Our dormitory is all straight men

110,

Yan Ning laughed dryly: "Ha ha."

Fortunately, Xiao Xi is not around.

Thank you damn capitalists.

(The hard-earning boss: ???)

The lingering Xie Nuan poked his head out from behind the green partition: "Who? Marry whom?"

"Being a person must never be unspeakable and trustworthy, Xiao Ningning!" Xie Nuan was vigilant: "If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come, and the scumbag will be scumbag to the end. Let the first love keep him in the memory!"

Su Wan: ...Where did the stand-up comedian come from?

Chen Lu:? ? ?

Fu Hanjiang calmed down: single bet.

Yan Ning blushed and waved her hands violently: "No... no first love..."

First love is still brewing!

Su Wan was thoughtful: "Oh..."

Yan Ning hurriedly said, "Don't listen to his nonsense."

Xie Nuan: Nonsense?Who is talking nonsense?

Xie Nuan:? ? ?Sure enough, there is a situation! o(Д)」

Xie Nuan is gearing up: little cousin!It's time for your dear cousin to use his spare heat!

Fu Hanjiang said coolly: "Your worries are superfluous, and this is a sign of failure."

Su Wan narrowed her eyes and looked over coldly.

Fu Hanjiang: ...Damn it, it's an A when you look like this, I was wrong.

A pitch-black child appeared in front of Xie Nuan, and tapped on the table with his fingers.

Xie Nuan: "...why?"

Nineteen canteens are delicious, but they seldom come, because this canteen is relatively close to the high school attached to Ningda University, and the canteen in the attached high school is terrible, so this often happens:

For example, the junior high school student in front of him said solemnly: "Hello classmate, this is my seat."

Xie Nuan:? ? ?How do you prove it?

Fu Hanjiang: Who is your classmate?

The junior high school student pointed to a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of him and emphasized: "This is my seat."

Didn't you see the chopsticks that others left here to occupy the place?As a college student, I can't even see such a big pair of chopsticks.

110 one,

Xie Nuan gave up a seat to the right, and the child was still waiting to be bullied. Su Wan turned her head and gave him a nonchalant look, and the child who was bossing around just now immediately gave up.

Angrily sat next to Xie Nuan.

Su Wan was kind to Yan Ning: "Go to sing K together after dinner?"

Fu Hanjiang looked at the black-faced junior high school student thoughtfully: This annoying kid looks familiar.

He looks good too, but his face is too dark (pun intended).

The little Heihai tapped his spoon hard on the dinner plate.

Xie Nuan was vigilant: "At night in our dormitory..."

There seems to be no activity.

Fu Hanjiang added thoughtfully: "He has an appointment tonight."

Then he said to Xie Nuan, who turned around with a big arc: "Be careful with your shoes."

Don't kick me anymore!

Su Wan looked at Yan Ning: "Huh?"

Yan Ning nodded sharply.

I promised Xiao Xi to go to Tumao Cafe!

Su Wan raised her eyebrows and said, "What about the weekend?"

Yan Ning was in a dilemma.

The junior high school student next to Xie Nuan dropped the soup bowl to the ground with a "bang", and the few remaining eggs and seaweed hung on Xie Nuan's shoes without any waste.

Xie Nuan: ...

Should I go straight out of the gate of the school hospital first, and turn right at the store when I see a small turntable?

"You have to learn English on weekends." Fu Hanjiang stared at Xie Nuan, and said coolly, "Are you going to pass the fourth level?"

Don't rub on me.

Yan Ning cast a grateful glance at Fu Hanjiang, who had a fast hand... oh no, an extraordinary fast mouth, and said obediently, "I have to study recently, and I will take the fourth grade soon."

Fu Hanjiang's glasses flashed coldly: If he dares to ask Yan Ning to study together, I will dare to come out on the spot for Yan Ning.

Ah, it seems that I don't need to do anything, Fu Hanjiang thought as he stared at the chopsticks in the hands of the junior high school student next to him.

Su Wan let out a long "Oh" and said meaningfully: "Then let's meet again during the holidays."

Dodge successfully.

Fu Hanjiang kindly reminded the child who was desperately stuffing something into his mouth: "Be careful of choking."

After all, your soup has been spilled.

As soon as the words fell, Xie Nuan was coughed all over: ...

Who cares about the Tathagata Buddha, the Supreme Lord, the Pope of Rome!Go burn incense on the weekend!

Chen Lu, who broke into the hail of bullets for no reason: If my gay detection radar didn't have a system failure, wouldn't you be so gay when you meet each other?

Shouldn't hire two neighbors on the same day to save time/money.

Who would have thought that having a meal in the cafeteria would encounter a fight between relatives and friends.

This is probably a war between 0 and 1.

110 two

After a peaceful week, at noon on the weekend, Fu Hanjiang walked out of the dormitory after getting a good night's sleep, and decided to fulfill his duty as a brother, go home and cook a hot meal for his sister, it's not good to eat leftovers, right?

Fu Hanjiang met at the elevator entrance with a bag of fresh ingredients. He was holding "Buddha's Radiance—The Most Effective [-] Temples in Ningcheng", "Ask Ningcheng—Ningcheng Taoist Tour", "A Different Style—" - Xie Nuan from travel brochures such as "The Church in Ningcheng", and his domineering brother Xie Han.

Fu Hanjiang's gaze moved back and forth between the two identical faces with difficulty.

I was so shocked that I forgot to get off the elevator.

The elevator doors closed slowly again.

Xie Nuan strode forward and rushed into the elevator room.

The elevator goes down.

Xie Han left alone in the corridor by his brother: w(Д)w

(;Д`)

Xie Nuan and Fu Hanjiang took the elevator upstairs again.

Xie Han who took another elevator alone to the parking lot on the first floor:? ? ?

Fu Hanjiang pointed to 1003, cleared his throat and said, "This is my home."

Xie Nuan glanced at 1004, and said weakly: "This, this... this is me, me... my brother's family."

(Xie Han came up in the elevator again: The real estate certificate is clearly in the names of both of us._)

Fu Hanjiang nodded politely to Xie Han in the elevator, passed by Xie Nuan, and walked towards the door of his house, the door of 1003 suddenly opened.

Fu Jianchun appeared at the door of 1003 with a lot of tableware in his arms.

Xie Nuan:? !This tableware seems to belong to my family?

After all, it is specially customized according to the overbearing Mr. Xie's taste: noble royal taste, resplendent, gold and silver, out of print in the world, Xie's collection.

Even the remaining vegetable leaves bear the traces of Xie Nuan's unique knife skills.

Fu Hanjiang's glasses flashed coldly.

Fu Jianchun shook his hand: It's over.

Fu Hanjiang reminded her: "Be careful with the (spoon) in your hands..."

Before the words fell, I heard a crisp sound, overbearing Mr. Xie's global limited collection spoon-1

"……bowl……"

Global Limited Collection Rice Bowl-1

"plate……"

Global limited collection plate-1

Xie Nuan: I seem to have discovered some strange pattern.

Facing Fu Hanjiang, Xie Nuan was intoxicated: "I..."

The dormitory sleeps in the clinic, and the house lives opposite the door. This is the legendary god-sent marriage!

I'm sorry if we're not together, is there any arrangement from God!

Xie Han: "It doesn't matter if you don't need to pay, we have to go out and come back and say nothing!"

He quickly pulled Xie Nuan, who didn't really want to leave, into the elevator.

He had a premonition that if he left here one step later, he would lose his dear brother completely.

Xie Nuan sat in the driver's seat excitedly, pulled the handbrake intoxicated, and let go of the accelerator in a daze.

Xie Han: I suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to let my brother drive today.

Xie Han: "Big... Big, big, big!"

"Bang" sound.

Xie Han covered his eyes in despair.

Xie Nuan slammed on the brakes in fear.

There is no need to check with the property owner. The parking spaces in this community are all arranged according to the room number, and the car he rubbed... must be the car of Fu Hanjiang/Fu Jianchun's family.

The Xie brothers had no choice but to temporarily cancel the itinerary of worshiping Buddha/visiting Taoism/worship.

Had friendly consultations with the Fu brothers and sisters in the underground garage and the corridor of Unit 10 on the [-]th floor.

Going back to the gates of 1003 and 1004, I saw a pile of broken porcelain that hadn't been cleared up yet.Fu Hanjiang whispered softly: "So the fact is that you prefer to eat the dishes made by Brother Xie Nuan?"

Fu Jianchun nodded timidly.

Based on her understanding of her brother, the more amiable he looks, the more he is accumulating violent attacks.

Fu Hanjiang threw the ingredients in his hand to Xie Nuan.

Chef Xie took it tacitly, and said with high spirits: "Okay!"

After all, it is short-handed.

Xie Nuan walked into 1003 together with Fu Hanjiang and Fu Jianchun.

Leaving behind the domineering Mr. Xie who was ignored the whole time: What about me?

Fu Jianchun appeared at the door of 1003 with a broom and dustpan.

Xie Han's eyes were red, he choked up and said, "(Brother) is mine."

Fu Jianchun happily handed him the broom and dustpan in his hand: "Okay, okay, it's all yours."