Wenhao refuses to be touched

Dazai was sleeping, and Chuya and I trapped him in the middle, wrapping our arms and legs around him.

When eating, do not keep your eyes open.Even the housework is done casually, so that he can not disappear from my sight.

During these days when Oda was recuperating at my house, I had to stand at the door and wait for Dazai to go to the bathroom.Stared at by Oda's strange gaze, Momiji and Nakaya also looked at me with resentment, only Dazai was the most helpful, hugging my thigh and making faces at them.

"Sister, I want to take a bath with you today." Hongye said softly while standing in front of me with her clothes in her arms.

Zhong also was forcibly pulled up by her, with a shower cap on his head, he had a question mark on his face, he didn't understand why he would be counted.

"I'll cover Chuya's eyes, he wants to take a bath with us too."

"Huh?" Chuya's face instantly flushed red.

Dazai nestled in my arms and ate a sliced ​​pear. In the other hand, he was holding a piece of bamboo with spicy curry tied with string, dangling in front of Odasaku's eyes.

While doing such an excessive thing to Oda who can't eat spicy food, his mouth is not idle. "It's useless, my sister loves me the most."

I felt a little guilty, because Ayatsuji's words kept replaying in my mind, so I paid too much attention to Dazai, which made Momiji and Chuya feel uneasy. I had no choice but to look at Ayatsuji for help.

Ayatsuji sat on the sofa and looked at the book in his hand seriously. It was a professional book on genetics just published in the United States. Anyway, I was confused by the dense English on it after I glanced at it.

He was reading an obscure book and taking notes thoughtfully from time to time. After noticing my gaze, he looked up at me with some nerve-wracking eyes.

"How should I put it, because the reaction is exactly the same as expected, but the fun of observation has been lost."

"...Observation? Is it possible that you lied to me before?" I said to be careful of Dazai's mess, but I really did not let him leave my sight for 24 hours, and even woke up several times in the middle of the night to take a look. People are still there.

Momiji stared at Ayatsuji fiercely, as if she had made up her mind or something. "It's okay to bully us in normal times, but it's not okay to bully my sister, long~brother~my lord~"

"Wait Hongyejiang, don't be impulsive! Hey, why is Chuya-chan also angry! Zaizai, come and stop them, this trick will really cool Ayatsuji-chan!"

Whether it's the golden Yaksha with a knife emerging from behind Momiji, or Nakaya's body covered in red light, and the floor under his feet is sunken half a foot, these are situations that I can't handle at all, but Dazai is still gloating and clapping his hands Cheer up.

"Beat him and beat him, tell him to call me short every day because of my height, and say that Zai Zai is an unweaned follower."

"It's more than that, my sister doesn't know, our dear eldest brother is calling people, using my sister's information to force me to tidy his room, and even in a fool, he also squeezed his shoulders and beat his back, and even called me when he was hungry at night." Get up and cook noodles for him. Even the housework list that we have made is ordered to help him finish it. He reads books all day long and doesn’t know what to do secretly in the room at night. Weird sound..."

I listened to Momiji slowly revealing the private things about Ayatsuji that I didn't know, and I looked at Ayatsuji with complicated emotions.

"Strange sound?"

"Please don't think of strange places."

"No, Ayatsuji-chan is also at this age after all."

"Your reference book "Guide to the Education of Adolescent Children" is very unreliable. I will burn it."

"So it really is... because my sister is a girl, but boys at that age still have..."

"Stop!" Oda Saku interrupted the conversation between me and Ayatsuji. He raised his right hand and said weakly, "Can you leave me alone in your family conflicts? The golden Yasha's knife is less than five centimeters away from me. Yuchuya, I'm an injured person, don't float the sofa, the feeling of weightlessness is uncomfortable."

Then I remembered that there was another patient at home, Nakaya retracted the gravity, and with a bang, Oda Tsukuru fell to the floor with the sofa. He may have predicted that he would fall, and it seemed to me that he was dodging left and right and jumping up and down. , It was the embarrassment that allowed me to stay safely on the sofa at the end.

Fifteen minutes later, Dr. Mori was called home by my phone. While re-medicating Oda, he said, "I almost caused a second degree trauma. The degree of recovery is not right. You must be secretly eating spicy food."

I turned my skeptical gaze from Odasaku to Dazai.Dazai put his guilty hands behind his back, slipped behind Ayatsuji, and squeezed his shoulders fawningly.

"Brother Ayatsuji, we agreed before that I will be a tool to attract my sister's attention and Momiji Chuya's hatred. You and Oda Sakuma Mimi are doing bad things together, so you can't abandon me at this time."

Ayatsuji's eyes widened, and the glasses on the tip of his nose fell off.I sent off the kind doctor Sen with a smile, and slammed the door shut.

When I returned to the living room, as I thought, Chuya and Momiji had already trapped Ayatsuji and Odasaku together, not only using gravity to 'glue' the two of them to the wall, but the golden Yasha's knife rested on Ayatsuji Even Dazai was trapped in the narrow space by the overturned microwave oven.

"Good job." I patted Hongye and Chuya's heads, "Sure enough, only the three of us belong to one country in this family."

Now even Oda Saku has learned to play tricks in front of me, and the only thing I can rely on is Momiji and Nakaya.

Throw away everything else, I just want my brothers and sisters who are on the same front as me.I must have lost my mind in the past, smart kids are not cute at all Q皮Q

"I blocked Dazai's stinky mouth with a pear, so my sister doesn't have to listen to his nonsense." Zhongya asked me for credit with an excited face, and after receiving another compliment from me, he raised the corner of his mouth and looked at Hongye tacitly. .

... ok.It is right for these two children to join together to keep warm, otherwise, one of them will only be played around.

Ayatsuji didn't accept his fate at such a time, he stared at Dazai, who was huddled in the microwave oven, his hands and feet were inconvenient, and his face was disheveled. "traitor."

Odasaku nodded: "Trust no one but Dazai." He glanced at me evasively, and said calmly, "I am following the orders of Ayatsuji-kun, and he took me to eat the best spicy curry in the local area. as a reward."

I looked at Ayatsuji, who had been betrayed twice in a row, with a dazed expression, and gritted his teeth and muttered: "I knew that anyone who can get along with Dazai is not a cheap lamp."

"Yyatsuji-chan~~" I smiled and waved at him, satisfied to see Ayatsuji's sweaty face pretending to be calm, "Hey~ tell me what's going on."

He actually used Dazai to attract the attention of the three of us, as expected of a smart person haha~

"Think about it before answering~ If you are not satisfied, my sister doesn't mind..." I waved my right hand and made a spanking gesture.

Only Dazai in this family has received this kind of treatment. Considering that Ayatsuji is the oldest, I never thought of treating him like this, but sometimes it is necessary to use some extreme measures.

"Don't worry ~ sister won't take off your pants, let's go to the room, the elder brother won't lose face in front of his younger siblings."

I admired the humiliation of Ayatsuji, not only did not feel distressed, but also had a different sense of accomplishment of winning.At this time, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and I ruthlessly took out his phone under his begging eyes, and the first message I opened was a message from Luanbu.

【Ayatsuji, the target has been successfully captured, so Odasaku can go back. 】

A strong smell of the script gave me a headache, and Ganqing Odasaku is also a tool person.Although I don't know what they are doing behind my back, I don't even know what they are doing, but I know I was fooled, and it is very thorough!

"Is there anything to quibble about now?" I showed Ayatsuji the phone screen, he bit his lip for a while, and lowered his head in frustration.

"I surrender."

"very good!"

After getting the answer I wanted, I gave one to Hongye and Nakaya, who were still a little confused, and sat on the floor with the two little angels in my arms, not planning to put them all down.

Do they match?

I don't think so.

Not only unworthy, I decided to leave them hanging until dinner time!

Finally, I know the ins and outs and results of the matter.

"That is to say, you found a French superhuman in the letter from Odasaku to my readers. After investigation and analysis, you used Odasaku to lure him to Japan, trying to trick him into becoming an employee of the detective agency. ?”

"It's not fooling around, we are saving a lost warrior." Oda Saku said, "Well, this is the reason why Ayatsuji and Ranpo persuaded me to participate in the plan."

"Enough, how many times are you going to betray me?" Ayatsuji stared at him viciously, breathing coldly, "What did that little bastard Dazai bribe you for?"

Odasaku glanced at Dazai who was about to fall asleep with his eyelids raised in the microwave oven, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "He didn't bribe me, Dazai is still a child, so I can't bear you bullying children."

For a moment, I felt that Ayatsuji was about to faint from anger. He retched from time to time, as if he had just finished a bowl of natto, which he hated the most.

He sighed deeply, and said to me: "Mr. Ranpo and Mr. Fukuzawa want to build an armed detective agency with Ranpo's reasoning ability as the core, so enough force is necessary. Domestic people with supernatural abilities are hidden very well." Shen, I checked a few known names and it was not satisfactory, just a person with suspected supernatural powers appeared, and the other party was a fan of my sister, so I just went along..."

He paused. "He is the scapegoat launched by Europe to shirk responsibility for the war after the supernatural war. Like a ghost, he can't find his own destination. After my sister's second novel was hyped by the country that launched the war as the key to clearing up the crime, The subordinates who were exiled with him as traitors have been rehabilitated and returned to their hometown one after another, but he is still wandering around because he can't find the answer in his heart."

"So you're after him?"

"What can be deduced in the letter is this result. Ranpo and I can't rest assured. After designing and seeing him from a distance, we tested that his supernatural ability is exactly similar to Oda Zuku's, so we conspired with Oda Zuku to lure him. Make a move, and then use this as a reason to arrest and finally persuade him to join."

Later, of course, Ranpo and Ayatsuji's scheme succeeded, and the former French military officer named André Gide officially became an official employee of the armed detective agency No. 2 with different abilities.

"By the way, there is a surprise this time. Mr. Fukuzawa is also a person with a supernatural ability. The name of his ability is 'Superior People Don't Create'. It can help people he recognizes control and adjust their own power. It is a very powerful support. capable."

I listened to him quietly, looked at the dejected little head of Ayatsuji, whose hair was pulled down, walked over and touched his head, and said sympathetically: "This is the first time I lost to Chaos!" Step sauce?"

Ayatsuji said sullenly: "He's too cunning. He used his sister as a game before, but I can accept the loss without being alone. This time, he even played Xiao Xu as a game, forcing me to help him."

"Do you want revenge then?"

Ayatsuji raised his head abruptly, his eyes shining brightly. "What does sister want to do?"

"How to do it?" I hummed and laughed, "They even learned to use my sister's love for their family to fool me around. Those who play with people's hearts will eventually be played with."

That night, Luanbu was locked outside the door and cried for half the night. Although the neighbor came to the door to complain politely the next day, I did not regret it.

By the way, both Odasaku and Ayatsuji hung on the wall overnight, and Dazai was moved by me to the coffee table, which happened to be at the same level as Ayatsuji's field of vision. These two people who hated each other stared blankly like that. long time.

"Physical punishment is not very good, so let's do it in the future."

The next day, looking at the four people kneeling in front of me and feeling wronged, I realized a new way of disciplining my younger brother.

Maybe I can publish a corresponding educational book in the future.