The End Times of Mental Illness

Han Jian broke out in a cold sweat, and said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, of course you have more than these advantages. I can't count your advantages in three days and three nights. One hundred is too few. Why don't you find Your Majesty's bedroom first?"

Mr. Mu Lian nodded in satisfaction, and said: "Okay. But after you settle down, you write out all my good points, organize them into a book, and after I check them, make a copy and send a copy to everyone. Do you understand? "

Han Jian felt as if he had been hit by the stone he moved, and he nodded weakly and said, "Understood."

As expected, you need to spend crystal cores to live in the district. Compared with the big tent in district a and the dormitory in district b, it is much more upscale.

The person in charge said: "The houses in the district are also divided into several grades. Cheaper ordinary single rooms, medium couples, and the most luxurious villas. Of course, the price has also increased exponentially. Single rooms cost [-] per month. First-level crystal cores, [-] first-level crystal cores per month for couples, and [-] first-level crystal cores for villas. If you check out halfway, the rent will not be refunded, and Rents are subject to change over time.”

They don't know if the price is reasonable. They only know that their first-level crystal nuclei are only a few hundred in total.

The person in charge is also worried that they will be scared by the price so that they will not rent anymore. You know, a first-level crystal nucleus can be worth [-] points, and [-] points are enough to buy ten pancakes. Ten pancakes save money. It can be eaten for three days, so an ordinary person spends only ten crystal nuclei on normal cakes for a month.

Newcomers to District B can live for free for three days, and the rent after that is ten first-level crystal cores a month, just for the sake of it.

As for the district, the cheapest one costs fifty first-level crystal nuclei a month, which can be said to be very high. Therefore, the houses in the district are very empty and there are few residents. Light spent just sleeping at night?

The person in charge persuaded them cracklingly, and a series of numbers popped out of his mouth: "Although a few hundred crystal nuclei sounds a bit much, but think about it, you can share the rent, so many people share it equally, divide five hundred by Twelve, 42 crystal nuclei per person in ten days, divide three hundred by twelve, 25 crystal nuclei per month, divide fifty by twelve, four crystal nuclei per month, cheaper than area b !"

The person in charge said so cleverly that people were dizzy. He said so, the district is so cheap? !

The person in charge: "What are you waiting for, the jump price, you can't miss it when you pass by, and you can pay in installments, check in early, dear!"

Bu Zhengshang nodded, "It's really cheap..."

"Yes, yes, yes!" The person in charge nodded quickly, like a salesman selling real estate: "The price jumps, you can't miss it when you pass by, and you can pay in installments, and you can move in early, dear! The most important thing is that the house is spacious, comfortable and beautiful. Water and electricity are provided and privacy is guaranteed, so what are you waiting for?”

Bu Zhengshang waited for him to finish the sales before continuing to speak his own words: "Of course it's cheap for you to do this. Twelve people live in a villa, twelve people live in a couple's apartment, twelve people live in a single room, isn't it cheap?" ?"

After hearing Bu Zhengshang's words, everyone glared at the person in charge, actually fooling them!

Mulian Jun snorted angrily: "What are you doing with so much nonsense? Do you think I can't pay the rent? Are we like the kind of poor people who share a room with twelve people? Lead the way! I want to live in the most expensive house, This matches my honorable status!"

After listening to his words, the person in charge looked at him as if he had taken a fancy to a second mental patient. Is this because there are too many people who are rich?What the hell am I? Didn't I take my medicine today?But having said that, the agency fee they got for living in the most expensive house was quite a lot, enough for him to eat a lot of hot cakes!

They stayed in the most expensive, high-end and high-end adjacent villas in the district, and they were given a map of the base for free. However, your honorable and wealthy Majesty owes rent [-] first-level crystal cores.

Of course, they don't have no crystal nucleus, but they don't have a first-level crystal nucleus.One second-level crystal nucleus can be worth a hundred first-level crystal nuclei, and it is still the kind that has a price but no market.They still have ten second-level crystal nuclei left. If they are pawned, they will be enough for rent.But the second-level crystal nucleus is not what you want to have, you can have it if you want to have it. These ten second-level crystal nucleus are all the savings they have left over the past two months.

In the current period when most zombies are still at the first level, it is not easy to meet a second-level zombie and kill it to obtain its crystal nucleus!

The second-level crystal nucleus can help the first-level ability user to quickly upgrade, and can help the second-level ability user quickly replenish their abilities. Even for third-level ability users like Zhen Youbing, it is not completely useless. They plan to keep Use it yourself, a first-level crystal nucleus, and go out to fight zombies.

Before renting a house, each of them successfully obtained their own point card.This point card uses a credit card system, just like the pre-apocalyptic campus card. The points can be used to buy cakes, water, and various consumptions. The points are mainly recharged with crystal cores. The exchange rate is one crystal core for one hundred points.

After getting the key to the villa, the two villas happened to be separated by six men and six women.

This villa is said to be a villa, but it is actually a small two-story building, but fortunately it is very clean. It can be seen that it is cleaned frequently, so they don't need to clean it up.

Everyone checked up and down, but it was useless to find anything wrong. There was no monitor, no water leakage and power outage, and it was barely considered a high-quality room.

Zhen Youbing commented: "There are four bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a living room on the second floor, and three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a living room, and a kitchen on the first floor. It's not bad. There are a lot of rooms. The cost of this crystal nucleus is not injustice."

Yang Yueyue is concerned about the allocation of accommodation: "How do we live? Which ones live on the first floor and which ones live on the second floor?"

Zhen Youbing immediately replied: "Of course Xiaoshang and I live on the first floor, and the four of you live on the second floor!"

Yang Yueyue: "Why? There are three rooms on the first floor, and why don't you live on the second floor? Sister You Bing, don't you have ulterior motives?"

Zhen Youbing said righteously: "What are you thinking about all day, you little brat? I didn't want to live in a world with Xiaoshang. It's just that the two of us have relatively high abilities and live on the first floor. What's the matter?" The danger is not to react quickly, can you still resist it?"

Yang Yueyue jumped: "I told you not to call me a brat! You are a brat, and your whole family is a brat!!"

Zhen Youbing ignored her at all, and took Bu Zhengshang to look at the room.

"This room is good, facing the sun, spring is warm and flowers are blooming!" Zhen Youbing praised: "We wake up in the morning, and the warm sunshine shines on our faces, waking us up gently. In the evening, we sit together On the edge of the bed, eating watermelon while watching the sun slowly set, it can be said to be flattering, watching the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court; leaving and staying, looking at the clouds rolling and relaxing in the sky, what an artistic conception!"

Bu Zhengshang walked around the room, listened to what she said, corrected her and said: "The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. This window can indeed see the sunrise, but not the sunset. And I always sleep with The curtains are drawn, so the morning sun can't shine on my face and wake me up gently, as for eating watermelon," she asked mockingly, "Do you have any watermelon?"

Zhen Youbing: "..." The words are so reasonable that I am speechless.But can you really not tell that I am looking forward to our bright future? !

Bu Zhengshang pretended to cough twice, and then had an expression that I would agree to you since you begged me desperately: "But if you really think this room is so good, I will give you a face and live in it."

"I know you like Xiaoshang too~" Zhen Youbing felt that Buzhengshang's arrogant appearance was really cute, and she obviously wanted to do it in her heart, but she just didn't say it.

Bu Zhengshang asked: "Then I'll tidy up the room, do you want me to accompany you to see your room?"

"Ah, what?" Zhen Youbing was confused: "We don't live together?"

Bu Zhengshang was really confused: "There are so many vacant rooms, why are they crowded together?"

Zhen Youbing was even more confused: "You mean we are newlyweds going to be separated?"

Bu Zhengshang was even more confused than her: "According to what you mean, we've only been dating for more than two months and we're going to live together?"

Zhen Youbing is aggrieved, their thoughts are not on the same channel at all, they can't communicate, they can't communicate!Didn't they sleep together for the past two months?Isn't it cohabitation to live in the same house now?But she didn't dare to bring it up, if she did, Buzhengshang might want to move to another villa for a real separation!

"Then I'll take a look at the other rooms." Zhen Youbing pawed at the door, turning her head three times reluctantly: "I'll sleep in the room next to yours, remember to drop by at night."

Zhen Youbing sighed in the room next to Bu Zhengshang, picking on this room.

"The windows are not properly pressed, so you can't face the sun, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and the direction of the bed is not right. It won't destroy the feng shui of this room, right? No, there is no feng shui in this room, it is gloomy, and there is no The warmth next to her?" Zhen Youbing had all sorts of dislikes, as if to prove her words, a sudden gust of wind blew, the windows were rattled, the lights in the room were suddenly extinguished, and then a man with disheveled hair and red clothes appeared. The woman in the skirt, she broke through the center of gravity and said, floating on the roof...

"Oh my god!" Zhen Youbing was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, he ran out of the room staggeringly, then kicked open the door of Bu Zhengshang's room, rushed over and hugged her fiercely, buried his head in her chest, and yelled loudly Shouted: "There are ghosts next to you, there are ghosts! I'm afraid! I don't want to be alone, I'm afraid!!"

Bu Zhengshang was in a daze again, in broad daylight, what the hell, hit her, her chest hurts!

Zhen Youbing ignored Bu Zhengshang's pushing and shoving, and buried her head in her chest: "There are ghosts and ghosts, such a scary female ghost! I want to sleep with you!" She said pitifully: "Woooo Woo, I'm so scared, I want to sleep with you, please, don't drive me away, I'm really, really scared."

Don't care whether Zhen Youbing's words are true or not, her body trembling with fear, with her crying voice, Bu Zhengshang can't refuse, she is very motherly, stroking Zhen Youbing's hair, comforting: "Don't cry, don't cry, I won't drive you away."

"Really?" Zhen Youbing raised her head, revealing her reddish eye circles, "If you don't leave, you still want to sleep with me at night?"

"Yes." Bu Zhengshang nodded and said, "I won't leave, I will sleep with you at night."