Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

Ultron

Paddy actually listened to what Steve said, he just didn't like to think much.

After all, the achievement system is really convenient.Without the guidance of the achievement system, Paddy would have given up on the second day after entering Twilight Forest.

Paddy has always adhered to the easygoing way of life, digging with mines, fighting monsters without mines, returning home injured, and going out with full blood.He has never set too big goals for himself, just playing games, why is he so tired?

But now he is gradually having doubts about it.

Is this really just a game?Paddy was a little suspicious of life.This is not the first time he has thought this way.Everything in this world looks very different in retrospect, especially people.Suddenly I missed the silly villagers and the big stupid iron golem... Paddy gulped down the caramel-colored drink in the cup in front of him depressedly, and was immediately overwhelmed by the sweet sparkling water.

And in front of him are the superheroes who talk about it.

Taking off the tough and reliable shell outside, the people sitting here are just a group of guys whose combined mental age is less than 10 years old.Especially after they've had a drink.

Who cares?Paddy took another sip of the Coke in his glass.Just a few bottles of amber water.It is said that the stun and vomiting debuffs will also be stacked.How could it be possible to find guilt for yourself!

Tony next to him saw the way Paddy looked at the whiskey, and laughed, "Children can't drink alcohol." Paddy rolled his eyes.

The next one was obviously drunk.

"Oh, you're lying to me, aren't you? It's just a little trick." Clinton narrowed his eyes and gestured to Tolby.

"Of course it's not a lie." Thor held a particularly small wine dispenser that he set off in his hand, and clinked glasses with Steve. "This thing is better than a trick." He pointed.

"'Only qualified people can hold this power!'whatever, this must be a trick." Clinton imitated Thor's provocative tone 3 minutes ago.

Thor smiled easily and spread his hands to him: "Then you can try."

"Come on, Barton."

"Are you serious?"

"of course."

"It's going to be a good show." Everyone is happy to watch-no matter who it is.

"Barton, it's not easy for you this week. If you can't afford it, we won't laugh at you." Tony didn't think it was too big to add fuel to the fire.

Clinton grabbed the hammer with a confident smile.Then of course it failed.

He smiled awkwardly: "I really don't know how you did it."

"Anyone smell embarrassment in the air?" Tony grinned.

"Well, since Stark is so confident, why don't you give it a try?" Clinton quit immediately.This kind of "showing off" must of course be embarrassing for everyone.

Tony stood up and walked over, sarcastically saying, "I've never been afraid of a real challenge. Besides..."

"It's just a physical effect." He wrapped the rope on the hammer handle around his wrist, and continued in the voice of ridicule:

"If I lift it, can I rule Asgard too?"

"Of course." Thor didn't care.

"Then I'm going to reissue the right of the first night... No, no, no, that's not imminent, let me think about it." Tony bent down and grabbed the handle of the hammer with his right hand. "Oh, I remembered, let all the school-age children go to school to teach me well, how about it?"

"Hey! You can't do this!" Paddy condemned immediately after swallowing the last sip of Coke; "We agreed not to mention that!"

"Ok, ok." Tony replied perfunctorily amidst everyone's happy laughter, and then forcefully...

"I'll be right back." As he said, he brought back a battle armor glove.

Everyone failed one by one, and finally Steve stepped forward, and the hammer seemed to move a little bit in his hand, making a slight buzzing sound.

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Steve let go of his hand and shook his head with a smile: "Sure enough, I can't pick it up."

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Thor regained his mood a bit before continuing: "Paddy, don't you try?"

"No." Paddy held the straw in his mouth, handed the empty glass to Natasha who was holding a large bottle of Coke, and replied vaguely: "I don't like hammers, I like swords."

"He's still a child." Natasha shook her head with a smile, and helped him fill up the Coke and hand it back.She really likes this well-behaved boy, not to mention he looks good-looking, just like her own brother.

Others chattered unhappily. "There must be something tricky." "I guess it's a security agency, fingerprint password unlocking or something."

"Well, you have come up with very interesting explanations. And I'm more inclined to..." Thor stood up, grabbed his Mjolnir, and swayed a flower in his hand by the way.

"None of you are eligible."

"Oh--" Everyone immediately sighed in disgust, trying to condemn this thick-skinned alien like a crust.

Just when the atmosphere of the party was gradually reaching its peak, there was a piercing sound, which interrupted everyone's interest.

A crooked mechanical figure came out, and said something to himself: "You are not qualified, you are all murderers." "Although my body is not yet formed, but I am ready." It said Let's look at everyone.

"Ultron?!" Banner couldn't help shouting.This is exactly what he and Stark's secret research content.

"It's right here." Ultron seemed to want to say something, but was immediately knocked down by a figure.

While everyone was communicating with it, Paddy had already noticed something was wrong through the red name on its head.

Paddy jumped up from the sofa, put on the equipment in the backpack at the speed of light, switched to the diamond sword in his right hand, and drank the Coke in the cup by the way.

Ultron's body parts were scattered all over the place, but the head was still on, emitting blue light.Paddy bent down and held its head up in one hand to meet his gaze.

"What are you? What is your purpose?" At this moment, the boy's black eyes reflected a blue light, and his beautiful cheeks showed an inexplicable mechanical feeling, as cold as if the little cutie just didn't exist.

"My goal is world peace." Ultron's mouth opened and closed, and the light in his eyes flashed. The wall behind Paddy was immediately smashed away by several steel armors, knocking everyone to the ground, and Paddy also Forced to drop its head.

This thing is not allowed to be put in the backpack.Paddy took two steps aside, pouted: Forget it, it's so ugly, it doesn't deserve to be in my backpack.