The End Times of Mental Illness

[Today is the annual Valentine's Day. My Blue Mountain Base has organized a very meaningful event for everyone. For details, please refer to the announcement:

Blue Mountain Base Planning Department

1. Significance of the activity

Under the guidance of President Mu Lianjun, we have always adhered to the purpose of "serving the people", and have been continuously engaged in the dissemination of advanced culture of the base, which has greatly enriched people's lives.

On such a romantic day, our planning department sends sincere blessings with practical actions, hoping that lovers in the world will eventually get married, grow old together, and be happy.

2. Activity theme

true love polite romantic innocent

3. Activity object

All members of Blue Mountain Base

4. Activity organization unit

Organizer: Blue Mountain Base

Organizer: Blue Mountain Base Planning Department

5. Event time and place

Time: February 2

Location: At the booth in the event center

6. Activity steps

1 love song duet

2 romantic lover rose fragrance

ps: If you spend 1000 yuan or more at the Blue Mountain base on that day, you will get a box of exquisite chocolates.

3 More mini game activities will be announced one by one on the day.

7. Event rewards

First prize: three-day air travel for couples (one pair)

Second prize: a box of exquisite chocolates (ten boxes)

Participation award: two commemorative badges for lovers on Valentine's Day (several)]

Bu Zhengshang got up early today. She secretly made chocolate herself, and then secretly hid the chocolate for later use at night.

After that, she urged Zhen Youbing to get up.

Zhen Youbing covered her head in the quilt and couldn't afford to live, and shouted hoarsely: "I can't afford it, I can't afford it! You were so tired last night, can't you let me sleep a little longer?"

Bu Zhengshang bluffed his face, washed his hands with cold water without saying a word, then stretched out under the quilt...

"what!!!"

Hmph, no matter how tired you are as tired as I am?

After all, the two of them arrived at the event location slowly.At this time, the event site is already crowded with people, just waiting for the event to start.

Han Jian wrote a long-winded article, and finally said: "I know that everyone can't wait, so I won't say more. Finally, I would like to thank our President Mu, who led our base to a well-off and happy life in an all-round way. Thank you The organizer of this event, all props and rewards for this event were kindly provided by Mr. Guo Degang. Next, please invite our hosts Yang Yueyue and Ms. Chen Yier!"

Yang Yueyue and Chen Yier bounced up and down on the stage, Yang Yueyue said embarrassedly: "Hahaha, this is the first time I host a show, please don't shoot it, don't shoot it, don't wear scarves, I don't want to be an internet celebrity !"

As soon as she reminded everyone, everyone came to their senses, that's right, quickly send out the scarf and ask your friends to like it!

Yang Yueyue was talking about the rules of the event: "During the game, you are not allowed to use supernatural powers, and you are not allowed to cheat. Once found violators, you will be disqualified from participating in the game for three years!"

Chen Yier added from the side: "Reporting rewards! Reporting rewards! Now we are playing the first game, you and me. Players from all teams are invited to enter!"

Yang Yueyue: "Our first round of small games is to eat!"

Chen Yier: "That's right, it's just eating. I believe that many friends have not had breakfast when they got up early, so our organizer thoughtfully prepared a little breakfast for the contestants. Please enjoy it to your heart's content!"

Yang Yueyue: "In this round of competition, the couples will share a meal, and they are not allowed to eat by themselves. All the food that goes into their mouths must be fed by another person. The [-] teams that finish eating first win. Now, please work." Staff, serve breakfast!"

Rows of uniformed workers came out of the backstage carrying basins, and they put down a basin in front of each team, leaving two pairs of chopsticks behind.

The food in the bowl is noodles topped with green onions.The noodles were dyed red by the secret chili. There was not much soup, but they were not too dry at all. On the contrary, they were crystal clear, plump and elastic. The spicy aroma constantly stimulated everyone's taste buds, making people want to eat a few bites immediately!

All the participating teams swallowed secretly at this moment, but they were not greedy, but scared!

This is nothing other than the secret chili of the noodles, it is the well-known devil chili.I heard that this devil pepper was accidentally discovered by someone while traveling, and it was later used for commercial purposes. Spontaneous combustion!

What's even more frightening is that the bowl that holds the noodles is not a bowl, but a basin!It's not an ordinary pot, it's a big pot!

There were already people who were so frightened that they wanted to give up the competition and were severely despised by their lovers, and then bit the bullet and continued to participate.

Yang Yueyue announced: "The competition—start!"

Regardless of whether it is to bite the bullet and participate, or it is inevitable, as soon as the first two words are finished, they immediately pick up the chopsticks and put them in the basin.

Bu Zhengshang and Zhen Youbing were not to be outdone, they picked up their chopsticks and stuffed a big mouthful of noodles into each other's mouths, and then opened their mouths to receive the noodles fed by each other.

The so-called caring about what's in their mouths and not what's in their hands, they focus on the noodles they want to eat, and the noodles they feed to each other are biased.

"Xiaoshang, Xiaoshang!" Zhen Youbing twirled Bu Zhengshang's chopsticks, but he couldn't eat it, so he yelled anxiously, "Don't move your chopsticks!"

Bu Zhengshang took a bite of the noodles rolled up on the chopsticks, ate them in a few bites, and then stretched out his small red tongue to lick the chopsticks twice, which made Zhen Youbing salivate, he didn't have such a tricky person, She can see and smell but can't eat, she's so hungry!

After going down like this several times, they either couldn't eat this or that, and the speed slowed down instead.

"I'll feed you!" Bu Zhengshang flicked his chopsticks and said, "One eats one!" Zhen Youbing quickly handed her the chopsticks in his hand.

Other teams are also facing this dilemma. Everyone wants to eat faster together, but they slow down because of greed.Seeing someone using another method, more and more people are learning it.

After several experiments, they gradually worked out the most effective method.Bu Zhengshang picked up the noodles, then turned the chopsticks to roll and roll, rolled all the noodles on top, and then handed it to Zhen Youbing's mouth. Zhen Youbing opened his mouth wide and made a whimper, and took them all in his mouth, puffing his cheeks Chew and chew.Then Bu Zhengshang wrapped the noodles on the chopsticks again, and fed them after she finished chewing.Their cooperation was methodical and unhurried, like flowing clouds and flowing water, but the speed was very fast, and they gradually came to the front.

In the end, they naturally won the top three without any accidents and successfully advanced to the next competition.

Yang Yueyue: "Okay! After the first round of competition, the top [-] have been selected. Congratulations to them! Don't lose heart for the eliminated couples, you will get a couple badge!"

Chen Yier: "The noodles provided in the competition are all provided by Lanshan Tesco, which is run by Mr. Guo Degang. If you buy noodles, you can go to Lanshan Tesco!"

Yang Yueyue: "The name of the second mini-game is two people with three legs. The couple crosses obstacles with their legs tied together. The couple of the three teams with the least time wins. Now, all participating teams are invited to enter the arena and prepare!"

The arena is on an acupressure board, and they not only have to tie one leg together, but also have to go barefoot.

After the staff checked the condition of their leggings one by one, the referee gave an order, and all the teams ran with a bang!

But I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. This game requires the cooperation of both couples. Some people ran out quickly, but their couple hadn't even stepped forward. As a result, there were two bang bangs, and the two fell to the ground together.

"Xiao Bingbing, don't worry," Bu Zhengshang commanded, "Listen to my command, let's count one, two, one together, one step on the bound leg, two steps on the other, the steps should be smaller and don't panic, we are stable Seek victory, understand?"

Zhen Youbing: "Understood!"

"One two one! One two one! One two one..."

"One two one! One two one! One two one..."

Their neat slogans were accompanied by pain from time to time. It is really that the power of the acupressure board is too great, just like stepping on a sharp stone with bare feet!

Of course, the game cannot be so simple, there are many obstacles in the course.After going through the single-plank bridge, skipping rope for two, crawling on the railing, etc., Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang finally won No.1 in this competition!

Yang Yueyue: "Congratulations to the couples of the three teams who have advanced. The following is the last mini-game this time. I ask you to describe the name and let me guess."

Chen Yier: "For couples, one person guesses and the other person describes. The describer can only use the interpretation, allusion, and use of the topic to prompt the topic until the cooperating guesser correctly guesses the topic. No topic can appear during the description process. Any word in the text can not be prompted by any mouth shape, nor can it be prompted by synonyms in other languages. It is a foul when the inscription appears in the description. For the question that the contestant feels is too difficult, the describer or word guesser can choose " Over', the team that guesses the last word in the same time wins."

Yang Yueyue: "This competition is divided into two rounds, one team will be eliminated in the first round, and the champion team will be determined in the second round. Please invite us three teams to play!"

At this time, the gambling table has already been opened in the audience, because Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang were the champions of the previous competition, so many people bought them to win, and there was a lot of cheers from the audience, cheering for them one after another.

Only one person can see the topic. In the first round, they chose Bu Zhengshang to describe Zhen You Bing Guess.

They are the last to appear as the finale team.The first team guessed eleven words correctly, and the second team actually guessed fifteen words correctly.In such a short period of time, after guessing fifteen words correctly, the two looked at each other, feeling deep pressure.

However, they are here for the championship, how could they be afraid!

Bu Zhengshang drew out the first word, and felt relieved, it was too simple, she didn't say a word, and gestured to brush her teeth, Zhen Youbing immediately called out the answer: "Toothbrush!"

The second word is tiger, and Bu Zhengshang imitated the roar of a tiger.

The third word: fruit.

Bu Zhengshang reminded: "What do bananas and watermelons belong to?"

Zhen Youbing immediately replied: "Fruit!"

The third word: Single Wang

Bu Zhengshang asked: "We are a couple, so what is it?"

Zhen Youbing: "Single?"

Bu Zhengshang: "Replace the last word!"

Zhen Youbing: "Single dog!"

The fourth word: rainbow crystal

Bu Zhengshang quickly asked: "If you don't accept gifts this year, what else will you accept?"

Zhen Youbing: "Rainbow Crystal!"

The tacit understanding and speed with which they answered the questions made the audience hold their breath for fear of disturbing them.

In the end, Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang advanced again with excellent results in [-] questions!

Yang Yueyue: "The match point is here, the match point is here!"

Chen Yier: "The last match will be played by both teams at the same time, players please prepare!"

In this game, the two had to switch positions, and Zhen Youbing would describe Bu Zhengshang's guessing questions.

Their first question is "Love is as deep as the sea", which is much more difficult than the previous round.Zhen Youbing scratched her ears anxiously, finally grabbed Bu Zhengshang, looked directly at her, and asked, "What did you see in my eyes?"

Bu Zhengshang hesitated for a while, and then asked: "...eye shit?"

Zhen Youbing: "..."

The scene was suddenly silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle drop, and even the other group looked over curiously.

"Pfft!" "Hahaha!"

Then, laughter rang out overwhelmingly, and Zhen Youbing said anxiously in embarrassment: "Come on!"

The second question is stronger than gold.

Zhen Youbing described: "Four words, no test can separate us, how do you describe us?"

Bu Zhengshang: "Stay firm!"

Zhen Youbing: "It's not this one! It's the one worth more than silver!"

Bu Zhengshang: "Love is stronger than gold!"

Zhen Youbing: "Yes, yes, yes! Next, what kind of girl are you?"

Bu Zhengshang: "Like flowers and jade!"

Zhen Youbing: "Yes, yes, yes! The next one, seven words, to describe our happiness, is the one that looks like a duck!"

Bu Zhengshang: "I don't envy mandarin ducks, I don't envy immortals!"

Zhen Youbing: "Great next one! Tell me, how did I follow you? Four words! The first word is like this!" She gestured to wipe her neck.

Bu Zhengshang immediately said: "You're so shameless!"

Zhen Youbing: "...!! No!!!"

Bu Zhengshang: "Stalker?"

Zhen Youbing: -_-||

There was another burst of laughter from the audience, and Bu Zhengshang finally guessed right: "Desperate to the ground!"

Zhen Youbing quickly said the next thing: "The words to describe Yang Yueyue, four words!"

Bu Zhengshang: "The second-year girl!"

Zhen Youbing: "The next four words describe Guo Degang's love of money!"

Bu Zhengshang: "I love money like my life!"

Zhen Youbing nervously picked up the next reminder note, the movement of the other team could not disturb her at all, she quickly reminded: "What is it for playing martial arts in front of me?"

Bu Zhengshang: "Take an ax at the door of the class!

Zhen You Bing. "What were we doing last night?

Bu Zhengshang: "Linging and lingering!"

They were getting better and better, Zhen Youbing asked, "How do we all look?"

Bu Zhengshang replied immediately. "Overwhelming country and overwhelming city!

Zhen Youbing: "That's right! Next one!"

There was constant laughter in the audience—these two are too narcissistic, how can anyone say that they are so beautiful, how shameless?

In the end, Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang's [Zhen Jin Bu Afraid of Fire to Refining] combination won the No.1 competition with an absolute advantage.Afterwards, this combination became popular in the Blue Mountain base overnight, and it has a tendency to spread to the whole country.

Yang Yueyue reluctantly presented awards to them, and even said that she was a second-year middle school girl!

Yang Yueyue: "Okay, this is the end of the mini game, everyone can participate in the next love song duet game, this game will last until tomorrow! Let's have a carnival!"

Their buzz is theirs.Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang did not participate in the next game, because, Zhen Youbing, she was born!gas!up!

"You actually said that I'm shameless! Stalking! Hmph!

Bu Zhengshang took her hand and acted like a baby: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Don't be angry!"

Zhen Youbing didn't listen: "Hmph!"

In the end, it was Bu Zhengshang who resorted to killer steel and took out the chocolate Zhenyoubing she made herself to calm down.

Zhen Youbing took a big bite of the chocolate, immediately wrinkled up and shouted: "Oh! Xiao Chang, where did you buy it? Could it be a shopping gift? It's sweet, bitter, salty, and spicy. I've never eaten it like this. ..." Seeing Bu Zhengshang's expression, she had an ominous premonition, and said, "Could it be that you did it yourself?!"

Bu Zhengshang's face sank, and he asked, "I've never eaten something like this before..."

As soon as she heard her words, Zhen Youbing understood the truth of the matter, and immediately took over the words, saying: "I have never eaten such delicious chocolate! I said that no store can produce such a unique taste! "She looked intoxicated.It seems that chocolate is really delicious.

"Really?" Bu Zhengshang said with a smile. "Eat more if it's delicious, I've made a lot of it!" As she spoke, she brought out a large bowl of chocolates.

Zhenyou ice, broken, the cause of death was food poisoning.