Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

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When Peter Parker stepped into the door of the classroom with a tired face and heavy steps on Tuesday morning, he saw his long-lost friend.

The little bastard who had been missing for a long time without any news was sitting in his seat reading a book as if nothing had happened. The bright morning sun shone on him, blurring the lines of his face and making it look softer.

"..." Peter was so shocked that he seemed to have lost his ability to speak.

"Peter?" Paddy closed the copy of "The Overbearing President's Crazy Love: The Wife Runs With the Ball" in his hand, and then he squinted at the stone man at the door and smiled: "Why don't you come in?"

Life in Gotham is not easy to adapt to, but New York is the opposite. The inclusive and relaxed atmosphere can make people feel the warmth of home instantly.

Paddy is now like an old general who has just been disarmed and returned to the field after the war. In his daily life and even when he dreams back at midnight, he can vaguely hear the sound of guns firing.

What?Su Rui said it was a matter of san value?That's fine.

Although Peter quickly accepted Paddy's return, Ned didn't think so?

"You, you just came back directly like this?" Ned looked disgusted.

Paddy:?

"Then if I don't come back directly, how can I come back?" Paddy put on a cute question mark face.Immediately, several gasps were heard from the class.

Ned had a serious face: "First of all, since you disappeared, if you didn't participate in the activities of the Avengers, you should participate in a large-scale event as your comeback ceremony after you come back! Otherwise, thanks for coming back!"

Paddy followed his serious face and nodded.

At this time, MJ, who was standing by the side watching the joke, also came over, and interjected slowly: "Your fans thought you were dead, I saw your topic on Twitter and a bunch of people are swiping [candle] [candle] "

Ned: I hope people are all right.jpg

Paddy continued to look serious, nodding... Wait, something seems wrong?

"...When did you know that I am a brave man?" Paddy asked, and the three of them panicked immediately.

"...Oh, the weather is really nice today, the sun is shining brightly."

"I suddenly remembered that my homework hadn't been handed in yet, so I left."

"..."

Paddy's sharp gaze instantly locked onto Spider-Man who was silently trying to sneak away.

Peter: "Ahahaha I didn't mean to wait what are you going to do? Help, kill!!!!"

Paddy felt refreshed after cleaning up his twenty-five children, and decided to buy two more boxes of milk.Although this might be the right time to expose Peter's Spider-Man identity, after Paddy's careful consideration, he didn't think it was possible.

After all, if Paddy also kept on exposing Peter's identity, the two of them would be equivalent to losing.On the contrary, if he does not expose it, he will have the opportunity to squeeze...to help Peter.It can be regarded as earning back part of it.

As soon as Peter straightened his hair, which was messed up by Paddy, he suddenly felt his cell phone vibrate quietly, so he immediately bent down and quietly connected the video call with his head almost tucked into the desk.

"Hello?" Tony Stark's sexy voice came from the handset.

"Hey baby in pajamas, you are... what position are you in, are you squatting???" Tony's expression gradually changed from planning to doubting life.

"Mr. Stark! I didn't! I'm just going to class later, and I'm in the classroom." Peter quickly retorted.

"OK." Tony had doubts about the veracity of what he said, and immediately skipped the subject: "Peter, uh... did Paddy go to school today?"

"Of course, Mr. Stark, he went to buy milk, do I need to go to him and ask him to answer the phone?"

"No, no, no, no, I mean, I'll just talk to you. Listen, boy. When Paddy comes back, you'll be around 12 o'clock, let him drink the medicine I brought him, time It doesn't matter if it's a little earlier. Just drink it before meals."

"Okay Mr. Stark! I'll do it! But why did Paddy take the medicine? Did something happen to him when he disappeared?"

"Ahem, this question is very troublesome to explain..." Tony didn't want to talk about it at first, but seeing the anxious and worried expression of the boy opposite, his heart softened again.

"In short, it's because he went out for a trip, caused some trouble, and suffered a lot..."

Peter was listening carefully, when a shadow suddenly fell behind him, and his spider sense immediately screamed loudly.

Before Peter could raise his head, he heard a gust of warm wind coming from his ear, and soft lips moved towards him.

"Who are you calling, Peter?" Paddy asked clearly in his ear.

Peter was quick-witted, and hung up Tony's phone in an instant.

Tony, who was gradually addicted to talking on the other end of the phone:? ? ? ?Why does this kid dare to hang up on my phone?

Peter turned his head with his schoolbag in his arms, and met Paddy's eyes.

He was quick to wit: "Aunt Mei called and told me to have dinner at a Thai restaurant near my home tonight."

"Oh..." Paddy sat back in his seat.

After much deliberation, Peter decided to continue the conversation just now.

Peter was a little nervous. He cleared his throat, cleared his throat again, coughed twice, and was about to start talking directly...

Paddy: "Are you thirsty? I have water for you." He handed over a small glass bottle filled with blue transparent water.

Peter: ...

Peter: No, thanks.

As soon as he was interrupted, he almost forgot what he wanted to say. He wanted to clear his throat to adjust his state, but he stopped stiffly when he coughed halfway. In the end, he could only start directly with a helpless face.

"Paddy." He asked cautiously, "Do you know the civil war that happened in the Avengers when you were not there a while ago?"

"of course I know."

"I guess you don't know... how do you know?"

"A lot of people described it to me, and I watched a little video. Congratulations! You have successfully joined the Avengers! You have achieved your little dream! Congratulation!"

Peter raised his head and looked at Paddy, and found that he really congratulated himself completely and was proud and happy for it.His eyes suddenly became a little moist.

"Yeah." Peter bowed his head slightly. "I thought you couldn't be part of the event and it was a shame I couldn't fight alongside you, but I don't think so now."

"why?"

"Because you have a good relationship with everyone. No matter which side you join, it will hurt the other side...It's great that you can miss the civil war and don't have to make a dilemma."

"Yes." Paddy smiled heartily, "I think so too. My luck is pretty good."

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Peter: "Drink the medicine!"

Paddy (excuse me for being coquettish): "Ton ton...uh"

Peter (shocked): "Paddy, why is your face so green?"

Paddy: "...Probably because I am harmless."