Our dormitory is all straight men

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New Year's Eve.

Dormitory small group:

Xie Nuan: [Screenshot of transcript]

Xie Nuan: Why did I fail so many subjects [crying]

The school has ulterior motives for releasing grades during the Chinese New Year.

Fu Hanjiang: I did not pass the exam. In college, the grades are about the same.

Xie Nuan: I am the bottom one, how about you?

Fu Hanjiang: Second.

Fu Hanjiang paused: Positive number.

Yan Ning: ...

Xie Nuan: (;Д`)

Xie Nuan quickly adjusted his mentality: Which bastard did better in the exam than our Han Jiang?

Yan Ning complained: It's your cold river, not our cold river.

Xiao Xi: ...

Xiao Xi: Me.

Xie Nuan: ...

Xie Nuan: I am dead.

Fu Hanjiang: Are the sweet and sour short ribs ready?

Xie Nuan came back to life in situ: burnt!

Fu Hanjiang: I asked Jianchun to pick it up.

Fu Hanjiang: It's a done deal, let's celebrate the new year happily, and I'll help you with tutoring after the new year.

Xie Nuan: [Love you] Mmmm!

Yan Ning: ...

Being shown a face, can a person with a boyfriend bear it?cannot!

Yan Ning is not to be outdone: @萧喜, what are you having for dinner?

Xiao Xi directly made a video call.

Yan Ning looked around, clutched her phone and returned to her room.

Yan Ning was excited: "I heard the sound of firecrackers!"

Fireworks and firecrackers have been banned in Jiangcheng for many years. Except when she was a child, Yan Ning also watched fireworks at Disney and fireworks festivals.

Xiao Xi pushed open the door, allowing Yan Ning to hear more clearly: "Yes."

Yan Ning noticed that in front of Xiao Xi was a crystal clear and boundless snowfield: "Is it cold outside?"

Xiao Xi: "It's okay."

Someone set off fireworks in front, and he held up his phone to show Yan Ning.

Yan Ning: I don't want to watch fireworks.

"I want to see you." Yan Ning said shyly:

"……Boy friend."

The camera switched, and Xiao Xi appeared in the frame, the corners of her lips slightly raised: "Okay."

Yan Ning propped up her mobile phone by the bed, and while frantically taking screenshots, she rested her cheeks on the small screen and stared intently at it. Once in love, she would go to different places. It is really a test!

Just as Yan Ning was about to speak, the door was pushed open with a "bang".

Yan Xiao and Yan Ji piled up at the door, craned their necks to look at Yan Ning's phone.

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Ji greeted loudly: "Hi brother-in-law!"

Yan Xiao followed suit: "Hi brother-in-law!"

Yan Zisu, who was passing by, said politely, "Hello, brother."

Murong Fu rushed out excitedly, squatted beside Xiao Xi and stammered, "Hi Goddess!"

Yan Zisu: ...

Yan Zisu said politely: "We're going to eat, see you brother."

He also helped Yan Ning take away Yan Xiao and Yan Ji, who were onlookers.

Yan Ning: "What did you have for dinner?"

Xiao Xi thought for a while, went back to the room and opened the refrigerator, and showed him the snow mushroom soup that was reserved for Murong Fu tomorrow morning.

Yan Ning said distressedly: "Just one dish..."

Xiao Xi pointed the screen at Murong Fu, who was slumped on the sofa to digest his stomach, which was round from eating: "The other dishes are all in his stomach."

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Ning was curious: "I saw white, round things like glutinous rice balls in the soup."

Xiao Xi took out fresh snow mushrooms and showed him: "Mushrooms."

Yan Ning swallowed: "Is it delicious?"

"Delicious!" Murong Fu finally understood the relationship between him and Yan Ning with a map of Chinese kinship titles, and said excitedly, "Should I call you sister-in-law or brother-in-law!"

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Ning: Wait!

Yan Ning: "Yan Zisu!!!"

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Yan Zisu had reasons and evidence: "First of all, he pursued me unilaterally."

Yan Zisu said in a calm manner, "Secondly, I haven't promised him yet."

Yan Zisu calmly said, "Finally, I got the first place in the whole grade in the final exam."

(If it weren't for the lack of ranking in the international class, Murong Fu might also be number one.

Yan Zisu is satisfied: This person is qualified to pursue me. )

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Ning: ...

Yan Zisu squinted at him: "What about you?"

Yan Ning looked at his ranking. There were 23 students in the class, and he ranked No.12.

There are 11 people in the front and 11 people in the back.

Very moderate, very ordinary, very ordinary.

Simply not qualified to talk about love.

Yan Ning had an idea: "But my boyfriend is number one in the class!"

He is qualified to fall in love!

Yan Zisu: ==

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Xiao Xi, who has never been serious about a year, is a little embarrassed. How can Murong Fu, a man from country Y, experience the atmosphere of the New Year.

Xiao Xi: "Set off firecrackers?"

Murong Fu: "Children set off firecrackers."

Xiao Xi: "Show off fireworks?"

Murong Fu: "Children only set off fireworks."

Xiao Xi: "..."

Murong Fu looked forward to: "Why don't you ask me what my lord should do?"

Xiao Xi had no choice but to say: "What should my lord do?"

Murong Fu looked at the kitchen curiously, and eagerly said, "Cook."

Xiao Xi: ...

The mental outlook of today's minors is really different.

When Murong Fu burned out the third pot, Xiao Xi said, "...don't be an adult yet."

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New Year's Day.

Yan Ning's circle of friends: [Picture] Chicken soup and fried rice go together best!

Xiao Xi looked at Yan Ning's circle of friends, and when he regained consciousness, he was already at the market with a freshly killed chicken in his hand.

Oh, then make fried rice with chicken soup.

Murong Fu burped, quietly took out his phone, and canceled his ticket back to Jiangcheng the next day.

The second day.

Yan Ning: [Picture] Squirrel fish is the best!

Xiao Xi pondered, there seemed to be no mandarin fish in the vegetable market, forget it, carp would be fine too.

Although there were a lot of thorns, Murong Fu quietly uninstalled the booking software.

Murong Fu pondered: If my brother didn't go to college, he would probably be a cook.

He will definitely hire a high salary to go home and cook for himself.

Now he only needs to share his family fund with him to let him cook for himself every day, which is really worth it.

In the third day of junior high school, stewed raw...

Xiao Xi walked around the vegetable market.This one really doesn't.

Xiao Xi zoomed in on the picture, and a corner of preserved egg tofu leaked out from the side.

Ok.

Murong Fu, a native of country Y, was terrified, took out his phone, and re-downloaded the booking app.

On the fourth day of the lunar new year, Murong Fu canceled the air ticket with dried plums and vegetables.

The fifth day, stinky tofu, Murong Fu rebooked tickets.

On the sixth day, steaming the lion's head, Murong Fu deleted the app again.

……

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When Xiao Xi followed Yan Ning's circle of friends, he accidentally entered the boss's circle of friends:

Wangpu transfer: Ningda University’s on-campus milk tea shop or Dawu Coffee in the snack street.

With price m.

Xiao Xi frowned, and sent a WeChat message to the boss: What's wrong?

The boss was frowning: My mother told me not to neglect my job, and asked me to inherit and revitalize the ancestral Yangji restaurant, expand the business, and open more branches...The funds are limited, and only one coffee shop and milk tea shop can be left.

Xiao Xi: ... Isn't your surname Sun?

Boss: ...my mother's surname is Zhang.

Xiao Xi: ...

Xiao Xi: Ancestral inheritance?

Boss: My grandmother's grandmother's surname is Yang.

Xiao Xi: ...

A century-old store should be carried forward.

Xiao Xi opened the top WeChat conversation: Do you like blood glutinous rice milk tea or foggy coffee?

Yan Ning, a young master of love, replied in seconds: blood glutinous rice milk tea!

The blood glutinous rice milk tea is made by Xiao Xi, and the big fog coffee is made by the boss, is it still a choice?

Comrade Yan Ning, a good Chinese boyfriend, chose blood glutinous rice milk tea without hesitation.

Xiao Xi: Then go to a milk tea shop for self-study in the evening, okay?

Yan Ning is obedient to her boyfriend's every request: ok!

The bright lights of the milk tea shop are better for the eyes!

Moreover, the eye protection lamp is Xiao Xi's personal property and can be taken away.

Xiao Xi: Pass the milk tea shop to me.

boss:? ? ?

boss:! ! !

The boss quit WeChat and confirmed the remarks: The poor boy beats the worker one (note: the ranking is based on appearance)

Boss: I was deceived by the poor and beaten workers. My sympathy for the vast number of working people has no place to rest.