Salvation equals death

"Our slogan is—"

"Meow (no) meow (yes) meow (rotten) meow (tooth)!"

"That's right! That's it!" Zhongya slapped the table, then suddenly raised his forehead, and said to Xiaoxuetuan, who was squatting obediently and holding a small claw on the palm of his right hand, "Sister, don't make trouble, I just want to find a way to change return……"

The little white cat, which was big enough to fit in a teacup, purred from its throat. Its golden cat eyes were big, bright, and wet, as if water could seep out at any time.

It tugged at Chuya's sleeve, stretched out its pink tongue and licked its mouth, meowing and meowing in tune.

"Are you hungry? I'll buy you something to eat!" Zhong also stood up, looking at the small ball in his palm, his heart was about to melt, and he couldn't bear to let it go, so he simply stuffed it into his pocket, " Be careful not to fall out."

After Zhong Ye finished speaking, he was silently petted by himself. He had fantasized about making his sister smaller and carried it in his pocket before, but he didn't expect this wish to come true by mistake.

Although I don't know who did it, but... well done!

The posture of the little white cat being stuffed into the pocket was wrong, and Zhongye's walking posture had always been wild. As soon as he took a step, the little white cat fell to the bottom of the pocket on all fours, turning into a soft ball like a rice cake.

Vera tried her best to adjust her posture, and finally stood up crookedly. Immediately, she grabbed Chuya's pocket and poked her small head out, with a pair of big cat eyes rolling around.

Then Zhong pushed her head back with three fingers.

Probe, press back, probe, press back... I don’t know if it’s because if you become a cat, your brain capacity will decrease. Vera Meow digs Chuya’s pockets vigorously with Chuya’s fingers, so wronged that she screams. .

Zhong also had a terrible headache, and had to hold the little white cat out with both hands, his dark blue eyes were facing the golden eyes of the little white cat, and after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't bear to discipline her.

So in the end, Vera Meow lay on Chuya's shoulder, licking her little paws like a cat, such a small and soft little ball lay on the handsome young man, and attracted a lot of people along the way. look.

Zhong also took Wei Lamiao to the restaurant, ordered a saury, and then worked tirelessly to pick fish bones for the little white cat. The rare and gentle look of a pure-blooded man made the hearts of the little girls around him melt.

Zhong also felt that his sister's sudden change of meow was most likely due to the effect of supernatural powers, but he didn't know if it was the plot of the enemy or something else.

Chuya scratched his head and thought for a long time. After asking the little white cat and finding that she could not use the cross at present, Chuya's simple and rough logical thinking finally determined that the fastest solution at the moment was actually to find Osamu Dazai.

Find Dazai, rush up, touch the cat, and then kick him into the river, perfect.

Zhong also thought very well, but Wei Lamao didn't cooperate. After eating and drinking, the little white cat developed a strong interest in his paws, fur, tail and ears, and firmly rejected the decision to "transform back".

"Sister, don't make trouble." Zhong also only felt a headache. His sister has always been dignified, stable and generous. How come she has such a young personality after becoming a cat, "I will be on a business trip again after a while, and this time I may not be able to come back for more than half a year. , How can I trust you to stay in Yokohama with you like this? Those people are hungry and even eat cats, you see that you can’t use your supernatural powers now, and you can’t bear the cross, I can’t take you to fight.”

On a business trip?That's a good feeling.

The little white cat let out a "meow" with a soft and waxy voice, and Zhong Ye inexplicably heard other meanings, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it, but Vera Meow nimbly avoided it.

Vera Meow ran stumblingly on four short legs, but her speed was not slow. She deftly avoided Chuya's pursuit, rushed to the edge of the table and jumped, and finally fell into a large piece of hair with a "slap". fluffy.

Natsume Soseki licked his paws with the fluffy white cat on his back, and meowed at Nakaya. The big cat and the small cat waved at Nakaya, and the big cat jumped out of the window and ran away with the kitten on its back.

"Ahhh, bring my sister back! Sister! You have grown up, you can't run away from home like a child!"

Zhongye chased the two cats and jumped out of the window, but was stopped by the anxious waitress behind him. Zhongye has always been a good boy, and basically has no habit of eating overlord meals. He took out a big bill from his wallet and threw it out. He rushed towards the direction of the two cats again, but after such a delay, it was already too late.

As we all know, people walk on the road, and cats walk on the road of cats. For cats, the city is a maze for them to play. Even if it is the gravity of Hong Kong and black, there are places that they can't get in...

"Grandpa, you are too bad, how can you get into the women's bathhouse? Zhong is also a good boy, you can't bully him like this."

"Come on, you usually bully your brother a lot."

After Vera turned into a cat, she was able to understand meow. The big cat was carrying a fist-sized snow ball, which looked like a small schoolbag from a distance. It's time to see the light of day again.

Vera herself is very young, and she also has the identity of a legal loli. Now that she becomes a cat, she can't get rid of this setting. She has become a kind of artificially bred cat—a teacup cat that doesn't grow up.

This kind of cat is a genetically mutated breed. It is small and cute, but its life span is only one-third of that of ordinary cats, and its bones are brittle and soft, making it easy to get injured.

This is a sad breed that was born to be bred as a pet.

But Vera is different. Even if she is a teacup cat, she is also Cthulhu among cats, a King Kong Barbie who can survive by jumping off a tall building and smashing all her internal organs into water.

"Cats eat mice to supplement taurine, which can improve cats' night vision, but now a little better cat food contains these ingredients, so most cats are not happy to eat mice."

Natsume Soseki walked forward with light steps, and the little white cat staggered and ran beside him, jumping rather than running, the three-flowered cat took catwalks alternately, but the little white cat had two front paws and two Only the hind paws move together.

"As for you, you are not as big as a mouse, so it's fine to catch mice. You just need to tilt your head and meow, and keep many people offering you dried fish—don't expect me to teach you, I can't catch mice either."

Natsume Soseki is teaching the children at home how to survive with cats. Now that he has decided to become a cat, he must learn all the skills of cats.

Vera has the powers of "swallow" and "construct", and sometimes can be used to imitate the power system of the supernatural power, but the premise is that she must thoroughly understand the structure of this ability.With Natsume Soseki's permission, Vera spent some time analyzing and understanding Natsume Soseki's ability "I am a cat", and finally understood why she became what she is today.

"I can turn myself into a cat, and I can also change from a cat back to a human." Sanhuamao flicked its tail leisurely, "Strictly speaking, this ability is not powerful, and it can't turn others into cats, but you There are my genes in the body, and there is another highly plastic cell, although I don't know where that cell came from, but your body can obviously change as you want."

"So I awakened the gene that belongs to me in your body through my ability, turning you into a cat."

Vera knew that Natsume Soseki was referring to the cells of the old ruler in her body, the little white cat tilted its head, and asked in confusion, "How did Grandpa know?"

"This is another function of my ability." Natsume Soseki pressed Vera's cat's head and said, "The reason why 'I am a cat' is called the 'strongest ability' is because of using this ability. In the end, I was able to look at the overall situation as an 'outsider', discover more details and clues from an angle that humans cannot observe, and even 'predict the future' to a certain extent after integrating enough information and intelligence. This prevents the situation from deteriorating."

Natsume Soseki is the teacher of Fukuzawa Yukichi and Mori Ogai. After completing the plan of Yokohama's "Three Moments Concept", he retired and completely entrusted Yokohama to his two students.

However, retiring does not mean that he does not care. In fact, Natsume Soseki has been secretly observing the world as a "cat", and has repeatedly turned the tide in critical moments.

"Although it doesn't look like much, I'm actually a detective." Natsume Soseki rubbed the little white cat's head. He was the original founder of the Armed Detective Agency, relying on this meticulous ability.

Today, the soul core of the Armed Detective Agency is Edogawa Ranpo, a detective who can gain insights into the world even without relying on supernatural powers—although the 26-year-old youth who still maintains a childlike heart still feels that he is powerful The reasoning ability comes from his own ability "super reasoning".

Natsume Soseki has no other hobbies. What he likes to do most is to become a cat and wander around, experiencing the warmth and warmth of human relationships. Although he does not want to live in the world in the form of a human, he is still a person full of smoke and fire in essence.

I prefer being a cat to being a human, but Natsume Soseki must be a cat who is good at thinking, well-informed, full of justice and has a literary temperament.

Then, this humane cat did something deceitful no matter how you look at it——

"Did you see that silver-haired uncle not far away?"

The three-flowered cat lowered its body and pressed the little white cat under its paws, pointing to a middle-aged man in a kimono and a black feather in the distance and asked.

The little white cat tucked under Sanhuamao's paws obediently, but it was not obedient at all when it blurted out: "Grandpa, you have such a big cat face, where did you get the confidence to call him 'uncle'?"

"Don't be poor." The three-flowered cat subconsciously licked the little white cat's head, but quickly realized that this is a genuine girl, and suddenly coughed softly, "Hey, that person likes cats very much."

Vera blinked her golden cat eyes, thinking, I can see it, and this person has a cat-hating physique, so I can see it too.

On the edge of the lawn in the park, the meticulous silver-haired middle-aged man was holding a bag of very high-grade dried fish, confronting a stray cat in front of him, and there were three opened cats at his feet. Canned cats.

Vera glanced at it from a distance, and found that it was the highest-grade canned salmon on the market. She would buy this kind of canned food for stray cats in the park. The middle-aged man was obviously a cat slave who hid deeply.

And right now, the middle-aged man is silently waiting for the stray cat to approach. Maybe the cat owner can show mercy to let stupid humans touch its fur after enjoying the servant's offerings?But the cold and majestic aura of the silver-haired man obviously made the sensitive stray cat very anxious. He was reluctant to part with the canned cat food exuding the charming fragrance, and the stray cat who was so vigilant and covered in fried hair paced back and forth for a long time, but turned around and ran away reluctantly. .

Looking at the cat running away, the silver-haired man seemed to subconsciously want to raise his hand, but quickly lowered it. Although his face was expressionless, anyone could see that he was extremely frustrated.

The silver-haired man is not young anymore, and he looks like he is in his 40s, but some men get better with age, and the silver-haired man obviously belongs to this category.

Vera swept the silver-haired man up and down. He also wore kimono and haori on the street every day. He is also an unsmiling person on weekdays; his temperament is majestic but calm as deep water, and his gestures have a bit of ancient Zen charm. With Vera's saber skills, she is sure that the man in front of her is a very good at drawing knives. guest.

Knife drawing technique, also known as Juhe chop, emphasizes the use of fighting skills to the limit of the body in a limited space, so as to attack the enemy's vital points to achieve the effect of killing with one blow.

Vera has a good impression of the silver-haired man, because his ancient style reminds her of Tong Jiaodong, and his cat-hate physique is like Aizawa-sensei, but his unsmiling majesty and calmness are very much like his father.

A man with a demeanor as heavy as running water and a demeanor as steady as a river.

"You go up and meow to him, he sees you so cute, he will definitely give you all the dried fish." The three-flowered cat cocked its tail, "Then you take it back and share half with Grandpa."

Wei Lameow thought for a while, then licked her hair: "Grandpa doesn't pick anything, as long as it's a cat, that stray cat just now isn't as smooth as you, and it's the same with you."

Natsume Soseki said solemnly: "I am teaching you how to survive as a cat." Just kidding, if Yukichi knew that he made a living by being cute after retirement, where would he put his old face?

Vera Meow was convinced, and she jumped and leaned over with her hands and feet. Because her limbs were too short, she looked like a small snowball that kept rolling.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who still couldn't get a cat today, was about to pack up the cans and go back, but he caught a glimpse of conspicuous whiteness from the corner of his eyes.

He raised his head unprepared, but just happened to bump into a pair of golden eyes as bright as the sun - a little white cat, although not the most expensive and beautiful, but definitely standing at the pinnacle of "cutest", was looking up. looking at him.

Vera squatted on the ground, obediently put her two little paws on the ground, put her in a good posture, raised her head, and shouted in the softest and most delicate voice: "Meow meow——" Stop!Hong Kong gangsters robbed, hand over Xiaoyugan!

While watching the show, Sanhuamao saw his student's pupils suddenly tremble, and his steady footsteps softened, and he knelt down on one knee with a "bang".

A hole was directly smashed into the ground.

Natsume Soseki gradually stopped licking his fur, his cat's eyes were dull: "..."

Vera Meow's eyes lit up, this person was shocked by his arrogance!It's a great opportunity to get your hands dirty!

The little white cat was not frightened by his sudden movement, instead, its golden eyes flashed, and it trotted over on its short legs, its soft little paws grabbed Fukuzawa Yukichi's knees and was about to climb up. Stretching out his paws to reach for the dried fish, he looked small and clingy, as if he was anxiously concerned about whether the Twolegs in front of him had been bruised...

Fukuzawa Yukichi's hand holding the knife almost trembled slightly, just now!He felt a terrifyingly powerful force!Suddenly his hairline was wiped out!

The only chance to own my own cat in 45 years and still so, so…

The sluggish Natsume Soseki watched helplessly as his favorite student carefully picked up the little white cat, looked around blankly, and then pulled the little white cat into his arms at a speed comparable to returning a knife to its sheath. Putting it in, folded his sleeves with both hands and maintained the demeanor of Hu Zhiluan... walked away quickly, quickly.

Natsume Soseki: "...???"

Meow, meow, Yukichi Fukuzawa, put my granddaughter down!Trapping cats in the street, you are really promising!