[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

Liu Lei and Tang Falan rushed to Shui Lian's room, and the bird kicked the door open and rushed in.

Bai Zhanji was lying on the bed, and Shui Lian was sitting next to him with his back to the door, his movements seemed to be touching his face, very suspicious!

"Brother Shuilian, you!!" Tang Falan was stunned before he could say a word.Shui Lian turned her face, her face was covered with green mud. He was holding a spoon in his hand, and was smearing the same green mud on the sleepy Bai Zhanji's face.

"What are you doing?" Is this some secret skill unique to your master?

"I made an appointment with Mingcai, and we put on the mask together every night." Shui Lian continued to paste green mud on Bai Zhanji's face. The technique was very skillful. After a while, Bai Zhanji's face was all green, leaving only two The nostrils came out.

"You don't know, this mask is good, but it's too troublesome to apply! I made an appointment with Famous Cai. He will help me apply it on the first three or five, and I will help him apply it on the second and fourth. Tu Gedi. It's my turn today, even though he fainted, I can't break my promise!"

After finishing speaking, he raised the small spoons in his hands to Liu Lei and Tang Falan, and asked, "Would you like to try it? It is very effective in moisturizing, whitening, calming the skin, and shrinking pores!"

"No, no, just apply it slowly, and call us when the famous dish is about to wake up." Liu Lei hurriedly dragged Tang Falan away.Both of them breathed a sigh of relief when they left the door. It is common to see a partner who watches a movie together, but this is the first time I see a partner who applies a mask together! !It's really basic and can't be more basic! !

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Liu Lei turned around and asked Tang Falan, the little tail followed him back to the room, it seemed that he still didn't want to leave.

"Brother Lei, why didn't you just kill Riley?" Tang Falan asked, "Didn't you say that even if you kill him, the generals will appear? It's a big scumbag!"

Liu Lei silently touched Tang Falan's head and said, "Isn't it too cheap to just kill him?"

"What?"

"It's all over when you die, and you don't feel anything. Let him live in pain and for a long time, which is the most powerful punishment for him!" Liu Lei smiled sinisterly: "That bastard Riley, for the sake of poetry, actually took our tender Famous dishes to test medicine, although I doubt he will make it to the end, but he is too vicious to famous dishes! We will let him get nothing in the end!"

"Brother Lei, are you going to blacken?" Tang Falan asked.

"What's with that expectant look in your eyes?"

The night passed like this, but Bai Zhanji got up early the next day.As soon as he woke up, he saw a group of people around the bed, all staring at him, he couldn't help but blushed, shrank into the bed, and stammered, "You guys are so annoying!"

"" Can we still have a good chat.

Xiao An, who is familiar with Bai Zhanji's urination, pinched his face, pulled him up hard, and said, "Get up quickly, we don't have a crush on you, and we came here to peek at you!" Tucked in a few clothes.

When Bai Zhanji was dressed, Liu Lei asked with a very kind tone with a smile, "Famous dishes, how did you sleep last night? Did you feel uncomfortable?"

Bai Zhanji shivered and said, "I'm fine, but why are you talking to me like this, boss? It's scary."

Seeing that he was doing as usual, everyone was relieved.Bai Zhanji glanced at the time, and suddenly said, "Oh, it's so late, I have to go see Riley." He stopped suddenly, let out a short scream, and said, "I remembered, yesterday you guys They went to peek at me and Riley together, and became furious when he found out, and then you locked him up!"

"" It turns out that it's not good!

Bai Zhanji said to Liu Lei with tears in his eyes: "Boss, I know you have been secretly in love with me, but I really only have brotherly feelings for you. I regard you as my big brother, there is absolutely no way between us. Just let me and Riley go!"

Shui Lian burst out laughing, and then heard Bai Zhanji turn his head and said to him, "Brother Shui Lian, you too. I am very moved by your silent guarding by my side. Although you are beautiful like a flower, your temperament Extraordinary, but I only have Riley in my heart, sorry."

"Hehe!" Liu Lei laughed this time.

Tang Falan saw that Bai Zhanji was looking in his direction, his scalp went numb, and he went up and knocked him unconscious with a dagger.

"Boss, the love potion is really powerful, Mingcai brother is starting to talk nonsense!" Tang Falan has recently devoted himself to learning about interpersonal communication, and has read a few workplace comics with great concentration.

Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere in the room now, he racked his brains to find a step for everyone to go down, and pushed what Bai Zhanji said about some people secretly falling in love with him to the love potion.

"So that's how it is!" Han Dongqing was the second to speak, and gave Tang Falan an encouraging look of "well done".

"Boss, what should we do next?" Xiao An was an honest child, unable to think of any tricks, so he had to resort to changing the subject*.

"Originally, my plan was to make a deal with Riley, and he would come forward to find out the general. Then I would lure Ma Xiaoling to attack the general! The general will not kill her because of his relationship with Aunt Ma Xiaoling."

"Ma Xiaoling is very good at pestering people. If the general wants to get rid of him, he needs the help of others. At this time, we will show up at the right time, talk to him about the conditions, and let Ma Xiaoling stop looking for him. Task." Liu Lei was thinking, and said his original thoughts in detail.

"Zombies suck blood through their teeth. Although the general doesn't use them, the blood-sucking teeth still have special meaning to him. If you arrange it this way, he may not agree to your request. After all, he can be regarded as an immortal character, as long as he hides for a few minutes Ten years later, Ma Xiaoling will be too old to catch up with him." Shui Lian raised her own question.

"Yes, based on these conditions, it is very difficult to get his blood-sucking teeth." Liu Lei nodded and said: "But have you found out? The request for this mission only mentioned the general's teeth, and did not say which one it was. Teeth. Therefore, we can only ask Jiangchen to have an ordinary tooth, and he can grow back after cutting off his finger. An ordinary tooth is nothing to him at all."

"Are you really good at exploiting loopholes in the system?" Shui Lian sarcastically asked him, "Now you still want to negotiate terms with Riley?"

"Talk about chicken feathers!!" Liu Lei became angry when he mentioned Riley: "That bastard actually attacked famous dishes, d, if we didn't go there quickly, maybe the fresh famous dishes would become vegetable bangs by then! How can I get married in the future! Now that plan a doesn't work, there is only plan b!"

"Plan B?" Everyone asked in unison.

"Let's be tough!" Liu Lei said, he waved to everyone, and said in a low voice: "Let's do this and that, and then this and that, and finally this and that!" After listening to Liu Lei's plan b, the people in the room They all looked at him with strange eyes, which were full of naked contempt.

"Why? Otherwise, what else can we do? Anyway, we can't beat the general. He will show mercy to Ma Xiaoling, but not to us." Liu Lei said helplessly: "Don't I want to be an upright and good person? I was also forced to despise the system if you want to despise them, they are all bad missions issued by him!"

[Game player Liu Lei spread rumors and slandered the system, damaged the system's reputation, punished with 1000 game coins, and received an electric shock for ten seconds! 】Little bathrobe's very unhappy voice appeared in Liu Lei's mind.Everyone saw Liu Lei say "Damn!", and then fell down trembling like an electric shock.

"Brother Lei did something bad, did you get struck by lightning?" After a while, Tang Falan asked curiously.

"The captain is probably being punished by the system for being cheap!" Han Dongqing pushed the frame of his glasses, telling the truth.Everyone lifted Liu Lei up, threw him on the bed, and slept next to Bai Zhanji.

Liu Lei woke up not long after, and when he opened his eyes, he found Bai Zhanji lying beside him.Thinking about what Bai Zhanji said, Liu Lei couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly turned over to get up.

Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that the moment he turned over to face Bai Zhanji, Bai Zhanji suddenly woke up.He saw Liu Lei supporting him, looked down at him, and immediately covered his chest!There was a scream that could shatter glass!

"Hey!" Liu Lei couldn't bear it anymore and took out the electric shock baton from the pocket of the fourth dimension, and stunned Bai Zhanji again.He wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, put one hand into his crotch to put the electric shock baton back, and when he looked up, he saw Tang Falan holding the video crystal at him.

"Damn it! Brother Lei, you actually have a black line on your forehead!! What kind of new ability is this? There are special effects that only appear in comics!" Tang Falan yelled while holding the crystal.

"Little bird!!!" Liu Lei roared angrily, and threw an electric shock baton towards Tang Xiaoniao!Tang Falan dodged very nimbly, the crystal ball shook yellow in his hand, fell to the ground with a "crack", and shattered into pieces!

Liu Lei looked at the silver mercury-like substance that represented the image and disappeared without a trace. Thinking about the scene recorded by Tang Falan just now, he put one hand into his pants and the other hand rested on Bai Zhanji's body, and suddenly felt hopeless. in love!

"Boss, are you okay?" Tang Falan carefully poked Liu Lei with his hand, but found that he didn't respond at all.

Fuck! !Played, the boss short circuited! !He hastily leaned against Liu Lei, and shouted loudly in his ear: "Boss, we can fix it by going back quickly! Mr. Snape is so busy, he has to make potions, and he has to go to work with the Death Eaters." , maybe you haven’t seen it yet!”

"Phew!" Liu Lei's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "That makes sense, let's go back after pulling out our teeth!" After speaking, he hurriedly took out a handful of imitation Momotaro meatballs and handed them to Tang Falan, saying: "Hurry up, find a chance and give this to Kim Jung-jung."

After driving away Tang Falan, Liu Lei hurriedly found Shui Lian.

Liu Lei revealed the true face of *oss, mercilessly twisted several red marks on Bai Zhanji's body, and wiped his lips with chili oil, which looked red and swollen from a distance.He messed up Bai Zhanji's hair, tore off his buttons, and asked Shui Lian to carry Bai Zhanji to Riley's door for a few laps.

"You are a little crazy!" Shui Lian, who saw Liu Lei's plan, hugged Bai Zhanji and said.

"Are you going or not? If you don't, I'll let Xiao Wang stand on top!" Liu Lei said, and Xiao Wang, who had been staying in the corner with a lot of dust on his body, took a few steps forward excitedly.

"Go, why don't you go, I'm good at such irritating things, don't worry." Princess Shui Lian hugged Bai Zhanji, and walked away cheerfully.

Liu Lei followed behind them worriedly, when she heard Shui Lian tell Riley a realistic and provocative essay of nearly [-] words with him and Bai Zhanji as the main characters!Details must be detailed, descriptions must be described, and when it comes to exciting places, he even gently stroked Bai Zhanji's hair, and his eyes were so doting and doting, it was as if he was a domineering president!

Fuck, Shuilian is really talented, Liu Lei couldn't help giving her a thumbs up!If he didn't know that Xiao An guarded Bai Zhanji last night, he would have thought something happened to them.

"Actually, I still want to thank you. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have had a chance at all. You don't know, he always called your name when he [beep]!" Shui Lian attacked Riley four times. Double knowing blow.

Although he really wanted to hear the cross talk master Shui Lian continue, Liu Lei, who was eager to return home, hurriedly found Ma Xiaoling, and he said without any pressure that it was a big lie: "Ma Xiu, the general will appear tonight!"