[Unlimited] Desperate Conquer the World

"What's the matter? What are you all looking at me for?" Sirius said cheerfully, "Have you finally found out that I am incomparably handsome?"

"You!" Didi drew out his big sword again, d, impatient to live, dare to tear medicine to Xiaolei!

"Dee Dee, wait!" Snape stopped her with his eyes, "I will have a good talk with him in private, and Lei should not want to make this known." He looked at Liu Lei.

Liu Lei nodded, d, do you want everyone to know that he has [pyrhi] dreams every night!Wow, Dumbledore, that old bastard, likes to give him a sudden insanity from time to time!When he saw himself and Snape thinking of this, he unconsciously glanced at Snape.

Huh?Snape seemed to have carefully groomed himself today.

The long black hair was pinned softly behind the ears, leaving only a few strands in front of the forehead. The black coat was exquisite and close-fitting, which well highlighted the long legs of the potions genius.

"Did he exercise recently?" Liu Lei looked at Snape's round buttocks and blinked. d, after the breakup, he dressed so slickly, who is he trying to hook up with!Liu Lei looked down at the casual clothes she had put on casually, and thought angrily!

"Mr. Liu, you are here." Dumbledore's voice broke the strange atmosphere at the scene.He looked at Didi who drew out his big sword, and then at Sirius who was bewildered, and smiled kindly, "You children are still so naughty. Now that we have formed an alliance, we must adapt to each other and live in peace. "

"Why don't you shake hands and make peace?"

"Okay!" Although Sirius was a little confused, he still extended his hand to Liu Lei, and he showed a charming smile (in his opinion), "Mr. Liu, although I don't know what misunderstanding we have, but if I I am willing to apologize for doing something that offended you. Also, can I make you cry?"

"No!" Snape's wand tapped Sirius' hand lightly.

"Don't go too far! Snotlite! You have already broken up!" Sirius also pulled out his wand and pointed at Snape.

"We're just calming down for a day and a half, and our relationship has nothing to do with you, stupid dog!" Snape looked at Dumbledore and explained, "I'm sorry, we can't shake hands. We shook hands casually in the United States before. , something unspeakable happened."

"What accident? So what if you hold hands?" Sirius obviously didn't believe it. He suddenly grabbed Snape's hand and squeezed it viciously, "You won't get pregnant if you hold hands! Why are you so nervous!"

Snape looked at Sirius with the eyes of "you ignorant earthling", and pulled out his hand in disgust.

Then, a detection spell hit Sirius' body, and a green light representing life lit up in his abdomen.Dumbledore took a sip of honey tea and squirted it out. He took a few breaths, pointed at Sirius and said tremblingly, "You are pregnant!"

"Boom!" The coffee in Lupine's hand fell to the ground, and his face turned pale all of a sudden.Sirius looked at him with a big mouth, and explained: "I am not with Snape, how could I be pregnant without me!" He looked at Snape's fascinated hands, and his voice began to tremble, "Could it be I really got pregnant just because I shook hands with Snape! No, I'm pregnant with Snape's baby! No no no no! My worst nightmare has come true!"

Hearing the last sentence, Snape raised his eyebrows, this sentence is really quite connotative!

"No, you didn't get pregnant because you shook hands with Snape." Lupine took a few deep breaths to calm himself down.He looked at Sirius with a complicated expression, "You have been nauseated and vomited for the past few days, and you have also eaten a lot of sour plums that you usually don't touch. I guess, you have been pregnant for a while, who is the father of the child?"

"I" Sirius suddenly recalled the night he tried to forget.

His gasping and the pain of being penetrated for the first time, and the hot sweat dripping on his body, that predatory kiss, and the suffocating extreme pleasure.And finally there's a big clump of babo tubers all over his face

Looking at Lupine's painful eyes, Sirius suddenly had a flash of inspiration, he gritted his teeth, pointed at Dumbledore and said, "It's him!"

"Pfft!" Dumbledore spat out a mouthful of honey tea, and he coughed violently. The black cauldron was so huge that he couldn't recover from it for a while.

Shui Lian, who has always been the oldest and loves the youngest, couldn't bear it anymore. He patted Dumbledore on the back and said, "Mr. Sirius, please don't mistake your husband. Although Mr. Dumbledore is 100 He is many years old, but his Yuan Yang is still alive, in your terms, he is still a pure virgin!"

Dumbledore coughed worse, his face flushed, and he turned into a puff of white smoke and pulled out of the room in embarrassment. "I think we'd better give them some space." Snape said very understandingly.

Everyone in the grapefruit team consciously returned to their rooms.When Snape passed by Liu Lei's side, he said calmly, "I didn't expect Sirius' private life to be so chaotic. If you want to accept his pursuit, you have to think carefully."

"No. I didn't think about it." Liu Lei's hand brushed across Snape's clothes, and accidentally touched his slender fingers.

"You don't need to explain to me what you do in private time." Snape frowned slightly, and took out a handkerchief, "At least wipe your mouth clean after eating snacks." The touch of silk lightly touched the corner of Liu Lei's mouth wiped off.

"Thank you." Liu Lei looked up at Snape. From his angle, he could just see Snape's open neckline when he bent over.

The slender neck and collarbone were exposed in Liu Lei's line of sight, vaguely visible on his white chest, so his neckline must be too open!Liu Lei felt his nose itchy, and the next moment, he felt Snape's handkerchief covering his nose, and when he looked up, he saw Snape's slightly disgusted eyes.

"You have a nosebleed!" Snape raised his eyebrows, and he buttoned his neckline gracefully with his slender fingers. Obviously he noticed Liu Lei's gaze just now.

""Is there any more humiliating moment than this moment?Liu Lei covered her nose and tried hard to think back.

Tang Falan, who was following behind them, gave Liu Lei a sympathetic look, Brother Lei, please ask for blessings!Snape is already the world boss, you haven't left Novice Village yet, you are not at the same level at all, okay?Tang Falan silently remembered Snape's tricks in his heart, and prepared to conquer the innocent little mermaid who doesn't like the world as soon as he returns. (?)

"Although Momo is two heads taller than me, and is also much stronger than me! But this kind of thing is not a matter of force. When I learn Snape's flirtatious skills, oh haha, Mo Mo will be obedient Ah, I have to be a reliable man to give Mo Mo a sense of security!" Tang Falan felt that after studying with Liu Lei and Snape for so long, it was time for her to become a teacher!

Dumbledore is indeed thick-skinned, oh, no, he is a mature and stable leader.On the second day, he appeared in front of everyone as if nothing had happened. For the 100-year-old virgin, everyone in the grapefruit team still maintains a strong respect for him.

"The prophecy has almost been proclaimed, and basically the entire wizarding world knows it. Of course, under our deliberate guidance, the people regard this matter as a fateful duel between Voldemort and the Savior." Dumbledore came out in front of him. A miniature hut, it looks like it is the place where Lily raises her baby. "The Death Eaters have been losing ground in the battle with us recently. The news about Tom's life experience has also stirred the hearts of the pure-blood nobles. Many nobles have begun to go abroad. Transfer assets, and the rest began to contact us secretly."

"The populace shuns the Death Eaters because of their cruelty to the Saplings. Voldemort desperately needs an undisputed victory to restore his reputation! He will find Lily! James, to fulfill the prophecy Conditions, the fake marriage between you and Lily must be concealed for the time being." Dumbledore looked at James apologetically.Porter.

Potter looked a little tired, "In order to completely eliminate the Dark Lord, these are nothing. It is just that Lily's safety must be protected, and I don't want any accidents to happen to her and the Xuanli in her belly."

"Lily has been secretly protected by me. The one in this room is not her, but a member of the Order of the Phoenix who is proficient in transfiguration. With the top-level Polyjuice Potion provided by Severus, she can perfectly disguise as Lily Of course, you have to visit him often, Voldemort will look for you everywhere." Dumbledore looked at Potter and asked with some concern.

"Are you all right, James?"

"It's okay, I just haven't slept well recently." Potter gave a big hutch, and he patted Sirius on the shoulder, "Congratulations brother, I received the news yesterday that you are pregnant. Haha, this Remus will be overjoyed, after all, I always thought he would be pregnant!"

"Not his child." Sirius stared at the cup in front of him. d, Damn Regulus, why didn't you reply to him? Are you planning to finish eating and refuse to admit it? 9 Remus actually expressed last night that he was willing to raise this child with him, ah, ah, why are things getting worse? Confused!

"Hahaha" James smiled awkwardly, and changed the subject abruptly, "Someone said that you got pregnant after shaking hands with Snape, I laughed so hard! Hey, could it be Snape's?" Boy~ Ha, I still remember that you secretly typed [beep] on his photo! That photo was smashed by you in the end, and you took his photo off my airplane cup!"

The meeting room suddenly fell into a subtle silence.

"" Sirius covered his face!

"Ah, wait, why do you have masturbation cups in this era?" Tang Falan asked the question that everyone wanted to ask!

james.Potter stood up suddenly, he covered his mouth, and after a while, he said, "Why did I say this!"

"Ahem." Dumbledore said with some embarrassment, "It should be my fault. I accidentally put the veritaserum in Mr. Liu's cup into your tea, James, I'm getting old , there are always times when the eyes are dazzled."

"Ah, I feel that the coffee tastes wrong today. It turns out that the taste of Veritaserum is missing!" Liu Lei said suddenly, and he kicked Snape hard under the table!

d, so you hooked up with so many people when you were a student!Snape frowned, and said directly to Liu Lei, "How would I know what they did to my photos in private? Since you keep saying that we broke up, what does my private life have to do with you?" !"

"Didn't you say that we are just temporarily calming down for a few hours!" Liu Lei patted the table.

"Snape." James said sincerely, "No matter what happened in the past, I just treat you as an ordinary friend now." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to Snape, "I don't want the past Affecting our current lives, I know you have always hated us, but this does not prevent us from fighting the common enemy together."

Snape frowned, and shook James' hand quickly.

A nauseous feeling came up, James covered his mouth and made a retching sound.Sirius suddenly opened his eyes wide, and saw a healing spell hit James' body, and the familiar green light also lit up on his abdomen!Obviously, James.Potter is also pregnant!

The members of the Order of the Phoenix present all focused their attention on Snape's child-giving hand.

"Then, there's only you left, Remus. Lupine!" Snape smiled maliciously, "Aren't you going to shake hands with me?"