The whole world wants me to give birth [travel]

Ye An has already discovered that he doesn't seem to resist being Mu Ci in this way, he has suffered several times, every time he dreams of being raped by Brother Mu, he is very excited and ashamed.

Don't be surprised at all, he likes Mu Ci, and because he likes it, it is extremely natural to want to have a relationship, except for having children.After all, before he crossed over, he always existed as an ordinary man.

Ye Ledao: "If the emperor doesn't want to get pregnant, he can reward his concubine with Bizitang."

In fact, the emperor can drink it himself, which is different from what the concubines drink, but Ye Le will not be stupid to instigate the emperor to take medicine.

Ye Anxin said, isn't Bizi Decoction the ancient version of contraceptives?Doesn't that mean letting Brother Mu take contraceptive pills? That's not okay, the medicine is three-point poisonous. He likes Brother Mu so much, how can he be willing to do so!

Ye An said: "Is there any other way?"

Ye Le raised his eyebrows: "Yes, yes..."

Ye Le approached Ye An and said a few words softly.

Ye An: "..."

Ye Le found that the emperor's face turned red visibly.

Ye An said nervously: "That's... also, okay?"

"Okay." Ye Le patted his chest and assured: "It's just that self-control is better. If it's really not possible, call the waiter to massage the acupuncture points, and it's okay to draw them out."

Ye An quickly wrote it down, these are all ancient contraceptive experiences, alas, it would be great if there was a condom...

Ye An suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He traveled to ancient times and hadn't had time to contribute to this era. How about "inventing" a condom to use?

Almost immediately, he rejected this idea by himself. He didn't study much in modern times. Later, he stayed in bed and almost forgot everything he knew. He basically couldn't do anything. For example, this condom should be made of rubber. Well, he doesn't know exactly how the rubber came from. Even if he knew, such a thin craft cannot be made in this era.

So if you really want to use it, you should use Ye Le's method.

Ye Le asked curiously, "Why doesn't Brother Huang want to have children?"

"Because it hurts to have a baby."

Ye An answered straightforwardly.Now he feels that he can accept being tortured by Brother Mu. He doesn't hate the child itself, but he is only afraid of the process of "birth".

Ye Le lowered his eyes: "Chendi... once gave birth to a child, I don't feel much."

Ye An: "..."

It turns out that King Dongling is already a father? !

Ye An looked at Ye Le's thin waist wrapped with a jade belt, and said that he couldn't see anything.

"Having a baby...isn't difficult."

Ye Le used three sentences to succinctly summarize the process of his childbirth: "First conceive, then sleep, and then give birth."

It sounds like, why does it seem to be similar to "open the refrigerator, put an elephant in it, and close the refrigerator"? !

Ye An's face turned pale: "But using the latter words, how do you live?"

After birth, can it still be used in the future?

Ye Le: "..."

Ye Le really believed that the emperor's brain was flooded, how could it be possible to use the back?

Ye Le coughed lightly and said: "The imperial physician has a secret medicine that can cause drowsiness. The pain is so light that you can hardly feel it. There will be a wound on the abdomen, and it will heal after a month's rest. The royal family has a good physique and there are no scars. will stay."

Ye An understood, this is the ancient version of caesarean section, it seems to have anesthesia?

He wasn't that afraid of having an operation. In his previous life, he was in a daze when he was seriously ill, and he had an operation before.Looking at Ye Leping's expression, it seems that it really doesn't hurt...

So, can you actually give birth to a child?

Ye An couldn't help secretly fantasizing that the little nephew of Princess Fuqing's family is very beautiful and has milky fragrance on her body, if he also gave birth to one...

The child of him and Brother Mu must be like him or like Mu Ci, huddled in a small ball in his arms, his eyes are like black grapes, his voice is soft and waxy, and he will call him "Daddy" in the future .

Just thinking about it, I feel... not bad? !

Ye Le didn't know what Brother Huang thought of, and his embarrassed face suddenly became turbulent.

Ye Le was frightened and said: "Brother Huang, do you have anything else to ask?"

Ye An said with a smile: "Xiao Le, I have seen Huang Jie's child, but not yours. Did you bring him to the imperial city this time? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"It's a boy." Ye Le was a little dazed when asked about the child suddenly: "He... didn't stand still, he was born not long ago..."

Ye An: "..."

Ye An hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Xiao Le, I, I didn't expect..."

Ye An felt that he was too stupid. In ancient times, children had a high mortality rate, especially in the royal family. It was not easy to raise a child safely.Ye An didn't see any heirs around King Dongling in Qianqiu, so he thought they were staying in the fief.

Ye Le paused for a moment, then said calmly: "Brother Huang, you don't have to blame yourself, it has nothing to do with Brother Huang. It's because the younger brother is too young..."

At that time, I was young and had my first child ignorantly, but I failed to fulfill my responsibility as a father.It is impossible not to have a trace of guilt in my heart, no matter how much I linger in the flowers in the future, I will not easily have another heir.

The lost child became his heart knot.

"Xiao Le, don't you want to have a baby too?"

Ye An realized that the concubines around Ye Le had never stopped, but they never regenerated after that. Could it be that Ye Le didn't want to?

"Thank you, brother, for your concern." Ye Le smiled heartlessly: "My brother prefers to be carefree and free and unrestrained... By the way, brother, I also want to ask brother if I have something to do. My brother is going If you want to buy some properties in the city, do you have any suggestions, Brother Huang?"

Ye Le didn't want to talk about the offspring, so he changed the subject abruptly.

The idea of ​​buying a property was not something he came up with on the spur of the moment, but he had planned to do so. He spent such a lot of trouble just to test the emperor's tone. After the completion, he would hand over most of the profits to please the emperor.King Dongling, who only came back once during the Qianqiu Festival, was not enough to maintain his relationship with the emperor by relying on birthday rituals.

Ye An's attention was immediately attracted by the word industry.

"Xiao Le, are you short of money?"

In Ye An's eyes, the purpose of opening a shop is to make money, and as a prince, would he have no money to spend?Seems unlikely.But thinking that he doesn't have much money, there is an emperor as poor as him, and there is also a king of Dongling who is even poorer than him.

Ye An took it for granted that Ye Le lived in the dilapidated palace, holding a cracked earthen bowl in his hand, and the concubines were yellow and emaciated and dressed in rags.

Ye Le: "..."

Ye Le couldn't always say in front of the emperor that he was so rich that he stammered: "My brother...in fact, it's okay..."

The King of Dongling was obviously suffering and couldn't tell, Ye An felt more sympathetic to him, patted Ye Le's shoulder knowingly, and said: "If you solve the confusion for the emperor, the emperor will try his best to help you. What do you want to do?" What industry?"

Ye Le unconsciously said: "People come and go, it's best to have the kind that everyone can't live without..."

Ye Le originally planned to open a restaurant to make money and see beautiful men.Now that the emperor had asked, he roughly followed the emperor's meaning and mentioned it tactfully.

Ye Le thinks he has figured out how to get along with the monarch and his ministers, and it is always right to be safe. Who knows that his brother's thoughts are very different from before after he lost his memory. He slapped his thigh and smiled and said: "Xiao Le, so you want to open a bathhouse?" .”

Ye Le: "..."

What kind of bathhouse to open? How did a good restaurant become a bathhouse?

Ye Andao: "People come and go, and everyone can't live without it, isn't it just the bathhouse, restaurant, and inn? I think that everyone can afford to go if they want to open it. Restaurant, inn consumption It’s a bit more expensive, but the bathhouse is the most inseparable thing for the common people, who in the world doesn’t take a bath?”

Ye An spoke eloquently, but Ye Le froze in place, brother emperor, you are making unreasonable words!Taking a shower is not even good enough for basic necessities of life!

But the emperor Jinkou Yuyan, what else can Ye Le do, he was originally the owner of the restaurant, but he turned into the owner of the bathhouse, such a gap, um...

Ye Le accidentally ignited Ye An's soul of a time traveler. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was a way to show off his talents and make a fortune. He said excitedly: "I think it's good to open a bathhouse. It can be used regardless of rich or poor. , There is also a one-stop service..."

One-stop?

Ye Le's black line, isn't the dragon himself the emperor himself?

Ye Le said that the emperor's brother was nagging so godly that he couldn't understand it at all.

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand." Ye An patted him on the shoulder affectionately: "I will figure out a solution for the capital, you go to find a place, how about our two partnerships?"

Ye Le's eyes lit up, he didn't care about money or not, his ultimate goal was to get close to the emperor.And although the bathhouse is not very elegant, it seems to have a special taste when it is actually used to see beautiful men.

Ye Le analyzed the pros and cons clearly, and said with a smile: "The minister listens to the emperor's brother."

Ye An was very happy. He was finally able to shine in ancient times. After King Dongling resigned, he went to Huanhuatang to spread out pens and paper to write and draw, filling in everything he could think of.

When he was a child, his modern parents took him to a public bathhouse. Ye An was very impressed with what it looked like inside, and he still remembers it to this day.There should be a bathing pool, separate baths for men and women, a place to change clothes, and one-stop services such as scrubbing, massage, and manicure... Oh, there are saunas in modern times, but they can also be used in ancient times. , it would be even better if there is a hot spring pool... This can also be written down.

The streets on both sides of the bathhouse can be used to sell all kinds of gadgets and snacks. For snacks, there must be fried chestnuts and chicken legs, and you can also consider making fried chicken legs. If you eat too much braised chicken legs, Ye An misses the past. Junk food and fried chicken legs seem to be easy to make. Brother Mu gave him chicken legs on his birthday this time, and he will treat Brother Mu to take a bath and go shopping next time.

So this is the benefit of building a bathhouse, you can take a bath with Brother Mu...

Ye An was very happy, and after working hard for half a day, he finally finished the general planning of the bathhouse, and the rest was money.In a word, problems that can be solved by money are not problems.Ye An took out all the bank notes left over from last time, and rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the Xuande Hall.In the end, the silver taels were not found, but a lot of exquisite gadgets, antique calligraphy and paintings were found. These are all from the original collection. After picking and choosing, it was very difficult to pick out a few unsatisfactory ones, and asked Li Yao to send them to a pawn shop outside to exchange some money back.

Ye An borrowed some from Ranmei, picked some from Ye Le, and finally saved up to [-] yuan. He summoned Anyi and carefully entrusted a stack of bank notes and the blueprint of the bathhouse.

"...If there is anything you don't understand about the drawings, just ask me. If you don't have enough money, tell me, and I'll find a way."

An Yi got a new order, and his expression was very strange for a while, but he only cared about the execution and didn't care about anything else, so he weighed the total cost according to Ye An's words, and said truthfully: "My lord, the money is not enough."

An Yi reported a rough number, and Ye An said with a bitter face: "Why is there such a difference?"

Where is he going to raise money, borrow it from the Queen Mother?But Ye An didn't want to alarm the Queen Mother... If you ask Brother Mu to borrow it, the Taifu's House probably won't be able to pay that much money...

An Yi couldn't stand it any longer, and took the initiative to say: "Master, you still have [-] million silver and gold in your private treasury..."

Ye An: "..."

The private treasury is opposite to the national treasury, which is actually the emperor's private money.

Ye An's leg went limp and was about to fall, what the hell, I'm a fool, why didn't I know? !

Originally, he wanted to make a fortune, but in the end, he was already lying on the pile of money and still crying poor.What is the concept of [-] million silver? It is just a fraction of the entire imperial city to be turned into a bathhouse.

Ye An waved his hand weakly: "Then let's repair it according to the drawings..."

He probably won't be able to enjoy the fun of making money anymore. Who made him become an emperor in clothes, so he can have enough food and clothing and still have money.We can only wait for the bathhouse to be built, and invite Brother Mu to be the first to experience taking a bath, so as to make up for the emptiness in the heart of the rich.

To build a bathhouse, manpower, material resources, and financial resources are indispensable, and they cannot be obtained in a short while. Li Yao is over 40, and Ye An can't bear to ask Li Yao to worry about a bunch of trivial matters in Xuande Hall, and he has to be distracted from preparing the bathhouse , all relevant matters were handed over to An Yi, and for him, it was just to order.Ye Le is clever, knowing that a bathhouse is going to be built, so he bought a bathhouse in the imperial city that had been poorly managed and nearly closed down, and renovated it, with half the effort.Ye An wanted a hot spring, and it happened that there was a hot spring nearby, so An Yi simply bought all the nearby land and built a hot spring pool around the hot spring. .

The bathhouse is the property of the Yefu to the outside world, and it is not directly under the name of the emperor or King Dongling.At first Ye An named the bathhouse, Brothers Bathhouse, Ye Le couldn’t laugh or cry, and was moved a little stupidly, how could he dare to let the emperor name it like this, after some persuasion, Ye An had to change it to It has become a heaven and earth, hoping that the guests who come here to take a bath can experience the fun of taking a bath.

Because there is the original bathhouse as the base, the inside has been repaired quickly, and it has been almost done in the past few days. Only the hot spring pool is still being built slowly, and it cannot be used yet.Ye An and Ye Le are the bosses behind the scenes, so it's no problem to experience it before the official opening. Ye Anxin thought about inviting Mu Ci. As soon as the bathhouse was built, he couldn't wait to go to the Taifu's mansion to find Mu Ci.

"Brother Mu, let's go take a bath together!"

Because she was going to the bathhouse, there was really no need to dress up with jewels. Ye An wore a simple and refreshing cloth robe, and held a wooden basin with a bath cloth and a change of clothes in it. Her hair was wrapped in a cloth towel, revealing her clean forehead.

When Mu Ci saw Ye Xiaoan who was still yelling outside the house dressed in this way, he couldn't help but want to pinch his cheek.

What's the matter with dressing like this, and what's the matter with taking a shower together?

Ye An said with a smile: "Brother Mu, my family opened a new bathroom, my father asked me to take care of the bathroom first, so I don't have to follow him for the time being... My bathroom will open in a few days, I want to invite Mu Brother, go and try it out."

This is also the reason why Ye An insisted on putting the bathhouse under the name of Yefu. He only said goodbye to Mu last time, and was about to bear the pain to part with him only to find out that it was a misunderstanding. There must always be an excuse for him to stay and get rid of the lie.

It turns out that taking a bath together means that.Ye Xiaoan kindly invited Mu Ci to find no reason to refuse, although ordinary bathhouses would never go to the real aristocratic children, but Mu Ci often stayed in the army before and didn't pay too much attention.

"Then go."

Mu Ci was in a good mood, and followed Ye An's example. He prepared a wooden basin and clothes, but he didn't use a cloth towel to cover his head. Mu Ci selfishly thought it would be silly to do so, but Ye Xiaoan wrapped his head, and he was full of energy.

Mu Li hadn't finished learning court etiquette so hard, so naturally, he and Ye Xiaoan could only go together.

Ye An wanted to invite Mu Ci, and Ye Le also asked the housekeeper to prepare a few good massagers. He planned to try the one-dragon that Brother Huang said in advance in the bathhouse, and see if the royal bathhouse can attract beautiful men. ——Don't get me wrong, the King of Dongling is a man of status, he won't secretly peep while taking a bath, at most he can openly look at the beauties coming out of the bath in front of the bathhouse door.

Ye Le thought that he was the only one who was going to take a bath, but when he suddenly saw his imperial brother leading a young man over from a distance, Ye Le was also a little surprised.

His royal brother, who was supposed to be high above and distinguished, took off his dragon robe and put on a commoner cloth, with his head wrapped like a farmer's. When he talked to the young man, there was a clear smile on his face and eyes, and he walked away. Yi Yi wished he could look up at him three times, he didn't have the face to look at the unpromising look of a spring heart sprouting.

Ye Le rubbed his eyes to make sure that he did not recognize the wrong person. Looking at the young man again, he was fresh and handsome, with a dignified appearance, and his handsome features were somewhat similar to those of Taifu Mu. Ye Le probably knew who it was.

No wonder that when he begged in front of the imperial court, the emperor's brother seemed to have cut his flesh, but it turned out to be the man in the emperor's appearance. From this appearance, they wanted to come to the bathhouse to take a bath together.

Regardless of the king's dignity, Ye Le left the servants around him, changed into an inconspicuous cloth robe, wrapped in a kerchief, and stood quietly behind the bathroom door. When Ye An approached, he pretended not to When they met by chance, they jumped out in surprise and called "Brother".

Ye An and Mu Ci: "..."

Ye An's heart and eyes were full of Brother Mu, and when he saw Ye Le, he didn't know how to react for a while.

Ye Le just wanted to see Brother Huang suffer because of his obsession with beauty, and he felt secretly refreshed, but he said aggrievedly: "Brother, why are you ignoring me, do you have a new..."

Ye Le just wanted to say that he would not recognize his younger brother if he had a new love. Before he could say the word "Xin Huan", Ye An hurriedly pulled him aside.

"Xiao Le, why are you here?"

Ye Le blinked and said innocently: "Brother Emperor, I also want to take a bath."

Ye An: "..."

Ye Le contributed a lot to this bathhouse, Ye An couldn't just forbid his younger brother to take a bath out of conscience for his own selfishness, after all, he built a public bathhouse.

Ye An said: "You can wash it if you want. Remember, from now on, you are not allowed to call me emperor brother, nor are you allowed to call yourself a minister."

Fortunately, it was not exposed just now.

Ye Le grinned: "Brother, is he going to hide from that son, then what should I be called?"

"I don't want to keep it a secret, I will tell him myself in the future." Ye An quickly wrote the word "Ye" in Ye Le's hand, and said: "I am called Ye Xiaoan now, and you will be called..."

"Ye Xiaole!"

Ye Le quite likes this pseudonym.

Ye An said solemnly: "No."

One Ye Xiaoan, one Ye Xiaole, it's too obvious, how can it be such a coincidence that the brothers have the same name as the emperor and King Dongling?

That's all for himself, let's have a little Le, I'm afraid Big Brother Mu won't doubt it!

Ye An said cruelly: "You can call me Ye Lele or Ye Yele, you choose!"

Ye Le: "..."

Under the coercion of the emperor, King Dongling becomes Ye Lele aggrieved, because Ye Yele doesn't sound very serious.

Ye An finished his instructions in a few words, and pulled Ye Le over to Mu Ci's side: "Brother Mu, this is my younger brother, Ye Lele."

Ye Le kept snickering, he guessed right, as expected the emperor's man was Mr. Mu.

And Ye An remembered that Ye Le had thought about Mu Ci. He was worried about whether Ye Le would do something, and also worried whether Mu Ci would fall in love with Ye Le...

Mu Ci just glanced at Ye Le indifferently: "Xiao An, I didn't know you had a younger brother in your family."

Ye An laughed and fooled the past: "My brother is strictly controlled at home, and my brother rarely goes out."

Ye An was a little nervous, and secretly paid attention to Ye Le and Mu Ci. Ye Le behaved obediently and seldom spoke, and Mu Ci rarely went to see Ye Le.

Ye An began to cast aside his small thoughts, and no longer entangled in these things.

The three of them entered the bathhouse without exchanging greetings.Although this is a public bathhouse, its layout is similar to that of a rich family's house.The first thing you do when you come in is to change your clothes.The changing room was divided into several rooms. With Ye Le here, Ye An couldn't be cheeky enough to mix up with Mu Ci, because Ye Le "unfortunately" went to another place in the opposite direction, and Mu Ci didn't. When Ye An showed hesitation, he took the initiative to say goodbye to him temporarily.

Ye An patted his face hard, Ye Le is his younger brother, as an older brother, he should really take care of his younger brother.

Ye An then smiled and said: "Brother Mu, if you change first, then wait for me."

Ye Le's face was contorted, and Ye An cautiously flattered Mu Ci, Ye Le felt ashamed, and felt that Brother Huang was too stupid.Based on their status and status, whoever they want is just a tick of their fingers?

Ye An and Ye Le both changed into brand new snow-white bathrobes and clogs.This bathrobe used to exist in ancient times, it was not new, so Ye An prepared a lot in the bathhouse, wearing it loosely on his body, he could walk around in the bathhouse at will, at least he didn't have to face the embarrassment of not wearing anything.When he came out, Mu Ci had already changed into an indigo bathrobe and was waiting. The styles of the two bathrobes were similar, and Ye Xiaoan curled his lips proudly. !

The large bathtub in the center of the bathhouse has been filled with hot water in advance, and compartments have been built around it according to Ye An's wishes. According to the rules of the bathhouse, you must clean yourself before taking a bath, so Ye An brought Ye Le and Mu Ci with them. Go to the cubicle to take a shower first.When building this bathhouse, Ye An made full use of the wisdom of modern people, and ordered people to make a simple version of the shower. Taking a shower here has become extremely convenient.It's just that Ye Le is not very good at using the hot water switch. Ye An patiently taught him for a long time. After teaching him, Ye Le suddenly winked at him and ran to a little distance away.

Ye An understood and did not follow Ye Le this time, hesitatingly walked into the compartment next to Mu Ci.

Hearing the sound of gurgling water next door, Ye An tried to calm himself down, not to smile silly.The faces of each other can be seen between the two compartments, but the shared door panels almost cover the area from the neck down to the calves. Mu Ci is taller than Ye An, and Ye An can see Mu Ci's broad shoulders. But only Ye An's slender neck can be seen.The two of them took a bath without speaking, the hot air in the bath steamed Ye An into powder, but he couldn't tell how red his face was.

Ye An calmed down, wiped himself a few times indiscriminately, patted the door lightly and said, "Brother Mu, do you need help?"

Help in the bathroom usually means helping with scrubbing.

Mu Ci turned around, and the water kept washing his brows and eyes, and fell to the ground one after another along the smooth curve of his body.

Seeing his handsome and gentle face, slightly trembling Adam's apple, and well-defined collarbone, Ye An involuntarily lowered his head, trying hard not to bleed from his nose.

Mu Ci chuckled: "I don't have to, what about you?"

Ye An thought about it, he bit his lip and nodded, his voice sounded like a mosquito calling: "Brother Mu, my back is still wet, can you wipe it off for me?"

Mu Ci did not refuse, walked to the board, took the cloth towel from Ye An, and gently wiped the water droplets on his neck and back through the board.Ye An was a little shorter, afraid that Mu Ci would be inconvenient, so he deliberately raised his feet.Mu Ci's eyesight is good, and he could see the white and delicate feet of the young man under the board, with round and lovely toes like lotus root tips. Mu Ci only took one look, then looked away.

After wiping off the water marks, Mu Ci returned the cloth towel to Ye An, put on his bathrobe again and went out.

Ye An followed.

Ye Le finished washing in a short while, and came to meet them. There was a handsome young man in a black bathrobe beside him. Ye Ledao was hooking his fingers in the bathhouse, and met a young man who was good at massage. .

The young man followed Ye Le's footsteps, his eyebrows were low and his eyes were pleasing to the eye, and he was taciturn.

Ye An was embarrassed, did Ye Le commit an old problem, and met new people in just a short while?

Before he could ask about the young man's details, Ye Le smiled and said, "Brother, I don't know how to drink water, so I won't go down to soak."

While talking, he flicked his sleeves and accidentally dropped a piece of bath beans—an ancient version of soap, which just rolled to Mu Ci and Ye An's feet.

The young man next to Ye Le wanted to pick it up for him, Ye Le glanced at him, and the young man did not dare to act against his will.

Ye Le bowed by himself, Ye An suddenly became excited, bathhouse, bath beans, Emma, ​​isn't this just picking up soap!

Ye An excitedly said: "Xiao Le, let go of that piece of fat...bath bean, let me do it!"

Ye Leyuan did it unintentionally, but he didn't really understand it. After Ye An insisted, he stood up and gave in. Ye An picked up the bath beans boldly in front of Mu Ci.

Mu Ci: "..."

For a moment, Mr. Mu's expression remained normal.

Ye An was a little frustrated when he returned the bath beans to Ye Le. It can be seen that the soap picking up on the Internet is fake. He worked so hard just now, but there was no effect. It was really a waste of excitement.

He didn't know, just as he was talking to Ye Le, Mr. Mu's face slowly turned a little red.

Mr. Mu was hesitant, should he tell Ye Xiaoan that the bathrobe is not too snug?

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