Wenhao refuses to be touched

I dreamed that I was crushed by a group of little piglets, as if I was some delicious pig food, and I was so scared that I woke up in a hot sweat and realized that there are piglets. All belong to my family.

I bought a widened KSIZE bed, and they arranged their own schedule to take turns occupying my left and right sides. This was useless. They could always surround me with their powerful sleeping positions.

Only after taking off those little jiojios on my body did I re-experience the joy of breathing independently.

The moonlight shines in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can see the sparkling water on the sea in the distance, as well as the bombardment of the port.

When will the flames of war in this land subside?With such sorrow.But I can't do anything, because those who started this war are fighting for themselves.

Sighing faintly, I turned around and looked in the direction of the bed, then snapped my fingers in a handsome gesture.

There was no loud snap, only a short-breathed pop.Forget it, it doesn't matter.

The floor-to-ceiling windows opened a crack from the outside, and a blond lady in a dark combat uniform slipped in through the gap and closed the door. It took less than half a second, and not a single blizzard was brought in.

The red-faced young lady asked me in unproficient Japanese: "Is there something wrong with my wife?"

"...wife?"

"Does Master Feiyin have any orders?"

"No, I won't listen... Forget it, I'm not skilled in this business. That's it, do you think there is anything wrong with my children?"

Sharia blinked, and said lightly: "Isn't it better to be so sinister, cunning, black, evil, and full of evil?"

I think this young lady is dissing my younger brother and sister. I really want to hit her, but I can't.Clearing my throat, I couldn't help but start worrying about my child's reputation outside.

"That's right, it seems a little bit...you know."

"Oh." Shalia said, "I gained an average of five catties in six days, fifteen catties with Miss Xie Ye, and seven catties for Master Luanbu..."

"Okay, don't talk about it." I don't want to listen anymore, no wonder I feel like I can't breathe when I sleep recently, like a bag of sandbags piled up on my body. "Is it because of gaining weight in winter? It's not right, each of them has enough exercise."

"Mental exercise is different from physical exercise. The former will only lead to baldness and the latter is prone to rebound. With all due respect, my wife, you are too used to these bastards. You have three meals a day, lunch, snacks and supper, and drinks and snacks to relax your stomach. Eat, three bottles of pure beef and sheep a day, it's easy to get three highs."

Shalia tilted her head, "If you become ugly, you can only deal with it. My wife, what kind of beautiful child do you want? It's not impossible for us to develop this aspect..."

"Okay, Shariah, you can go back."

"Okay, my wife, you can continue to sleep, and leave your chastity to me to protect. If there is a need in that regard, I will be happy to help. You are satisfied with the technical package."

One of the few women who mimics, Sharia, whose force value is only lower than that of Gide, saluted, and slipped out of the floor-to-ceiling windows as silently as before, without seeing anyone.

I sighed for a moment that the enthusiastic French people really can't stand it, and they have a set of sassy words.It feels like mimic is not my security force, but the harem.It's still the kind of self-owned property, so many properties and funds under their names are all allocated by me.

Stop, stop, I can't think like that.That is the hard-earned money they have earned through years of hard work as mercenaries.Natsume sound, hold on, you are not the Ayatsuji who is so content to seize the property of his subordinates and despise their waste!

With a headache, I put on my robe, greeted a few times in the dark corridor, and walked all the way to Akiko's room after getting a response.

Akiko's room is sandwiched between Hongye and Ayatsuji. Due to the current conditions, there is no furniture in it. I scraped together and moved some from other rooms to build a small boudoir that is barely qualified.

The door was not locked. I pushed it open and walked lightly. As soon as I stepped in, I heard uninterrupted raving and suppressed sobbing from the central bed.Pulling back the veil, only the little girl's two feet were exposed outside the quilt, and a small ball bulged under the quilt.

"It's not good to sleep like this."

Slowly lifted the quilt, revealing her red face full of tears.

There was no trace of sleepiness in her eyes, she blinked her wet eyes and looked at me quietly.I took a few wipes from the cardboard box next to the bed, handed it to her to wipe her tears, and gave her some eye drops by the way.

Sometimes there is no need for unnecessary actions, but the self-righteous gentleness will make the small animal with its tentacles shrink back into its shell in fright.I am not very clear about what happened to her, and I will not take the initiative to ask. All I can do is to give her a rich and safe habitat.

She is a brave and sensible little girl who will come out of trouble on her own.What is missing is not a hand to hold her, but Xiao Yu's silent protection.

I caressed her face with a little flesh, Q and Q, "Well... raising children is indeed a profound knowledge. Let's change the tonic soup from tomorrow to two meals a day."

I couldn't help pinching the little meaty claws under the quilt and the little fat on her stomach. "Actually, there is no need to specially reduce the full amount..." After all, it feels good.

"It's a perverted smile, sister." The hoarse nasal voice was still smiling.

I snorted, "Don't sleep at night and don't catch up on sleep during the day, Akiko-chan, you won't grow tall like this, and it's not good for your skin."

"No, my superpower..."

"No matter how good the ability is, it cannot be abused. What if it is not used one day. Ayatsuji said that many countries are now researching equipment to suppress the ability." I don't know what Akiko's ability is. Ranbu said it is very practical, it is a miracle.

"Really, there are geniuses and mediocrities among ordinary people, and there are strong and weak among capable people. Giving equal opportunities is beneficial to the development of the world."

For example, the ability of the flower bag to control the electronic equipment in sight, although it is confusing that it needs to be activated under a quilt, but if this ability is recruited by the official, it will play a very powerful role.

"Sister, you are obviously an ordinary person, but you support people with abilities." Akiko asked me like this.

I shook my head. "It doesn't matter if you have abilities, ordinary people, talents, or acquired capital. As long as they are not used to commit crimes and disrupt public order, I can accept anyone who can contribute to society."

Akiko stopped crying, she sniffed her nose. "I have a cold."

"I'll go find some medicine for you." I hurried to stand up, but before I got up, I was pulled, and I fell on the bed with a heavy weight on my chest.

Can you understand that feeling?Akiko lay on my stomach, and then entangled me like an octopus, with the weight of her whole body on me.

"Get down, get down..." I can't breathe, I'm about to be crushed, don't you have any idea about your current weight?

"No, they can do spicy chicken Dazai, and Akiko-chan will do the same."

"That, that can't be suppressed by the whole body." It's flat, it's going to be flat, don't use it as a pillow, and don't use your sister's belly as a handbag.

"Huh~"

"Don't pretend, you're not sleepy at all."

"If you're sleepy, I'll go to sleep now." Akiko perfunctory me with a good tone, pulled the quilt over my body, quickly closed her eyes, and within two seconds, she heard her even and steady breathing.

Me who was used as a mattress: ... QAQ is so heavy, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die.

The next day, when I was holding my old waist tremblingly and being helped out of the bedroom by the energetic Akiko, I received strange looks from the children and Mr. Gide.

"Has this day finally come?" Ayatsuji said with a little distaste, "Sister, I already have a master, please don't be so beastly and do weird things to me one day."

"Isn't it okay to be a concubine? Is the concubine not beautiful enough? My sister is too cruel..." It was Hongye who sat on the ground in frustration and felt sorry for herself.

"So that's how it is..." Dazai muttered to himself with the gray background.

Don't care what other people have to do, I pushed Akiko away and put my hands on Dazai's shoulders, shaking, and growled: "Wake up, Zaizai, stop, stop, no matter what your plans are, sister can't do it!"

"But my sister prefers girls..." Dazai cried, "Zaizai will ask Odasaku to book a flight ticket to Thailand now, wear a small skirt, grow long hair, take a bath with milk, and dress up beautifully. Wait for me..."

I:……! ! !

"Okay, if you continue to make trouble with my sister, you will really die in place." Tosi said while holding the bread in both hands, "There are pros and cons in everything. If you get something, you have to pay, but I am still young. We will help you suppress Luanbu, and my sister can use him to improve her skills."

He walked around looking left and right, pointing at himself with a dull face. "What? Me? No, my sister is my mother, but if you really have to go to that step, you will cooperate..."

I felt like I was literally suffocating.Turning his head to Zhong Ye, he said, "Zhong Ye Sauce, use gravity to float them into the air, and then gather the things they hid in the living room."

Nakaya immediately understood that the little boys running around cannot escape the claws of gravity. Half an hour later, in the hall downstairs, I sat on the sofa in the middle and hugged Dazai tightly to prevent him from bumping into Nakaya. I watched indifferently. Rows of siblings floating in the air like bubbles in front of me.

Oh, Akiko is in it too.

"Jingzijiang, my sister is so disappointed in you, what did they promise to let you help the tyrant." I fired at Jingzi first, thinking that my sister is really stupid?No, I just played your show as a mattress tool guy all night.

"But my sister has indeed been recruited." Akiko sat in the air, playing with the straps on the front of her nightgown boredly, "They said that if I help, they will castrate Dr. Mori for me. I have been waiting for this day for too long .”

I heard a series of panting sounds, the group of mimics behind me were sweating profusely and clamped their legs, and even Mr. Gide quietly tightened his long coat.

I understand that men can't hear this kind of word, why Sharia and the other women are also frightened.

I rubbed my forehead, isn't there a normal child in our family?No, the boarding school still has an iron intestine... Forget it, he has hundreds of meters of swords.

I saw a large pile of snacks, desserts and various carbonated drinks that almost reached the ceiling in the center of the living room. Looking up at this mountain, I finally understood why these children gained weight.

It must not be my problem, they did it themselves.

"All right, confiscate them all." I gave the order coldly amidst the wailing, "Afternoon tea and snacks will be canceled in the future, and meals strictly in accordance with nutrition science will be served. Mr. Gide, please be careful. No more than two bottles of drinks and two packs of snacks per person per day, whoever violates the regulations will..."

I glanced around and looked at Mr. Gide for help.

M. Gide cleared his throat. "For those who are mentally trained, come with us for a day of special training, and for those who are fighting, do ten sets of five-three."

"What—I don't want it, I've done enough!" Zhong Ye, who had the lowest literary literacy in the family, was the first to howl.

I suppressed Zhongye's protest, "Don't think I don't know that they cover you when you are racing fast as a price, and let you help the evildoers."

I can't keep an eye on everyone every day, and Mr. Gide told me that Zhongya often slipped out to race cars. He bought an adult motorcycle with his pocket money, and used gravity to speed on the outer walls and railings of the building on the water surface. Wait, anyway, wherever the danger is, where to drill.

Originally, I wanted to find some time to have a good chat with Zhong Ye, so I might as well settle the matter together today.

I walked over and pinched their faces one by one. They were so fleshy that they were more than baby fat. Even Ayatsuji, who looked the most shapely and slender, still had a small belly hidden.

"Ayatsuji-chan, if you get fat, Xiaoxu will empathize with you." KO one.

"Ranbu Jiang, you are going to become a world-famous detective, when the reporter's interview camera will fill your entire face, tsk tsk tsk..." KO is the second.

"Zhongye sauce, abuse of gravity will not grow taller."

"If you get fat, you won't be able to wear many beautiful clothes. I don't want to go out with you three little ones in my arms. People think I'm carrying three little pigs."

All KOs.

With my hands behind my waist, I took a bottle of Erwotou handed over by Mr. Gide, drank half of the bottle, and wept at a 45-degree angle against the heat. "My sister is all thinking about the overall appearance of our family."

M. Gide stepped forward. "Salia told me that it's not impossible for mimics to develop that line if necessary, the pretty kid uses a little bit of tricks..."

"Mr. Gide, if you continue talking, you will never see Oda Tsukuru again."

All right, the room is silent.I turned around contentedly, clutching my old waist and swaying towards the door like a duck. "Okay, someone will take me to Chinatown. I'm going to do some health care."