[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

As the atmosphere of the New Year slowly weakens, another festival that all age-appropriate primates and all businessmen look forward to—Valentine's Day is here

The ancients didn't know what Valentine's Day was. No, on a day that was enthusiastically sought after by later generations, there was still no movement in the capital as usual, and even fewer people took to the streets.The reason is because of the snow.

Pieces of snow fell, and no one could be seen outside.Even the clever yellow dog knows to find a place where the straw pile is soft to hide.But there was still a fool, standing under the tree in a daze, looking up at the snow falling in the sky, not knowing what he was thinking, not speaking or moving for a long time.

"Hey, my lord, he's missing His Majesty the Master again." The maid Shuang'er, who was close to him, looked outside worriedly. Wei Xiaobao's body was getting more and more snowy, but she couldn't find a suitable opportunity to send out the stove in her hand. .

A few years ago, in order to save His Royal Highness Princess Jianning, the Duke left Beijing with the National Teacher.When he came back, the national teacher did not accompany him, and Shuang'er didn't know what happened, but since then, the number of times Lord Wei sighed and frowned behind others increased.

National teacher, Cheng is...

Suddenly, a bright yellow figure appeared in the garden, Shuang'er's heart skipped a beat, and she suddenly felt relieved.

The person who came didn't say anything, just watched Xue with Wei Xiaobao.These fools who are not afraid of the cold changed from one to two, and after a long time, finally the delicate and noble man couldn't stand the biting cold, and sneezed out one.

He rubbed his slightly red nose, stretched out his hand to Wei Xiaobao, and said with a smile, "Let's go."

Lord Wei looked at the fool in front of him, his eyes suddenly turned red.He wiped his eyes, and finally looked at the sky, as if saying goodbye to something.In the end, he also stretched out his hand towards the man, with a slightly embarrassed attitude.

The bright yellow figure smiled immediately, and he quickly grasped Wei Xiaobao's hand, which was cold but extremely firm.

"Let's go."

The two figures walked side by side, leaving a string of footprints on the snow.In front of them, there is a warm house, a hot mutton pot that has been prepared, and the long days of knowing each other in the future.People, after all, still have to look forward and say goodbye to the past in order to continue with the rest of life calmly.

Unlike the ancients, wizards have a subtle attitude towards Valentine's Day.

"I really hate this bloody Valentine's Day!" Potter complained to his good buddy lying next to him—Sirius.Don't get me wrong, the relationship between these two brothers is as pure as unused toilet paper. The only reason why they lie down and sleep together in such a romantic festival is because they were ruthlessly kicked out by their significant other.

"That's right, I have been an old man for so long, and the children are running all over the place! Doesn't he know what I mean? He just forgot the gift, and he kicked me out without saying a word!" Sirius felt that the loveseat sofa The bed was extremely uncomfortable, especially Potter, who would always fight with him not only for the quilt, but also for snacks, TV, and bathroom. Hey, this made him miss the warm and comfortable big bed at home very much.

"Hey..." The two brothers sighed at the same time.

Sirius scratched his hair, "James, do you think Snape is doing well?"

"It must be better than the two of us!" Potter turned over, and said to Sirius, "Why, you still miss him? Oh, you are really in love!"

"What a ghost, I was just curious about him at that time! Besides, don't you think he is really lucky? He has such an excellent partner. Now, I think that Mr. Liu is The most beautiful and gentle person I've ever met, he certainly wouldn't throw Snape out on Valentine's Day! Maybe cook him a big meal and have a romantic evening."

"Snape is lucky!"

"Ahem!" Lily's voice sounded from the door of the living room, "The two of you who came to stay overnight, how are you doing?"

"No!" The two replied in unison.

"Oh, there's nothing you can do if it's not good." Lily's tone was full of undisguised gloating, "Oh, by the way, the family members of the two of you came just now, and it seemed that they wanted to pick you up. But I don't know why suddenly Get angry and leave!"

"What!" Potter rolled over and stood up, and Sirius was thrown under the bed by him without warning. "When did they come!"

"Come when you were discussing how beautiful and understanding Snape's boyfriend is, oh haha, honestly, I don't know why they are so angry!" Lily smiled, covering her mouth.

"...We won't really be kicked out of the house like this, right?" Sirius broke out in a cold sweat.

"Haha, no way!" Lily's knife-throwing skills were being used slyly, "The Divorce Section of the Ministry of Magic will not be open today. You are still safe today!" As soon as the words were finished, two whirlwinds rushed out of the door.A black dog and a big deer rushed into the night, and they ran madly towards their house, which is really a pleasing beauty in the night.

The incident ended with Potter and Sirius lying in bed for days before getting up.

But this is what they asked for, who told them to try their best to please their lovers, there are many tricks, the degree of cooperation is absolutely high, and all kinds of seduction methods are used.This is how their lovers can resist!In order to keep people, all kinds of ply that I usually refuse to use are used, what?Offensive and defensive issues?At this critical moment, of course it is important to keep people, so what offense and defense matter!

The people upstairs were sound asleep, but there were two people chatting leisurely in the living room.

"When you choose college, you choose life." The blond former Death Eater smiled and poured two glasses of good bourbon, and he passed one to the person next to him. "I suddenly discovered that Gryffindor is actually very cute."

"Delicious too!" Another Slytherin on the sofa clinked glasses with his senior. "It's a happy cooperation, so when is the next festival? I can't wait!"

Slytherin vs Gryffindor, the result is really gratifying!

Unlike the wizarding world, which goes to bed early, Muggle celebrations can last all night.Especially in a city like Hong Kong, where many people love to be lively, the streets are filled with colorful festive light bulbs.There are couples holding hands all over the street, and the pink bubbles they emit, even the sea water in Victoria Harbor is dyed pink.

Ma Xiaoling puffed her lips and stood on the roof of the building, looking unhappily at the couples passing by in the commercial street not far away.

"Cheng Zhong, you said I'm beautiful and capable, and I have long legs, why don't I have a boyfriend?" Even Ma Xiaoling, who is a celestial master, occasionally has a girlish heart.

"That's because those men are blind, how can they be worthy of you, master!" Jin Zhengzhong said flatteringly, and what he got in return was Ma Xiaoling's signature big white eyes.

"Hey... It's a new year again, and I don't know if I will meet the right one this year?" She held her chin and looked towards the sky.During this movement, he suddenly bumped into a metal object next to him, and saw a silver light falling straight down from the rooftop!

"Master, you knocked down the watermelon knife!" Jin Zhengzhong poked his head out, trying to see if anyone was hurt.

"Ahh! Dead! Dead!" She slapped her apprentice's stupid head hard, "Why did you put the watermelon knife next to me?"

"I want to cut the watermelon for me after you finish sighing, master!" Kim Jong-joong pointed to the watermelon next to him, "Master, you are the best at cutting watermelon. You can cut watermelon with your hands, and it is crisp and sweet!"

Too lazy to deal with unreliable apprentices, Ma Xiaoling ran downstairs all the way.Don't hurt anyone!Don't hurt anyone!She prayed silently in her heart.When she went downstairs, she finally breathed a sigh of relief!There was no one downstairs. Similarly, the watermelon knife that fell was gone!

"It's great, no one was hurt. Oh, whoever is greedy for money, you have to pick up the watermelon knife and use it!" Jin Zhengzhong said with his waist in pure hush.

"In the middle! Shut up! Go back and practice the invisibility spell [-] times!"

"Ah, master! No way!"

In a bachelor apartment not far away, a young man silently pulled out the watermelon knife that fell on his head while facing the mirror.The wound healed quickly, he wiped the blood on his face and sighed.

"It's really a bad start to the year, and the watermelon knife is actually dropped from the sky! Why didn't the sky drop a girlfriend for me!" Kuang Tianyou, a zombie young man who has been single for many years, complained silently.

What is the future of the celestial master and the zombie youth? Are they strangers who are not familiar with each other all the time?Or is the plot of falling in love and killing each other lingering and entangled with each other enough to fill three TV series?They don't know anything about the future.This year's Valentine's Day episode also quickly disappeared into memory, until the day they met each other, the wheel of fate began to turn.

The so-called do as the Romans do, where you go, you must respect the local customs.In this regard, aliens from various planets have done a good job!In addition to the festivals of their own hometown, they also celebrate human festivals, and their schedules are full throughout the year.

But for everyone in black, Valentine's Day is a disaster for them!Still capitalized!

The reason is that on Valentine's Day, those handsome and outrageous aliens will definitely appear outside the headquarters of the Men in Black.They each have a rose in their hands and look at you with handsome, outrageous faces!

There used to be a man in black who simply didn't know the reason, but couldn't resist the shining gaze, and took the rose out of politeness.Well, if you pick someone else's rose, it's not too much to shake hands!

Sounds like a perfectly normal request!Look, he stretched out his hand, the two of them clasped their fingers, the alien showed a bewildered smile, and the man in black also smiled foolishly!Then, "Bang!" Aha, congratulations on your pregnancy!

What, you are a man!That's right, we only pick men to get pregnant!And then, "Touch!" My belly grew bigger! , ten servings of sour plum pickled cabbage hot and sour powder!Well, congratulations, your baby is so healthy and cute!

Fall!It's cute, but it's obviously a cloud of unknown gas!

Anyway, the people in black who have suffered a lot have learned to be good!Can we afford to provoke or hide?Close the door to prevent them from coming in, and if they come in, just ignore it and pretend that they don't know each other.

Hehe, the handsome and outrageous aliens don't mind the attitude of the man in black treating them like air at all. They pulled out a cute outrageous little alien from behind. That little alien is soft and cute The key is also somewhat similar to yours.When he looked at you with big eyes and softly asked "Dad, don't you want a baby?", the headquarters of the men in black fell again!

After the holidays, the little aliens were joined by little brothers.

Regarding the steady increase of the population of his own race, the person in charge of the unbelievably handsome people on the earth sent a summary of his observations on the earth to the headquarters. The men are very enthusiastic and suitable for permanent residence!

Next, we arrived at the world of the City of Bones.

What a Valentine's Day between siblings!

Next, we arrived at the world of Doraemon.

What kind of Valentine's Day do elementary school students have!

And then, finally, the world of Twilight.

Edward and Jacob are currently in a hot relationship, and every day is Valentine's Day for them!When it came to Valentine's Day, the two of them didn't have any special programs other than blinding people and torturing single dogs to death as usual.To everyone's surprise, Ah Luo moved into the Karen family's villa on this day. Although the reason for living in the guest room was to monitor the Karen family for any changes, the real purpose was known to all. .

Edward, who came home from school, was submerged in the rose petals like waves as soon as he entered the door.He and Jacob looked at each other and saw the moderate temperature outside. The two went into the forest hand in hand, thinking that a one-night wild forest experience could be regarded as a sideshow for Valentine's Day.

Carlisle froze as soon as he entered the door.

Candles, roses, wine and his favorite, Yasha.Heifetz's vinyl record, everything is very much in line with Carlyle's aesthetic.However, looking at Ah Luo sitting on the big bed, Carlisle turned his eyes away, and asked in a trembling voice.

"What are you... wearing!"

"Ah, don't you like it?" Ah Luo tugged on the nurse's uniform on his body. The size is a bit small, but I heard that wearing clothes that are one size smaller is a new trend, called shaping.He glanced at the mirror next to him, and found that his nurse's cap was not crooked, but Carlisle's face was a little bit wrong. I don't know if it was because of the candlelight. The moment Carlisle saw him, his face turned blue.

"...I think... I won't be able to go to work tomorrow?" Carlisle felt that the scene in front of him really hurt his eyes deeply. He covered his forehead, how could he go to work tomorrow!As soon as I saw the nurse, I would think of the current scene, goosebumps, shaking hands, and inexplicable vomiting. How can I treat patients like this.

Hearing Carlisle's words, Ah Luo's eyes lit up. "You mean, until tomorrow morning?"

"Ah? What? You'd better take off the nurse's uniform, it really doesn't suit you!" Carlisle looked up again and was stunned by Ah Luo's costume again.Ah Luo obediently took off the nurse's uniform. At this time, he was wearing the legendary emperor's new clothes and looked at him, and only used a pillow to cover some parts.

"Is this suitable for me?" Ah Luo smiled slightly, picked up a rose and put it in his mouth.

"..." Carlisle covered his forehead again!

Valentine's Day is such a crazy day.