Healing Moon Call

Hell, this is the first place that people will fall into after death. The dead who come here need to go through the judgment of the ten kings to decide where to go according to their crimes in life. Those who have no sin will go to heaven. Of course, this kind of People belong to the minority, otherwise, how could the hell be overcrowded, and the execution grounds of each hell would have to be expanded.

"Actually, Osamu Dazai, Abi Hell is very suitable for you. Would you like to experience it?" Ghost Lantern, the ghost god among ghosts and gods, the first assistant officer of hell, said slowly in a low and gloomy tone.

"I'm a good law-abiding citizen. I lived to the end of my life in good health and a happy life, and I'm a great hero who has dedicated his whole life to the country." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"It is true in this life, otherwise the sins on your body are so serious that you can fall into Avii Hell without any judgment." Holding the automatic pen of snapdragon grass, Ghost Lamp quickly wrote on the official document on the backing board. "But I have one more thing for you."

what?

"With the development of society, the status of the relationship between men and women has gradually become equal. Now more and more female dead are entering the Hell of Zhonghe, but [-]% of the Hell of Hell are female jailers, and the remaining men are either vicious or nothing. Use a softie." Ghost Lantern's eyes are as sharp as a poisonous black mamba.

"You, Dazai-kun, are full of lies, slick, smooth-talking, and like a cold-blooded creature with no feelings. The sinister little boy is exactly the talent that the Hell of Hell lacks!"

Osamu Dazai who was sprayed with venom was full of pain and shook his face and refused: "I don't feel happy at all being praised by Mr. Ghost Lamp like this! So I refuse! Although I am naturally beautiful, I am still a good man!"

"Tch, are you so decisive? I thought you would hesitate a little bit because there are so many beautiful ladies in Zhonghe Hell." Ghost Lamp had a sullen face, rather displeased with Dazai Osamu's decisiveness.

"Why do you think there is no need to compare the weight of the beautiful lady and the teacher? Why does Mr. Ghost Lantern think that I will hesitate?" Osamu Dazai looked at the evil ghost in front of him, "And you knew that I would not agree Bar?"

"If you hesitate, I can say in front of Ms. Yansheng, 'Your student seems to have some hesitation about transferring to Zhonghe Hell'——in this way, Ms. Yansheng will take the initiative to consider for you, and then there will be There is a great possibility that you will come from Naraku Branch, which was specially established for Abi Hell, to the less manned Hell, which is more suitable for you." Ghost Lamp spoke out his purpose without any pause.

"Evil ghost!"

"Yes, I am a demon, and this is hell."

As Ghost Lamp spoke, he lifted the mace that had been stuck in the ground at his feet just now. Just when Osamu Dazai felt that this guy was finally ready to persuade with force, he saw Ghost Lamp resisting the mace very smoothly and naturally. On his shoulders, although his face is still expressionless, it can be seen with the naked eye that his attitude is completely different from that of Dazai Osamu.

"Miss Yansheng, good day, have you adapted to life in hell?"

"Good day, Mr. Ghost Lantern, thanks to you, we have fully adapted to this place. The fried snapdragon grass you recommended last time is delicious." The atmosphere is distracting.

Osamu Dazai hurriedly hid behind the woman, grabbed her hand hanging in the sleeve, and immediately felt full of security. The teacher is his harbor for Dazai Osamu, and he is not afraid of any storms.

Ji Yansheng couldn't help but hold Dazai Osamu's hand. He didn't even know how old he was. Although he was young in hell, he is already a grandfather in this world, and he still likes to stay with his teacher so childishly.

Especially after her death, Osamu Dazai, who was younger than her, faced a second parting with his teacher. The first time was in the Tsukimori world, and the second time was in the source world. Tears are always so helpless and flustered, but they will worry about her discomfort and try their best to hold back crying and laughing and saying "only goodbye is life".

He is a good boy like a god.

"Mr. Ghost Lantern, don't scare my Azhi." She said helplessly.

"Where is that, your family is not a fuel-efficient lamp." Ghost Deng said mercilessly. He hates a guy like Osamu Dazai who is always beating around the bush and making many twists and turns. He obviously likes Yansheng who is gentle and gentle. He is a natural person like Oda Sakunosuke, but he himself is the complete opposite.

Maybe it is because of your own insufficiency that you yearn for someone who has qualities that he doesn't have?

Ghost Lamp is a good man who is tolerant towards children, women and animals, so he didn't say anything more on this topic: "Did Miss Yansheng just come from Hell?"

"Yes, my clothes are prepared by Axiang for me, look." Ji Yansheng raised his sleeves, and the faint pattern of white snakes floating on them came into view vividly, "And the belt is a monster snake belt."

"..." The ghost lamp was silent, it was indeed the clothes that Ah Xiang would like.

Dazai Osamu met the protruding snake belt, he grabbed the head of the pure white snake belt that looked like a fine and exquisite belt and stuffed it back blankly.

"Bai Wugou... quite suitable for the deceased's clothing." Ghost Deng looked at Ji Yansheng in this attire with approval, and began to popularize science in his calm tone.

"In Japan, planting flowers is also the same. At the funeral, the deceased will wear white clothes, which contains the meaning of praying that the soul will not be lost and wandering. White is originally the color of condolences. In the same way, the white dress worn by the bride is with ' Due to the prayer of "Don't come out and come back", the definition of Bai Wugou's "pure and flawless" by people in the world today is an excerpt from the definition of white in Western weddings."

"In addition, the white cotton hat '角隠し' that Bai Wugou wears is because people in ancient times were afraid that women would turn into evil spirits and grow horns because of jealousy, so they covered it with white cotton hats to pray for evil spirits and avoid evil."

"Ah? That can be understood as: the water poured out by a married daughter, a married woman is born to her husband, and dies to her husband's ghost, even jealousy is not allowed?" Ji Yansheng raised a hand slightly Resting his chin, "It's really cruel, in ancient times."

"No matter which country it is, it is the same in the ignorant period of underdeveloped technology." Ghost Lantern nodded, "So is it really okay to use this white body as your 'work clothes'?"

"Well, it's a little inappropriate, right? But there's no way to refuse Axiang." Ji Yansheng said distressedly, "Axiang became enthusiastic, and I couldn't bear to pour cold water on her. She changed many sets of clothes, and the more she changed, the more gorgeous she became. I saw the oiran pretending, so I found an excuse to come out to get some air."

"After all, Ms. Yansheng is a great beauty. It's like every time the director of Zhonghe Hell, Hell Taifu, comes to Yan Mo Hall to hand in the summary report every year, she will wear the clothes prepared by Axiang every year, and she will make a very gorgeous appearance." Ghost Lantern can understand.

"beauty."

"beauty."

Feeling that the corners of her sleeves on both sides sank slightly, Ji Yansheng lowered her head and saw the pair of twins Zashiki-douji with black hair and white hair, with gentle eyes, she rubbed the Zashiki-douji over there with her free hand .

"First son, second son, today is also very cute."

Erko, who was not touched on the head, stared blankly like a doll at Dazai, who was the culprit who was holding her big sister's hand and didn't let go, which caused her not to be touched by the beautiful and gentle big sister, and made a displeased expression. Voice: "Tch."

"Heh." Osamu Dazai showed a mocking smile, did you see that the teacher didn't let go of his hand to touch the fake loli's head, which shows his status in the teacher's heart!

"If you just came out to breathe, why did you run so far? This place is already screaming hell." Ghost Lantern asked.

"When you come out to breathe

When I met a jailer, he had a job to hand over to Mr. Ghost Lamp, but he didn't know where Mr. Ghost Lamp was patrolling. I looked around and thought I could solve it, so I came over to solve it. "Ji Yansheng said as he took out the completed official document and handed it to Gui Deng, "Mr. Gui Deng, let's have a look again. "

Gui Deng took the official document and flipped through it, his brows and eyes widened, "I've helped you a lot, Miss Yansheng, keeping you in hell is one of the wisest decisions I've ever made."

"It's good if I can help you. Didn't Mr. Ghost Lantern also set up Naraku Branch just for us?" Ji Yansheng smiled.

Ghost Lantern: "Ah, because Mr. Yuanyi's eyes are really irresistible to me. I feel sincere admiration and appreciation for your dedication to Oniwu Tsuji. Tranquil and refreshing."

Ji Yansheng: "Thank you so much for the compliment. I also think that Yuan Yiwu's sword is very beautiful, especially with the background of the flesh and blood flowers of Gui Wu Tsuji and the wonderful wailing, it is quite a beautiful scene of hell. If possible, I also hope that more people can appreciate this scene."

Ghost Lantern: "I believe there will be others who will appreciate it, but the environment in Abi Hell is really bad, and there is no way for jailers without certain strength to set foot there. The dead will not die, but the ghosts born in hell are indeed You will die, but you have to cherish it."

Ji Yansheng: "It's a pity, there are only those who have died serving their sentences who have no intention of appreciating the breath of the sun, which makes me very sad."

Dazai Osamu's eyes are dead, this is the conversation between the devils in hell, and you are really a social expert, you can communicate with such a guy without any obstacles, but from a certain point of view, you are also very good Terrible.

Ghost Lantern took out his pocket watch and looked at the time: "It's almost time, I'm going back."

"Stop patrolling?" Ji Yansheng tilted his head.

"Ah, Yan Mo Hall definitely needs someone from me to 'supervise', and this official document must have been sent to me by that idiot." Gui Deng nodded to Ji Yansheng.

Ghost Lantern added another sentence before turning around: "By the way, your outfit is very beautiful and can be worn as an iconic dress. After all, Naraku has not been officially recognized by everyone in hell. There is an iconic symbol that will compare With a sense of presence, you can appear in this way at the year-end banquet next time, this is just my suggestion, it would be great if you can accept it, then leave."

"Bye bye~" Zashiki Doji also waved to Ji Yansheng, and left following the ghost lamp with extremely quick small steps.

Iconic symbol...?Well, I was really educated. Speaking of everyone in hell, whether it is the welcoming department or the recording department, they all have their own distinctive styles and characteristics. Mr. Jitou has no hair, and Ms. Tujini is a queen-style.

Then, should the Abi Hell specialist department on her side also specialize in it?Hell's Mafia... something?

"You've called King Yan Mo 'that idiot' without changing your face, Mr. Guideng." After thinking a lot in his heart, Ji Yansheng, who upholds the concept of going to the countryside and doing as the Romans do, still showed a trace of concern on his face and said: "I hope King Yan Mo is not lazy. .”

Otherwise, Mr. Ghost Lantern will definitely beat him up with a mace.

"Fortunately, those who have already died will not die again." Osamu Dazai is not afraid of death, but if he is injured and bleeds and becomes disabled, he absolutely does not want it. Even if the dead are chopped into a pulp, they will recover on their own after a period of time Continue to be punished.

For Osamu Dazai, who is afraid of pain, just looking at it will remind him that Ghost Lantern once counted his crimes in detail and told him what kind of punishment he would go to those hells. Dazai Osamu can't help but shiver in retrospect.

At this time, of course, hurry up and hug his teacher who is so powerful and invincible!

"I still like to act like a baby at such a big age, Azhi." The beautiful teacher in white Wugou turned around and hugged him, stroking his hair comfortingly, "Let's go back to Hell with the teacher, we can't let Axiang Too long to wait."

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai was obediently led by the teacher to the train station in hell, looking at her pure white back, he felt a little guilty in his heart.

Because of them, the teacher directly skipped the stage of love and marriage, and directly stepped into the stage of raising children, with six children in one step.

Um?Seems to be ok?It's great to be a painless mother, and all of them are filial sons, both of the brain school and the military school, and they are all good-looking. With their natural beauty, which stinky man can be admired by the teacher?

So the guilt in Dazai Osamu's heart disappeared immediately, and there was nothing left, and he continued to act like a clingy cat to his teacher.

"I feel that Aji will call me 'Mommy' in a second." The gentle teacher suddenly said with a deep expression.

"Eh? Really?" Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

"After coming to hell, it feels like the supernatural battle has turned into a daily comedy."

"...Teacher, have you finally noticed it?"

"Yeah, Aji has become a little silly and cute, and Luanbu is completely childish at the age of three."

"..." Osamu Dazai covered his face, yes!He's going to complain now!Originally, the position of Tucao service should not be his!

The author has something to say: [The nagging author]:

Let’s do a little science popularization. The science popularization about Bai Wugou has already been narrated by Mr. Guideng. The information is all found on the Internet and then edited and adjusted by yourself. Then let’s talk more about Naraku and Abi Hell. (puts on glasses).

Abi Hell: An endless hell of eternal suffering (people with deep sins seem to fall into the fire for a long time before they arrive here. Just falling into Abi Hell and still haven’t landed until today, I don’t know if I remember correctly)

Naraku: The endless hell that can never be released. The creatures trapped in the bottom of Naraku will repeatedly break free from the darkness and fall into the evil calamity. Therefore, Abi Hell is also called the Infinite Hell, and it can also be called Naraku. Originally, Mr. Dazai should also fall here Yes, but he was indeed pulled up and bound by the spider thread hanging down from the 'Buddha' named Yansheng. Complicated cause and effect, it is difficult to judge after the cause and effect have been completed, because this period of cause and effect is already a "natural fate", and the abducted Yansheng himself has no anger or any dissatisfaction. It is clear that Yansheng himself seems to have known it well and made it afterwards. The cause and effect were not compensated, so Dazai and the others were just sentenced to work in hell to pay back.

So, without complaining, pay for the crime of stealing other people's most precious life in hell, the main culprit, Dazai-kun.

Let's reveal the names of the four heroines that have been decided at the end of the nagging.

Mingyue Ji Yansheng (the heroine of this article needless to say)

Warm Sun·Daylight (this is the heroine of the next book that has also been revealed long ago)

Xia Feng·Son of Ryu Akutagawa

[The thing I regret the most in my life is walking into that coffee shop and meeting the white god of death in Mafia at the port, and the thing I don’t regret the most in my life is pulling that fellow Atsushi Nakajima, let’s just leave it at that, I’ve done it myself . ]

[Haydon from Port Mafia is waving a Call stick vigorously]

Rime · Witch Sleep

[Closing eyes and opening eyes makes no difference to Mian, and it makes no difference to Mian whether he can see or not, but Mian can be sure that beside you is the sleeping place that Mian has been looking for...then you will lead Where does sleep go? ]

[Butei Zhong from the Armed Detective Agency cheers happily and shyly]

【Then what is the follow-up of making a speech】:

Filming ends

Ji Yansheng: Then I'll go back first.

Wu Mian: Is it true that senior won't stay longer?

Ji Yansheng: There are still many things to do in hell, Wu Mian must be able to manage the Special Intelligence Bureau well, right?

Wu Mian: Leave peace of mind to Mian, senior.

Son of Ryo Akutagawa: Both big brothers, please be sure to sign your name!

Ji Yansheng: Of course.

Wu Mian: Yes.

Bai Zhou: How about exchanging contact information by the way?Chat offline.

Son of Akutagawa Takashi: Please be sure to sign the next one too!

Bai Zhou: Huh?Okay, son of Takashi Akutagawa?Could Akutagawa's sexual transformation be so beautiful?

Son of Akutagawa Takashi: Thank you for the compliment.

Wu Mian: Speaking of it this way, but Senior Yansheng is also Jiguo Yansheng's sexual transformation, and Miss Baitian directly became Karna's pseudo-servant, is it also Karna's sexual transformation?

Bai Bai: I don’t have the KY attribute of Karna, and I’m not a real Karna in the strict sense. I’m just a pseudo-servant who inherited Karna’s power. My character and will have not been affected in any way, but everyone seems to be I am very looking forward to my KY, I will definitely disappoint them, no, this is not pouring cold water, I just said it realistically... But according to Ms. Wu Mian, only your appearance is not a character loved by your mother Sex turns around.

Wu Mian: (frozen)

Ji Yansheng: This means that Mian is favored. That's what Ah Zhou meant.

Bai Zhou: Well, as expected of Senior Yan Sheng who is regarded as a close friend by Karna, I really mean that.

Wu Mian: Yuan, was that what you meant?

Son of Ryu Akutagawa: I suddenly understood Karna.

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