[Pan Xie] Today and He Xi

When things got involved with me, my second uncle was a little out of sorts.

I am the only child in my family, but there are no rigid rules in our family that say that you can’t be gay, you must stay behind, and so on. In fact, my second and third uncles are still single.The business of washing sand is too harmful, and it is just a dream to think of children and grandchildren.As for my grandfather, it is a wonderful flower, but it will probably be passed down to me.

In this case, finding a man to live with is not something that can be accepted in a short while, but it doesn't have to be like ordinary people who just come out of the closet and struggle to death.The second uncle has seen a lot, so he still can't accept my sexual orientation so much. The biggest problem is actually Boyouping.

Even afterward, I could only get a glimpse of the many calculations of the old nine sects, but Poker Ping's position in this horrific overall situation was right in front of him, and my second uncle must have some concerns about it.

My attitude is very firm and obvious, and some previous events have also proved my ability. The second uncle knows that I am careful now, and I must have thought of all his concerns, but he still insists on it at this time, then he will There is no good reason for us to separate.As for forcibly beating mandarin ducks with clubs, we are not brats, so we can't use that at all.

The second uncle gradually calmed down, he still looked at Poker Fing badly, but he sat down on the chair anyway, and he was no longer so angry that he wanted to hit someone.Up to now, he has nothing to say. Since we dare to stand here, we have already made sufficient preparations. No matter how angry we are, it will be futile.

The second uncle naturally wouldn't do thankless things, but it was absolutely impossible to say support.He took another teacup for himself and poured a cup of tea, drank it with a sullen face and no poise, and then said lightly: "Xiaoxie, since you insist, the second uncle has nothing to say. Your own way, after all I want you to go by yourself, and I believe you can go well. A life partner is a big matter, and it is also your private matter. You must have thought it over carefully. But the second uncle still hopes that you will be more cautious, at least... you still You are young, you don’t have to think about life-long events too early!”

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, and I don't intend to consider getting married... How can two men get married! "Second Uncle, just put your mind at ease." I said helplessly, "In our country, men and women cannot get marriage certificates."

The second uncle snorted coldly, "Let's just say it first, I will never talk to you about the big brother and sister-in-law." He glanced at Poker Bottle, "Besides, you have to let your parents know his real age .”

When I heard it, my face collapsed: "Second Uncle, look at how young he looks, to be honest, my parents might not believe it either!"

The second uncle sneered: "Why don't you believe it! Your father is the eldest son, and he might have met Zhang Qiling with the old man back then! They just don't get involved in this muddy water, and it's not like they don't know everything!"

I turned my head and looked at Poker-Face, he was calm and composed--when did he not get so fucking calm!

The second uncle seemed to have regained his fortune at the moment, and he was in a much better mood. He asked me, "When are you going to have a showdown with your eldest brother and sister-in-law?"

I can see that the second uncle has bad intentions, so I can only answer honestly: "After seeing the third uncle."

Get the others done first, and then get the one you fear the most...

The second uncle's request really hit our weakness hard, and the difficulty of meeting parents was doubled at once. Fortunately, there is a third uncle as a buffer.

However, after returning home from my second uncle, I received a courier with three words clearly written on the sender's name: Wu Sansheng.

It really doesn’t matter what you say, but it’s smart, and you can write Zhang Qiling again without being stupid or stunned.

The courier was opened, and it was an old-fashioned video tape, not surprisingly.I glanced at the Poker Bottle. There was still tea splashed on this guy, but he didn't look embarrassed at all.

We haven't spoken a word since we came out of Second Uncle's teahouse.However, due to years of research and understanding of Poker Bottle, this kid is in a very happy mood now.This makes me feel a little delicate, and I can't explain what it feels like, anyway, I don't want to start the conversation at all right now.

Poker bottle went to change clothes, I put the video tape on the coffee table in the living room, poured some dog food for the pup, and went into the bedroom.To be honest, I don't want to face Poker Ping very much now, after all, I just said something in front of my second uncle that seemed like Poker Ping didn't want it... But in fact, I haven't established a relationship with him yet.At that time, it was as hot as blood, and it was only when I came back to my senses that I felt embarrassed.

Moreover, the feeling that Poker-Face gave me is completely out of tune with things like being in a relationship. Although we are already together and have come out in front of my second uncle, seeing Poker-Face's face makes me feel reflexively difficult to use. Look at your girlfriend—oh, don't look at him like a boyfriend.He really doesn't seem like a person with desires, even if one day he suddenly told me that he was going to become a fairy, I wouldn't be surprised.

As for me, subconsciously, I fell in love with such a person, and in the end it was the other person who expressed his affection first. It felt really... an indescribable feeling, and I didn't want to face it for a while.Although it was a bit frustrating to escape... Damn, which old man can happily let go of such a bad thing when he encounters it!

...I have to say that the courier that came at this time is simply a wonderful step, which can be forcibly transferred to the business.After coming back for so many days, I have been walking the dog and playing Tai Chi with Poker Bottle, so I should do something serious.

Poker-Face has always been a very serious person, and he will definitely become serious when he has serious business to do, and he will not get involved in those personal matters with me.

My little abacus was crackling, but suddenly there was a dog's barking and Duyouping's soft scolding from the living room.

I listened with my ears up for a while, but I couldn't figure out what happened. I could only push the bedroom door open a crack, and asked with my head, "Brother, what's wrong?"

Poker bottle's hair was still dripping, and he was holding the dog with one hand and the other with his bare upper body, trying to snatch something from its mouth. I thought the dog had taken his slippers again, so I said lazily: " Why are you as knowledgeable as it, and you can buy another pair online tomorrow?" Anyway, don't want it after the dog's mouth.

Poker-Face was still struggling with the son of a bitch, but when he heard this, he raised his head and glanced at me with a strange expression.He didn't continue to snatch the thing under the dog's teeth, but touched and tugged at its mouth, and pulled out a long black belt. When I saw it, my brain seemed to be struck by lightning, and my whole body was not good. .

Isn't this, this fucking videotape!

I rushed forward in three steps and two steps at a time, ordering the pup to shut up.Although the son of a bitch is not even afraid to confront him, he still listens to what I say. When he sees me coming to pick it up, he obediently lets go, and happily licks my hand.

The video tape has been completely shredded, and I don't know where the keys and paper were thrown away by the bastard.I stuffed the drool-stained belt into Poker Bottle's hand, and searched around the puppet, but I didn't even see a fragment of the key.Immediately, my heart skipped a beat, and I raised the head of the puppy that had been arching against my legs and pinched its mouth open, thinking that I should not be swallowed by it.

The pup thought I was playing with it, rolled his eyes and made all kinds of weird expressions, and his tongue always swept my hands.Fortunately, there was no sign of a scratch in its throat, so I let go and threw it aside.

The videotape was so shattered that it was impossible to repair it, let alone read it. "It" really missed this time. I didn't expect that there was such a pup in my house who could only serve on the coffee table and bite all over the world. The plot was shattered in minutes.

If we hadn't known about Golmud Sanatorium, this video would have been given away for nothing.