The End Times of Mental Illness

Naturally, Mu Lian-jun did not express his feelings for no reason. Those who lurked in the dark and wanted to take advantage of the exhausted hunters to get something for nothing were destined to have their dreams shattered.

The ambush people heard Mu Lianjun's words and knew they had been discovered, so they stopped hiding and showed up one after another, trying to overwhelm them with the advantage of numbers.

A dozen or so people covered in black cloth surrounded the six of them from all directions, and the situation seemed to be very unfavorable for them.

"Are you new here?" A man said in a rough voice: "We have a rule here, we provide this mountain full of prey, but the harvest must be half and half!"

Although he was asking, he was sure that these six people must be newcomers, such a beautiful girl, if he had seen them before, he would never forget them!Of course, the reason is not only that they are new faces, but those who are familiar with them all know that if they want to avoid being robbed, they must go down the mountain with more people, otherwise they will hand over your harvest. , they take it themselves!

"Ha!" Zhen Youbing said with a smile: "You provide a mountain full of prey? Don't you want to say that you opened this mountain and you planted this tree?"

"That's right!" Someone on the opposite side agreed, and three masked men danced the sticks in their hands, made neat movements, and then roared in unison: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. I want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!"

"Pfft!" Zhen Youbing burst out laughing, and suggested: "Your movements are too stiff, too unsightly, and old-fashioned, so you won't be able to earn crystal nuclei!"

The three people on the opposite side who were in charge of speaking lines and comparing actions were confused, and someone asked stupidly: "Then can we earn crystal cores for miscellaneous things?"

Zhen Youbing asked: "Do you know what the highest state of being a bandit is?"

A bandit asked weakly: "Do bandits still divide into realms?"

"Of course!" Zhen Youbing talked eloquently: "The so-called being a master of one's profession, no matter what occupation, one must strive to be the peak, and the highest level of bandits is not only to let the robbed people hand over their things voluntarily." , and want them to hand over things happily, if you can let them come this time and think about the next time, then the realm will be even higher!"

The bandits looked at each other, and they were robbed, but they still have a high heart, and want to come next time?If they learned this skill, what else would they worry about?From now on, everyone begged and clamored to send it up for them to rob!

"Ask the heroine to enlighten me!"

Zhen Youbing put on a professional look, raised a finger and said: "First, appearance. Let me ask you, do you like people who are good-looking, stylish and clean, or dirty and ugly? "

Bandits: "A normal person would choose the first one, right?"

"That's right!" Zhen Youbing walked over, pulled their clothes and pointed: "Look at your clothes, tsk tsk tsk, I didn't mean you, I'm afraid you can't stand it anymore, right? Clothes... Hey, it’s a good thing you met us. If you meet your peers, don’t be ashamed! You must change into a good one. You can dress comfortably and others can see it comfortably! Don’t be afraid of flower crystal cores, there is investment There is only reward!"

Bandits: "...that makes sense."

"Second!" Zhen Youbing raised a second finger: "Stunt! It's best that everyone has their own unique skills!"

Bandits: "Don't we just need to know how to fight?"

"Wrong!" Zhen Youbing made a big cross: "Have you ever heard a saying, you are not afraid of bandits, you are afraid that bandits are educated! As big bandits in the new century, you must keep up with the pace of the times and strive to be the best of the best!" Bandits, so cute, so fashionable, so awesome! You must establish a firm ideological and moral concept of eight honors and eight shame, so that everyone who is robbed is impeccable!"

"This," a bandit asked: "The eight honors and eight disgraces of bandits, what are those?"

"Uh..." Zhen Youbing choked, she didn't know what it was, she just said it casually, is it necessary to be so serious, she has never remembered all the eight honors and eight shames!

"Xiaoshang, help me!" Zhen Youbing quietly tugged at Buzhengshang, asking for help.

She really loves to brag, but she has no ink in her stomach, Bu Zhengshang thought disdainfully, but she was still ready to help her out, after all, if she loses face, others will blame her.

She stomped out with her hands behind her back, and said slowly in a clear and moving voice: "The ultimate goal of your bandits is the fat sheep passing by, so the eight honors and eight shames of the so-called bandits are to be proud of caring for fat sheep, It is shameful to ignore the fat sheep; it is honor to serve the fat sheep, and it is shameful to trouble the fat sheep; it is honor to praise the fat sheep, and it is shameful to criticize the fat sheep..."

She rhythmically narrated the eight honors and eight disgraces, and everyone couldn't help but beat to her rhythm. The final result was...the bandits were successfully brainwashed.

"Okay, okay, thank you for your hard work, my wife!" Zhen Youbing took Bu Zhengshang and kissed her on the face, and said, "I've left all the theoretical knowledge to you, and I'm just waiting for you to practice it yourself. Finally , I can also teach you some basic skills in practicing stunts."

The bandits all kept their eyes open and waited for her to teach. Instead, Zhen Youbing held up one hand reservedly, and pinched each other with the thumb and index finger in front of the other hand.

The clever bandit immediately understood, ran forward and said respectfully, "Teacher, you've worked hard. This small amount of crystal nucleus doesn't count as respect."

Zhen Youbing blamed and said: "Am I the kind of person who is greedy for things outside of me?" She counted the crystal nuclei in her hand, and there were only a dozen or so, which is very little.

"Of course the teacher is not such a person, but this is the intention of us students. You don't need it, teacher. You can buy some skin care products for the teacher's wife." The bandit saw the relationship between Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang, and he He gestured ambiguously between Zhen Youbing and Bu Zhengshang.

Zhen Youbing was elated by his words, and said: "Since you insist on forcing me to accept it, I'll give you some face and accept it reluctantly. Next, look after it. These are some basic skills, but if you learn them well, there will be benefits." It's up to you to earn!"

She asked the others to step out of a circle and stretched their muscles.

Everyone surrounded her in a circle, even Bu Zhengshang was curious about what she was trying to teach.

I saw Zhen Youbing casually chopped a fork and raised a leg first, causing a burst of exclamation.It's not that she can do the splits and raise her legs a lot, but that she did it too simply, too standard and graceful, as if she easily accomplished what others have worked so hard to do with just a quick movement of her hand.

"Don't applaud yet!" Zhen Youbing said with some pride, "This is just a warm-up!"

Next, Zhen Youbing let them fully understand what toughness is, what is acting, and what is acrobatics!

The bandits were stunned: "It's too...too powerful..."

Zhen Youbing waved her hand indifferently, it was just a trivial matter to her, used to fool the laymen, and didn't they make them docile?

She asked: "Who of you will make one for me? If you don't want to do something difficult, just chop a fork first."

"Go, you are better."

"Why don't you go?"

"You can't do the split even if you're a woman, go!"

A masked man chopped half of it with great difficulty, Zhen You slammed him down, and pressed him to the ground, only to hear a miserable cry, the man's ligament... was injured.

In fact, the bandit swallowed in fear, fearing that he would be the next one.Zhen Youbing looked at them with hatred and said: "How dare you come out to be bandits at this level? It's too embarrassing! You, come out and sing a song!"

"Me?" The called bandit asked, pointing at himself.

"Yes, it's you, sing quickly. Let me see your face, you are the best singer in your team."

"Hey." The bandit nodded happily: "That's right! Then I'll play the song "Serving the Country with Loyalty"!"

He cleared his throat, brewing emotion.

The wolf smoke rises from the river and the mountains to the north

The dragon rolls up, the horse neighs, the sword is like frost

Heart like the vast waters of the Yellow River

Who can resist in the 20 years

Hateful long sword

How many brothers and feet are buried in the bones

He Xibai die to report the country

I can't bear to sigh, even more speechless, full of blood and tears

Horseshoe goes south to people look north

People look north, the grass is green and yellow, and the dust is flying

I would like to defend the land and restore the frontier

Tangtang China wants to let the Quartet

Congratulations!

A piece of "Serving the Country with Loyalty" was sung with enthusiasm, and the rest of the people couldn't help but beat the time for him and began to hum in a low voice.

Zhen Youbing vetoed it dissatisfied: "Your singing is beautiful, but it's not what I want. Listen to yourself, what content are you singing, does it fit your temperament, does it fit your identity? The most important thing is Yes, this song is not at all! Cute!"

Bandit: "Cute? This, this..."

Zhen Youbing: "Yes, it's cute. Now is an era where all people are cute. You don't even know how to be cute. It's not worth it! Come on, Xiaoshang, show them a cute show!"

If eyes can kill, Zhen Youbing must have been cut to pieces by Bu Zhengshang's eyes.

"Uh..." It was only then that Zhen Youbing thought, what if Bu Zhengshang doesn't want to?She swayed Bu Zhengshang's hand coquettishly and said: "Xiaoshang, why don't you help me one more time, you are so cute, you can't make them cute if you just use a few?"

Bu Zhengshang reluctantly accepted this reason, but, "This is not an example!"

"Okay, okay!" Zhen Youbing nodded quickly, how could there be a next time, the two of them must come down in private next time.

If you want to talk about cuteness, Buzheng Chang is really good, yes!Before the end of the world, the Blue Mountain Mental Hospital also often organizes activities, and she has also performed a lot.

Bu Zhengshang began to dance and sing: "There are a group of little bandits on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. They are desperate and persistent. They work hard but have no complaints. They stick to their ideals all day long. If you are tired, sing a song on the road! Oh hard-fated bandits, oh hard-fated bandits, they bravely climbed the peak and smiled proudly, defeated themselves, and they went forward unswervingly!"

Her singing is cheerful and melodious, her dance is simple and cute, and she does some malicious and cute moves from time to time, pouting her mouth, covering her face with her fists, circling around, like ducklings...it really makes everyone... cute!

Looking at the straight eyes of everyone, Zhen Youbing also said: "There is a little cutie on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. She is lively and smart, beautiful and delicious! Xiaoshang, you are so cute. Good! I want to hold you in the palm of my hand!" She rushed up to rub Bu Zhengshang's face, and kissed him twice.

Everyone has only one thought in mind at this moment: hold the grass!The girl let go, let me!

Zhen Youbing finally said: "Okay, I've given you all the skills and the songs. I hope you can work hard and become a group of well-educated and excellent bandits. To the best bandits! See you in the world!"

The bandits said goodbye gratefully and reluctantly: "Goodbye, Master!"

From then on, on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, a group of bandits practiced hard on their ligaments and acrobatics. Finally, an acrobatic troupe appeared in the back of the Blue Mountain Base.