The End Times of Mental Illness

After Zhen You yelled dryly, she felt that her tone was too blunt, so she slowed down.

"Anyway, it's not good for you two!" Zhen Youqian started from Buzheng Chang, and said: "Xiaobu, you don't know me as a villain, and you like the new and dislike the old the most. It's okay that she likes you now, hold you in your palm and take care of you." , if I meet a more beautiful woman than you in the future, she will be a real beauty! Uncle is thinking of you, and when the relationship is not deep, break it when it is time to break it, and get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible!"

"Zhenyou, what are you talking about!" Zhenyou was in a hurry, how could she slander her so much?

"Xiao Bingbing, you don't need to say anything!" Bu Zhengshang stopped Zhen Youbing from saying, and said: "Master, your words are not true at all. First, she will not meet a more beautiful woman than me in the future. Second, even When she meets her, she doesn't just leave if she wants to, if she dares, I'll break her leg!"

Break her legs!Not only did Bu Zhengshang speak seriously, but also his eyes were fierce. It didn't seem like a joke at all. Zhen You couldn't help but shiver for his apprentice, and turned around to see, good you Zhen You Bing, you are sick no?People say they want to break your legs, you laugh so hot, is it shaking M!

Finally, Bu Zhengshang's eyes softened, and she said, "Third, we have a deep relationship now." She took a deep breath and said, "Fourth, I trust her."

I believe that Zhen Youbing will tolerate her, love her, and protect her.In fact, although Zhen Youbing looked careless on the surface, she was always very careful with her.I will lend my shoulders when I find her motion sickness, I will tie an apron for her when I enter the kitchen, I will prepare delicious and suitable dishes for her when I find her taste is not good, I will deliberately tease her when she is in a bad mood, Will always carry her on her back when she is afraid of mice, will...

These little things, although small, are full of sweetness when recalled, and Bu Zhengshang's heart swelled for a while.

Zhen Youbing hugged Bu Zhengshang, and the two looked at each other affectionately, feeling relieved, moved and sad, why are there so many vicious people who want to beat mandarin ducks in every great love?Why can't you understand them?Is it because they themselves are not happy, so they can't understand other people's happiness?

Zhen Youqian and other single people felt the deep malice from them.They love showing so much, even they want to pick up sticks and beat the pair of mandarin ducks!

"Xiaobu, don't be fooled by some small favors." Zhen Youqian still didn't give up, the others all looked at him sympathetically, don't they feel that it's not enough for him to show affection, and want to confuse him a little more? "A girl as beautiful as Miss Xiaobu, you should find a big hero!" Zhen Youqian went on the path of a black apprentice forever, "What's so good about Zhen Youbing? You're a girl, you're weak, you're rude, you're uneducated, you're petty!”

Little girls should like big heroes, right?Zhen Yougan spoke more and more vigorously, "Zhen Youbing, how can she be considered a great hero? She has no money, and she has spent all her crystal nuclei! She is still old, and she has a mop bottle..."

Zhen Youbing almost laughed angrily when she heard that, she is a woman, she doesn't look sissy, is it normal for her to be tall and thick?If she is really uneducated, who taught her?She has no crystal nucleus and who is she to use up? ! !But it's true to carry a drag oil bottle...

Seeing Zhen Yougan getting more and more excited as he talked, Bu Zhengshang became angry!

"enough!"

Zhen Youqian was taken aback by her scolding, and aggrieved turned to look for Zhen Youbing.Zhen Youbing snorted and ignored him, why, did you think she would stand up for someone who blackmailed her?

Her firm tone and clear voice were branded in people's hearts like knocking on a stone: "Even if you are Xiao Bingbing's master, I will not allow you to slander her! In my heart, she is the best! Since you If you despise her so much, then she will hand it over to me in the future!"

I can say something bad about her, but others can't say anything bad about her, not even my own master!

Zhen Youqian pointed at her and was speechless: "You...you...you! I...I...in short, you can't do it!"

Depend on!There is no way to communicate at all!

"Why not?" Zhen Youqian is always Zhenyou Bingxin's master, Bu Zhengshang hoped to get his blessing, and said seriously: "In my heart, she is a hero. The real hero is not that she is strong and brave, but She is as brave as she is not strong!"

She still remembers how touched she was when Zhen Youbing rescued her from the explosion at the beginning, she still remembered that she stood in front of them without hesitation to deal with monsters, and she still remembered that she rushed to the front every time, no matter what the enemy was So, as silly as it is...

Regarding the definition of a great hero, Zhen Youqian didn't want to refute this little girl, but she didn't expect her to think so thoroughly at such a young age, almost catching up with his decades of experience.

Rao Zhenyou Bing is not thin-skinned, she even blushes a little, to be regarded as a hero by the person she likes, this is probably the goal of many people, right?

"Oh." Zhen Youqian nodded and said earnestly: "You are very good, I probably know that Xiaobing likes you. But what do you like about Xiaobing? What do you like about her? To be honest, you Deserves better."

Master, is this stupid again?Zhen Youbing looked at her with contempt, Xiaoshang said it so clearly, still didn't understand?Of course Xiaoshang likes everything about her!

"Of course she has something worthy of my liking." Bu Zhengshang was also helpless, did Zhen Youbing have enmity with her master?

"She is beautiful, has a good figure, and has a nice voice; she has high strength, a fourth-level ability, and eighteen martial arts; she can cook and do housework, and the most important thing," Buzheng Shangdun After a moment, he looked at everyone's curious eyes and said, "She's still obedient!" Bu Zhengshang waved his fingers and said, "Come here!" Zhen Youbing understood, and immediately bowed her head obediently.

Bu Zhengshang patted her head like a pet and said, "Good boy~"

Zhen Youbing shook his head and begged, "Master~"

Zhen Youqian: "..."

Fuck, this is so shameful!He kicked towards Zhen Youbing, "Where's your dignity?! Shameless or shameless!"

Zhen Youbing quickly dodged, went around and hid behind Bu Zhengshang, poked his head out from Bu Zhengshang's shoulder, and said loudly: "Master, when you have someone you like, you will know that what you need is not dignity, but dignity. Love!"

"Did labor and capital care less about you before?" Zhen Yougan rolled up his sleeves, and couldn't accept Zhen Youbing's stupid behavior, "Come here and let me 'care and love' you!"

"Zhenyou, why did I warn you not to come here! Otherwise, don't blame me for not thinking about the relationship between master and student!"

The two of them circled Buzheng Chang, making her dizzy.

"Bah! Labor and management want you to think about the relationship between master and apprentice? If you have the ability, stop and see if I don't beat you!"

Zhen Youbing quickly dodged Zhen Youqian's attack, and even directed the firepower to the people sitting nearby watching the show, "I'm not afraid of you, I don't want to bully the weak! There are so many of us, no matter how good your martial arts skills are!" , can you beat so many of us?"

Some people nodded in agreement, deeply appreciative.

"The villain!!"

Zhen Youbing didn't want to run away, so she suddenly stopped and slapped the table, let's be a villain!

"Master, why are you trying to obstruct us in every possible way? Tell me! Do you have a crush on me!" She accused with grief: "You beast, I am your apprentice since you were a child! We are equivalent to your father. A female existence! No matter how nice I am, you have to control your emotions, and you can't destroy my beautiful marriage just because of your own selfish desires!"

Zhen Youqian didn't know whether he was angry or tired, he gasped for breath, "Get out!!!"

Hearing what Zhen Youbing said, Bu Zhengshang suddenly realized and was shocked. She leaned into Zhen Youbing's ear, looked at Zhen Youqian defensively, and asked in a voice that she thought was quiet but could actually be heard by everyone. : "There is another possibility, is your master... he... fell in love with me at first sight?!"

Otherwise, why do you keep praising her and belittling Zhen Youbing? Could it be... Thinking of this, Bu Zhengshang's goosebumps arose.

Zhenyou is so angry, his innocence has been ruined by these two shameless villains, he doesn't want to live, he hangs himself with a piece of noodles, or crashes him to death with a piece of tofu!

"No, no! Labor and management have no interest in you at all!"

Both Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang looked at him suspiciously, not knowing whether they were genuine or fake.

"What are you looking at!" Zhen Youqian became angry from embarrassment, "Even if I go to stir up the base, I don't like you two!"

"Oh~" Zhen Youbing drawled his voice clearly, "So I inherited my liking for the same sex from you, Master."

Zhen Youqian calmed down slowly, what did he say just now?He just wants to be quiet, don't ask him who is quiet!

Seeing his unlovable appearance, Bu Zhengshang softened his heart a little, and gave him a step down, "Actually, it is not impossible to separate Xiao Bingbing and me."

Everyone looked at her fiercely, especially Zhen Youbing, who agreed to stay together forever, and to be each other's little angels?

Zhen Youqian immediately put on an expression that I would say that your relationship is unreliable, but the goal has been achieved, why is he even more unhappy?Is his apprentice so bad that he just abandoned him?

"I haven't finished talking yet, it can be, but I have a request."

Zhen Youbing was quite sensible, so she didn't immediately rush up and grab her by the collar to question her, but when she heard it, she knew the key was coming.

Bu Zhengshang recalled that when the heroine's mother asked the heroine to break up with the heroine in the novel, she would throw out a check and said domineeringly: "Fill it in whatever you want! As long as you leave my son!"

Bu Zhengshang said: "If Xiao Bingbing and I break up, we can't lose money, right? How about this, as long as you pay a certain amount of crystal nuclei at one time, I promise you that you will not take the initiative to find her in the future." Of course, she took the initiative to find her. I can't control it.

Zhen Youbing was a little anxious, Bu Zhengshang patted her hand comfortingly, and said softly again: "Don't worry, your master doesn't have a crystal nucleus, so he can't afford it."

Zhen Youqian: "..."

Obviously bullying the poor, right?

Bu Zhengshang did some calculations, "Xiao Bingbing is currently the only fourth-level supernatural user in the base. Needless to say, her force value is at least a hundred fourth-level crystal nuclei, plus her life value, cooking, laundry, and heating. Bed, let’s count one hundred third-level crystal cores. Finally, I will calculate her potential value. If we don’t break up, she will continue to upgrade and earn crystal cores in the future. You can give me five hundred five-level crystal cores. The crystal nucleus is ready, so if you want us to break up, Mr. Zhen, you have to pay me a total of [-] fifth-level crystal cores, [-] fourth-level crystal cores, and [-] third-level crystal nuclei."

Zhen Yougan was dumbfounded when he heard that, he still wanted crystal nuclei, not to mention level [-] crystal nuclei, he had never seen even level [-] crystal nuclei!Even if he has seen it, even if he has...he can't take it out to do such a thing!What a waste!

As for Zhen Youbing, she burst into tears when she heard that, so she was worth so many crystal nuclei in Bu Zhengshang's heart!

I have to admit that Zhen Youqian is really inferior compared to the male protagonist who throws the check in the novel. If you have the ability to break up people, you can just throw the crystal nucleus if you have the ability!

Bu Zhengshang changed the subject, and said again: "But if we continue to be together, you are Xiao Bingbing's master, and you are barely mine. Of course, I will raise you with her. I am also a third-level water system that earns a lot of crystal cores." stranger……"

"Don't!" Zhen You listened and became excited, "What is it? I will be your master in the future! You two are so beautiful together? How do you fall in love with different genders? Middle! Middle! You must be together Together together~ together together~ But by the way, how much pocket money do you two plan to give me a day? Together together~ the two of you must grow exponentially, right? Together~"

Everyone: "..."

Really shouldn't expect anything...