[Pan Xie] Today and He Xi

There are a lot of artifacts in the tomb, and we have to go down the mountain in a while, so it is impossible to take all of them away, not to mention that tomb robbers also pay attention to leaving rations for future generations, so we have to carefully consider what part we want to take away.I, who was originally on the sidelines, joined in in the end, helping to pick small and valuable items to stuff in the bag, and by the way, pick out a few interesting-looking little things for Poker Bottle.

…Speaking of this, I originally fell in love with a knife holder that looked very tall, but it turned out that I don’t know what kind of material it is, and it’s inlaid with a lot of things. Recite the past... What a fucking embarrassment.

The process of going down the mountain was very smooth, but it was difficult for the fat man to walk in the snow because of his weight and the backpack full of weapons. In the end, it was me and Poyoufeng who helped pull it—other guys?Not much better than Fatty.

We didn't stop much in Jilin Province and returned to Hangzhou soon.Shunzi didn't take anything because he wanted to carry his father's body, so I left two for him, and then we parted ways.

Because the quantity of this batch of artifacts is too large, except for the lock I specially left for me from the oil bottle and the knife holder I asked for, they are all left on the nearest market. Fortunately, the second uncle sent them from different markets. elites, otherwise it would be bad if a red eye rolls up and runs away.Of course, even so, petty theft losses are inevitable.

Fatty doesn’t engage in collection, so I’ll make the decision to put all his artifacts in the vault, and give him one-third of the money from future sales; one-third to the second uncle to reward the buddy by the way, and the rest All of them belong to me and Pok You Ping.This is also thanks to the fact that the ultimate is no longer there, otherwise all this money would have to be invested in the plan and then wasted.

We don't need to intervene in the follow-up business. The fat man stopped by our house as a guest. I invited him to the building outside the building and ordered everything from staple food to drinks. In the end, both of them drank until they vomited. Carrying it back alone probably frightened the driver who was called at that time.

Although Hangzhou has a large population, the overall life is still a bit dull.After staying for a few days, the fat man couldn't sit still and patted his buttocks and flew back to Beijing, returning to his Panjiayuan.After the fat man left, I always felt that the space in my home was a lot bigger, without his loud voice, it still seemed a bit deserted.As for the stuffy oil bottle, I can’t fart with three sticks on weekdays. As soon as the fat man leaves, he will leave my little golden lock. I don’t know what I’m doing in the house all day, and I don’t know if I want to go back on my word Take it back.

To be honest, there is no ultimate barking to tell them to worry about. Suddenly, I feel empty and lonely when I am free. My mind, which is used to calculating and analyzing all the time, is empty and panicking. I only lie on the sofa watching TV all day, cooking and feeding on time. There's nothing for me and Poker Ping to do, and I've gained a little three catties in a few days.

This trend is not good.

In order not to develop into a fat body, I decided to find something to do for myself.

...such as raising flowers, raising dogs, admiring fish, playing birds and so on.

Just do it, I called Wang Meng and asked him to pick a puppy and some pots of flowers for me.The boss moved his mouth, his subordinates broke their legs, wronged Wang Meng, and kept complaining that I would only think of him when I had such troublesome things.As a result, I promised that the salary would be raised and the travel expenses would be reimbursed, and he suddenly became sunny and kept promising to get a good dog to satisfy me.

I have to say that Wang Meng's efficiency is quite high, a husky puppy was delivered a day later, and the blue round eyes looked very energetic.

...and in fact it's also really spiritual, almost neurotic.

It's nothing more than being extremely hyperactive and extremely curious, what the hell is it that he likes to pretend to be dead!As long as you don’t look at it for a moment, you can turn the world upside down. The bedroom in my house is covered with floors, and the oil bottle is left outside the door with the slippers in the bedroom. When the husky saw the slippers, it was like seeing a class enemy. It jumped on it and tore it. Ke Huan, still running around with its mouth in its mouth, can't move it even if it is pressed and pulled, its bite force is simply amazing-this is not an adult dog!

... Later I realized that this thing is the most powerful when it bites the slippers.hehe.

In short, that afternoon, the family was in a state of chaos. In the end, even Poker-Face came out to watch in a daze, and was almost hit on the bridge of the nose by a slipper flying towards him.Fortunately, patriarch Zhang's skills are not covered, he dodged very nimbly, and when he looked up again, he saw a pup drool rushing towards the bedroom behind him.

Then he made a lightning move and pinched the husky's neck with two fingers to lift it up, successfully ending the chaos.

Probably because of the way the puppet appeared on the stage, it was shockingly touching and shocking, and even Poker's paralyzed face was cracked at a corner.He looked at the still restless dog in his hand, then turned to me, and asked hesitantly, "... like it?"

Do not recite!Do not recite!Uncle blame me!No!back!

In order to prevent Poker Bottle from doubting my mental problems and aesthetics, I firmly shook my head and confessed the culprit quickly: "I asked Wang Meng to pick a dog, but he sent it here."

Poker bottle nodded, "Do you want to raise a dog?"

I dare not say that it was because the human-shaped pet cat was in the house, which made me feel bored, so I wanted to change it, so I said: "Anyway, my grandpa is also known as the Changsha dog king, don't you want to try keeping it for fun?"

Hearing this, Pokerfing stretched out his hand and opened the dog's mouth, observed it intently, pinched a few of its legs, shook his head and said, "This dog is not suitable for training, and its appearance is not very good."

"It's just for killing time, I don't even know how to train it." I thought to myself that Pokerfing really thinks I want to be like my grandpa as a dog king?What will be called the West Lake Dog King and the Second Generation of Dog King at that time, and there will be no setbacks.

Poker bottle said he knew, and handed the dog to me.Holding the puppet's two front paws, I noticed with sharp eyes that there was a piece of thread on the cuff of Poyou Ping, which was still red, so I took it off for him and asked, "Which piece of clothing is this on?"

I just asked casually, but Poker-Face paused before answering: "It's wrapped around the handle of the knife."

I really didn't notice what was wrapped around the handle of the Poker Bottle, but looking at him, it seemed that something was hiding from me.I was about to be laughed out of anger, and the strength in my hands increased unconsciously, and the son of a bitch howled in pain, which shocked both of us.

I put the pup down and rubbed it.This thing was heartless and didn't remember to eat, but soon became alive again, and licked my hand.I pushed it aside, so that if I get into a fight with Poker Bottle later, it won't be affected.

I am a person with clear grievances and grievances. I can't let the bastard bear the responsibility of Poker Face. The pup is much more obedient than Poker Face.

Poker-Face saw that I was going to blow up, opened his mouth and immediately began to explain: "I took the thread to weave the fringe, but I haven't finished weaving it yet."

"Weaving tassels?" I thought to myself, what is this kid doing weaving tassels, and then--"Have you been weaving for so many days?"

I have never been so confrontational with Poker Ping, but since he has promised to discuss everything with me first (you’re right, I just expanded the scope of application of that sentence without authorization, so what), don’t even think about it. Fool me again.

Poker bottle seems to be in a difficult situation, but unfortunately my attitude will not slow down even a little because of his concerns.Don't look at this kid's usual indifferent appearance, when it's time to show off his acting skills, Oscar has to ask him to accept the award.

That's right, I just don't believe him, even if he promised, I don't believe it.Since his number of paragraphs is so high that I can't tell the truth from the fake, then I simply listen to it as a lie, which is easier than guessing.

... All in all, I just can't help my desire to control today, I have to figure out what he is doing these days!

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Wu Xie: "I'm already empty, lonely, and cold, what the hell are you doing!!!"

Poker Bottle: "My fault, let's talk about that dog..."

Wu Xie: "Don't! Think! Turn! Move! Talk! Question!"

Husky: "Wow, woof, woof, woof..." I don't have a name yet, so I can't just call him a pup, woof...

Author: "...I just want to write about daily life, I want to abuse dogs, plots and so on, all of which are lost by me hahahahahaha! I am the baby tooth witty!"

In other words, do I still have to write down the plot of stealing pens, or do I end it after confessing?