The End Times of Mental Illness

His crying was so shocking that people were worried about attracting zombies. Han Jian pushed Guo Degang and said, "You're making you cry, why don't you go and coax it!"

"I?" Guo Degang pointed at himself in surprise, "It's not my fault! It's better...it's better..." Guo Degang turned his hand and pointed at Mr. Mu Lian, who stared at him fiercely. Turning her hand, she pointed in the direction of Zhen Youbing and the others, and said, "You are all women, women cherish each other, shouldn't you comfort each other?"

"Pfft!" Zhen Youbing couldn't help laughing, who wants to cherish his woman? !Love also depends on the person's preference?

Bu Zhengshang poked Zhen Youbing's waist with a finger, then leaned into her ear and said something, Zhen Youbing showed a confident smile, put his hands around his mouth, and shouted in horror: "Ah! There are zombies ! There are zombies and there are zombies!!"

"Zombie?!" Shui Rou'er yelled even more terrified, flew up from the ground at an unmatched speed, and hid behind Guo Degang who was closest to him with a whoosh.

But Zhen Youbing's words were like a bomb dropped on the ground, causing thousands of people to panic, not only Shui Rou'er made a big move, but even everyone else entered defensive mode reflexively.

Regardless of the wound, Wang Zhengyi immediately jumped off the bicycle, Mu Lianjun and Han Jian were back to back, and even Yang Yueyue and Chen Yier held hands tightly.

On the other hand, Zhen Yi and Zhen Er, although they all cheered up, their reactions were far from so fast.It was just a sentence to scare Shui Rou'er, but it made Zhen Youbing realize the problem.

Mu Lian-jun and the others don't know why these days, they are almost in a state of war, and they are very vigilant, but they have experienced a few battles in the past few days, but just a few days of comfortable life in the base, let Their vigilance is almost fed to the dogs!

Sure enough, it takes three years to form a good habit, but only three days to develop a bad habit!

Everyone was played by Zhen Youbing once, and they all looked at her with reproachful eyes.Zhen Youbing smiled apologetically on Shanshan's shoulders. She really didn't expect so many people to be fooled!

"Sister Youbing, you are so unkind!" Yang Yueyue complained angrily, "How can you make fun of such things?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Zhen Youbing was about to continue apologizing, but Bu Zhengshang pulled her sleeve to stop her, then took her words and said with a blank face: "It's all my idea, if you want to blame me, blame me , don't blame her."

Don't blame her...

Zhen You Bing's face was flushed red, his eyes were red, Bu Zheng Chang's words were so handsome and cool!

Just slapped her in the face!

Bu Zhengshang continued: "She is mine, and only I can blame her."

Is she a person who wears zithers?Zhen Youbing excitedly picked up Bu Zhengshang and walked around in a circle, shouting: "Queen, please marry me! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

I hate it to death, and somehow they are shown a face of affection again. Everyone can't wait to show them to death one day!They reflexively looked at the people around them...

Han Jian pointed his fingers shyly, and Mu Lian-jun had a ghostly expression on his face.

Oops!Is it because I am so charming that even my subordinates are bent by me?No!

Mr. Mu Lian shouted wildly in his heart, give back his pure monarch-subject relationship, give back his pure capable general!

As soon as Guo Degang raised his head, he saw Shui Rou'er's rough, unrestrained but pretentious face with a surprised expression, he took a step back in shock, covered his mouth and vomited, no!

Shui Rou'er squeezed the orchid fingers with both hands, then moved closer, and asked in amazement: "Could it be that you two...you two are grinding mirrors?!"

"What grinding mirror?" Zhen Youbing didn't know why.

"Huh, I don't know any of this." Bu Zhengshang flaunted and contemptuously said a series of standard noun explanations like Baidu's answer: "Mirror grinding is an act between lesbians in ancient times. In ancient China, lesbians were often called "Mirror grinding" means that both parties get a certain amount of sexual satisfaction by rubbing or stroking each other's body, because both parties have the same body structure, it seems that they are rubbing each other with a mirror in the middle, so it is called "mirror grinding."

She answered such verbal questions for Zhen Youbing with a righteous face, and Zhen Youbing couldn't help but cover her face, always feeling... how shameful it is to rub and caress~ How could such a pure person like her understand? This obscene knowledge?She is not uneducated!

The scene was a little sluggish for a while, and Bu Zhengshang actually popularized this knowledge in the public, and his thin-skinned face turned red.

It can only be said that the dirty sees the dirty.Bu Zhengshang is obviously very serious and simple to answer people's doubts!

Then, Zhen Youbing learned: grinding the mirror = grinding together + caressing.She took Bu Zhengshang's little hand, and said earnestly and affectionately: "Don't worry, I will only grind mirrors with you."

"Get out!" Bu Zhengshang said angrily: "Who wants to rub the mirror with you?!"

Zhen Youbing replied: "You."

"No!" Bu Zhengshang refused without hesitation.

"Then do I want to grind with others?" Zhen Youbing asked in a difficult way.

"No!" Bu Zhengshang said viciously.

Zhen Youbing nodded: "Then let's grind with you."

Bu Zhengshang turned her head: "No!"

Zhen Youbing: "Do I still have to grind with others?"

Bu Zhengshang frowned: "It's not allowed to say it! It's not allowed!!"

Zhen Youbing asked in pain: "Then who am I going to fight with?"

Bu Zhengshang asked angrily: "Do you have to polish the mirror?"

Zhen Youbing: "That's right, it's not fun if you don't polish your mirror."

Bu Zhengshang spoke quickly: "If you insist on grinding, you will be with me."

Zhen Youbing immediately agreed: "Okay, I'll be with you!"

Bu Zhengshang: "..."

Zhen Youbing happily and shyly said to the already numb people: "You guys are really disgusting, so many people are listening to me and Xiaoshang discussing this kind of issue together, aren't you ashamed? I feel ashamed and ashamed for you, Oh, I'm so ashamed, so ashamed!"

Yang Yueyue covered her ears and shouted, "Sister You Bing, enough is enough! There are still two minors here!"

"What's enough?" Zhen Youbing pretended not to understand, "I didn't say anything shameful, why did I avoid minors? You all heard that just now, Xiaoshang agreed to be with me... well Well……"

Bu Zhengshang covered her mouth, not letting her speak.It must not be her who promised just now!How could she agree to such a thing? !

Zhen Youbing gestured desperately to promise not to talk nonsense before Bu Zhengshang let her go.She said bitterly: "It doesn't matter if you want to repent, don't worry about me, I can still hold on. Don't worry, Mu Lianjun Han Jian Yang Yueyue Chen Yier Guo Degang Water Rouer Xu Zidan Wang Zhengyi Zhen Er Zhen Er Bu Qibu Ten of them, one dog and one rabbit, didn’t hear anything, even if they heard it, it’s only ten people, one dog and one rabbit, they won’t spread your dishonesty to the rest of the world, so feel free to go back on your word.” Zhen Youbing said that even she was moved, where can I find a good girl who is so magnanimous and considerate like her?

"Shut up!" The more she talked about Bu Zhengshang, the less she dared to repent, "I didn't say I would repent!"

"That's good, that's good." Zhen Youbing patted his chest happily, "Since you insist on grinding mirrors with me, of course I——I am also very willing~"

"Huh!" Bu Zhengshang silently thought of a way to not break his promise and not to rub the mirror with her.

Yang Yueyue looked at them complicatedly, and said: "No wonder there are more and more single men now. It turns out that it's because beautiful women have gone to polish their mirrors. Sigh~" She looked at the other men with pity, and said: "Why don't you Can we make do with each other?"

"Don't!" Shui Rouer yelled: "There are still beautiful women in the world who don't wear their mirrors!" He straightened his chest, twisted his buttocks, and said to Mu Lianjun: "For example, my slave, Your Majesty, You must not give up hope, as long as you chase after the slave family, the slave family will immediately go to your bowl~"

Mu Lianjun said unrequitedly, "I'd better go get involved."

The topic of grinding mirrors and making bases has come to an end for the time being.Guo Degang and Shui Rou'er used their sore buttocks to prove that riding this broken bicycle is really inappropriate.

"Then what should we do?" Zhen Youbing asked anxiously: "We can't walk on our feet, can we? What if Mengze Base sends someone to catch up?"

Zhen Yi said a word: "Grab."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. This robbing naturally refers to robbing someone else's car.This is the only way to go to Mengze base. As long as they are patient, they will be able to wait for the driver.However, if someone else's car is robbed, what should the other person do?

What other people do is none of their business!This method is really great, and it has been unanimously agreed by everyone!

Bu Zhengshang pointed out: "All the cars in Mengze Base must be turned in. As long as we exchange things with the owners of the cars, they may not be willing to exchange them. Unless it is necessary, we should not grab them."

After Yang Yueyue heard this, she was a little disappointed. She really hoped that the owner of the car would not be willing to exchange, so that they could enjoy the fun of robbery without losing supplies.

Regarding Bu Zhengshang's opinion, Zhen Youbing naturally agreed with both hands and feet, flattering and boasting: "Xiaoshang, you are too thoughtful! How kind, how cute, and how respectable you are! Xiaoshang learns, pays tribute to Xiaoshang!"

Bu Zhengshang rolled his eyes and said, "I just don't want to waste time fighting."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhen Youbing agreed again without principle: "Those people's life and death are none of our business, why should you think about them? You are only thinking about ourselves. Xiaoshang, you are so witty, how clever Your bravery, how ruthless! Salute to Xiaoshang, salute to Xiaoshang!"

"Ah." Bu Zhengshang sighed again, and said, "Actually, I still have some things that I don't want to steal from others. If they are not willing to exchange them, then forget it."

Zhen Youbing: "..."

As soon as you praise you for being kind, you become ruthless, and when you say you are ruthless, you start to feel uneasy again, girl, what are you going to do?

"Okay!" Zhen Youbing made a firm decision, "It depends on the situation. It's best if they are willing to exchange. If they don't want to, hum! We still have more supplies in our space, so let's add as much as they want, don't ask me why .Because, being rich means being capricious!"