I conquer the world with my voice

Yan Yu looked at his rash-covered skin and sighed deeply.

He was melancholy, and since he came into this world, the number of times he sighed has skyrocketed.

Even though he decided to stay at John's house for the time being, he still didn't give up the idea of ​​going to the sea. Since the private waters couldn't enter, he focused on the high seas.

So he got up early that day, summoned up the courage to ask Russell to borrow some money, Russell was brushing his teeth and responded vaguely, "No problem." He spat out the toothpaste and washed his face, "You have to go out ?"

"I want to go to the high seas to see."

Russell cast a strange look, "The high seas? What are you doing on the high seas? There's nothing interesting there."

Yan Yu explained, "My home is next to the open sea. So I want to try my luck and see if there is any familiar place." Although he knew very well that there would be no.

"Oh," his eyes instantly became gentle, "of course, if you need, I can go with you."

"No need, I'll just try my luck, there's no need to take you with me."

As a result, Yan Yu went out with the simple travel method and map that Russell enthusiastically provided. In order to prevent the oolong incident like Grandpa John misunderstood, he deliberately waited until late at night before happily jumping into the sea.

Although the open sea is not as beautiful as Naerhai, the endless ocean also looks refreshing. The gentle sea breeze and the curly waves are just right.

But the physical experience is not so good.As soon as Yan Yu went in, his skin felt a little itchy. He was suspicious, but he relaxed his vigilance because of the long-lost soaking in sea water, until his tail also started to itch.

Yan Yu: "..." Too much of the sea.

He hurriedly climbed ashore, and as soon as he turned his tail into legs, he saw that the skin all over his body was red and swollen. Yan Yu, who had never seen anything in the world, was shocked.

He quickly broadcast the message to Russell, and when he saw Russell's half body appearing in the void, he was about to cry, "Russell, I..."

Russell was also obviously surprised, "Little fish, what's wrong with you?"

Yan Yu's eyes were full of tears, his face was so swollen that he couldn't see his original appearance, "I think the open sea is very beautiful, so I just want to go in and feel it..."

"Hahahahaha... I'm sorry hahahaha," Russell couldn't help laughing when he saw him like this, "The high seas are poisonous and you can't go in, little fish hahahahaha, you are so pitiful and cute hahaha!"

Yan Yu wanted to cry, "Shouldn't you reflect on yourself for making the high seas like this?"

"Well, I will reflect on it hahahahahahaha, I will definitely reflect on it."

"What should I do, Russell?"

"It's okay, it's not serious, we have healing devices when you come back," Russell tried hard to maintain his image, but it was obvious that he failed, "Hahahahahahaha!"

Yan Yu hung up the communication angrily, and silently bought a ticket to go back.

When I got home, I was surrounded by the whole family, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Russell: "Hahahahahahaha Xiaoyu, it's the first time I've seen someone go swimming on the high seas when I grow up."

Grandpa John: "Hahahaha why did this kid think of going to swim the high seas? Russell, why don't you take good care of your brother?"

Russell: "It doesn't matter, what you learn from it hahaha."

Annie: "Come here baby, come to Auntie, let's go for treatment, hahaha this little face is not cute anymore."

Yan Yu: "..."

After receiving the treatment, Yan Yu turned on the optical brain to search for information about "high seas".

Then he found another post about #前世年去几年为名干痛痛死的网红人之在高海浴浴#.

Yan Yu: ...I almost understand something.

【#Those Internet celebrities who died madly for fame in those years took a bath in the high sea#

1st Floor: Kurolo

Oh, the name is really long, is it a series post?I like it hahahaha

2nd floor: I am the landlord

Everyone knows that Sedding Sea, which is located in Subi, is a beautiful place.It is equally famous for its good looks and its toxicity—yes, this poison is really poisonous. There is no grass on the shore, and the islands on the sea are getting smaller and smaller year by year.

To say how beautiful it is, the turquoise sea water with flying birds, even if your photography skills are poor, you can make a blockbuster from any angle.As a result, many Internet celebrities on Xingbo have their eyes on it.

……

5th Floor: Pink

I know this, many of the bloggers I follow have already checked in, and I was eager to join in the fun, but the life of the dog discouraged me [bye]

……

10nd floor: I am the landlord

At first, they just took pictures from a long distance away, but then they were not satisfied with this, and they began to get closer and closer, and finally one person became popular on Starbo because of the photo taken while standing by the beach in a bikini.The rest of them are crazy...

Floor 11: Really this year

Speaking of which, Naerhai is much more beautiful than Sedinghai and is not poisonous, so why are these people so obsessed with it...

12th Floor: Tangyuan Dumplings

Upstairs, the exciting feeling is different. Besides, Sedinghai does not cost money, but Naerhai is so old and expensive [吃瓜]

……

17th floor: It rains all the time

[Picture] I saved the photos they took before, the beauty is really beautiful, and the poison is also really poisonous

18nd floor: I am the landlord

Why is this sea poisonous? It is said that because of the Zerg invasion, many mechas were knocked down here. In addition, after the Zerg died, the poisonous glands dissolved in the sea, so even if the war is over, this sea will never return to its original state. look like.

Speaking of Internet celebrities, an organization has done a toxicity test on this sea before, and friends who are interested can go and have a look [link]

The reason I opened this post is that I recently found out that they started to go in...to take a shower...seriously, I really worship, and it's considered a fight for the fire

And the most important thing is that these people actually think it is a cool thing to check in at Seldinghai...

Floor 19: Zhang Meili

...I'm sorry I don't know what to say, I suddenly feel very inspirational...

Floor 20: hee hee hee

emmmmm can only say that they are happy

21st Floor: Orange Flavored Soda

When it comes to the importance of reading, if you don’t have any skills you can do, of course you can only gain attention in this way [吃瓜]

……

28nd floor: I am the landlord

The following are carried:

If you come into contact with sea water, it will likely cause skin redness, swelling and ulceration, and if you drink it, it will cause severe diarrhea and vomiting.

So for the sake of unnecessary pain, stay away from Seldinghai. Originally, it is an area that has suffered and should be isolated and purified, but it is also unfair to it to suffer inexplicable criticism because of other people's excessive behavior.

Floor 30: I am also studying hard today

Ah, there is no need to persuade, anyway, medical technology is also advanced now, isn’t it just a pain for a few days? I got fans 2333333

Floor 31: la la la

My younger brother went swimming in Sedding Sea today, and he didn't know it was poisonous because he hadn't seen it before.I found a red rash when I came up. I asked him why he went into the sea. He said it was because it was so beautiful. He wanted to feel it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

32 Banana

Hahahahaha what's up with the younger brother upstairs, I feel a little cute

Floor 33: la la la

The younger brother complained with tears in his eyes, saying that you made the high seas like this, shouldn't you reflect on it? ? ?

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Yan Yu: ... I don't know you when you put on a vest, Russell?

Then Youyou sighed, the road back to the sea is really bumpy, and the spirit stone is too expensive for life, so I can only broadcast live to make some money first.

"I'm so hard."