Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

daily planet

"You should cut your neck off."

Before the two people retreated urgently, Thanos said so, the light of the power gem instantly filled the three people, and the sand on the ground also fluctuated due to the power, blocking most of the vision.

The rest had to deal with the little soldiers next to them, but they were very worried about the situation in the smoke, and they didn't dare to rush into the center of the battlefield with bad vision.

Until there was a thunderous sound, a strong figure gradually emerged from the inside, and someone could be vaguely seen in his arms.

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"Clark, I need you to help me make two copies of this document and write the names of these reports and send them out..."

"Clark? Are you listening to me?"

"Clark!"

When Clark Kent was awakened from his daze by a loud shout, standing in front of him was his boss and friend at the Daily Planet: Louise Lane.

This beautiful young lady in a suit and suit was waving her right hand in front of him, her slender five fingers spread out and shaking in front of his eyes.

"It's fine if you wake up, I thought our Sleeping Beauty was going to wait until the prince appeared next year to finish his work." Louise smiled humorously before putting the documents in her hand on Clark's desk, "These tasks must be completed before get off work?"

"Ah, okay." Clark quickly brought the document in front of his eyes, hesitated for a long time, and then said tentatively.

"Uh, Louise."

"Huh? What? Well, let me think about it. If you don't finish it before work, you have to work overtime. Although we don't support 996, we will publish this report tomorrow, and the editor-in-chief is in a hurry... "Louise turned her head back, with a distressed look on her face, and the middle-aged colleagues next to her blushed.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood me. I will finish the work before I get off work! I just want to ask, have you heard any strange movements?" Clark waved his hands quickly, mainly because of the eyes of the middle-aged bald colleague next to him Pointed like a knife.

"If you want to use this reason to strike up a conversation, it's too old-fashioned, right? Girls don't like this anymore." Louise still kept a business smile on her face.

"So you didn't hear it, did you?" Clark asked after him.

"Of course." Louise's smile gradually gnashed her teeth: "Have you finished asking? I still have work to do." Without waiting for Clark's answer, she turned around first and stepped on her 20cm high heels He left aggressively.

"Ah...Okay..." Clark couldn't help shrinking his neck, and it seemed that his huge body had shrunk a little bit.

Although Louise's status in the company is at the level of a goddess, and her appearance and talent are fully worthy of the title of goddess, but when she loses her temper, she is at the level of a boss, and those who dare not face her will easily die suddenly.I just don't know why she was angry again this time...

The middle-aged bald-headed single colleague looked at this side, and shook his head helplessly.

Hey, straight man.

"Hey, straight man." It was a youthful voice.

Clark Kent, also known as Kal-El, has a body of steel and great strength.Born on Krypton, he was sent to Earth by his parents, and was adopted by a farmer couple. When he grew up, he became a journalist. In times of human crisis, he turned into a superman to stand up, act chivalrously, and save the world.

That's right, I, Clark Kent, am a newspaper office worker who specializes in solving difficult villains.One day a few years ago, I discovered my background, from Krypton's Carl to Earth's Clark, although his identity has become an Earthling, his ability has not changed, he is an invisible superhero.No matter what happens, I can help everyone!!

Just a few days ago, he realized that something was wrong around him.

For example, I can always feel that someone is watching me, I can always feel that someone is following me, and I can always hear strange voices in my ears.

Clark was very vigilant at first, but over the past few days, he found that the voice did not pose any threat to him, instead it seemed like a simple exclamation.He didn't take any measures. After all, he had already raised his mobile phone to call his good friend when it was the most dangerous time.

Moreover, he also discovered that the voice spoke very strangely.For example, he just said "straight man".What does straight mean?Are there any curvy men?What's the deal with Louise?

Clark said he couldn't understand.

But leaving aside the parts that I don't understand, it's quite interesting to listen to this person's speech, and he can always make some suggestions for work-of course he is talking to himself, and Clark deliberately didn't show that he could hear him. speak the truth.

"Forget it, let's do the work first."

It was easy to make two copies. The main troublesome work was drafting the headlines for the report. The headlines drafted by Clark had been rejected time and time again by the editor-in-chief.

It seems that today is another day of overtime.Clark sighed, and decided to devote himself to the unlimited wealth creation activities for capitalists again.

Until he tentatively listened to the voice's suggestion when he was off work.Clark was completely at a loss, so he finally adopted the ostrich strategy, directly sent the title to the editor-in-chief, turned off the phone and went home.

He tossed and turned a bit sleepless all night, had to beat three robbers, caught two fugitive murderers, escorted several women home in the middle of the night, and rescued 3.5 cats from a tree.

0.5 is that Clark flew up the tree, and the cat was so frightened that he climbed down the tree and ran away. It was useless to ask Clark for help, so it can only be counted as half.

When Clark entered the newspaper office with an excited heart and trembling hands, he found that every colleague who was cold to him on weekdays was very enthusiastic today, either shaking hands or patting the shoulders, and passing by said: "Good job! "But everyone doesn't tell him where the good is.

"Look who this is! Our big star is here!" Louise giggled, and hugged this usual silly big guy, the new favorite of today's Planet Daily.

Clark: "??? Louise, I didn't understand...I forgot to charge my phone and turned it off yesterday." He tried to seek off-field assistance.

"Go to the editor-in-chief, I promise you will be happy." Louise let go of her hand, patted Clark's generous shoulder, and pushed him.

Clark was even more confused.He put his briefcase on the seat, walked to the office hesitantly, and kept looking back from time to time. Everyone's eyes were full of encouragement and positive energy.

"Editor-in-chief...I'm here, I'm sorry I turned off my phone last night...I didn't receive any news..." Clark looked at the editor-in-chief standing in front of the French window with his back turned to him, and decided that if the editor-in-chief said later that he would be fired, he would Hands on... begging him to give himself another chance.