How can a good male god bite people

On the night of the injury, Lu Yongle, who was always teasing on purpose, was finally "cleaned up" by Team Leader Yan Da in the bathroom.

So the young man who was still "tossing" after strenuous exercise and injury finally exhausted his energy. After taking a bath, he made a video call with his parents and went to bed.Yan Jun originally planned to call and ask Jiang Xuan how to deal with the suspect; or check the situation on the Internet to see if what happened tonight is fermented.But Lu Yongle was lying on Yan Jun's body waiting for him to sleep while shouting sleepy. After thinking about it for a while, Yan Jun felt that there was nothing urgent to deal with immediately, so he lay down with the young man.

Lu Yongle spent a whole day tossing and kissing Yan Jun good night in the first minute, and fell asleep holding the man's hand in the next minute.It is worth mentioning that because Lu Yongle took the initiative to get into the next quilt, the air conditioner on the bed was changed from two beds to one bed tonight.

The young man originally wanted to roll into the man's arms, but Yan Jun was afraid that he would press the wound when he lay on his side, so he coaxed him to sleep on his back.

But the man turned sideways, held the young man's hand, and waited for him to fall asleep in the dark.Lu Yongle didn't know if he felt the other party's gaze, pinched the other party's fingers, and it became lighter and lighter, and soon there was a soft snoring sound.

This night, the injured young man slept soundly.Instead, it was Yan Jun who woke up from time to time, checked the young man's sleeping position, and then closed his eyes again.

Lu Yongle was unaware of all this.

And this night, the topic on the Internet is also constantly fermenting.

Although both Gu Qixuan and Fu Zhen went to deal with the matter urgently overnight, after all, not everyone stayed up all night, only the official Weibo of the program group urgently posted an announcement.However, before this, many videos have been uploaded and played on Weibo.

【Ahhh!In XX town, I saw someone chasing Lu Yongle all the way, and he attacked the police! 】

[Witnessed that Lu Yongle was being chased by a weirdo, fuck Lu Yongle, is he okay? ! 】

【Lu Yongle was attacked by a dangerous person! XX town has been evacuated! 】

The videos attached to these news basically started from when Lu Yongle was surrounded and protected by the police, and ended when the young man was chased and ran wildly.Because many videos clearly captured the fake blood jumping off the roof and easily defeating several policemen, so this serious-looking video immediately exploded on the Internet.

[? ! ? ! ? !What's this? !Someone assaulted the police? ! 】

[Fuck, so many people can't beat one?Wouldn't it be over if the others swarmed up? ? ? 】

[The truth is a bit fake, so many policemen can't handle one?How about filming...]

[Want to evacuate the entire town for filming?I have been to this small town, and there is indeed such a police box... In short, wait for the police statement, whether it is true or not, there will always be a statement, right? 】

【Lu Yongle stood up with a stick, so handsome!By the way, is there a conversation with the man among him, what are you talking about?What did you yell afterward?I didn't hear clearly...]

[Look here for the dialogue between Lu Yongle and the dangerous person! (Teleportation attached) And the conversation he had with the police afterwards, it didn’t feel like he was filming... so serious...]

With the guiding comments, everyone rushed to watch the video where the shooting camera was at the forefront.But in fact, this video is still a bit far away. There are a lot of side noises, and the complete dialogue cannot be heard.Half a sentence or a few words that can be heard from time to time are also B Mandarin with a strong accent.For the people who eat melons, it is really a difficult language threshold to overcome.

Of course, there is no shortage of language geniuses in a great country.

[Sloppily... Did I hear wrong?Doesn't this look like a conversation between humans? ! 】

[I also feel that I heard something incredible...]

[Everyone, don’t play charades, please?Language useless kneeling begging subtitle group boss ah, online translation is also OK ah!So curious! 】

[I heard words like "blood" and "father"... Is it because I have watched too many vampire TV series recently? (Knock myself on the head hard]

[Should have heard correctly...someone has released a simplified version of the translated text... (transmission attached)

So the masses went to the Weibo of the enthusiastic translator to watch, and some people sorted out the parts they heard and put them in the comments. The enthusiastic lady continued to edit her Weibo, corrected and supplemented, and gradually formed a Generally fluent dialogue.

Of course, most of them are still lacking, but this does not affect the enthusiasm of the masses for eating melons.After all, key words such as "blood clan", "father", "disapproval", "offcuts" and "removal" have all been concluded by the great gods of all parties.As long as there are these few words, the crowd can make up the whole plot by themselves without listening to the conversation between Quan Lu Yongle and that man.

[Mom, I think this man is a vampire! 】

[I agree!Then Lu Yongle must be some kind of boss, when the vampire chased Lu Yongle, Lu Yongle scared him saying that I knew your father, and let your father kill you later! 】

[Raise your hand weakly, I think the conversation sounds like... Lu Yongle is also a vampire? 】

[Upstairs +1, it feels like vampires are fighting among themselves...]

[Vampires are not severely suppressed by levels?Lu Yongle speaks quite smoothly and can run, so he is at the same level? 】

[But witnesses said that Lu Yongle was being chased all the time, so he shouldn't be of the same level as this vampire... Is the high level hunting the low level? 】

[You guys are enough... They are all blood family attributes from TV dramas! 】

[Regardless of whether it is or not, two vampires are in love and killing each other, suddenly it's a little cute! 】

[Fuck, if Lu Yongle is a real vampire, this is the real version of "The Vampire Diaries"! 】

[I believe it, Lu Yongle's face is too good-looking, it must be a vampire to be reasonable! 】

【I want to see Lele's little fangs! ! !Lele come suck me!Lie flat and breathe! 】

[Sisters and sisters are also available! 】

Lu Yongle: "..."

When I woke up and went to Weibo with a small account, I saw this, and the young people really didn't know what to say.

A little "exposed" flustered, and a little funny.

After Yan Jun returned to the bedroom after washing, what he saw was the picture of the young man sitting up and holding the tablet, looking at the screen of the tablet, pursing his lips and enjoying himself.

"Don't sleep anymore?" The man approached him, "Do you have work today?"

Lu Yongle moved to the side, motioning for the man to sit down: "No."

Yan Jun sat next to him: "I was so tired yesterday, how about going to sleep again?"

"But you're up." The young man smiled and put down the tablet, then turned to kiss him, "Good morning."

Usually the kiss is on the cheek, but this time it was also aimed at the man's profile.But Yan Jun seemed to be enlightened suddenly, he tilted his head, and touched lips with the young man.

"Huh?" Lu Yongle was not shy, but was a little happy. After the kiss, he looked at the man with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

"It's okay." Yan Jun said, "I'll go down and buy some breakfast later, what do you want to eat?"

The little blood clan opened its mouth, and its sharp teeth were exposed: "Eat you!"

This was originally a small joke, but the man suddenly remembered that yesterday he did say that he would have another drink this morning.So Yan Jun stretched out his hand, hugged the man on his lap, and offered "breakfast" on his own initiative.

"Huh?" Lu Yongle was stunned for a moment, then changed his position into the man's arms, and hurriedly said, "I don't drink, I'm just kidding."

"You were injured too badly yesterday." Yan Jun didn't budge, "He Xiangu said, you need to replenish more blood."

"Pfft..." the young man laughed, "Brother Yan, you look like those little sisters on the Internet."

Yan Jun: "What?"

The young man looked puzzled at the man, picked up his tablet, and turned on the screen to show him: "Look, a lot of people say to lie flat and let me bite. I probably don't have to worry about my future 'food source', hahaha..."

Yan Jun looked at the young man's tablet screen and squinted his eyes.

"What's the matter?" Lu Yongle noticed that the man's expression didn't seem right, and asked, "You don't like this metaphor? Then I won't say it in the future, and these comments are just a joke..."

"No, that's not it." Yan Jun didn't say what he really thought in his heart, because he felt that he had to be fully prepared before he was qualified to say those words.

"I'm not angry." The man explained, "I can indeed 'lay flat' and let you bite me, but you have injured your shoulder and it's not convenient to support it, so let's stay in this position for the time being."

—Another serious talk like that!

Lu Yongle is usually very outgoing and enthusiastic, but Yan Jun can't stand talking like that.He struggled to get down, but was held down by the man, and coaxed in a low voice: "Drink another two hundred? One hundred? Even if it makes me feel relieved."

"No, the interval is too short, it's not good." Lu Yongle decided not to show his fangs at the moment, and shook his head, "I didn't drink for fifteen days yesterday, and I drank again today, there is no interval at all, no Such."

Yan Jun felt that this was persistence after strict training, and said: "The situation is special, and I will not say anything about it."

Lu Yongle was determined not to.

Yan Jun was helpless: "Then you said last night that you want to drink this morning?"

At that time, the young man opened his mouth to tell a white lie just to dispel the other party's idea of ​​continuing to inject blood into him.At this moment, Yan Jun began to "seek responsibility". The young man thought about it and packaged his lying behavior in words: "Drinking is not the point, the point is that I want to see you in the morning!"

Yan Jun understood the implication.

"...Okay then." The man no longer forced the little blood race to "replenish blood with blood", but secretly thought of something else for the young man, while asking, "Then you get up and have breakfast now?"

"I'm sorry." Lu Yongle yawned, "I'll sleep a little longer. When Brother Fu comes over, he will bring me food and buy me a new mobile phone. Also, the Viscount also said he would come this afternoon. Go to work and leave me alone."

After a series of reports, Yan Jun inexplicably felt a little ironic in his heart.

"I originally planned to bring you a new mobile phone when I got off work..." Yan Jun put him back on the bed, "Now that the manager has brought it to you, how about I bring you dinner and supper?"

"Okay." Lu Yongle said, "Also, I want to know how the pseudo-blood is doing. Brother Yan will take a look for me quietly, and then tell me quietly?"

"Don't be quiet, I'll look at it in the open, and tell you in the open." Yan Jun paused, and then said, "If Jiang Xuan asks you to do something, don't agree, just tell me."

"Ok."

"Don't pay too much attention to things on the Internet, the official will issue a statement, don't rush to reply."

"it is good."

"Your friends... also wait for the statement to be confirmed before replying to the message. It won't be too long."

"Okay."

"Shall I leave the knife at home?"

"No. Brother Yan, don't worry. I have no problems. Go to work and don't delay."

"...one last thing."

"Ok?"

"Call me when you feel something is wrong." The man said, "I'll make sure what to do, don't hold back."

Hearing this, the young man smiled slightly.

"OK."