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Lu Yongle: [I received your wine and flowers, but I was caught by the manager, so I am not allowed to drink TUT now.I will secretly drink it myself later.Let me know what you think after drinking it! 】

Yan Jun: [Don't worry, drink slowly.A little degree, pay attention. 】

Lu Yongle: [But it's boring for me to drink alone. If you are free some other day, come over to eat and drink together at home! 】

Yan Jun: [Yes. 】

"Boss, you actually turned into a low-headed person!" Tian Jiajia fussed, "Or is the language we used to report the task so boring that you have to find something to divert your attention so that you don't fall asleep?"

Yan Jun put down the phone: "In the future, the cat in the target's house will give birth to a few cubs, so you don't need to tell me."

This is what it means to be really boring. Tian Jiajia said "Oh", and said: "But there is nothing else, and we are required to report every day, so I can only talk about this. Animal production is already considered a relatively big matter. Is it? I plan to start writing a cute pet observation diary and handing in 'homework' from today."

Yan Jun said coldly: "Then hand it over directly, don't tell me."

Tian Jiajia was deprived of the fun of speaking, so he responded listlessly.

Yan Jun suddenly asked: "What does TUT mean?"

"TUT?" The team members at the scene all cheered up, "What TUT? Where did you see it? Is it a new type of drug? Is it a bomb component, a biological agent, or a new organization?"

Yan Jun said: "I saw it in the dialogue information."

"Conversation...?" Everyone looked at each other for a while, and then Tian Jiajia had a flash of inspiration, and raised her hand cautiously and asked, "Boss, are you talking about the kind of dialogue information for small talk?"

Yan Jun said, "Yes."

Everyone: "..." Was it just a chat message for the whole day?You look so serious, we thought some new big news was about to break out!

Tian Jiajia gave her boss a popular science term on the Internet, trying to get this iceberg boss to become a surfer of the Internet: "TUT means... blah blah."

"Huh?"

... Boss's expressionless whimpering is really not ordinary scary!Tian Jiajia replied while thinking: "It means to cry. The horizontal side of the two T's is the eyes, the vertical side is tears, and the U is the mouth."

Yan Jun was silent for two seconds: "...it doesn't look like it."

There was no way to answer this, Tian Jiajia could only remain silent.

Yan Jun replied to Lu Yongle: [No TUT.When I want to drink, I can see if I have time. 】

Lu Yongle quickly replied: [Thank you, Brother Yan, you are simply a good person!But I'm going to start studying scripts recently, and I still have some work to do, maybe it won't be that fast!By the way, tomorrow I'm going to shoot the location of "The Stars Meet Tonight", I don't know what's going on, I'm looking forward to it! 】

Yan Jun: [Work with peace of mind first, come on. 】

The man put down his phone and looked at the curious female team member across the desk.

He asked, "Where can I watch "Meet Me Tonight?"?"

Tian Jiajia: "...huh?"

The man continued to ask: "If we shoot tomorrow, when will it be broadcast?"

Tian Jiajia: "Huh?!"

***

Lu Yongle didn't know that he was about to become the No. [-] big fan. He studied scripts, exercised his body, and practiced diabolo every day, and finally ushered in his first variety show—it was also the first time he officially appeared under the public camera.

But at the beginning, of course, Zhou Yeping started.

"Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Yeping! This time, I'm going to show you what I do during my rest time."

In a park in the middle of the street with a good scenery, he stood in front of the camera and greeted the shooting staff for a few minutes.After talking a little bit about the topics from daily clothes to whether I can take a break recently, and also doing a "sudden album promotion" by the way, I am finally ready to start moving.

"But before that, I have to introduce a new friend!" Zhou Yeping waved to the side, "Lele, come here!"

Lu Yongle jumped into the camera and embraced him like a bear with both hands: "Brother Ping, good morning!"

Zhou Yeping, who was hugged for the second time when they met for the third time: "..."

"Okay, okay, don't act like a baby." The traffic king quickly reacted, with a tone that seemed to dislike an acquaintance, "Hurry up and say hello to the camera, and tell everyone who you are."

"Ah, hello everyone!" Lu Yongle turned to face the camera and bowed, "I'm Lu Yongle!"

The open bangs reveal a smooth and full forehead, and the youthful peach blossom eyes blinked in front of the camera, looking full of energy.When such a face appears in the lens, even a well-informed photographer will subconsciously think "it's really beautiful".

The staff outside the camera asked the audience: "What is the relationship between the two?"

"Lele is my 'new love'." Zhou Yeping put his hand on Lu Yongle's shoulder, "We had dinner together the day before yesterday, right?"

When he spoke, Lu Yongle turned his face away and looked at him without blinking.Now being asked, Lu Yongle rolled his eyes and grinned, "That's right."

Even in front of the camera, Zhou Yeping was dazzled by his focused and smiling eyes for a moment, and then continued to the staff of the Federation of Industry and Commerce after a pause: "And we will spend a long time together day and night, so guess what, What is our relationship?"

Lu Yongle also tilted his head and said, "Guess!"

Staff member: "...Okay, that's fine."