Wenhao refuses to be touched

If you find that you are falling from a high altitude, and there are two unlucky people like you around you, and one of them is holding a dangerous item such as a hand/grenade, what will you do?

Kunikida Doppo, one of the pillars of the Ranpo Armed Forces, tells you——

"Fuck, you dare to touch such a dangerous thing to Master Tiechang. If you want to die, don't drag us into the armed society. A lot of people will die——"

Then at high altitude with super high difficulty, a bat was realized with the hand account ability, and the hand/grenade was ruthlessly knocked into the air, and before the explosion spread, a parachute was realized and opened on the body, a Hugging the waist of [Suehiro Tiechang], he kicked down another [Kunikida], perfectly hitting the lower [Jano Caiju], and maintaining an elegant posture, he landed slowly.

After that, he gently put down [Tiechang], and solemnly pounced on the ground in a standard Tuxiazuo, shouting loudly in a posture so proficient that it makes people feel distressed: "I'm sorry, Master Tiechang! All this is my fault. , if you want to kill you, please feel free to do it yourself, the little mere unique ability of Yinke can provide you with hundreds of kinds of torture tools!"

Then, before [Iron Intestine] could not react with a dazed face, he grabbed [Kunikida] who was pressing on [Jano] and smashed his forehead on the ground, and made a substandard move towards [Iron Intestine] Dogeza.

"What are you doing! Who do you think the person in front of you is! If you want to die, don't drag other people on your back!!" With such a roar, tears have already flowed down.

[Jono] got up from the ground, touched the big bulge on the back, rejoiced that after his body had been transformed, the pustule quickly shrank to an uninjured state, looked at each other with [Iron Intestine] on the opposite side, pointed at Kunikida Doppo, Ask: "Do you know?"

Why do people call you young master?Since when did you have an extra rich second-generation character, you idiot?

[Tiechang] Shaking his head: "They look alike, but the other one is a little younger and is a minor." He was a little troubled, "If you are a minor, let it go?"

[Jono] is a blind man. After his partner explained, he showed an indescribable expression. "Are you stupid? He just used the hand account ability! That ability of Kunikida! Are there two people in this world who have the same appearance and the same ability?!"

[Kunikida] had blood on his forehead, and was in a semi-comatose state. He barely pulled himself together, endured the severe pain in his body and questioned the atrocities that were done to him just now, and prevented him from dying with [Iron Gut] in exchange for the helicopter that his companions took. Kunikida Doppo, who looks very similar to him, plans to leave safely.

"Who the hell are you? Is it an experimental body made by the military and police extracting my cells?" He had to guess like this. After the Butei Club was regarded as an evil organization, he couldn't easily trust the people around him except his companions. people.

The whole world became so strange, so strange that it made him feel terrified.

Moreover, although the person in front of him is very similar to him, but with a neat cropped hairstyle, he looks like a spirited guy, but he is indeed what he looked like when he was a teenager.

Kunikida was stunned for a moment, and said calmly: "This kind of thing is impossible. The cells of people with supernatural abilities have been identified as unable to replicate. Cloning or other things are impossible. By the way..." He pushed Glasses, put on a professional tone and said, "The probability of giving birth after the combination of a person with different abilities and a person with different abilities is very low, and the global fertility rate is growing negatively, so I have been studying how to reproduce in vitro recently. In a few years, even men can conceive offspring with only their own sperm."

[Kunikida] suddenly realized, and murmured: "Is that so, is there already such a high-tech technology? It's shocking..." He said to himself, "This is also a great thing for women. It can make them Liberation from the long pregnancy can also reduce various sequelae after giving birth, I must write it down, and I will use this new technology with my future wife in the future..."

As he spoke, he habitually fumbled for the inside pocket of his suit, and when he found something empty, he looked at the handbook that had just been cut in half by [Iron Gut] on the ground not far away, in a daze.

Then, he squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, and said with red eyes unwillingly: "Damn, is this also one of the plans of the military and police? It shattered my ideals, and even deprived me of the way to choose death. If this continues... "

Kunikida Doppo didn't bother him, he leaned aside and waited for the situation to change, in front of [Tiechang] who was pressed by [Jano] not to make a move, rubbed his chin thinking, and muttered: "Look carefully, it's not Young master Tiechang of our family is not the right age, but his skin is well maintained, and he has grown into a handsome man with a prosperous and beautiful face according to the teacher's expectations."

He didn't know that all the hounds in this world have been operated on by supernatural reformers, so that their physical fitness can be improved to more than normal times, and the recovery ability of their bodies has also been greatly enhanced. Also] Hit the shoulder blade with a supersonic sniper bullet, and the wound has healed at this time.

By the way, the enhancement of physical fitness has also improved the skin repair function, and the self-beautifying effect also saves a lot of skin care products.

Kunikida patted [Tiechang] on the shoulder, laughed and said to [Jiaoye]: "Hahaha~ Sure enough, Mr. Jono in every world is very reliable, isn't it because he takes good care of this young master Tiechang? Okay? Not bad, the real body of Master Tiechang is the face, if we save his face, we will save our humble lives! Hahahaha~~"

[Tiechang] Tilted his head, pointed at Kunikida who was laughing with his arms akimbo, his hand on the saber was ready to move, and asked his reliable commander partner: "Can't we really kill him?"

This is the first time in [Tie Chang]'s life of more than 20 years that he has such a strong killing intent towards a person who has not had any conflicts.

What is the face?What is a beautiful man in a prosperous age?When did his majestic hound's first combat power turn into a face!Is it when he can't hold a knife?Xue Zhongmei will let you see what is called a hundred-meter broadsword!You can also jam the helicopter and use it as a lifting machine!

[Jono] Clutching his forehead with a headache: "Mr. Iron Intestine's body is obviously the stupid hair on his head." After dissing his partner routinely, he ignored the stiff partner next to him, took out the handcuffs and bound Kunikida and himself Copy them together, and say to Mr. [Tiechang], "There are two, please copy the other one too."

He is very concerned about the "every world" that this kid who looks like [Kunikida Doppo] said, he must be brought back to torture him, and Miss [Yezi] will be very happy to have more toys Bar.

With such a plan, the other hand that was not handcuffed was handcuffed with a click. 【Jiao Ye】squinted his eyes, listened to the heartbeat on the left, and listened to the heartbeat on the right. He shouted angrily at the partner in front of him: "I asked you to handcuff him in your own hands, or you can handcuff them both together. I can't move left or right now, and I can't suppress the two of them at all!"

The partner [Tie Chang] was shocked, revealing the original expression. "Yeah, it's really troublesome."

Then he took out the spare handcuffs, handcuffed the two Kunikidas together, and said seriously: "In this way, none of the three of you can touch the other."

Kunikida looked at the two people in front of him, and the three of them formed a circle, he asked [Tiechang] cautiously: "Master Tiechang in this world, you are angry." Very sure tone.

So skillful that even [Tie Chang]'s rough nerves felt strange, he frowned slightly, turned his stiff brain, and asked hesitantly: "We really know each other?"

Kunikida said with certainty: "I don't know. At least this world..." He looked at the wounded [Kunikida], "It's unbelievable that you can fight on both sides. It's just two worlds. Military and police Is the Ranpo Armed Society an enemy?"

"What is the Ranpo armed club? We are an armed detective agency. Although it is indeed a club established with Mr. Ranpo as the core, the name cannot be called indiscriminately. It will affect our business and cause cognitive troubles for old customers." Mentioned Buteisha, [Kunikida] reflexively considered for the club, and refuted it back.

He didn't quite understand the current situation, and lost the fighting spirit to resist, so he asked Kunikida helplessly, "You mean, you are me from another world? Besides, the Butei Club and the military police over there have a good friendship." , Do you also know Suehiro Tieshang over there?"

"It's more than just acquaintances. Master Tiechang is often brought over by Lord Ranpo to serve as foreign aid, and Mr. Jono is also the same. If our armed club is short of manpower, hounds can be regarded as non-staff personnel." Kunikida didn't notice that the three people in front of him were looking at him. The eyes are not right, it may be that he has been tortured too much, he is used to all kinds of strange sights.

He said very seriously: "Please don't say anything about the Armed Detective Agency. Although it used to be this name, after Master Ranpo decided to rule the world, it has been renamed the Armed Detective Agency. We are just the subordinates of Lord Ranpo. I will act as a second or fifth boy and visit other organizations."

The three aborigines present: ...

"Isn't that a completely evil organization?!" X3

"And it's even worse than the people in the Butei Club. Are you guys still acting like two or five boys?! It turns out that Edogawa Ranpo can't stay. I'm inconvenient for Mr. Tiechang now. You should quickly contact other people to take Jiang Togawa Ranpo grabbed—"

Kunikida gave [Jano] a head-butt hard, with tears in his eyes, he looked around furtively to make sure there were no other people and monitoring equipment, he was relieved, and roared angrily: "How dare you Call Ranpo-sama by his name directly, even if it is Mr. Jono from another world, don’t die! If you are heard, even if you from another world plead for mercy, you will die a very miserable death!"

"Besides, Edogawa Ranpo is clearly the name that Ranpo-sama uses to the outside world. His real name is Natsume Ranpo. Don't remember wrongly. Ranpo-sama attaches great importance to the surname Natsume, and Master Tiechang also... ah, Master Tiechang, Mr. Tiaoye, where did you go just now?"

It's really scary to suddenly appear nearby when you obviously didn't see anyone just now.

Kunikida ignored the extremely shaken faces of the three aborigines in front of him, but greeted Tiechang and Jono who were slowly walking towards him: "After arriving, I used Mr. Jono's ability to teleport to a distant place. Now Did you just come back? So you're... gathering information?"

"Obviously." Tiao Ye moved his nose and said with a tsk, "I smelled the smoke of war when I first arrived, and I was so murderous, I thought who appeared as rashly as you, the current situation is of course very fast. It's more important to find a teacher. Am I right? Tiechang."

He put down the hand that was on Tie Chang's shoulder, which was convenient for using the ability, and asked in a friendly and intimate tone that the opposite pair of partners would never have.

The person being questioned was wearing a military uniform, but unlike the person opposite, he was black, and his style looked more heroic and handsome, setting off Tie Chang's fair and clear face without dead spots and pores like a goddess of beauty.

Already frightened by the appearance of two more military policemen who looked very similar to the two monsters who fought him just now, [Kunikida] stopped shaking his head and nodded stiffly, Exclaimed: "It is indeed... the beauty of the prosperous age."

He looked at the already petrified [Iron intestine] and muttered: "Looking at it this way, this military and police gentleman is indeed very beautiful."

Because the way [Tiechang] came out was too domineering, and his combat power was so high that it was scary, [Kunikida] only now noticed that he is very good-looking, and his partner is also very good-looking, so the military and police select people based on their faces ?

Tiechang didn't pay attention to his partner, but walked slowly, his steps were elegant and dignified, obviously he had received special education, he stood in front of [Tiechang], pointed to his face and asked: "How do you take care of yourself?" .”

[Tiechang] His expression cracked.

[Jono] His expression also cracked.As a blind person, he was not as impacted as [Iron Intestine], but he could distinguish the two people opposite from the voice... Perhaps, like Kunikida who suddenly appeared, he was himself in another world...

His mind had stopped, and he was in a state of confusion.

Kunikida had already chatted with the two military police. "Master Xu still has a way. Combining the book can achieve the effect of fixed-point teleportation, and everyone is teleported to yourself in this world."

"But..." Tiaoye said with some hesitation, "Although it was teleported at about the same time, there is no guarantee that the person here is still alive. If he dies, where will our people be teleported to?"

Tie Chang touched his chin and said seriously: "In the coffin? But now cremation is more respected, so stuffed in the urn? Won't you die?"

Kunikida laughed, "Young Master Tiechang really likes to joke, no matter what, he is a person with supernatural powers. You can tell from our side, at most, we have more time than our side..." He turned around and asked stupidly 【Kunikida】, "By the way, how old are you now?"

[Kunikida] said blankly: "22."

Kunikida was even more sure of his thoughts: "Have you heard that, there will be 5 more years, who would be so miserable that they can't even live for 5 years hahaha~~"

Tiechang and Tiaoye accepted this statement, and at the same time, Tiechang rushed out quickly, restraining [Tiechang] at a speed too fast to see clearly, and Tiaoye also caught [Tiechang] at a speed like an afterimage The key at his waist unlocked Kunikida's handcuffs, and let [Iron Gut] take his place.

Now, it is the three aborigines who are handcuffed together in a face-to-face position.Tiechang nodded in satisfaction: "That's right."

Kunikida and Jono nodded their approval in unison, and said in unison: "Well done, Master Tiechang, this is really much more pleasing to the eye."

The three aborigines: ...What's wrong! !Is there something wrong with these three people! ! !