The End Times of Mental Illness

With two rolls of toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils, Zhen Youbing glared angrily at the group of people who didn't eat and robbed each other.She, a big chef, didn't even move her chopsticks, yet she dared to beat her!

The key is that not only other people, but even Bu Zhengshang only sees food in his eyes, completely forgetting about her girlfriend.Isn't she as important as a few pots of vegetables?Is her charm not as big as a few pots of vegetables?This is unreasonable!Obviously they were still affectionate and lingering just a moment ago!

Zhen Youbing bit her chopsticks, she was so wronged that she almost burst into flames.

"Eat quickly!" At this moment, a few green vegetable leaves were suddenly caught in her bowl, Buzheng continued to fight on the front line with two chopsticks without turning her head, "Why are you in a daze? If you don't eat it, you will be gone!" Bu Zhengshang quickly picked up the green vegetables and put them in her bowl, chewing the diced chicken non-stop.

Tears welled up in Zhen Youbing's eyes, as expected they are true love!She slapped the table excitedly and shouted, "Stop it all!!"

Everyone was startled by her voice and looked up at her dumbfounded.

Taking advantage of their momentary silence, Zhen Youbing quickly put a large chopstick dish into the Buzheng bowl, and shouted anxiously: "Eat, eat, eat!"

"Cut!" Duo Pairs of Chopsticks immediately resumed fighting, sprinting towards the scene, and fought to the death!

A few pots of vegetables were almost robbed, not even the soup left, thanks to some big white steamed buns to fill their stomachs, otherwise it would only be enough for them to stuff their teeth.

After eating and drinking, it's time to work.They were still short of rent, so they decided to find some ways to earn crystal cores, and went out to inquire. The fastest way to get crystal cores was to go out to fight zombies and collect supplies.

The Blue Mountain base is prosperous, with more survivors but more zombies!It has to be said that compared with Mengze Base, although it is freer here, the safety factor is indeed lower.

Mengze Base has a unified army fighting, and the surrounding zombies have almost been cleaned up.

However, there is no unified leader in the Blue Mountain base. It is just a basic model of the base formulated by a few highly respected university presidents. There are many heroes in the base, and there are not many supernatural teams.

However, this place was a university before the end of the world, and the survivors are mainly young and energetic college students. Their overall quality is much higher than that of Mengze Base.

Mu Lian-jun rubbed his chin happily, those people might be under his management in the future, of course he hoped that the quality of his subordinates would be as high as possible.

He stretched his limbs on the sofa, and decided: "I have decided to leave the base tomorrow. Do you have any objections?" With their current strength, as long as they don't encounter zombie waves, they will not be in danger at all.

"Of course it's okay to leave the base." Zhen Youbing said: "But you still need to register information, and what team name do you need?"

One of the biggest features of the Blue Mountain Base is the various supernatural teams.The supernatural team ranged from two people to tens of hundreds, not necessarily all supernatural beings, but at least one supernatural being supported the team.

These teams of supernatural beings are the main force for eliminating zombies and collecting supplies.

"Team name?" Yang Yueyue is interested in this, "Then we must choose a team name that is super invincible in the universe, super invincible, cool, elegant, tall, and also has a ball of sadness." She squinted her eyes, "Let me think about it. What's good."

The others panicked instantly, don't!What universe prehistoric, super invincible, cool, elegant, tall and with a sad team name, sounds so cute, will they be beaten if they are called out?

"Yes!" Yang Yueyue slapped the table and shouted: "Why don't we call the Bai Fu Mei Gao Fu Shuai team!"

"What kind of name is this? It smells like *silk." Mu Lianjun said with contempt, "Of course my team will be called the Royal Guard!"

Yang Yueyue stared: "Royal Guard? This name is even worse, it smells like earth!"

Wang Zhengyi is rare and emotional: "Calling the Eagles is a metaphor that we have the great spirit of soaring in the sky, chasing dreams, and defying difficulties. Finally, one day, our Eagles will be able to spread their wings and fly freely!"

"Pfft!" Zhen Youbing said with a smile: "What eagle, we are females. And you are the only one with bird wings, right?" She said so that Wang Zhengyi gave her a hard look.

Shui Rou'er flicked the bright red silk in her hand, and said, "Yinu's family sees that we can be called happy boys and super girls, which fits our temperament."

Guo Degang retorted: "It's not domineering at all, it might as well be called the Jin Yuanbao team."

"The Jin Yuanbao team is domineering?! What's your aesthetic?"

Chen Yier had a flash of inspiration: "How about the big attacking team?"

"My Royal Guard is the best, and the Royal Forest Army is also good. I used to have such a guard."

"The Eagles are the most manly name! The Cheetahs, Coyotes, and Goshawks are also fine..."

"Pfft!" Zhen Youbing couldn't help laughing again, clutching his stomach and laughing: "Squad Fly? Hahaha!"

Wang Zhengyi also gouged her hard again, why is he always against him!

Zhen Youbing tried hard to hold back a smile and explained: "Brother Wang, it's not that I want to fight against you, it's really too funny, hahaha! Fly team, fly team, hahaha!"

Wang Zhengyi: "..."

Bu Zhengshang: "There can only be one team name."

Yang Yueyue came up with an idea: "Why don't we all use it, everyone can use it, and no one needs to be disappointed, just call it Bai Fumei, Gao Fushuai, Royal Guard, Imperial Forest Army, Happy Boy, Super Girl, Gold Ingot, Eagle, Cheetah, Wild Wolf, Goshawk Great attacking team, this sounds really awesome, I like it so much!"

What the hell is this name?But...it's not impossible...

"Vote!" Bu Zhengshang said: "The team name is a major event in our life. Vote anonymously. Everyone has only one vote to choose."

Zhen Youbing immediately supported her: "Okay! Xiaoshang has such a good idea, she is indeed my girlfriend, she is really quick-witted and quick-witted, and she wants to get an anonymous vote, which saves time, effort and money, and does not destroy the super invincible good way of friendship." , I admire you!"

Bu Zhengshang: "..."

Why did she feel that she was being sarcastic?It really is an illusion.

Bu Zhengshang didn't wait for the others to speak, and said: "Since everyone agrees, let's start voting." She took out a small note and distributed it to everyone: "From these eleven names, choose the one you like the most."

Mu Lian took a look at Han Jian with the note, Han Jianli Ma Mingwu, and said with a vow: "I firmly support His Majesty's decision!" After speaking, he first wrote down the decision on the note and handed it to Bu Zhengshang.Mu Lian nodded to him in satisfaction.

Zhen Youbing bit the tip of the pen, and leaned over to read Bu Zhengshang's note, but Bu Zhengshang quickly blocked it with her hand, looking at her defensively like a deskmate peeked at the test paper when she was a child.

well.Zhen Youbing sighed, choosing entanglement is really troublesome, but, which one should I choose?

At this time Yang Yueyue leaned close to Zhen Youbing's ear and said a few words, Zhen Youbing looked at her hesitantly, Yang Yueyue nodded affirmatively, you must believe her!

Well, just trust you once, if you dare to fool me, I will take your skin off!Zhen Youbing also filled in the answer on the small note.

After everyone had chosen, Bu Zhengshang finished announcing the results, Mu Lian-jun's face turned green, he gave Han Jian a hard look, and almost walked away.This rebellious minister, drag him out and kill him! !

Han Jian's whole body was stiff. How could this happen? He didn't expect it. He thought he could get away with it. This is a disaster...

Bu Zhengshang: "Alright, now that the team name has been decided, you can raise any opinions you have." After she finished speaking, Mu Lian-jun immediately looked at her expectantly, just as he was about to raise it, Bu Zheng Chang said again: "However, I don't accept it. Do you have any opinions? Please speak freely in the time of three. Three, two, one, well, since there are no opinions, our team name will be officially decided!"

"Papa papa!" Several people applauded enthusiastically.

Bu Zhengshang: "Of course, the team name of a team is only basic. We also need to elect the captain and vice-captain, formulate team rules, team style, team training, team songs, and clarify the roles and responsibilities of team members. division of labor."

Zhen Youbing listened blankly, what was she talking about?I don't know how to chew chestnuts, but she looks so powerful, she just listens obediently...

The more Bu Zhengshang talked, the more excited he became: "Among them, the captain is the most important! The captain must be a person with profound knowledge, democratic style, and ability. Can cook, drive a car and get on a boat, work as a hooligan and get a hut, earn crystal nuclei and buy a house, take care of children and endure loneliness..."

"Sister Chang," Yang Yueyue swallowed and said, "That's not the captain you're talking about, it's Superman!"

Zhen Youbing also nodded silently, and asked, "Xiaoshang, are you sure you are looking for the team leader, not a marriage proposal?"

Bu Zhengshang said dissatisfiedly: "What do you know, the captain is the soul of a team, of course the better the better."

Mu Lian-jun didn't say anything, although he should be the captain of course, but how can he refuse for no reason?It feels like he is picking an old scalper who is hardworking and hardworking. It should be the illusion that he didn't take medicine today. Let him be quiet.

"Who is the captain describing?" Han Jian became active in order to make up for the mistakes he made before, and to make Mr. Mu Lian happy, remembering his mistakes less, "Of course he is describing our Majesty! Our Majesty is a good man in the new century." !"

He picked up a board, clapped and began to read rhythmically: "Hey, if you want to say that our Majesty is really amazing, he is simply amazing! If you want to say how amazing, I will give him 32 likes! His rhythm suddenly picked up: "If you can go to the temple, you can go to the kitchen; if you can write love poems, you can sing the wolf of the north; if you can drive a BMW, you can pay for a building; , can paint the old wall; can repair the computer, can carry the refrigerator; can resist the temptation, and can coax the mother-in-law! It’s a big gray wolf in the new century!” He read it in one breath, without changing his breath.

Mr. Mu Lian snorted a few times in disdain, on the surface he disapproved, but in his heart he was very appreciative, yes, he is such a powerful new century... Big Big Wolf?

"What the hell?!" Mu Lian-jun was furious: "Who needs to wash diapers and who needs to paint walls? Who needs to repair computers and who needs to repair refrigerators? Ah?! Han Jian, are you out of your mind again? Would you like me to help you out?" !"

Han Jian quickly waved his hand: "No, no, don't bother Your Majesty. In short, what I mean is that Your Majesty is too powerful, and it is more than enough to be the captain!"

Mu Lianjun's foot "accidentally" stepped on Han Jian, and Han Jian jumped up in pain, "Oh, your majesty, your foot, your foot!"

"What?" Mu Lian-jun said threateningly: "I 'accidentally' stepped on you, do I still have to apologize?"

"No need." Han Jian said weepingly.