The End Times of Mental Illness

Survival in the last days is full of crises.

Not only is the strength of human beings growing, but the strength of zombies, animals and plants is also increasing faster.If Zhen Youbing and the others were to go through the big forest again now, even if they had gained a lot of experience now, it might not be as easy as last time.

The number of zombies outside the base has been hunted down a lot, but those left behind are generally second-level zombies!If ordinary people could easily deal with zombies at the beginning of the end of the world, then level one zombies would be no different from ordinary people. Now, when facing level two zombies, ordinary people would not dare to face them alone except for ordinary people who know martial arts.And level three or even level four zombies are nothing to ordinary people at all.

After more than a month of development, the Baifumei Gaofushuai (self-proclaimed!) team has established a foothold in the Blue Mountain base. Although they don't know any news at the base immediately, they can quickly find out if they inquire carefully.

Zhen Youbing learned a piece of news from the report of the team members. They found a person with the same name and surname as her master, who is currently serving as a martial arts coach in the monk team.

This monk team, just like their Bai Fumei Gao Fu Shuai team, the team lives up to its name, and its members are all bald monks.This team consists of monks from the Blue Mountain Shaolin Temple before the end of the world as the basic members.This team is still very strong, not because they have many supernatural powers, but because they have many monks.

Lanshan Shaolin Temple is a well-known Shaolin Temple in China. In ancient times, it was one of the four major sects. Its history is hundreds of times longer than the martial arts gym opened by Master Zhen Youbing!

Their team rules are also weird, except that those who join the monk team must shave their heads, and everyone must go out every week to transform (require) fate (crystal nucleus), and they must be able to recite this kind of scriptures, such as "The Great Compassion Mantra" and "Great Compassion Mantra" The Buddha said the Amitabha Sutra, what the "Heart Sutra", "Galanzan" and "Little Pure Land Text" made those who once wanted to join the monk team very speechless. If you have these requirements before the end of the world, it is very reasonable. After the end of the world, you can read the scriptures for Zombie listen?Do you still want to conquer the world by chanting scriptures?

If this person with the same name and surname as her master is really her master, Zhen Youbing really can't imagine her master knocking on Meng Yu and chanting scriptures with his bare head, that would be really... so interesting hahaha!Thinking about it is a little bit of anticipation!

After Zhen Youbing explained the situation to Bu Zhengshang, she went to find the master alone. She also invited Bu Zhengshang to be with her. To her, the master was like a master, and Bu Zhengshang was her lover. They are all very important, and it is not bad for them to meet each other to have a good impression of each other.But Bu Zhengshang didn't want to go, Zhen Youbing knew that she was nervous, after all, she was meeting her parents.

But no matter how she explains that her master is an amiable bad old man, he will definitely not object to a girlfriend like Bu Zhengshang who has good looks, IQ, strength, and a crystal core. Of course, even if he objects, it will be invalid. Fuck, Bu Zhengshang was even more nervous. Although she was calm on the surface, Zhen Youbing had already noticed her stiff face and fingers constantly stirring each other.

Zhen Youbing patted her head helplessly and then took the opportunity to rub her face. Without any bottom line, she immediately betrayed her master, "That Xiaoshang will wait for me at home, and when I bring the old man back, let him see how he is. How excellent my apprentice daughter-in-law is!"

Bu Zhengshang was in a better mood after being praised, but he was even more at a loss, and asked: "Is this... this is not good, I should go with you to see... see..."

"No, no, no!" Zhen Youbing couldn't see her insincerity, "Xiaoshang waits for you to dress up beautifully at home, and when I come back with our master, he will definitely make his mouth water!"

Hearing Zhen Youbing's "Our Master", Bu Zhengshang's little face couldn't help but blushed, and two or more blushes swayed on her white and tender face. Waiting for Zhen Youbing's master to drool, she herself I'm drooling now!

Zhen Youbing hugged Buzheng Chang and gnawed a few mouthfuls on her face, ouch, I really want to put her dear little girlfriend in her shirt pocket, usually put it on her chest, and take it out when she wants it. Don't be too convenient!

As if parting from life and death, Zhen Youbing walked out of the villa step by step and turned her head three times. Thinking about it, it was a little sad. It was the time when they were passionately in love, and they were asked to separate. It was all the fault of the master. It was so inhuman, to beat mandarin ducks!

After she strode to the legendary monk's house, she felt a little bored.

Because large teams can apply for an empty gym for practicing, of course, they also need to pay for crystal cores, so Zhen Youbing went directly to the monk team's practice hall, and according to the time calculation, there is a high possibility that people are here now.

There was a young monk guarding outside the practice hall, seeing Zhen Youbing didn't want to pay attention to her, but Zhen Youbing raised his foot and walked into their gym, he quickly stood in front of Zhen Youbing, and took a few steps back hastily.

"May I ask what's the matter with this benefactor?" He blushed, clasped his hands together in front of his chest, and lowered his head not daring to look at Zhen Youbing.

Zhen Youbing snickered, this little monk can't cultivate well, he is shy when he sees a big beauty, he really has vision. "Little monk, don't worry about me. I'll go in and look for someone. Just keep watching."

"No, no, no!" The little monk stretched out an arm to block her way: "Female benefactor, you can't go in, it's full of monks!"

"I'm just looking for a monk!" Zhen Youbing asked: "Really all of them are monks? My master has also been ordained?" Although he didn't see anyone with his own eyes, Zhen Youbing is basically sure that this person has the same name and surname as her master Zhen Youqian is her master himself.There are really not many people who can invite the Lanshan Shaolin Temple to be a martial arts coach and who happens to be called Zhen Youqian.

"Female benefactor, you...don't get close to the little monk! You, you, you...you are a woman!" The little monk's voice was trembling, not entirely shy, but also a little scared.

Zhen Youbing was really dissatisfied. She didn't want to get close to him at first, but she was used to standing closer when talking to people. What kind of thing does it look like when two people are talking far away?In the end, this little monk got cheap and acted like a good boy, so he actually despised her!

"What's wrong with women? You look down on women? Don't you Buddhists say that all living beings are equal? ​​Why can so many monks go in, but I can't?"

The little monk was also anxious about Zhen Youbing's questioning, "The female benefactor, the little monk, didn't mean that..."

Zhen Youbing interrupted him: "Remove the female character!"

The little monk: "You don't mean that, the benefactor monk, it's just... just... just me..."

Zhen Youbing waved his hand: "Don't stutter!"

Little monk, he was about to cry?Sure enough, the abbot was right, "Because our abbot said that the woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it when you meet it!"

Zhen Youbing wanted to say, are you kidding me or are you kidding me, what the hell are you saying about the lyrics?She was just looking for someone, why did she become a tigress down the mountain?

She observed the little monk carefully, and found that the little monk was really not joking, and his expression was very serious.

Fuck, what era is this, what kind of abbot is this!Don't teach the little monk badly, okay?The abbot is sorry for forgetting to teach the second half of the lyrics?

Zhen Youbing didn't make things difficult for him: "Then... I won't go in for the benefactor, little monk, you..."

Little monk: "Little monk Hui En."

Zhen Youbing: "Oh, Abbot Huien, you..."

Abbot Hui En hurriedly corrected him: "Benefactor, I'm not the abbot yet."

Zhen Youbing said: "It will be sooner or later, Abbot Hui En, you can go in and help me find someone, Zhen You, the new martial arts coach in your team may be my master."

Hui En's eyes lit up, "Master Zhen is your master? He is very powerful!"

Zhen Youqian nodded and said: "It should be. As for being powerful, it's just average, but it's enough to pretend to be aggressive on the outside."

This time, Hui En bowed to Zhen Youbing and ran in hastily. As for Abbot Hui En's title, what, a monk who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good monk.

"Master Zhen! Master Zhen! Your apprentice is here to lead you!" Hui En yelled as soon as he entered the martial arts gym, and a senior brother came over and knocked him on the head and said, "When will your frizzy personality change? It seems Just letting you guard the gate is not enough training! How can you say that you are here to lead Master Zhen?"

Huien touched her bald head and asked for advice aggrieved: "Then what should I say? Please enlighten me, brother."

The senior brother stroked his chin, and said in an unfathomable way: "It should be said to be—redemption!"

The Star Eye that Hui En adores is indeed the best of his senior brother!With such a group of powerful senior brothers, the chance of him becoming the abbot is even slimmer, so sad.

The current abbot said, you little bastard, labor and capital have not passed away yet!

Zhen Youbing waited outside the martial arts gym of the monk team for a while, when she saw her master and two other monks come out of the martial arts gym, her master still had hair, unshaved?What a disappointment to her!

A man in a blue gown, tall and straight, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, like an elegant scholar, saw Zhen Youbing waiting outside, his eyes lit up, and his pace couldn't help but quicken a little, but he was very reserved and fast. Slow down.

"Good student!" Walking in front of Zhen Youbing, Zhen Youqian couldn't bear it anymore, and called out affectionately: "I have found you as a teacher!"

Zhen Youbing was not in a very excited mood at this moment, she leaned casually against the wall, and said disdainfully: "Come on, why did you find me? Didn't I find you? You didn't cause trouble for me here, did you?" ?”

Zhen Youqian immediately shook his head like a rattle, completely inconsistent with his superficial temperament, "We are friends with the abbot here, and they won't care about it!"

Zhen Youbing's expression changed after hearing this: "So, you still got into trouble?"

Zhen Youqian shrank his head like a child who has done something bad, and dared not speak any more.

At this time, the monk who came out with Zhen Youqian bowed like Zhen Youbing and said, "Hello, the benefactor. The benefactor lived here very well, didn't cause any trouble, and also acted as a coach with good intentions to guide us in martial arts , all of us brothers and sisters are very grateful to benefactor Zhen."

Zhen Youbing looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "Really? I'll take him away if there's nothing else to do, and I'll come visit another day."

"Of course." The monk changed his voice and said, "However, the benefactor Zhen spent a lot of money here, and he promised to settle everything when he left. I don't know..."

"It costs a lot?" Zhen Youbing exhaled, "Where's the bill?"

The monk immediately smiled when he heard this, and took out a roll of paper from his pocket, and when he unfolded it, the paper stretched from the stairs to the bottom of the stairs.

Zhen Youbing looked at the densely packed words on the paper with some numbness, turned her head and asked her master: "Aren't you and the abbot friends?"

"That's natural!" Zhen Yougan said proudly, and then said unnaturally: "But my brother will settle accounts..."

Zhen Youbing drew his knife: "You old man!! You are living a happy life! You owe me a whole lot of money!!!"