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"...Finally found it. Xu Ze, that bastard, it's outrageous to put your marriage certificate and mine in the family museum."

One of the small worlds that Mu Qingli and Duanmu Bai traveled through was the actor's world.In fact, Mu Qingli has no old friends to visit in this small world. Duan Mubai's slag Gong has been lying in the ward for most of his life. He has also acted in plays for a long time, and he didn't leave with him until he finally died.

Friends of the same age are getting along pretty well, and Xu Ze is no longer here, so there is no need for them to come back.

It's just that the first marriage certificate between him and Duanmubai is very commemorative no matter how you think about it. He still plans to come back to try his luck and take him to coax the big stone along the way.

Back then, Duanmubai was angry to the next world because of this matter.

They wandered around for a while, only to learn that the only thing he left behind during his lifetime, Xu Ze, who was one step behind him, told him to put it in their family museum, to commemorate him and "The Movie Emperor He". An unwavering love story.

Mu Qingli used a little magic to steal the things out of the museum calmly.

The certificates were handed over to Duanmubai, who held them like this and stared at them for a long time.

Mu Qingli smiled and said, "I knew you would like it, so this trip is not in vain."

"I like it very much." Duanmubai was like a stubborn child, tightly pinching the certificate with his and Mu Qingli's names written on it, his eyes could not hide the joy.

If he hadn't let him see it with his own eyes, Xu Ze's false rumors would always be a shadow in his heart.

Today, the shadow finally dissipated.

After getting the certificate, the next world Mu Qingli and the others went to was the mythical world of the Demon Emperor.

It is mainly heard that after his death, Duanmubai took his body and left a 'souvenir' at the place where they first met.

Mu Qingli glanced at the inexhaustible giant tree that was obviously transformed by a coiling dragon, and finally set his eyes on the pool surrounded by fairy mist.

He rubbed his chin and said frankly: "Tell me, I was so obsessed with this pool at the beginning, could it be because of the fairy pool in your small hall?"

"It's a pity that your Immortal Pond is too clean. I'm too embarrassed to do shameful things with you in it, so as not to damage the aura of the pool." Mu Qingli said with emotion.

Duanmubai glanced at the big tree, and asked in a muffled voice, "Is the pool the point?"

Mu Qingli laughed and said, "Isn't it? When we come back, don't we want to relive what we did back then?"

"You..." Duanmubai's ears turned red slightly.

Sure enough, no matter if it was the fragment of the soul or the true deity, Mu Qingli could always be so... wandering.

Mu Qingli didn't get angry when he heard his voice that came out accidentally, but walked up to him and raised his chin condescendingly and asked, "Huh? Dare I ask God, don't you like my slutty temperament? "

The redness of Duanmubai's ears deepened, he lowered his head and held his hand in compromise, kissed his hand, and replied honestly: "...I like it."

Mu Qingli's eyes were bent like beautiful crescents, unexpectedly he didn't push Duanmubai into the water, and then did such and such a thing, but lay with him under the tree transformed by the coiling dragon, embracing and sleeping.

The quiet environment here is the reason why he likes it the most.

Of course, if you revisit the old place, you still have to experience what you should experience.

After finishing it heartily, Mu Qingli, who was lying on the side of the pool, sighed: "It's a pity, your real deity is not a dragon."

The blue veins on Duanmubai's forehead began to throb again: "What are you regretting?"

"Hey, don't mention that kind of thing, as long as you understand me."

Duanmubai: "..."

He doesn't want to understand.

Because it is a world with a mythical background, he and Duanmubai's primordial energy is not limited, and they can use spells freely here.Before leaving, he deliberately sneaked into the Fox Clan and gave Baiquan, the nine-tailed fox who had become the patriarch, a bag full of resources that might be useful in this world.

In any case, Bai Quan, as his senior, has indeed been doing his best for him and the original protagonist.

This can also be regarded as a thank-you gift to the Fox Clan, especially when Bai Quan and the patriarch tried so hard to prevent him from being used.

When the small bag was delivered to Bai Quan by the people in the clan, Mu Qingli and Duanmu Bai had already withdrawn.

Bai Quan held the bag in silence for a long time, his eyes were dimmed, and he didn't know if he had guessed who gave it.

·

The last thing Mu Qingli and Duanmubai came to was abo's small world.

The timeline they traveled back to was not long after the time when the insect king was eliminated, and it was only about ten years.

"Why do we come back here?" Selfishly speaking, Duanmubai didn't really want to return to this small world where he had all kinds of unpleasant memories.

The first is Mu Qingli's life-threatening sacrifice, and then there is Qin Han who doesn't see eye to eye with him.

"This world is quite interesting, and I also want to confirm whether the world line has returned to the right track after the insect king is eliminated." Mu Qingli said.

When they passed by the main city, through the big screen on the building, they saw an interview with Qin Han, who was dressed in a handsome military uniform and was serious about his speech.

It seems that the empire just encountered a wave of invasion of interstellar bandits that caused headaches for the surrounding alliances for a long time.After Duanmubai left, Qin Han, who was promoted to Marshal of the Empire, led the army in an ambush and successfully captured the leader of the bandits.The bandit leader, who has many lives in his hands and always brutally kills many innocent businessmen and passers-by, was just executed yesterday.

"Defending the empire is the responsibility of the military. As long as I and the soldiers of the empire have breath, we will guard the empire until the last moment." After not seeing each other for a few years, Qin Han seems to have matured a lot.

After Mu Qingli and Duanmubai died, Qin Han hardly ever saw a smile on his face again.Originally, he didn't talk much, but when it wasn't necessary, he didn't even want to speak, and became the coldest and most inaccessible man in the empire.

With his help, the fourth prince of the 'deceitful corpse' successfully took over the empire and became the new king.He just got married not long ago, married a beautiful and introverted girl, but very smart and assertive.

When the whole country was celebrating, everyone was also worried about Qin Han's lifelong event.

There are many o in the empire from the royal family and nobles, but none of them are of Qin Han's liking.

Strictly speaking, after experiencing the events of the year, he seems to have lost interest in many things, and lives a robot-like life with an extremely regular life every day.During this period, the king and his friends did not fail to introduce him. Even the pheromone matching showed that o with a matching degree of more than 70.00% could marry him, but he rejected them all.

Probably because of the mentality of revenge against Mu Qingli and Fu Tingsheng, Qin Han's explanation to the outside world every time is: "These two people betrayed my feelings, and I will never trust anyone in my life."

He just wanted to live alone and grow old alone.

Sitting in the hotel, Mu Qingli said angrily, "Qin Han, I won't blame him!"

The two of them obviously sacrificed their lives for the country, so he could say the word betrayal, as if there was some complicated triangular relationship between them.

Although there used to be a little bit.

Tianshu, who regards Qin Han as a male god in a small world, muttered, "I think there is nothing wrong with saying that. He was the one you adults abandoned first."

In this world where the average age per person is two to three hundred, Qin Han in his fifties is considered to be the younger generation.Mu Qingli didn't like to hear what he said so early that he would die alone.

Mu Qingli gritted her teeth, sat with Duanmu Bai and said, "No, we have to help him find a soul mate. This guy successfully aroused my desire to challenge!"

Seeing how excited he was, Duanmubai couldn't hold back his hand, and rubbed his thumb on the back of his hand a few times.

Tianshu struggled: "This seems a bit difficult."

"Because according to the original plot line, Qin Han must die, so the original world did not arrange for him a partner with a matching degree of 100% or more than [-]%. Even if you search the entire small world, you will definitely find him. not."

Mu Qingli was silent for a while, narrowed his eyes and said, "Since there is no one, create one for him."

Tianshu was at a loss: "?"

WTF?

Mu Qingli took the Heavenly Book out of his consciousness, stared at the scroll lying obediently in his palm, and smiled like a cunning fox.

·

Not long after Qin Han got up today, he received a news from Ke Lei that gave him some headaches, which could be called a major event.

"Oh, that's amazing. Today, the inspection bureau has newly entered a o pheromone. After matching, it is found that it matches you 100%! You also know that everyone is worrying about your life. In a moment, it was announced to the public by the inspection bureau.”

"Many things." Qin Han's face was as dark as Bao Qingtian.

The people from the testing bureau also sent a newsletter saying that the little o was detained by them, saying that they wanted Qin Han to check the situation himself.

As a stubborn old man with the idea of ​​dying alone, Qin Han didn't think it was a surprise from heaven. He just wanted to take the person away from the inspection bureau and send him to another place quietly.

However, he was still on the way, and the fourth prince in the palace sent him a message: "Marshal Qin, don't blame me for not reminding you, according to the imperial law, alha and o who are 100% compatible must obtain a marriage certificate. "

As expected of someone who has worked with him for many years, he has a firm grip on his ideas.

"However, the good news is that your little o is not yet fully grown, and it will take a few years to get a certificate with you. Just in time, you can take him home first, and cultivate a relationship for a few years, maybe it won't be so Repelled."

Qin Han gritted his teeth and replied, "Impossible."

Where did Ono come from? Qin Han is not someone who would easily compromise just because the match rate is 100%.

Qin Han came to the inspection bureau with a low air pressure and a gloomy face.

As soon as he saw the chief, before he could utter the question in his mouth, he saw a small head popping up behind the chief, with golden eyes carefully and shrinkingly looking at him.

The boy's hair was black and seemed to be very soft and slightly curly.He seems to have a distinctive temperament, especially clean and pure, like a little angel who has just entered the world.

The director smiled and said: "Marshal Qin, you are here! This is o who has a 100% match with you, and his family background has just been investigated by someone. He seems to be a child born abroad, who was adopted by a pair of betas for many years. As a result, the beta saw that he was old enough to detect pheromones, sent him to the main star and disappeared."

"We have just reported his situation with His Majesty, and His Majesty decided to make an exception and register him with an imperial resident ID card in view of his 100% match with you. But because his identity background is unknown, there is still a certain degree of suspiciousness, His Majesty thinks it is most appropriate to entrust him to you to monitor, after all, you are the strongest alha in the empire now."

Qin Han looked at the person behind the director with a sullen face for a while, and the drafts of rejections and curses that he had prepared on the way here turned into: "... oh."

……Grass.

Undoubtedly, the black-haired boy boarded Qin Han's flying machine, and the two returned to Qin Han's mansion in silence.

All the o's that fell from the sky are fake, and this boy's body is actually a book from heaven.

The method Mu Qingli came up with was very frenzied, and said, "I counted, and you are almost at the age where you can change form."

Then after letting him transform into a human form, he faced him again... Ah bah, the magic weapon was transformed, and he magically created an o's body.Moreover, the pheromone on his body was matched with Qin Han's favorite rose scent.

Mu Qingli also said at the time: "I didn't expect that Qin Han, a big man with strong bones, would like such a romantic thing as roses."

Tianshu is still a little messy, and his mood is more complicated than Qin Han's.

... The adults in his family are always not human.

[Very well, let me just say that my baby is stunning, no man can resist his beauty, not even Qin Han! 】Mu Qingli's proud voice came from Tianshu's mind, extremely arrogant, 【Tian'er, Qin Han's lifelong affairs are entrusted to you, you must take him down! 】

"...My lord, I'm afraid." Tianshu murmured.

As his master, Mu Qingli can keep in touch with him with this psychic power even if he is some distance away.

[Don't panic, Dabai and I have already got an aircraft, and we will go to another planet to play soon, don't worry about us.You are right there, cultivate a good relationship with Qin Han. 】

"..."

The heavenly book collapsed.

Who is worried about that pair of dogs and men?He is worrying about himself!

He said in disbelief: "If I really succeed in conquering people, but I am a magic weapon, and he is just an ordinary person in a small world, then it is impossible to be together."

【Why not? 】Mu Qingli was puzzled, 【You are my magic weapon, which can contain and nourish the primordial spirit. 】

[This matter is simple. When Qin Han dies in the future, you can store his weak primordial spirit and take them away together to raise them.After a few years, he will be able to grow a new body slowly. 】

"..."

Tianshu felt that his lord, in order to be able to travel in this vast world with his lover Duanmubai, really did everything he could.

"Your name is Mu Tiantian?" When Qin Han opened his mouth, Tianshu realized that they had arrived at their destination.

Although he yelled at Qin Han every time, when he actually sat next to him, he still shrank subconsciously: "...Yes."

Upon hearing this, Qin Han sneered and said, "That name sounds really silly."

"..." To be honest, Tianshu also felt the same way.

However, it is impossible for him to call himself Mu Shushu?Sounds even more silly!

Probably because of the king's order, Qin Han still took the Tianshu to his deserted mansion and arranged a room for him.

Qin Han is as strict as a patriarch: "There are all kinds of books in the room. If you want to watch live TV dramas and play holographic games, you can just stay by yourself and don't disturb me. If you need anything, just leave me a note."

Tianshu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Thank you Uncle Qin, you are so kind!"

Qin Han: "...?"

uncle?

Does he look that old?

Qin Han glared at Tianshu, seeing that he was even more careless than himself, and happily flipping through the book to find dramas, he suddenly felt like he was vomiting blood in the wrong place, and threw him in the room angrily, and went out to do some work by himself son gone.

Tianshu thinks that Qin Han's mansion, which has everything you need, is simply a paradise.

He decided to forgive Mu Qingli for using him to satisfy Qin Han's pairing.

Tianshu lives in Qin Han's house, and lives a very leisurely life.Moreover, Qin Han was too busy as the marshal. Apart from meeting with the higher-ups during meal time, the two of them basically lived their own lives.

Mu Qingli was shocked after listening to Tianshu's description: [Aren't you full of experience?Back then you taught Dabai how to attack me, but you went to attack Qin Han. 】

Tianshu cried, "Qin Han is too fierce."

[Who was calling Qin Han so handsome in my ear every day before? 】

Tianshu: "...Hmm."

He is just a magic weapon!

In order to complete the task, Tianshu decided to do something according to Mu Qingli's suggestion.

For example, cook a meal for Qin Han by himself.

It is said on the Internet that to attack a man, one must first grasp his stomach.

Tianshu felt confidently that this would be a very simple strategy task.

"What are you doing?" He was happily cooking for the first time in his magic weapon career, when Qin Han's eerie voice came from behind him, so frightened that the vegetables in his hand were not cut properly, and the food on his fingers Cut a knife.

Hearing Tianshu's exclamation, Mu Qingli cared for a while and said: [Yes, being soft and weak can make him love you a lot. 】

Tianshu originally thought that the pain was nothing, but when he heard Mu Qingli say this, he pretended to hold his bleeding hand in pain, looked at Qin Han pitifully, and replied fearfully: "Yes, I want to cook for you. "

"I said don't worry about me." Qin Han replied indifferently, staring straight at his injured hand.

After a while, he said stiffly, "Did your blood get on the dish?"

Heavenly Book: "?"

At this time, Qin Han actually cared about the food?

Gradually, Tianshu and Mu Qingli began to discover that Qin Han was a straighter species than Duanmu Bai.

For example, Mu Qingli asked Tianshu to wear more casual pajamas and stroll around in front of Qin Han.

As a result, Qin Han saw him more often in one night, so he asked, "Are you afraid of the dark?"

Tianshu felt that according to the strategy, he should answer in a timely manner, and then they could sleep together.

As a result, Qin Han installed a small bear-shaped lamp in his room the next day, and told him, "The night light will not affect sleep."

Tianshu: "..." There's nothing wrong with it.

It happened to be raining outside the house, and the thunder was rumbling. Tian Shu recalled how Xiao Baihua was afraid of thunder in Bazong's world back then, so he also pretended to be weak and said: "I, I am still afraid of thunder."

Qin Han didn't answer him, turned around and went back to his room.

Tianshu thought that Qin Han was very cruel, but saw him back not long after.

Just when he was happily wanting to report to the adults that the strategy might make great progress, Qin Han gave him an earplug and said confidently: "This is very useful. Ke Lei introduced it. He said that after wearing it, he will no longer be afraid of it. Thunderstorm, you can try."

Heavenly Book: "..."

The mood is like a roller coaster.

Things like that, not too much.

After a few days, he felt that he had seen through Qin Han.

"I don't, this man is even more straight than Duanmu Shenzun, and I'd be a fool to attack him again!" Tianshu and Mu Qingli resisted angrily, suspended his strategy, and returned to the days of the dead house.

Mu Qingli was probably also shocked by Qin Han's coquettish operations in the past few days, so he didn't let him do it for the time being.

On the other side, Qin Han spent a few days at home comfortably, and when he always felt that something was wrong, he remembered that the little kid named Mu Tiantian hadn't pestered him recently.

He wondered if Mu Tiantian was not feeling well, so he went to take a look, but when he came outside the room, he heard soft weeping.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

He was startled when he heard the sound, thinking that something happened to Mu Tiantian, he hurriedly opened the door, and saw a young man hugging a small pillow, sitting on the carpet crying to the TV series.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the young man looked at him blankly with red and swollen eyes.

Qin Han: "...What are you crying for?"

It was fine if he didn't ask, but Mu Tiantian's tears couldn't stop falling when he asked. He pointed to the TV and cried, "The heroine is too miserable. The hero lost his memory in a car accident and forgot about her..."

Qin Han gradually became expressionless.

"Oh, then you go on." After finishing speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Tianshu felt that his temper was a little inexplicable, and complained angrily: "What kind of evil pen is Qin Han?"

Everything about the male god is fake, filter!

Just a few seconds after he said this, the door was opened again, and then he received a death stare from Qin Han.

"..." Tianshu silently turned his head back to face the TV, and continued to watch his torture drama.

The day seems to have changed little since that day, but it seems to have changed a little bit.

Qin Han stayed at home for a little longer recently, and he occasionally came over to ask Tianshu what he wanted to eat, or asked him if he needed anything.After coming and going, the communication between the two unknowingly became more.

Later, Tianshu accidentally heard the conversation between Qin Han and Ke Lei, and knew that they were having a headache recently how to track down the uncaptured remnants left by the interstellar thieves.

"Their spaceships have been modified to block our radar signals, and especially use the sound waves of other creatures to track them chaotically. They have been lost several times like this."

"Okay, I see." Qin Han rubbed his forehead and ended the communication with Ke Lei, only to find Mu Tiantian who was poking around outside the study.

It was rare for him not to lose his temper: "Still sleeping?"

Tianshu struggled for a while, and said to him: "Although I'm not very good at other things, I'm very good at tracking signals. Do you want me to help?"

Back then, he was helping Mu Qingli and Duanmu Bai to do this kind of thing every day.

Qin Han hesitated.

However, he was also quite curious about what kind of abilities this young man named Mu Tiantian could have. Seeing that he seemed eager to try, he agreed.

Since he wanted to track down the remnants of interstellar bandits who hadn't been caught yet, Qin Han had to take Mu Tiantian to the military's studio.In view of his special status, Qin Han had no choice but to monitor by his side to ensure that he was not a spy sent by the enemy country or the interstellar bandits.

On the contrary, when people from the military saw Mu Tiantian, they all talked excitedly behind his back.

"Wow, is that O who is 100% paired with Marshal Qin?"

"He's so good-looking, yet Marshal Qin still dislikes him just like that. His demands are simply higher and outrageous than Marshal Fu's."

The mechanical appliances in the control room, as well as the complicated computer programs and software, fell into the hands of Tianshu, like a student who met a teacher, all became very obedient and well-behaved.

After collecting the tracking signals, he slightly upgraded and modified the software and tracking tools. After working for several days, he not only accurately captured the signals that the remnants were trying to hide, but even accidentally helped find some loopholes in their system caused by external factors. , and hidden signals scattered outside by dormant enemy nations and other hostile aliens.

It's a great achievement.

Qin Han immediately looked at him with admiration.

Tianshu will help mainly because he likes to play with these small programs, which is as fun to him as playing games.

After finishing the matter, he immediately ran to ask Mu Qingli for credit, and received a compliment.

Qin Han also rewarded him later, taking him out shopping, playing games, and eating delicious food.

The simple-minded Tianshu felt that he didn't hate him so much anymore.

He lived in Qin Han's house just like that, and stayed in Qin Han's house for several years. The two of them became acquainted with each other from the very beginning.

Qin Han didn't seem to have said that he wanted to send Mu Tiantian away again.

He found that the little o who fell down inexplicably was a stupid and shrewd boy.

From pheromones to personality to appearance, it seems that they are all tailored for him, and he really can't get disgusted.

I don't know when it started, but Qin Han didn't say anything to refuse the teasing from Ke Lei and His Majesty about the relationship between Mu Tiantian and him.

Even at the age when Mu Tiantian could get married and get a certificate, Qin Han still didn't express it.

The people around were more anxious than him.

Until this day, Qin Han noticed that his mood was getting a little irritable, like a sign before the susceptible period, and originally planned to go home and get something before leaving.

As a result, as soon as he got home, the strong rose-flavored pheromones hit his nostrils, causing his pheromones to explode almost out of control.

He has good hearing and can hear Mu Tiantian weeping a little while hiding in the room.

With a headache, he wondered if Mu Tiantian was watching some old sadistic drama again and moved him so much that he couldn't control his pheromones. He finally came to the room and found someone, only to see him squatting helplessly in the corner.

When Mu Tiantian saw him, he seemed to see a savior: "Qin Han, my body seems to have become so strange..."

Tianshu felt uncomfortable, but he called Mu Qingli for a long time, but there was no answer from the other side.

He even wondered if Mu Qingli was just doing something with Duanmubai, so he temporarily blocked their communication.

Qin Han's head hurt even more by the door.

Mu Tiantian's estrus period unexpectedly came at such a coincidence.

Qin Han stood by the door with a sullen face and thought for a long time, finally took a step into the room, and closed the door behind his back.

His expression became a little scary.

He tossed aside the coat that was supposed to go out by him, unbuttoned the collar on his chest with dark eyes, walked up to Mu Tiantian, picked him up and put him on the bed, and touched his cheek tenderly with rare movements. hair, and whispered to him, "Don't be afraid, it just means you've grown up."

Tianshu suddenly realized: "Growing up means, can we have sex?"

Qin Han: "?"

The adults always told him that as long as Qin Han was put to sleep, it would be fine.

After all, if a restrained person like Qin Han is willing to sleep with him, it means that the strategy is successful.

Although Tianshu doesn't understand much, but after staying with Qin Han for so long, he actually has a good impression of this boy, and looks forward to sleeping with him.

So Tianshu's eyes lit up: "Will my physical condition be more comfortable after I sleep?"

Qin Han: "..."

Is his understanding of Mu Tiantian's innocent image all these years wrong?

Also, every time I face Mu Tiantian, I always feel like a child that someone would teach me in my memory.

In order to prevent Mu Tiantian from making any more shocking remarks, Qin Han decided to preemptively block his mouth.

Mu Qingli and Duanmubai, who were far away from other planets, snuggled up to the seaside, and suddenly rolled their eyes: "The mission of Tianshu is going well."