[Pan Xie] Today and He Xi

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

When I got back to Hangzhou, my second uncle got the news that I had been in the fight more than once, and came directly to kill me.So just when I entered the house with my stuffed oil bottle, and wanted to sleep on the bed without even changing my clothes, a call came to my mobile phone, calling me to my little antique shop.

Don't look at Poker bottle moving like a rabbit when he falls to the ground. In daily life without danger, let alone a virgin, the old lady is not as stable as him.When I got home, I thought about shaking the sheets first, but he really didn't dislike anything, so he just threw himself on the sofa and closed his eyes on it to rest.It wasn't until I hung up the phone that I looked up at my face with a bitter and bitter expression.

"What is it?" he asked.

I had a strange expression, "My second uncle is here, and I don't know where I got the news that I'm going to the farm. It's a bit troublesome."

Poker-Face hummed, turned around and then closed his eyes, as if he was just asking a question routinely, which was called a calm and steady one, and he didn't take my sad face to heart at all.

It's fucking annoying, and I'm not done yet.I leaned over and squatted in front of the sofa, thinking that it is better to be alone than to be alone. After thinking about what my second uncle said on the phone, I smiled and poked Poker-Face's arm with my finger.

"Brother, get up, the second uncle has spoken, you have to go too." The second uncle used to turn a blind eye to things like my going to the ground, but now he hurried over to kill me, the most important thing is me and this About the stuffy oil bottle, I said it tactfully on the phone, and I want to see the little brother who recently rented at my house.

In fact, where is the little brother, the title of old man is more suitable-this is still for the sake of his youthful appearance, otherwise he should be called old man directly.

Poker bottle opened his eyes expressionlessly and looked at me, exuding an aura of rejection that didn't want to move from the inside out.I said in my heart that my brother is in trouble, who made you put on an indifferent face just now, and then face the second uncle by yourself? I am sorry for the deep malice in my heart. .

So I ignored Poker Fing's reluctance, and said, "Let's go, don't keep Second Uncle waiting, there will be no good fruit to eat then."

I have long discovered that Poker-Face would never reject me, and now watching him get up slowly, I still feel very happy in my heart.As for the matter of facing the second uncle in a while... don't pay too much attention to it for the time being.

Poker-face didn't ask the second uncle why he asked him to go with him. We all tacitly understood this kind of thing.While driving on the road, I glanced at Poker Bottle, who was sitting in the co-pilot with a calm face but made me feel a little depressed. I knew that the news that I was involved with a "terrorist" like him in tomb robbery must have been long ago. It spread, but I don't know how deep it has reached.

...I've already confessed to Poker-Face that this kind of explosive news is only known to those people who are still in the hinterland of the Qinling Mountains and the old itchy who ran away, but it seems that I have expressed it unabashedly and even deliberately in front of my third uncle. This is more troublesome than the "appreciation" of Boyouping.

When I arrived at the door of the store, I first took a look at the Poker bottle. His face and clothes still had ash from lying on the sofa. I patted and wiped him until he looked clean and clean. The young man breathed a sigh of relief. If the second uncle really got that kind of news, he would have a higher evaluation score for Poker Bottle.

...although I don't know what egg point this has.

I hope that the third uncle will not talk about this kind of thing, he has been a little afraid of my second uncle, and this is not a good gossip.But when I squeezed my smiling face and got ready, I finally got bored and always had no expression on my face When I was hiding behind Poker Ping, I looked at the sharp little eyes of my second uncle, and my heart skipped a beat, knowing that this matter could not be resolved.

#100% is the third uncle's fault#

#My third uncle who sells teammates, as a 'mediary', how do you escape the sanction of the second uncle#

I subconsciously took a step sideways to block the oil bottle, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the old man who was still squinting his eyes half-closed, with a calm expression on his face that made people want to scratch his paws on it.

I'm scratching my head here, but you're heartless, can't you? !

"Xiao Xie." The second uncle's voice drew my attention back, and my heart tightened. I didn't know how much he saw the little action just now, so I put on a shy face and pretended to be cute, "Second uncle, I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you. , why are you free to come and see me?"

The second uncle had a half-smile, he was standing next to the lacquered wooden shelf where the rubbings were placed in the shop, and he was still holding a copy in his hand. After hearing what I said, he didn't speak immediately, but slowly put the rubbings on the shelf. Letting go, the strength is neither light nor heavy, but the sound of "click" seems to be hitting my heart.

I was terrified on the face, and I was quite upset in my heart. The second uncle is the most difficult one in the family, with deep thoughts. Now this appearance is obviously determined to create an atmosphere, and he wants to beat me psychologically first.

These days when I’ve been away, Wang Meng has obviously carried out his tricks of being lazy and slippery. The second uncle’s rubbings were photographed, and the layer of dust raised by me can be seen from such a distance, let alone the second uncle—or rather Well, Second Uncle's move was precisely to highlight this layer of dust.

"If you don't come and see, your store is going to close down." The second uncle's tone was light, and the irony in his words was strong, "Besides, the store's closing down is the second best thing. If people die outside, even corpses in the wilderness are hard to come by." Accept, don't mention how I will have the face to meet the old man when I go down in the future, it's the sister-in-law's pass, hum."

This is beating me with my grandfather and mother.I can't say anything, I can only laugh.

The second uncle's main target is not me. Seeing that I didn't speak, he changed the subject, pointing directly at the stuffy oil bottle that was like the background board, his eyes were cold and fearful, "I won't bother with you for the time being about being disobedient and running around. , the third child is also involved in this matter, and we will talk about it slowly later. Now that a distinguished guest is coming, Xiaoxie, do you want to introduce the second uncle?"

The use of the word referral is so fucking touching.

Zhang Qiling, patriarch Zhang, a great legend in the Tao, it is said that he is indeed the senior of the second uncle, and he really needs to be introduced, so the bloody seniority of this fellow is immediately broken!What about the little brother we talked about on the phone?I made complaints about Poker Fing's age, but that doesn't mean I really want to call him Grandpa Zhang!Originally it was set that I was the boss and Poker Ping was the buddy, okay? !Pay attention to the character design, second uncle, I beg you!

But it’s not wrong for the second uncle to speak like this in the final analysis. At most, it’s because of too much respect or reverence for the strength of Poker Bottle. If I didn’t pay more attention to details, I couldn’t understand that the second uncle was deliberately avoiding me.

When I was suppressing the awkwardness in my heart and wanted to "recommend" Poker Bottle, the guy behind me, who always ignores others, ignores the need and never takes the initiative to speak, suddenly stood up by himself, and our two positions were faintly reversed. ——I became the one who was hidden behind.

I have mixed feelings in my heart, I really didn't expect that there will be a day when Pokerfing takes the initiative to deal with people.I couldn't help but let go of the prepared rhetoric, and looked forward to Poker's speech.

So, I watched Poker Fing leaning slightly, and said in a very serious tone that seemed to be mixed with a little nervousness: "Hello Second Uncle, I'm Zhang Qiling, I've heard Wu Xie talk about you many times, I'm very glad I can see you. I came in a hurry and didn’t have time to make any preparations. I hope I forgive you for any lack of etiquette.”

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#Get out of the closet in front of the third uncle, can't treat the second uncle favorably.#

#老张——meeting the 'elders', forgot to buy a gift, why is it swollen?#

Wu Xie: "...and someone called Second Uncle or something, so this is really coming out of the closet?!"

Old Zhang: "... First break back the difference in seniority."

Second Uncle: "...I'm fucking going to kill this grandpa Zhang who pretends to be young and deceives Xiaoxie!"