The End Times of Mental Illness

"Huh!" Bu Zhengshang said proudly: "That's not what you said, the common saying is that three cobblers are worth one Zhuge Liang! You're saying the opposite! You didn't even realize it, and you still have to correct it!"

Zhen Youbing: It's okay, it's okay, no...

Bu Zhengshang continued: "Also, what you confessed to me was actually taught by others? Why do you even ask other people such things casually? If you don't know, you can ask me, will I not teach you? "

Zhen Youbing said flatteringly: "Master Bu, Teacher Bu, the villain is wrong, I won't dare to do it again next time! If there is anything wrong in the future, I must ask you first, okay?"

Bu Zhengshang nodded in satisfaction and said, "You're right. But if you ask me, I won't. It's useless for you to ask them again. I won't. How could they?"

Zhen Youbing agreed with a grin: "Master Xiaoshang is right!"

Everyone: Damn it again!Buzheng Chang, you have no skin, no face, a narcissistic madman!Zhen Youbing, you have no integrity, no friendship, and you value sex over friends!You are a pair of dog girls who have no conscience, no evil, and no evil!Why don't you go shit! !

"Can I stay overnight?" A weak voice came from outside the door.

"No!" Multiple mouths roared in unison.It's not normal for just two people to dare to come to a group of strangers' dens!Either they are strong and confident, or they are plotting to do something wrong, or they are short-sighted!No matter what, they don't, welcome, welcome!

"Our brothers and sisters really don't have any malicious intentions, we really just want to stay for one night," the man outside the door continued, "To tell you the truth, I'm actually an earth-type supernatural power user. There is something that can be helpful, and I am willing to exchange it."

Such a coincidence?Need help and someone will come to your door?A supernatural person is still very useful to everyone who is troubled.They got together and muttered, chattering and crackling, and finally, Zhen Youbing said to the door: "Okay, we discussed it, if you brothers and sisters insist on coming in for the night, it's not impossible , but we have conditions!"

"No problem!" Immediately agreed outside the door, and then maybe felt that he was too excited, coughed twice and said: "But you have to talk about the conditions first, if it is too much, we can't agree."

"Hey," Zhen Youbing said, "Of course it won't be too much. It's just that we are in a little trouble now, and I want to ask you to help out. Don't worry, you won't let your efforts go to waste. Afterwards, there will be a big reward!"

"it is good!"

After Zhen Youbing heard this, she proudly rushed to ask for credit, raised her eyebrows and blinked, "Look, I'm hot, witty, and hot, and they agreed without even thinking about it.

Bu Zhengshang looked at her winking suspiciously, and asked worriedly, "What's wrong with you, are your eyes cramped?"

Zhen Youbing, suddenly.At the age of 22.

After the two brothers and sisters entered the door, seeing so many people, they looked at each other suspiciously, and their expressions became a little dignified and stiff.

"Hello, my name is Mo Shaocong, and this is my sister, Mo Shaosi." Mo Shaocong looks like a human, and so does her sister.Mo Shaosi seemed a little shy, he lowered his head and pulled Mo Shaocong's clothes corner, and when Mo Shaocong introduced her, he greeted her in a low voice.

Bu Zhengshang observed Mo Shaosi suspiciously, and always felt that she was a little strange, as if she was not the ordinary person Mo Shaocong said.But Mu Lianjun's eyes flickered, and he quickly returned to calm.

Zhen Youbing seemed to have no brains, so she confided to Mo Shaocong and Mo Shaosi their real predicament when they met, and said carelessly: "Since you are so sincere, then we can't lie to you. My name is Zhen Youbing, this beautiful The cute and smart one is Bu Zhengshang, this one is Mu Lianjun, that one is his attendant, this one is Zhen Yi and Zhen Er, that rainbow candy is Yang Yueyue..." Zhen Youbing introduced everyone's names one by one, and then He said braggingly: "I, Xiaoshang, Zhen Er, and Shui Rou'er are also supernatural beings, not worse than your earth superpowers. We not only have water, fire and wood, but also a speed superpower! Xiao Shui! Shout out to them! Show off your unparalleled speed!"

Shui Rou'er obediently ran around the living room, the speed was so fast that a gust of wind blew, and then he held the orchid finger and thought it was enchanting, but actually he posed in a monster, and said shyly: "Oh, so many people are watching, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry~ In fact, there's nothing wrong with her, but the speed is as fast as lightning, and the movements are like a gale, it's really nothing~"

The expressions of Mo Shaocong and Mo Shaosi are as follows: -_-||

Mo Shaocong opened his mouth weakly, and then said, "Where is it, Brother Shui, you are too modest..."

"What did you call me?!" Shui Rou'er roared, her voice was broken, "You called me Shui—brother?!"

"Ah?" Mo Shaocong was taken aback, he took a few steps back in fear, and asked, "Could it be Shui-brother?"

The veins on Shui Rou'er's forehead were throbbing. He stared at Mo Shaocong viciously until his scalp became numb.Shui Rou'er slowly clenched her fists ready to move, her fingers crackling.His tall figure enveloped Mo Shaocong. Mo Shaocong didn't seem to care much on the surface, but his body was actually in a state of defense, and he could react immediately to any disturbance.

"Oh!" Guo Degang yelled, and Mo Shaocong immediately made an attack posture like a frightened bird.

"Beauty Shui, don't care about this kind of blind mediocrity." Guo Degang patted Shui Rou'er on the shoulder to persuade him. Suddenly, he seemed to have discovered something important, and shouted in surprise: "Shui Rou'er, what are you doing today? Didn't you use Johnson's Baby Cream?" He pointed at Shui Rou'er's face, "Go and see your face, it's, it's dry!"

"What, what?" Shui Rou'er immediately jumped up, wanted to touch his face but didn't dare, he cried out in a broken voice, "Ah! My face, my face! It's actually dry!" He turned around anxiously, completely Forgot Mo Shaocong, "What should I do, what should I do, what should I do?"

"Hurry up and apply baby cream!" Zhen Youbing came up with an idea: "You must remember to apply Johnson's cream!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm going to apply baby cream!" Shui Rouer rushed upstairs to apply Johnson's baby cream.

Mo Shaocong heaved a sigh of relief first, and then retracted his defensive posture in embarrassment.

"Brother Mo, I'm really sorry," Zhen Youbing said, "Shui Rou'er has a little bit of gender cognitive impairment, please be more tolerant."

Hearing the word "Brother", Mo Shaocong felt uncomfortable all over, smiled coyly, waved his hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you haven't said what you want me to do for you."

Zhen Youbing covered her mouth with a pure smile, and said: "The matter is very simple, we would like to ask you to help find out about the soldiers in the villa over there."

Mo Shaocong twitched the corners of his mouth, this task is really simple. "This... I'm afraid I can't do anything, they are not something I can afford to offend."

Zhen Youbing immediately changed his face: "Who said it's okay? You refused before you even tried it, are you kidding us?"

Mo Shaocong faltered and couldn't speak, Mo Shaostai started to say: "My brother only has earth-type supernatural powers, I'm afraid he can't help you, and..." She paused, "We don't have to sacrifice for this, right?"

"Who said you need to sacrifice? Just help to find out the news, you can outwit it! And, moreover, do you have the heart to see us poor innocent beauties and beautiful men being arrested?"

"Ah?" Mo Shaocong asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

"Ah." Zhen Youbing sighed sadly, and said, "I only blame us for being too beautiful and enchanting, I only blame us for being too handsome and cute, I really don't blame them. Ever since I became sensible, I understand that God has blessed me with such a beautiful face." , it is doomed that I cannot live an ordinary life.”

"Look!" Zhen Youbing pulled Xu Zidan back, and said, "Did you see him? He looks like a flower, like a king, and has an urge to invade you?" She raised an eyebrow at Mo Shaocong, and said : "Be sure to tell the truth~"

Xu Zidan: "..."

Mo Shaocong: -_-///

Seeing Mo Shaocong's embarrassed expression, Mu Youbing turned his head and Mo Shaosi thought: "What about you? Do you want to violate him?"

Mo Shaosi: [-]/

Xu Zidan's forehead wrinkled into a # character. Was it because he disdained to talk to them and couldn't refute and flirted with him unscrupulously?

"Look, you don't want to violate him, I know you two are good people!" Zhen Youbing was full of emotion, and then said angrily: "But not everyone is as righteous and controlling as you are. We are in Mengze Base Just met a beast, he was shameless, obscene, hungry, lustful, and when he saw us Xu Zidan, he started to have unruly thoughts, and actually wanted to do this to him!"

There is such a hateful person that even Xu Zidan can't stop hating him, and wants to occupy his beauty!

"But it's okay, we sensed that person's terrifying thoughts, and we took Xu Zidan to escape from the wolf's den. But thinking about that person's power and power, he didn't give up. We led people to catch up!"

"So, those soldiers are here to arrest you?" Mo Shaocong didn't know whether to believe it or not, "The Mengze base is a wolf's den, so my sister and I can't go there?"

"You can go." Bu Zhengshang said: "Although there are bad people there, it is still very safe for you."

"Ah? Aren't there bad people? How can it be safe?" Mo Shaocong wondered.

Bu Zhengshang: "It's just for you."

Mo Shaocong became even more confused.

Zhen Youbing explained: "What Xiaoshang means is that the looks of the two of you are really inviolable, so it's safe to go anywhere!" Emma, ​​she and Xiaoshang really have a tacit understanding. There is a tacit understanding, and even the ideas are similar.

Bu Zhengshang looked at her with satisfaction, Zhen Youbing was getting cuter and more and more in her heart.

Mo Shaocong pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly, should he be thankful?