in front of him, so that Fa can see it." Liu Lei winked at Tang Xiaoniao.
"Brother Lei, don't worry!" Tang Falan winked at Liu Lei clearly, and said firmly.
He took out the pen and paper, and after closing his eyes and concentrating on it, he immediately began to draw with his pen.While Liu Lei was pointing, Didi said, "I have something to tell you." Liu Lei paused, nodded, and followed her out.
The hut that Dumbledore arranged for them was next door to Sirius' house.There was a small garden next to it. Didi walked into the garden and sat down, took out a bottle of beer and drank it.Liu Lei sat next to her, took the beer she handed over, and began to drink it sullenly.
The two didn't say a word, just like a competition, they drank beer crazily.After a while, the bottom of their feet was full of beer cans.
Liu Lei endured and endured, feeling that he was on the verge of breaking out, he finally couldn't help but said to Didi: "I want to go to the bathroom!"
"Pfft!" It was the sound of Didi crushing the beer can forcefully, and she turned to look at Liu Lei.Liu Lei looked at the beer can that had been pinched into two, and hurriedly changed her words: "I don't feel like drinking it anymore, let's continue drinking, I can still hold it!"
Didi threw the beer can far away, just hitting a big black dog.The big black dog was taken aback, and then licked the beer spilled from the can reflexively.
Didi looked at Liu Lei, sighed, and said, "What do you think she's attracted to you! Not only are you crippled, but you also have a face like this, and your personality is distorted in a mess! You're sinister and shameless! Your taste is even worse. It's too bad, chasing after a greasy-faced monster! Tsk tsk, I really don't understand why!"
Sorry, my life is a waste of air!Liu Lei thought with tears in her eyes.
"She's such an idiot, isn't she?" Didi leaned her head on Liu Lei's shoulder and said softly, "I know it's not your fault, but I'm really angry. Tell me, my sister wants to have breasts. If you have a chest, you have to have a waist, and you can’t compare to that dead man. You can see the four characters 'I'm boring' written on his face, I bet you will fall asleep with boredom if you go to bed with him!"
"Sev is actually quite sexy." Liu Lei said subconsciously.
Didi sneered and raised her head. She quickly and gently kissed Liu Lei on the cheek and said, "Her wish." After speaking, Didi patted Liu Lei's shoulder freely and said, " Go to the toilet!" Seeing Liu Lei clutching her pants, she hopped back to the room, shook her head, took out another can of beer, raised it to her mouth but didn't drink it.
She touched the corner of her mouth and said softly, "It's also my wish." After speaking, Didi lowered her head, and some tears fell on the ground.After a while, she wiped her eyes, and when she looked up again, she had returned to the bold swordsman she used to be.
Seeing the big black dog walking crookedly, Didi shook his head and said, "It's been a long time since I've seen you again, now even a dog knows how to drink away your worries."
"Come on, dog, these are for you!" Didi unkindly opened several bottles of beer and put them in front of the big black dog.After blowing the cold wind for a while, she felt that her complexion had returned to normal, so she went back into the house.
Shui Lian and Bai Zhanji were not in the house, Liu Lei came back from the bathroom and continued to guide Tang Falan in painting.The time for Snape's invisibility potion hadn't come yet, so he didn't know where to squat at this time.Didi asked Xiao Wang who was standing in the corner: "Where are the famous dishes and water lotus? And Xiao An?"
"Shui Lian said that she went to find beauties." Xiao Wang replied in a straightforward manner: "Sister Xiao An went out with a bunch of comics and didn't know what to do. Famous Cai said he was a little bored, so he went out for a walk."
Didi nodded, she took out the iron block from the interspatial bag, and was going to tie it to her feet and run a few laps.As soon as she went out, she didn't run a few steps, and suddenly saw something, covered her eyes and stepped back.
"Di Dixiu, what's the matter with you?" Xiao Wang noticed her strange behavior and asked.
Didi rubbed his eyes, pointed outside and said, "In the wedge garden over there, there is a couple of dogs and men having sex in public!!!"
what!The righteous souls of the people in the room were ignited immediately, and they rushed out in fear, ready to watch the excitement, oh, no, it was serious to stop it! !
In the wedge garden, there really was a team of dogs and men.One of them, as if he was drunk, pinned down the person under him with all his strength, and he frantically tore the clothes of the person under him.Tang Falan was looking happily through his fingers, when suddenly, a fragment of clothes with familiar rhinestones fell in front of him, and on it were two large diamond-encrusted characters "straight man!"
Tang Falan reacted immediately, he jumped out and shouted: "You shameless big pervert, let go of my brother Mingcai!"
What!Those who were suppressed became their own people, and everyone in the pomelo team was unhappy.
When they separated the two, they saw that the shameless pervert was an acquaintance - Sirius!He didn't know why he was drunk and kept rubbing against people.Seeing that Bai Zhanji was rescued, he suddenly rushed towards Liu Lei, trying to hug his waist!
"Fuchsia!" Snape's voice came from behind Liu Lei, he was still invisible, but his tone seemed to be slurred: "Who made this stupid dog drunk to death! "
Didi silently stepped back a few steps, and retreated directly into the house.There are too many people outside, it is better to practice abdominal muscles indoors, ha ha.
As soon as he moved, the person lying behind him woke up.
"Sev?" Liu Lei turned his head and saw Snape staring into his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitching.
"What's wrong? Are my eyes so swollen?" Liu Lei struggled to get up, and he managed to reach the bathroom, where a scream came from the magic mirror inside: "My God! What's wrong with your eyes, sir! Like a pair of rotten peaches!"
"" Liu Lei washed his face and groped his way back. When he thought about Han Dongqing's matter, he couldn't help but his eyes became moist again.He blinked and saw that Snape was still lying motionless on the bed, so he asked, "What's the matter with you? Did you not sleep well last night?"
Ah, wait! !Did they sleep in the same bed yesterday? ?A bed!a whole night!I didn't do anything, just fell asleep like this!Liu Lei tried hard to open the goldfish eyes, trying to see Snape's expression through the gap.
"Beauty potion, drink it and your eyes will reduce swelling." Snape lay on the bed, holding a bottle of potion in one hand, beckoning Liu Lei to get it.
"Why don't you get up?" Liu Lei asked.
"I'm numb to one side of my body," Snape replied after a while.
"What? Is it the sequelae of the Cruciatus Curse?" Liu Lei was a little worried.
"No, it was pressed by you last night." Snape didn't know why last night, and he slept very deeply. After waking up, he found that half of his body was numb under the pressure of Liu's tears.
"Then I'll give you a massage." Rotten Taojing rubbed her hands.
"Okay." Snape said, turning his face away, looking out the window.Liu Lei couldn't see clearly, and always wondered if Sif was shy.
At the breakfast table, everyone's complexion was not good. Obviously, Liu Lei was not the only one whose eyes were swollen from crying.Snape sent a bottle of beauty potion alone, so that they could open their eyes and have breakfast.
"Sev, drink an invisibility potion." Snape looked at Liu Lei in confusion, but he didn't ask any more questions, but found a bottle of invisibility potion and drank it.He sat beside Liu Lei, hiding his figure.
"Okay, Sev went out for a walk, let's discuss the next thing." Liu Lei pretended not to see Snape, and started the battle meeting.
"According to the rules of the system, we cannot directly kill Voldemort, otherwise we will be directly repelled by the world power of this world." Liu Lei paused, and found that the system's warning sound did not sound. Sure enough, the characters in this world were passively informed of the plot , the system will not issue a warning.
"Brother Lei, what good idea do you have?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"The battle between good and evil, the war between the savior and the Dark Lord, this is the absolute main line. We can't change the content of the main line, but we can change the length of the main line." Liu Lei said his own way: "Try to weaken the Dark Lord His strength, so that the savior can easily defeat him!"
"Brother Lei, do you mean that we should destroy the Horcrux first?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"No, let's collect the horcruxes and things that can destroy them, and let him destroy them after the little savior is born." Liu Lei supported the table with both hands, and said grimly: "The biggest opponent of the Dark Lord is the savior." , what better idea than letting him find out that his carefully prepared plan for immortality was ruined by a little baby? We can also record the scene at that time, so that the Dark Lord can have a good aftertaste."
"But the prophecy about the savior hasn't appeared yet, so how can the Dark Lord be fooled?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"Potter's girlfriend is getting divorced. The Death Eaters don't know about him and Potter. We need to communicate with him about this matter. It is most appropriate for him to tell the Dark Lord about what the Dark Lord predicted." Liu Lei explained: " After he broke off the engagement with the Black family, it would have an impact on their family's status. In the eyes of the Dark Lord, he would do more to ensure his status among the Death Eaters, so if he came forward, the Dark Lord would not suspicious."
"Will he cooperate obediently?" Tang Falan asked eagerly.
"Yes! Since he has made up his mind to divorce, he is ready to have a serious relationship with Potter. Let's properly disclose the Horcrux to him, and he will know how to make a choice based on family interests. And He was also there when Voldemort was ambushed by us before, and he was rescued by Potter in the end, Dumbledore will not let go of such a good opportunity, maybe he has reached some agreement with him."
Liu Lei looked at Tang Falan who was eager to try and said, "Little bird, can you draw manga? It doesn't matter if you don't, I will teach you how to draw manga about Horcruxes later, this must be kept secret! Be careful, don't When we go to find Dumbledore later, I accidentally throw it in front of him, so that Fa can see it." Liu Lei winked at Tang Xiaoniao.
"Brother Lei, don't worry!" Tang Falan winked at Liu Lei clearly, and said firmly.
He took out the pen and paper, and after closing his eyes and concentrating on it, he immediately began to draw with his pen.While Liu Lei was pointing, Didi said, "I have something to tell you." Liu Lei paused, nodded, and followed her out.
The hut that Dumbledore arranged for them was next door to Sirius' house.There was a small garden next to it. Didi walked into the garden and sat down, took out a bottle of beer and drank it.Liu Lei sat next to her, took the beer she handed over, and began to drink it sullenly.
The two didn't say a word, just like a competition, they drank beer crazily.After a while, the bottom of their feet was full of beer cans.
Liu Lei endured and endured, feeling that he was on the verge of breaking out, he finally couldn't help but said to Didi: "I want to go to the bathroom!"
"Pfft!" It was the sound of Didi crushing the beer can forcefully, and she turned to look at Liu Lei.Liu Lei looked at the beer can that had been pinched into two, and hurriedly changed her words: "I don't feel like drinking it anymore, let's continue drinking, I can still hold it!"
Didi threw the beer can far away, just hitting a big black dog.The big black dog was taken aback, and then licked the beer spilled from the can reflexively.
Didi looked at Liu Lei, sighed, and said, "What do you think she's attracted to you! Not only are you crippled, but you also have a face like this, and your personality is distorted in a mess! You're sinister and shameless! Your taste is even worse. It's too bad, chasing after a greasy-faced monster! Tsk tsk, I really don't understand why!"
Sorry, my life is a waste of air!Liu Lei thought with tears in her eyes.
"She's such an idiot, isn't she?" Didi leaned her head on Liu Lei's shoulder and said softly, "I know it's not your fault, but I'm really angry. Tell me, my sister wants to have breasts. If you have a chest, you have to have a waist, and you can’t compare to that dead man. You can see the four characters 'I'm boring' written on his face, I bet you will fall asleep with boredom if you go to bed with him!"
"Sev is actually quite sexy." Liu Lei said subconsciously.
Didi sneered and raised her head. She quickly and gently kissed Liu Lei on the cheek and said, "Her wish." After speaking, Didi patted Liu Lei's shoulder freely and said, " Go to the toilet!" Seeing Liu Lei clutching her pants, she hopped back to the room, shook her head, took out another can of beer, raised it to her mouth but didn't drink it.
She touched the corner of her mouth and said softly, "It's also my wish." After speaking, Didi lowered her head, and some tears fell on the ground.After a while, she wiped her eyes, and when she looked up again, she had returned to the bold swordsman she used to be.
Seeing the big black dog walking crookedly, Didi shook his head and said, "It's been a long time since I've seen you again, now even a dog knows how to drink away your worries."
"Come on, dog, these are for you!" Didi unkindly opened several bottles of beer and put them in front of the big black dog.After blowing the cold wind for a while, she felt that her complexion had returned to normal, so she went back into the house.
Shui Lian and Bai Zhanji were not in the house, Liu Lei came back from the bathroom and continued to guide Tang Falan in painting.The time for Snape's invisibility potion hadn't come yet, so he didn't know where to squat at this time.Didi asked Xiao Wang who was standing in the corner: "Where are the famous dishes and water lotus? And Xiao An?"
"Shui Lian said that she went to find beauties." Xiao Wang replied in a straightforward manner: "Sister Xiao An went out with a bunch of comics and didn't know what to do. Famous Cai said he was a little bored, so he went out for a walk."
Didi nodded, she took out the iron block from the interspatial bag, and was going to tie it to her feet and run a few laps.As soon as she went out, she didn't run a few steps, and suddenly saw something, covered her eyes and stepped back.
"Di Dixiu, what's the matter with you?" Xiao Wang noticed her strange behavior and asked.
Didi rubbed his eyes, pointed outside and said, "In the wedge garden over there, there is a couple of dogs and men having sex in public!!!"
what!The righteous souls of the people in the room were ignited immediately, and they rushed out in fear, ready to watch the excitement, oh, no, it was serious to stop it! !
In the wedge garden, there really was a team of dogs and men.One of them, as if he was drunk, pinned down the person under him with all his strength, and he frantically tore the clothes of the person under him.Tang Falan was looking happily through his fingers, when suddenly, a fragment of clothes with familiar rhinestones fell in front of him, and on it were two large diamond-encrusted characters "straight man!"
Tang Falan reacted immediately, he jumped out and shouted: "You shameless big pervert, let go of my brother Mingcai!"
What!Those who were suppressed became their own people, and everyone in the pomelo team was unhappy.
When they separated the two, they saw that the shameless pervert was an acquaintance - Sirius!He didn't know why he was drunk and kept rubbing against people.Seeing that Bai Zhanji was rescued, he suddenly rushed towards Liu Lei, trying to hug his waist!
"Fuchsia!" Snape's voice came from behind Liu Lei, he was still invisible, but his tone seemed to be slurred: "Who made this stupid dog drunk to death! "
Didi silently stepped back a few steps, and retreated directly into the house.There are too many people outside, it is better to practice abdominal muscles indoors, ha ha.
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