[Pan Xie] Today and He Xi

There were no twists and turns in the process of going out.

After parting from Aning in Golmud, I took (or tied) my third uncle and Wenjin back to Hangzhou, and Aning took her group of troops and prisoners to meet her boss to claim credit.

I handed Third Uncle and Wenjin over to Second Uncle and let them talk on their own. When I, Poker Ping and Fatty returned to my house, Xiao Hua called me halfway, saying that he and a group of acquaintances were waiting for me at my house.

It is indeed over.

I thought they were squatting at the door of the house waiting for me, and hurried back to my second uncle without even drinking tea. As a result, everyone came in and lay comfortably on the sofa, and those who watched TV watched TV. Compared with the dusty life, it is a comfortable life.Sure enough, I was still too naive, how could the locks on the ground stop these old hooligans?

"Long time no see." Xiaohua was wearing his flamboyant pink shirt and was sitting closest to the door. Seeing me open the door, she immediately put down her phone very conscientiously, walked over to me with a smile and hugged me.

"It's really been a long time." I felt a little emotional and patted his back.In this life, in order to guard against the Wang family, the two of us have been in touch remotely, and today can be said to be the first time we meet.

"Yo! Little Third Master, long time no see." He greeted me lazily on the sofa like an old man with black glasses, "Look what I brought you."

As soon as I saw it, I burst out laughing, Li Cu and Su Wan, these two boys, were abducted by black glasses for some reason, and they were still wearing maid outfits, and now they looked at me wanting to cry without tears. "Long time no see. What kind of bad taste are you..."

"Long time no see, Boss! Master Hei bullied me..." "Long time no see, senior brother... Master is too pitiful, help me..."

I looked at them with compassion, and finally couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, you two are so pretty hahahahahahahaha..."

That day, each of us showed our skills, and even Li Cusuwan, the two brats, worked together to make a slightly mushy scrambled eggs with tomatoes.The fat man stewed a big fish, and the fragrance wafted away for ten miles. When Wang Meng sent the husky over, he couldn't walk.

Not to mention, after being separated from the pup for so many days, I really miss it a little bit. The pup obviously misses me a lot too. I don’t know whether it is a natural growth or Wang Meng fed too much. Trembling and trembling, when it rolled and crawled towards me, it was like a ball of hair, coming over with a wheel.

I picked up this chubby puppy, weighed it, and threw it into Li Cu's arms. This kid has always had a good reaction, so I used his maid outfit to catch him by reflex.

"This is your junior brother, my closed disciple." I smiled and picked up a chopstick fish for Li Cu, ignoring the other party, "Boss, I didn't ask you to be my teacher. I don't want to be inferior to Su Wan in my life, and I don't want a husky as my junior brother." Howled, and bound the two of them forcibly: "I think it likes your... clothes, I will leave it to you to take care of it for a while."

"Boss..." Li Cu was so wronged that he burst into tears, "I don't know how to raise a dog..."

"This is your younger brother." I said solemnly, pointing to Poker Bottle: "Your teacher also thinks my proposal is very good, if you have any opinions, go talk to him."

Li Cu has always admired the legendary dumb Zhang deeply, and he knows the terrifying strength of the opponent, so when he heard that he was going to challenge the male god, he immediately faltered, but, "Who the hell is Mistress?"

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but fell on Poker Face, and the fat man on one side was so full of oil that he didn't forget to gag: "The young couple are having fun, so don't meddle with the children, as long as you know in your heart that you are the wife and master. "

I couldn't help being depressed, and moved half of the fish tail into the fat man's bowl: "You can't stop your mouth with food!"

Xiaohua also laughed with a "poof", and pointed at the Poker bottle with her chopsticks and said, "I knew you were having an affair with this black-faced god, think about what you looked like back then, you are such a bitter woman."

The black glasses have long been laughing so hard that they even forgot to eat, and teased Poker Face with a deadly spirit: "Disciple, dumb, you are a generation shorter than me, so call me Master as you please!" How about it?"

"Go, go, go, what to say, you are fine." I said angrily, "If you want to take advantage of my brother, there is no way."

"The apprentice is too old to be master..." Black Glasses sighed pretentiously, provoking the group of onlookers to make a fuss, yelling such things as "seeing sex and forgetting righteousness", "blinding the dog's eyes", "don't leave a way for single dogs to survive" It's over." Fortunately, there was finally Wang Meng to help me, and he said "Madam Boss" to Poker Ping, hahahaha laughed and turned a circle of people.

And even though he is the protagonist of the topic, Poker-Face still maintains his usual calm demeanor, except for snatching the most tender piece of fish from the fat man or black glasses from time to time, watching the whole process with his eyes, nose, nose, mouth and mouth He's as immobile as a mountain, so calm.After we finished laughing, we found that the best part of the whole fish basically fell into my bowl. I couldn’t help but grab the sunglasses of the black glasses while shouting that my brother is not kind.

I said to myself that you should be envious and jealous. I can hang and beat blood corpses, sea monkeys, and pick bricks, chop vegetables and grab fish heads on the bottom of my stuffy oil bottle. Apart from being too fierce on the bed, there are almost no other shortcomings!

"Shut up your expression! Whoops, you didn't see me..."

"Hey wait, boss, you dog..."

"Dumb Zhang, pay attention to me! Save two pieces of good meat!"

"This hand speed can almost see afterimages..."

"Wait, boss, your dog..."

……

The meal lasted until almost midnight, everyone had fun, opened three bottles of liquor and three boxes of beer, except for the minors like Li Cuosuwan, all of them poured it into their mouths desperately, and finally lay down under the table.Fortunately, Boyouping's drinking capacity is unfathomable, and the black glasses barely maintain consciousness, and together with the two little ones, they barely settled down the drunk me and the fat man.

Of course, I don’t remember any of these things. In fact, my deepest memory is that I put a can ring on Poker Bottle’s finger in public, and proposed amidst the booing of drunken people.

Then Poker-Face directly picked me up by the waist, I was already so drunk that I didn't know where to go, when the angle of view suddenly changed, I was completely dizzy, and I slept heartlessly until dawn.

As for the outcome of the proposal?

"...Give the dowry list to the second uncle and the third uncle first." Just this morning, when I opened my eyes and was trying to ignore the headache caused by the hangover, I was facing a pair of extra bright black Eyes, I don’t know how long I waited. The first sentence was neither good morning nor you woke up.

He's really obsessed with delivering the gift list.I thought of my second uncle's furious expression, and looked at the serious and handsome face in front of me, and gave in to the beauty in front of me without any hesitation.

"Okay." I glanced at the soda can ring that was never taken off by Poker Bottle, and lifted a corner of the quilt: "Go to sleep first, and see my parents in two days, then don't rush to hand in the order... ..."

The plan for a day lies in the morning, which is to sleep in the cage again in the morning.

As for the outcome of the proposal?Naturally, everyone is happy.

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This is the end of the text.

Is it too sweet...

☆、Daily episode 1

After returning from Snake Marsh, except for the first day where everyone gathered together for an indulgent drink, the following days became busy instead.

We launched a blitzkrieg against the Wang family. Although Thunderclap was particularly neat at the time, there were too many things that needed to be mopped up afterwards.Xiaohua returned to Beijing the next day. His Xie family had too many troubles. Although the Wang family's nails were pulled out after this battle, they were still seriously injured.The fat man followed the plane and went to see his shop in Panjiayuan's house.

In this case, I can see the benefits of being alone, because I have been in the Snake Marsh before, and there is no way to get outside news. The only idler, Black Glasses, is responsible for telling me the information, waiting for me to sort out the clues and plan for future processing. When I was young, I took the two little ones, Li Cu and Su Wan, and a puppy to watch TV and play games, not to mention how comfortable I was.

Fortunately, there is Poker Ping with me - there are many things in the Zhang family, and in a sense, they are more troublesome than mine.These days he is always elusive, and when I was sleeping at night, I sneaked around, and my waist has lost a lot of weight, and I have used up all the fat I have managed to gain.

The big family is troublesome. I have solved all the problems on my side, but his side is getting more and more busy. Fortunately, I always go home to sleep at night, otherwise I will have to blow up the Zhang family.Even so, when I went to the pillow one morning and found no one but a piece of cold bedding, I still couldn't suppress the anger and arrogance in my heart. You can't harass Poker Bottle.

The Wu family didn't hurt their muscles and bones this time, and the recuperation during this period made the guys have nothing to do.Now I have a bit of fame in the Tao, and there are countless people waiting to do things with one call, and the efficiency is extremely high.

Although the Zhang family has a profound heritage, but now it has a small population, most of them are overseas clansmen, and the power in the mainland has shrunk again after this battle.After thinking about it, I didn't intend to hide it at all, and ordered the Wu guy to find trouble with the Zhang family with great fanfare.After all, my purpose is to make Poker Ping retire, not to push the boss to get addicted and kill the Zhang family.

The situation in the next few days was very lively. The Zhang family had a lot of things to do, and I made a lot of noise, not to mention being burnt out.I made no secret that it was me who did it. The second uncle, Xiaohua and others called to ask about the situation, and even the third uncle, who was angry with me because I plotted against him, called and asked me if I was with Poker-Face It's breaking up, if he wants to help and recruit some guys to kill the Zhang family in one fell swoop, the eagerness to try will be revealed through the phone.

However, when the incident got to this level, Poker-Face still had his face paralyzed, and his attitude towards me didn't change in any way, but he came back more frequently, but I felt that he was more tired than before.Still, he didn't say a word to me on the subject.

But his calmness doesn't mean that other people are also so calm.Finally, when I was finally bored enough to go to the shop to perform my duties as the boss, a guy with a face that was almost exactly the same as mine came in, looking for me with an inscrutable smile Talk alone.

I thought to myself, it’s an old acquaintance who came here, and I immediately showed the family’s spectrum, with a smirk: “I think we should have nothing to talk about. Zhang Haike, Mr. Zhang, the Zhang family is so poor that they can’t afford it.” Did you pay for plastic surgery?"

Zhang Haike's eyes changed, but soon he smiled in relief: "I really didn't expect such a small person like me to fall into Wu Xiaofoye's eyes."

I chuckled, "Haha, maybe we are destined."

Zhang Haike's face collapsed: "How dare you, Mr. Wu really broke me."

I have to say that watching Zhang Haike slump is not so satisfying, I slowly teased him for a while, until his forehead was sweating, and then I said slowly: "I know why you came today, but there is no room for negotiation on this matter , I will directly make a condition, I want your patriarch, as long as you don't bother him again, I guarantee that our Wu family will be a good ally of the Zhang family in China."

"How is this possible?" Zhang Haike forced a smile, but his eyes were cold. "Not everyone can be the patriarch of the Zhang family, and he must shoulder the corresponding responsibilities. Besides, Mr. Wu's thoughts are the same as our patriarch's." Did you mention it?"

I don't want to be unhappy with this kind of trivial matter, anyway, as long as the person under him is settled, he is mine.Facing Zhang Haike's question, I chose not to talk about it, but continued to bite my condition: "That is our private matter, you don't have to worry about it. Now I am raising the condition, what I want to declare is, If your Zhang family doesn't let people go, the Wu family will not take these petty measures. I just don't know, whether your Zhang family can bear it now."

This is a blatant threat, but Zhang Haike didn't seem to be in a hurry, and smiled slightly: "This kind of thing is nothing compared to the patriarch. I know the relationship between Mr. Wu and our patriarch, but with all due respect, you can't help it." Too much. It's not good for the relationship, don't you think?"

I sneered: "Anyway, your patriarch wants to enter my Wu family's ancestral grave. I want to see if he chooses the declining family that he has forgotten for so many years, or me."

The conversation with Zhang Haike ended unhappy, which was not what I expected.That night, I ordered my men to escalate the situation.I have to say that Zhang Haike always has a way to irritate me - which one will Pokerfing choose between me and the Zhang family?

I really can't bet on it.Pokerfing's sense of responsibility is obvious to all. He was able to enter the Bronze Gate in his previous life, so he may not break up with me in this life.He always had a way of disappearing where I couldn't be found, and I was always the one left behind.

At this moment, I really want to kill the Zhang family.

When I got home, it was already midnight, and Poker-Face hadn't come back yet, but Black Glasses and the others left a light for me.The puppy woke up when he heard the door opening, and ran over. When he saw that it was me wagging his tail, he went back to sleep in the den.

I haven't eaten yet, and I don't have an appetite, but my stomach is fed up and I'm so hungry, I have no choice but to go to the kitchen and look for Su Wan's snacks.Probably because there was too much movement, after a while, the black glasses opened the door of the guest room and came over, seeing me struggling with a pile of snacks, I couldn't help raising my eyebrows: "Hey, why is the third master so hungry, and he has learned to snatch children for food. "

I didn't bother to talk to him, he shrugged, went to the refrigerator to open a can of beer, walked around me again, and asked, "Would you like a drink?"

I ate a bunch of salty, spicy, and sweet, and I was really thirsty, so I didn't treat him politely, grabbed the beer can and poured it into my stomach.The black glasses were not in a hurry to take them again, and after looking at me for a while, he asked, "What happened?"

This guy is always keen, but is this kind of thing easy to talk to people?I didn't have the face to tell him that your apprentice was doubting his charm, so I said perfunctorily: "It's nothing. I just didn't eat tonight, I'm hungry."

The black glasses clicked twice, but they talked about another topic: "Are you having trouble with the Zhang family recently? Do you need me to help you, master?"

"Forget it." I said wearily, "It's not enough to work hard."

His black glasses exposed his two rows of big white teeth and he smiled meanly: "Then don't be so sad, little third master, don't be afraid, even if you want to fight the mute in the future, I will definitely help you as a teacher, apprentice."

I finally laughed out: "Thank you so much."

"You're welcome." The black glasses patted my shoulder, and finally went back to the room humming a little song with satisfaction.

☆、Daily episode 2

After the black glasses left, I sat alone for a long time.I know what he means, if I really want to mess with the Zhang family, he is willing to help.

To be honest, I still want to live a life with Poker Bottle honestly.I don't want to upset both of us because of one Zhang family.But when the temper came up, I couldn't help it, especially seeing Zhang Haike's smug expression, I really wanted to tie him up and send him for plastic surgery.

I'm very entangled here, and Poker Fever over there seems to be going away at night today, and there has been no movement.I waited for a long time and didn't wait for anyone to return, so I could only go back to my room to sleep angrily.

Let the Zhang family go bankrupt tomorrow!

But the next day, I was holding the oil bottle in my dream to reprimand Zhang Haike, when I was woken up by a loud noise.A half-grown figure jumped onto my quilt, howling ghostly, "Boss, boss! Someone came to kick the house!"

I went to bed late yesterday, and my quality of sleep deteriorated due to the absence of Boyouping. I finally fell asleep and was woken up like this. My heart was as irritable as ten thousand alpacas galloping, but Li Cuo was only ten years old now I really can't beat him, so I can only transfer all my anger to that "kicker".

"Who is it?" I slowly got up, washed my face and changed my clothes. Li Cuo followed me as a tail because of his small size. Hearing my question, he hurriedly said: "The Zhang family. I heard they called Brother Zhang the patriarch."

Zhang family, nothing can provoke my anger more than these two words. "Wait, brother is back?"

"Yes, yes, Big Brother Zhang, he... the boss? The boss?"

Damn, is this stuffy oil bottle about to turn upside down?He even brought the Zhang family to smash the scene, can this day pass?Still married, get married, I will let them in and out today!I picked up the gunk and Dabai dogleg and opened the bedroom door, aggressively trying to settle accounts with Poker-Face.If he can't give me an explanation, don't even try to sleep in this house again!

However, the situation at the scene was different from what I thought.

Four people came from the Zhang family, and moved small benches in a row to face the sofa. The leader was Zhang Haike, whose glum expression could not be concealed by wearing a mask, and the faces of the other three were also bitter melon-like.Poker-face and black glasses were sitting on the sofa, one was holding walnuts between two golden fingers with a blank expression, and the other was watching the trash can knocking melon seeds with a half-smile, while Su Wan was sitting on the side, his eyes twitching, hearing the movement The first one turned around: "Boss Wu, you're awake!"

I looked at the seven faces that turned around in unison, silently put away the gun and the white dog legs, wiped my face, and asked expressionlessly, "What's going on here?"

Poker-Face himself was the person involved, and he only watched movies with black glasses. I didn't want to hear what the Zhang family had to say. In the end, it was Su Wan, who was a big kid, who told me the ins and outs of the incident.

"To sum up, my little brother doesn't want to be the patriarch anymore. The Zhang family didn't want to, so they followed?"

My heart moved, and I looked at Poker Bottle.He was looking at me all the time, and when he saw me looking over, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, revealing an inconspicuous smile.

He has already proved to me with practical actions that he chose me.

I felt refreshed in an instant, and I was a little embarrassed. I have been struggling with it for the past two days, and I really look like a bitch.In fact, Poker Ping has expressed his feelings for me a long time ago, and his attitude has always been firm. It is my fault to suspect him.

People who were in a good mood became generous, and greeted Zhang Haike and the others in a good mood.Yesterday, this kid was still provoking my relationship with Poker Finger, but today he slapped me in the face, and he was still slapped by Poker Finger, which is really refreshing.

"Well, I have understood the situation now. Please come back if you are all right!" I sat next to Poker Bottle, opened my mouth unceremoniously and ate the walnut he brought to my mouth, and smiled at Zhang Haike. they said.

Zhang Haike's face was contorted, and he still tried to hold on: "The patriarch..."

"Hey, don't bark." I looked at Zhang Haike's constipated face more and more comfortably, "He is no longer your patriarch, whoever loves this thing will be whoever he likes, and our little brother will stop doing it."

Poker-Face nodded his face, grabbed some melon seeds from Hei Glasses and peeled them for me.I thought Zhang Haike was about to faint from anger, and he waved his hands compassionately: "You can go away at ease, don't bother us in the future, the Wu family won't do anything again."

A member of the Zhang family finally couldn't hold back, leaned forward and patted the coffee table: "Patriarch, don't forget the responsibility of family inheritance, about those materials..."

"I put it in the study of the Zhang family's office." Poker-Face said very indifferently, "And those materials were divided into several copies at that time, and each branch of the Zhang family should keep them."

"You are breaking away from the family like this..."

"Is it over?" I really didn't like Zhang Haike very much. When I heard that he meant to criticize Poker, I immediately interrupted him and declared my ownership of Poker: "Don't forget that the Wang family is still I came up with the idea to kill it. If the Wang family is still there, don’t imagine being so idle. I haven’t asked you to pay, and you want to rob me instead? Let me tell you, my brother will marry into the Wu family in the future. The one buried in my Wu family's ancestral grave is mine, so don't worry about it!"

Seeing that Zhang Haike and the others still didn't give up, I pushed Boyoufeng: "Brother, the leader Zhang Haike threatened me yesterday, saying that we can't make it, so you go and beat him."

Poker-Face gave me a helpless look, put down the melon seeds in his hand, and turned to look at Zhang Haike.Zhang Haike's complexion changed, and he said decisively: "We will talk about this today, patriarch, don't forget that the Zhang family needs you... Let's go now, now."

After driving away Zhang Haike, the whole room felt a lot fresher.I stretched, and my stomach growled only to realize that I hadn't eaten breakfast—and it was already noon.The little snacks I ate yesterday have long been digested. I stuffed the melon seeds that Poker Face peeled out for me into my mouth. Just as I was about to make something for myself, Poker Face got up and went to the kitchen to bring out a bunch of melon seeds. A bowl of porridge that has been kept warm.

"Brother?" I was a little surprised, why is Poker Face so considerate today?

"These days I'm handing over the affairs of the Zhang family." Poker Ping explained a sentence without beginning or end, but I understood it in seconds, and couldn't help but be a little bit dumbfounded: Poker Ping thought I didn't mind him leaving early and returning late. Think of a way...to appease me?

This is really... I thought about it, and I gave up the idea of ​​explaining it to him, and put the mess of the Zhang family behind me, and said: "Go see my parents the day after tomorrow, after so many days , it is also time."

Poker bottle was stunned for a moment, then nodded in response, and asked, "What do your parents... like?"

I thought in my heart that it would be useless to give me anything in this situation. Fortunately, my parents valued my wishes more, and they would not do any bloody things that forced me to die. As long as I persisted to the end, they would gradually soften.

"Bring some cosmetics for my mom, and my dad... let's make some good tea." I said, "Although my second and third uncles can also make these things, at least I have to show my heart."

Poker-Face nodded, "I'll go get ready now." He said, and when he stood up, he accidentally knocked on the coffee table - just looking at that calm face, he really didn't see that Poker-Face was actually there. nervous.

☆、Daily episode 3

Poker bottle is indeed nervous.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, early death and early rebirth, we are going to see my parents the day after tomorrow.And during this day and a half, although Poker Fing's face was still paralyzed, his absent-minded behavior completely exposed his absence.

Not only that, but he was still trying on clothes, I never knew he had so many suits in the bottom of his closet.Recalling the noise that came from the next door the night before I saw my second uncle, I couldn't help saying hard work to Zhang's family without sincerity, and then happily helped Poyoufeng pick up his clothes.

To be honest, this is not the first time I have known the fact that Poker-finger has a good figure. After all, I have met each other honestly.But when this suit is changed, no matter how high the style is, you have to bow down under the beautiful suit pants - using a hanger to describe Poker Bottle can't reflect one percent of his beauty, I swear that I am definitely not What beauty is in the eyes of beholders, it's because this kid has a good looks and a good figure, every shape can make people's eyes shine.In the end, I reluctantly finalized a set of clothes that looked more stable. It is said that it is better to wear solemn clothes when meeting parents.

Speaking of being nervous about meeting my parents, I don't feel anything. After all, that's where I grew up. Who can be nervous when they go home?Besides, my parents are very polite people, as long as Poker Fing behaves a little better, they won't be able to embarrass him.

A day and a half passed in a flash.

I stood at the door of my parents' house with Pokyouping, carrying big and small bags, feeling a little helpless.

Poker-Face's face looked more serious than usual, his muscles tensed up, showing a state of ready-to-go, as if he was about to go to the battlefield.

"Relax, little brother, my parents are not zongzi." I comforted in a low voice, "When you get nervous, I also get nervous reflexively."

"Hmm." Pokerfing replied, and stretched out his hand to straighten his tie. I could feel that he was already trying very hard to relax himself, even though the final result was only a slightly softer face.

I guess now my parents are scarier than zongzi in his eyes.

"I've opened the door." I shook the key in my hand, mentally preparing for Poker Bottle.Poker bottle nodded, closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he showed a very pleasing smile as if he was a different person, and his whole body became very sunny. That kind of sense of disobedience... made me With a shake of my hand, the key couldn't go into the lock.

There is no way, if it makes him feel more comfortable, so be it.I took a deep breath, unscrewed the door, and walked in first.

As soon as you enter the door, the smell of food is not surprising.I have already greeted my parents and said that I will go home today. I haven’t seen you for a while. This meal must be very rich.

I couldn't help secretly regretting that I couldn't enjoy this delicious food to my heart's content today, but as soon as I entered the living room, I lost all thoughts.

"Third Uncle? Second Uncle? Why are you here?" I couldn't help but have a terrible headache. It's okay for my parents to say, at least there is no danger!Now that these two come here are obviously not friendly, I wouldn't think it strange even if they started fighting for a while - now I don't have time to care about who will go to the hospital, if my parents see Poker Fever fighting, it will have a bad effect!

"Come back, go sit down, dinner will be ready in a while, don't eat fruit." My father poked his head from the kitchen and greeted me, his eyes glanced at the oil bottle behind me and he didn't speak.I was startled, and then I was sure, it seems that my parents already knew about the stuffy oil bottle, and the current attitude is to ignore it-but it is much more friendly than I imagined.Judging by my dad's face, it's not too bad.

That’s right, I’m still affected by the nervousness of Boyouping. My parents have always respected my decision. In my previous life, I fought with the Wang family. During that time, I couldn’t hide my mental state and the number of times I went home. They just kept silent Waited for me and didn't say a word about my change when I got home.And when I was almost forty and didn't have a date, they didn't rush me—now I at least have a date?

I sat opposite my second uncle and third uncle, and my second uncle looked at me with a half-smile, and said, "Why, you're not welcome?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't welcome me, as long as my elder brother and sister-in-law welcome me." The third uncle didn't give me a chance to answer the conversation, and rushed to choke me back.I scolded the two old foxes inwardly, and I might not know how to trip Poker-finger and me for a while, so I couldn't help but look back at Poker-finger.

Poker-face obediently followed me to sit on the sofa, maintaining that warm smile on his face, it was really... just blindfolded once.I resisted the urge to stroke my forehead and sigh, and when I saw that the expressions of the two old foxes on the opposite side were not quite right, I immediately regained my balance: Lei Lei alone is not as good as all Lei Lei.

Because of the irreconcilable contradictions between each other, the four of us had nothing to say in the living room, and could only look at each other in silence until my mother called us to eat.

Our family has never paid attention to food and sleep, but this meal was so quiet that everyone just mechanically put food in their own bowls. Even my dad could sit down. The one who was tense and most at ease was my mother, who even picked up a chopstick dish for me and Poker Ping.

Poker-Face's expression was stiff at the time, and he almost didn't tense up. Fortunately, he immediately transformed into a particularly sunny and joyful smile, and said, "Thank you, Auntie!"

How do I know what kind of tricks my mother is selling, but it seems that I am satisfied with Poker Bottle?I glanced at my dad, his hand holding the chopsticks seemed to be stiff, but he didn't make any objection.

When the meal is dawdly finished, it's time for the real main course.My father started to take down the dishes, and when I saw this, I quickly winked at Poker Finger, who lived up to my expectations, stood up and snatched the bowls and chopsticks from my father's hand enthusiastically: "I'll help, I'll help .”

Although this trick is a bit old-fashioned, but I can see that my father's face seems to be a little softer.Seeing this, the third uncle was afraid that the world would not be in chaos and shouted: "Hey, I said big nephew, why do I remember that you are the one who cooks in your house?"

I sneered: "Uncle, how many times have you come to our house for dinner? Why don't I remember?"

However, before the two of us started talking, my father sent a message first, asking me to go to the study with him.I thought to myself that I had finally reached this point, and I didn't hesitate immediately, and closed the door considerately when I entered the study.

Then I fell to my knees.

From my previous life to now, I have failed my parents' expectations and made them fearful. I have not fulfilled my responsibility as a child to take care of my parents.Now I led another man into the house. Although they behaved peacefully, I knew they must have made a lot of preparations for this, and there might have been quarrels, but in the end they always compromised with me.

Even if I kneel now, it may not be the meaning of bitter tricks.

"What are you kneeling for?" My father said angrily, "I shouldn't have let you and your third uncle go wild, and see what it's like now!"

I lowered my head and pretended to be a fool, and was scolded very obediently.

Seeing me like this, my father sighed, seemed to want to say something, held back, pointed to the chair and said to me: "Go and sit down."

I obediently got up and sat down.

"You...does he treat you well?" My father suddenly said, "I know your third uncle's activities, not to save your life, but to live... okay?"

"Okay. He treats me very well. He peels melon seeds and squeezes walnuts for me. He is really good." I looked at my father seriously, "I want to treat him well too. I probably recognized him in my previous life."

"Tsk." My father wrinkled his face in distaste, "Go, go! I really can't help my son when he grows up! Look at your expression, it's embarrassing!"

☆、Daily episode 4

After some thoughts about "how to live", I was thrown out of the door by my father, who claimed that he no longer planned to talk to my fallen son.I know that he accepted the boring oil bottle, and he was probably mentally prepared, but he was afraid that if we could take risks together, we might not be able to live together. After seeing me, who was already addicted to family life and couldn't extricate myself, I finally accepted it. Killed.

When I returned to the living room, I saw Poker Ping sitting facing my mother with a blank expression on his face, peeling an apple in her hand, but my mother smiled brightly and stuffed a bunch of melon seeds into Poker Poker.

Why isn't this stuffy oil bottle smiling anymore?Although it looked awkward, the current appearance was also very worrying-he had always been dedicated to his work, and under this situation he had dropped his disguise halfway, which made people couldn't help thinking about the worst.

But my mother seemed to have this expression on Poker Ping from beginning to end, she didn't mention a word, but was very enthusiastic about Poker Ping.It's also not good for me to whisper directly in front of my mother and ask him what happened, so I can only stare blankly.

Originally, I thought that going home was probably my role, but Yu Poyouping just looked at his nervous look, and he was reserved and silent throughout the whole process. Who knew that he and my mother had a very happy chat and started discussing The dishes I like to eat, even my father played a game of chess with him and ended in a tie, and drank tea poured out of the bottle.The three of them seemed to have reached some kind of tacit understanding, and the third uncle (the second uncle left beforehand) and I were left as the onlookers with big eyes and small eyes, feeling very inexplicable in our hearts.

The key is that Poker-Face did not turn on the Best Actor Mode, and always kept his face slumped and talked less, just communicating like this!

In the end, we stayed until it was dark before we were ready to go home. Before we left, Poyoupin took out his bride price slip, bent down respectfully, and handed it to my dad with both hands.

Did you agree to deliver the order in no hurry?

I saw the schadenfreude in the third uncle's eyes, and I felt numb and terrified in my heart—well, I had a premonition in my heart—waiting to see my parents' reaction.

Then they accepted it with a smile on their face.

...they took it! ! !

Wait, do you know what this list means? !

I can see from the distorted face of the third uncle that this is not a hallucination or anything, but this is too surprising