This host is the villain

On Sunday five years ago, he got up at six o'clock, arrived at the company at 06:30, and started working, looking for talents, assigning tasks, and handling matters related to operation and publicity.

Now, the quilt held him hostage, and Zuo Xi threatened him with his height, and he seemed to be trapped in layers of sweet and soft clouds like cotton candy, unable to extricate himself.

Zuo Xi would let him sleep until nine o'clock, Yi Ling thought dazedly, unknowingly gnawed on the soft silk quilt, and was awakened by a loud noise.

"Umm... Xi, what's wrong?" Yi Ling opened his eyes dimly, stumbled up from the bed, rubbed his eyes, and admired Zuo Xi's bedroom again.

Neat and simple, natural and generous, worthy of Zuo Xi's taste.Although the house was old, there were no obvious cracks on the walls. Yesterday he checked the gas and water pipes while Zuo Xi was not paying attention, to ensure that the chance of accidents was zero.

After confirming this, Yi Ling ran towards the living room, but unexpectedly found that there were many cardboard boxes stacked in the living room, and Zuo Xi was stuffing his textbooks one by one.

"Xi, what's the matter?" With this momentum, it was obvious that he was about to move.

Zuo Xi hesitated for a second, and deliberately put his hands behind his back, as if he was hiding something.

Yi Ling tilted his head in doubt, deliberately pretending not to see, walked to the side dining table, picked up a slice of bread, and read the morning news.

The headline of the news is that the child kidnapper escaped from prison. It is reported that a criminal organization named Claw used special means to deceive the guards and fished out the three of them. What's more coincidentally, it was the same person who had a bad relationship with Zuo Xi and Yi Ling. Liu Yisheng, Bai Ge and others.

"Xi, I want to move..." Yi Ling turned to look at Zuo Xi, then was stunned.

Beads of sweat seemed to be dripping from Zuo Xi's forehead, and he was tightly holding a long stick with pink dots in his right hand, and the moment he was about to put it into the cardboard box, Yi Ling spotted it.

"Xi, what is that, such a long and thick stick?" Yi Ling pretended to be pure and innocent, in order to hear how Zuo Xi would explain this problem to a child.

At the same time, Yi Ling is also worried about his life after recovering his body, he has decided to throw away those toys one by one when Zuo Xi is not paying attention.

"Zero, this is a dog's teething stick." Zuo Xi spoke nonsense solemnly.

Yi Ling raised his eyebrows with a smile instead of anger, ran to the wooden box next to Zuo Xi, and looked inside the wooden box.

"Then what is this string of pearls?" Yi Ling stretched out his hand to touch it, but Zuo Xi grabbed his little hand.

"Don't touch it, the dog has eaten it, there may be germs." Zuo Xi has become more and more proficient in lying. He has facial paralysis all year round, and he is really good at telling lies.

No, if he kept these things, wouldn't he be unable to get out of bed every day in the future?

"Ye Rushuang's family has a dog, can I bring some toys to play with him next time?" Yi Ling blinked at Zuo Xi, full of anticipation, but with malicious intentions.

"...No, Ling, these belong to the client, and they will be returned after a while." Zuo Xi couldn't help but gasped in the face of his pursuit of knowledge. He hadn't realized that Ling was so persistent in one thing before. , so difficult to deal with, it is estimated that there is a little sense of crisis after growing up.

Yi Ling put on a sullen look, Zuo Xi originally thought that Ling would stop there and go to watch the morning news or other things, but he didn't expect Yi Ling to press the switch in his hand.

"Xi, why is this still shaking?" Yi Ling tilted his head and looked at him innocently.

"Because this can also be used as an electric toothbrush." ​​As he said that, Zuo Xi really went all out in order to keep Yi Ling's virginity, which didn't exist at all, and even used the vibrator to imitate the action of brushing his teeth, making the corners of Yi Ling's eyes twitch.

It can be seen that Zuo Xi didn't even want dignity in order to ensure the fun of life in the future.

Thinking of this, Yi Ling couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation, until he saw the gradually increasing cracks on the gray wall behind Zuo Xi.

"Xi, you'd better hug me and jump out of the window. Excluding the time for me to say this, there will be an explosion in ten seconds." Yi Ling said lightly.

Zuo Xi didn't react for a while, and waited for five seconds before jumping out madly holding Yi Ling.

five……

Four……

three……

two……

one……

Bang-!

With the outside of Zuo Xi's apartment as the core, the whole apartment exploded suddenly, the concrete was as fragile as tofu, and the steel bars were crushed into powder by the high-intensity explosion.The water pipe burst and the gas leaked. As a hero, Zuo Xi should step forward at this moment and arrange for the citizens to take refuge in case of a second explosion.

It shows that Zuo Xi was very prescient to pack his luggage and move in advance, and Yi Ling became crazy in Zuo Xi's arms again, rubbing his solid chest muscles, facing the collapsed apartment, the turbulent crowd, and the chaotic traffic, he still giggled out.