Our dormitory is all straight men

thirteen,

Yan Ning tossed and turned in bed at night, quietly clicked into the forum, and saved the photos that Xiao Xi secretly took.

Swiping down boredly, I found that Fu Hanjiang was also on the list, but the angles of the photos posted were quite weird. He was originally a handsome guy who could defeat 90% of the crowd with his face, but he was so ugly in the photos. .

Yan Ning couldn't help covering her face, the angle of death was taken secretly by Xie Nuan, she couldn't bear to look directly at it.

It also hypocritically matched the copywriting: the spring river is cold, and there are green hills everywhere.

Yan Ning felt a chill.

Yan Ning quietly looked at Fu Hanjiang, who was concentrating on changing a game and doing his great career of power leveling.

Xie Nuan was still adjusting the angle of death on his own bed.

Yan Ning believed that when Fu Hanjiang saw this post, Xie Nuan's life came to an end.

Yan Ning couldn't help but opened the photo album again, and secretly took the photos of Xiao Xi to wash his eyes.

The more he looked at it, the more sad he felt. He didn't know which girl would end up with such a beauty. He couldn't be reconciled to thinking about it.

Lying on the bed tossing and turning, I then thought about whether I still have two girls, when they grow up and introduce them to Xiao Xi... I will definitely cry to death.

Yan Ning buried her head in the pillow and let out a deep breath.

Life is too difficult, what should I do to embrace the beauty.

After much deliberation, Yan Ning decided to learn from her cousin who was proud of her love.

Just as he stretched his head out of the quilt to pick up his cell phone, he saw Xiao Xi carrying a basin of clothes to dry on the balcony.

It was still the usual black vest, and the butterfly bone on the thin back was about to fly.

Yan Ning's little Jiji is like Xiao Xi's signal acquisition radar—and pointing at the intended target.

fourteen,

Xie Nuan took a bath and sang: "A Zhen! I fell in love with A Qiang!"

Be happy every day.

Fu Hanjiang, who was broadcasting live, couldn't bear it anymore, and said viciously:

"To shut up."

Xie Nuan continued to take a bath, and said loudly: "Hanjiang~jiang~~jiang~~~ What are you talking about?! I listen! No! Clear!!!"

Fu Hanjiang yelled: "Shut up!"

Xie Nuan turned off the shower and said, "What?"

Fu Hanjiang said with nothing to love: "Shut up."

Xie Nuan said obediently, "Oh."

After turning on the shower, he naturally raised his voice again: "Life~~~~~What's the meaning of life!"

Fu Hanjiang opened the bathroom door vigorously, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

"I'm sorry...ha..." Xie Nuan muttered.

He is actually in good shape, apart from Xiao Xi, he is the tallest in the dormitory (when standing up straight), although he is thin, but a young man also needs to have a chest and a waist, and a neat eight-pack belly Muscle - lines.Following him, he swung back and forth as he turned around.

Not too small.

Fu Hanjiang looked up and down, his glasses quickly fogged up, he cleared his throat, and closed the door again without swearing.

Xie Nuan: "?"

Is the sun coming out of the west?

fifteen,

Yan Ning had great confusion in life, opened a certain treasure and started to place an order:

"Heidi's Sexology Report"

"Homosexual Studies"

"Gay Subculture"

A History of Homosexuality in Europe

"Sexual Psychology"

……

I made a bunch of orders in a daze.

This can’t be blamed on him. Although most people read e-books now, old Comrade Yan Qi has an extraordinary obsession with paper books, so Yan Ning has developed a conditioned reflex to go to the bookstore to buy books if he wants to read them. Good habits for paper books.

After running early in the morning, Xiao Xi went directly to the school gate to pick up a courier. The courier boy said loudly, "16 in 404th house! There is still a package!"

A group of girls who were picking up the courier all turned their heads to look at him, with the same strange expressions on their faces, Xiao Xi took a step back in shock, only to find that there was a large list of book titles printed on it with great fanfare when he got the courier box. , the recipient covered it with a black marker "16--404", and he barely guessed it was Yan Ning from the little ticked tail.

The courier in his hand was so hot, he didn't want to pick it up, or didn't pick it up, he hesitated for a while, and then signed for it against the inexplicable eyes around him.

Yan Ning turned on the Do Not Disturb mode on his mobile phone, and slept soundly. He didn't know that Xiao Xi had just come out of the locker for him in the entire campus.

He has an exquisite appearance, his eyes are closed obediently, his eyelashes are clear and long, and the newborn sunlight casts a little streamer on the eyelashes, and the white cheeks that still have a little baby fat are slightly rosy. The child with such a innocent and harmless face is actually a vivacious little pervert.

Xiao Xi looked up at him for a while, smiled and shook her head, and stuffed the courier box under his desk.

sixteen,

The instigator, classmate Yan Xiaoning, didn't know that outside of his sweet dream, Xiao Xi came out to the whole campus for him, happily ate breakfast with Xiao Xi, and was brutally punished by the instructor for a day with Xie Nuan. Liandi and Fu Qing lay paralyzed on the bed together, and sighed expectantly together: "Ah~ there are still three days until the end of the military training."

Xie Nuan was looking in the mirror in the bathroom, sobbing, "Han Jiang, I think the skin color on both sides of my face is different."

She was already obscene in appearance, but if she turned into a yin and yang face, I'm afraid there would be no more girls to want.

Fu Hanjiang lazily said: "Come here."

Xie Nuanle ran over joltingly, stepped on the bed and stretched out her face to Fu Hanjiang to see.

Fu Hanjiang didn't wear glasses, pinched his face, and could barely see clearly when he got close.

It was the first time I didn't see Fu Hanjiang's eyes through the lens, moist and confused, Xie Nuan felt that his brain suddenly lacked oxygen, and his behavior was completely instinctive.

He swears to God, he is definitely not him at that moment; his brain at that moment is absolutely out of his control.

It was an accident.

Twist to the left, twist to the right, there is indeed a little difference, Fu Hanjiang was just about to speak in satisfaction, Xie Nuan suddenly moved closer to him, the warm touch was on his lips, Fu Hanjiang was stunned, and involuntarily let go hand.

"Bang" with a loud noise.

The person at 304 downstairs ran to the balcony and shouted: "404! Did someone fall off the bed!!!"

Fu Hanjiang just realized that his first kiss was taken away by Xie Nuan, who killed thousands of knives, he gritted his teeth and wanted to scold her.

Xiao Xi flew over and took a look at Xie Nuan, who was already unconscious, and ran downstairs. While opening the door, he yelled at Yan Ning, who was stunned, and Fu Hanjiang, who was on the verge of rage: "Call 120!"

Well, Xie Nuan, if you are frivolous, you will kill yourself!Fu Hanjiang dialed 120 while running wildly, and at the same time, Xie Nuan was skinned and cramped in his heart: It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, when did you wake up, and when will I beat you so badly! ! !

[-].

"Soft tissue contusion! You'll be fine after being in the hospital for two days!"

"But he fainted just now." Yan Ning said, "Is it really just a soft tissue contusion?"

The old doctor glanced around, and handed the payment slip to Xiao Xi, who seemed the most reliable among the group of people.

As soon as he raised his eyes, the glasses slipped to the tip of his nose, and the old doctor tremblingly pushed: "Little classmate, if you don't believe what the doctor says, go straight out of the hospital gate and turn right when you see a small turntable. That one is more suitable for you."

Xiao Xi paid the fee, and stayed to accompany Xie Nuan in bed, while Yan Ning and Fu Hanjiang went back to the dormitory together.

After leaving the door, Yan Ning was curious, so he took Fu Hanjiang to the place pointed by the old doctor to have a look:

Huaiyong fortune-telling, character testing, naming.

[-].

Xie Nuan felt complacent about escaping the military training and Fu Hanjiang's inhuman torture. Two days later, he was discharged from the hospital and returned to the dormitory. The counselor came to visit him in person.

Xie Nuan pretended to be melancholy and said, "The doctor said that I can't do strenuous exercise recently."

While happily handing over the small leave issued by the hospital.

"Have a good rest!" The counselor accepted the slip and said, "This happens often! Military training! Just train with freshmen next year!"

Xie Nuan: "?!"

Doesn't seem to be the same as imagined?

The counselor saw through all the small eyes, and slowly said: "In your case, there is no credit for military training, and you have to retake it."