Wenhao refuses to be touched

If you think about it, you have to do it now!I began to think about what gift I should use to let Mr. Fukuzawa teach me how to correct the concept of chaotic steps. This matter will become my most concerned item in the near future.

Before he could figure out why, Dazai was hungry, and Ranbu was waiting for food. Thinking that it was time for lunch, I made a stew with the ingredients in the refrigerator and cooked a pot of rice.

Ranpo ate two bowls of rice, and Dazai also ate two bowls. I looked at this and that, and waved to them.

"You two come here..." I took out the ruler and the weighing scale that came with the new house from the drawer, and measured their height and weight one after another.

“乱步酱是158，长高了3厘米,体重33公斤，还是得好好养养才行。宰宰是120，高了1厘米,体重……19公斤？？？”

Dazai is ten years old. Normally, the average height of a boy at this age is about 1.4 meters, and his weight should reach 27 or 28 kilograms!

"It's no wonder that Zazai doesn't have any weight on my head. Doesn't this mean he's going to run away when the wind blows?!"

"Then blow Dazai to Hokkaido, let's blow it to Europe to harm foreigners."

"Ranbujiang, you can't gloat. Ah, you should have bought a weighing scale before. I didn't know your original weight. I just measured your height... It's decided, and I will measure it every month in the future."

I pulled them to the diamond-shaped wooden shelf used to divide the living room and dining room, and drew their height lines with a pencil, marking them with numbers and weights.

"This is more intuitive! In the future, you have to eat more and grow taller and stronger, so that you will be popular with girls."

Dazai yelled with a bored face: "It's enough for Zazai to be popular with his sister, and he doesn't need other girls to like him."

"My sister is not a real woman."

"Ranbujiang ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." before, is it just a matter of saying I'm not a woman?" !I put my hands on his shoulders and shook them slightly, "You can't say that outside."

Luanbu laughed and let me shake, as if he took this as a game. "I won't tell it, this is our family's top secret, right~"

After playing with my brothers, I came out after washing the dishes, and the two lay on the sofa, eating snacks and drinking soda while watching TV.

"It's not good to eat snacks on the stomach just after eating..." I was a little confused. The fabric sofa is very comfortable, and I also like to lie on it and watch TV. Maybe I learned it from me.

It is rare for Ranpo and Dazai to have the same caliber. "Eat more and exercise less to gain weight."

Well...that makes sense, and I don't even know how to refute it.But how do you feel, there is something wrong.

Forget it, let's go to the bookstore to buy some parenting books another day. I really don't know how to raise children correctly, and I can't say enough about these two mouths.

"Speaking of which, where did Sanmao go?"

Mistake, I came back from the outside until now, and I realized that Sanmao was nowhere to be seen. "Sure enough, no matter how smart Sanmao is, he's still just a cat. It's unreliable to ask him to be a housekeeper."

It seems that asking a cat to look after the house is not reliable... right?

"I ran out when we came back." Dazai said, "San Mao is a bad cat, and Zai Zai is not allowed to touch it. It hates Zai Zai, and Zai Zai will hate it too. Throw it away."

Dissenting opinion. "It doesn't shed much, and it's very well-behaved and easy to raise. As long as you don't touch it, Dazai. Don't worry, it will come back to sleep at night."

"Then prepare water and food. Is it canned cat food...it's a bit expensive." Canned cat food is really expensive, and currently only imported ones can be bought.Food in Yokohama is a little short, and you don't see this kind of canned pet food in general supermarkets.

Food and medicine are in short supply. When I went to the pharmacy to buy bandages and regular medicines, the clerk told me the same thing.

"Hey...how long are those mafias going to make trouble? The city police just need to work harder."

Ranpo said: "It should be chaotic for several years. Even if the police want to control it, they can't control it. The Japanese government in Yokohama does not have complete autonomy, and it has been dispersed."

I also know this. There are too many voices in this city, and foreign forces can also decentralize power. It is also a hotbed of gray areas.It's just that it's really gone too far recently.

"Yesterday, it was also said in the news that there was a firefight in the street near us. One family was caught by stray bullets, and all four members of the family disappeared." The police are very good at this kind of thing.

"It seems that our family needs strong bodyguards." Dazai folded his hands with a serious face, imitating Ranbu and squinting his eyes.

This young man is so cute, I couldn't help but give him a few sips on his face, and another few sips to Luanbu, sucking two beautiful kittens, I immediately felt that I was a winner in life.

Eh... It seems that before eating, what else do I want to do?I can't remember, forget it, it's important to suck my brother.

The three of us huddled together on the sofa and took a short nap. The sound of the doorbell woke me up. I opened the door and saw Odasaku who I met yesterday was wearing a serious black suit, standing upright with a Briefcase, looking at me blankly.

"Uh...what's the matter, Odasaku?"

"...It's Oda. I'm here to accept the manuscript today. Is Teacher Feiyin's new manuscript finished?"

It is speechless, silent.For a long time, there was no sound.

"New, what's new?"

"A manuscript for a new work."

No, brother, where can I conjure up new manuscripts for you? !

"Mr. Takeuchi said that you finished "Life and Death" in only one day, and it is still in two languages. Now that "Life and Death" has been published, I understand that you have moved to a new house in the past few days. Mr. Takeuchi is sorry to disturb you... ..."

"So, can I interrupt now?"

"Yes, please give me the new manuscript before 7 o'clock tonight, take it back and have a boring meeting, listen to a bunch of nonsense, and I can get off work at 8 o'clock to take a part-time job. Speaking of which, it is agreed before going to work It was 8:6 a.m. and [-]:[-] p.m., with a break of one and a half hours in between. In fact, overtime work abounds all night, and I was pulled over for training just after lunch. The content of the training was..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it." I covered my forehead with a headache, and was frightened by this, all the sleepy bugs ran away, and I was fully awake. "Wait, Odasaku, what did you just say you want to do after get off work... Part-time job?" It can't be the one I thought, right?

"Well, I received a new mission to assassinate an official..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it." I hurriedly stopped him, Oda Saku still looked confused, my nerves were so slow that I was tired, I pulled him into the house and carefully waited and watched behind the door, afraid of him The words were heard by the neighbors.

If it is heard, how can I live in this new house.Odasaku, as a killer, please be a little colder, don't say anything, even complaints, I have experienced a short career as a social animal, but I know the twists and turns of official Japanese members too well.

That's working with your life, and making money with your life!After get off work, there are endless social activities. Don't even think about going home until two o'clock in the morning, and you have to go to work on time the next day with a hangover.

Just thinking about it makes me feel like my hairline is in danger.

Dazai and Ranpo woke up, rubbed their eyes in a daze and sat up, saw that it was Odasaku and lay back down again.Dazai said lazily to Odasaku with a small voice, "Uncle Odasaku, get a bottle of Yakult for Zazai."

"Master Ranpo wants wave soda, grape flavor."

Oda Saku didn't respond, pointing to the two of them and said to me: "Do you need to help you correct your flabby bones?"

I don't think so. "They are still children, please forgive me."

"A child is such a creature..." Odasaku looked back with a look of unbearable look, looking at my two younger brothers, as if he was looking at some dangerous creature. "Thanks to the two of them, I hate brats very much now!"

This means that you used to like children quite a lot?

I thought so casually.I hate ordinary kids too, but Ranpo is different from Dazai, they are cute, very cute.

I brought manuscript paper, pen and ink from upstairs, sat in front of the dining room and began to brew ideas. After 1 minute, I looked up indifferently at Odasaku whose head was almost on the tip of my nose.

"Please stay one meter away from me, no, ten meters away." How can I write like this, even I can smell the lemon-scented shampoo you used last night.

Seeing that Odasaku obediently stayed ten meters away from me, no more than one foot, no less than one foot, sitting cross-legged on the floor and staring at me quietly.It was like being stared at by a prostrate lion, with hair standing on its head.

I:……

Forget it, so be it.What else can I do about a sideline editor who is on the job urgently, and a regular killer.The most important thing right now is my new novel.

Oops... totally uninspired... TAT

How the hell did I knock out a novella in one day!I can't think of a word and can't write it down. Can I really become a writer?

Are you unemployed now? ! !

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I was so anxious that my forehead was sweating, and when my hair was about to be pulled off, I raised my mouth randomly: "Sister, you can think about Dazai, a suicidal protagonist should attract attention." He raised the corners of his lips, "Sister wrote If it comes out, it will be recognized by many people, and the group of mafia who make trouble all day will commit suicide after watching it, and Yokohama will be able to settle down."

No, write according to Ranpo's proposal. I don't know if the mafia commit suicide or not. Ordinary people commit suicide... Wait, don't be influenced by Ranpo's mindless blow. the behavior of others.

Taking a deep breath, the restless thoughts in his mind were swept away.

I picked up the pen and prepared to name it casually. Maybe with the title of the book, there will be inspiration for a new book.With such a naive idea, I really feel that the writing is much smoother.

I wrote the new title on the manuscript in Chinese characters.

——"Peace on the Tip of a Knife"