Our dormitory is all straight men

39,

Yan Zisu and Yan Ji walked out of the school together, Yan Zisu's already serious face was very serious.

Yan Qi said lovingly, "What's the matter? Did you fail the exam?"

Yan Zisu nodded solemnly.

Yan Ning finally found a sense of existence as an older brother, and tried to build up her favorability while Xueba's little cousin was fragile: "I just started high school, it doesn't matter if I didn't pass an exam."

As a parent, Yan Qi is more concerned about grades: "Where did you rank in the exam?"

Yan Zisu said with a heavy heart, "First."

Yan Ning, who was injured by continuous critical strikes:? !What's wrong with the kids now?

Yan Qi was also surprised: "Then why aren't you happy?"

Yan Zisu said: "The difference between No.2 and me is only thirty points."

Yan Ning:? ? ?Tons of damage hit Yan Ning who had just been revived on the spot.

Yan Ji explained for her: "Thirty people are poor in Chinese, and No. 2 is said to be a native of country Y who just transferred from another school and can't speak Chinese."

Yan Ning understood: "He can actually speak Chinese."

It's just a limited level.

Yan Ning went crazy: "He can actually speak Chinese!"

The inversion sentence is too contagious.

forty,

Yan Zisu's eyes are sharp: "I want to transfer to the ordinary class, and I want to take the college entrance examination!"

Yan Ji flinched: "I won't go! I don't want the college entrance examination 155551"

When a scumbag meets a top student, the harm cannot be underestimated, and Yan Ning feels the same.

Especially for this kind of twins, the IQ is all given to one of them, which is simply worse.

Yan Ning hugged his little cousin's shoulders, trying to find the long-lost family affection in him.

After all, there is a natural reproductive isolation between us ordinary students and Xueba.

Yan Ji sneakily opened the Maoclaw app, and asked Yan Ning in a low voice, "Are you just a dick?"

Yan Ning shook his head, and the alarm bells sounded in his mind: Not good, there is a generation gap with young people.

Yan Ji: "Then play King Pesticide?"

Yan Ning nodded, and was about to show off her hard-earned gold rank to him.

Yan Ji has already opened the live broadcast room, and his eyes are shining with admiration: "Look! I am a god!" Fu Hanjiang's irritability cannot be ignored through the mobile phone: "That Xiao Qiao, if you don't know how to play games, don't grab your parents' mobile phone, okay?" !"

Xiao Qiao opened the microphone, and a cute girl said, "I'm already in middle school, brother, you are so fierce 555"

"...I don't have a sister as stupid as you." Fu Hanjiang: "You play so badly, please let go of the game and go back to do your homework, okay?"

Yan Ji: "Hahahahahahahaha."

This world turned out to be really small, and Yan Ning caressed Yan Ji's hair affectionately: "Your male god is my opposite bed, and I am your male god after all, okay? Yan Ning and You Rongyan."

The hand feeling didn't seem right, Yan Ning slowly moved his eyes out of Mr. Duck's nest, his eyes gradually focused on Yan Ji's oily hair, slowly retracted the arm on his shoulder, and slammed on the seat. Rubbing hard a few times, he said, "You... haven't washed your hair for a few days?"

Yan Ji was disgusted: "Tch, girls only take a bath every day!"

Yan Ning: "...Maybe your male god also takes a bath every day."

Also wipe the fragrance.

Yan Ji: "How is that possible! Otaku male gods are all real men with dirty clothes, bird hair, single solo for 20 years! Not rough, not male gods!"

Yan Ning: Apart from being single, I’m really not. After all, I’m still a young man with a limited imagination. Did you know that your male god is actually an exquisite little pink book blogger with a rainbow keyboard?

41,

In the evening, Xiao Xi tried to find some TV series suitable for Murong Fu to learn Chinese.

Costume drama, pass.

Period drama, pass.

Romantic drama... Xiao Xi, who just became a parent, hesitated for a moment. After all, she is still in high school. Puppy love is wrong, right, pass.

In the end, I chose a few mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas for Murong Fu. Although the plots are very exciting, the language is life-like, and you can understand a certain amount of national conditions in the country.

Xiao Xi was looking for TV dramas for Murong Fu, and Murong Fu sat aside and gave him money to play.

Xiao Xi kept charging her cell phone in the bedroom, and it took a long time before she found out that this rich but neglected brat was throwing flowers (sprinkling money) at the goddess again.

Xiao Xi said: "...Don't send me money in the future."

Murong Fu: "? Now I have converted you in Zhongyuan!"

In addition to the Renminbi account, Xiao Xi also had an astronomical Y national currency account, which was transferred by Murong Fu before he knew how to exchange currency.

Xiao Xi tried to understand him: "...RMB."

Murongfu parroted his tongue: "Lunming fart."

Xiao Xi gave up: "No, I mean don't transfer money to me anymore."

Murong Fu: "Why, I am so rich."

So poor you.

Murongfu will never forget the day when he took a plane, then a train, then a car, and finally took a donkey cart to Xiao Xi's house.

He hesitated for 10 minutes before stepping into Xiao Xi's house, and at that moment he vowed to share his family fund with this poor brother.

Anyway, it can't be spent.

How could he be the brother of Murong Fu, the richest man in Country Y, so poor!

Lost the face of their old Mu family!

Xiao Xi pursed her lips and said, "Our village has been demolished."

Murongfu learned a new vocabulary: "Demolition?"

Xiao Xi said: "Someone just bought my land."

Murong Fu understood: "Oh, how much did you sell for?"

Xiao Xi said: "... [-] million."

"So little?" Murong Fu resentfully said, "Do Chinese people like to round up? Brother, how about you round up [-] million?"

Really too poor...

"...No thanks." Xiao Xi: "Also, replace 'Lao Tzu', 'Zhen', 'Ben Gong', and 'I' with 'I'."

(There is a kind of poverty called your brother thinks you are poor.)

42,

October [-]rd.

Xie Nuan received Xie Han.

Xie Han was dressed in a high-end suit and his watch was shining brightly, revealing that he was rich, rich, and rich.

The two brothers walked together, revealing the following effective information:

The cruel and domineering CEO, and his substitute poor relative.

Xie Han said politely: "Are you used to living in the dormitory? Do you need me to buy a house near Ningda University?"

Xie Nuan was excited: "Really!"

Sure enough, the feelings of brothers are earth-shattering!

Xie Han said coldly: "Well, the board of directors (the chairman and I) decided (strongly requested) that the branch office is located in Ningcheng."

Xie Nuan: "...So you are going to move to Ningcheng?"

Xie Han glanced at him, reluctantly (can't wait) said: "You can also move here to live together. (Please)"

Xie Nuan forcefully pulled her back: "...you can't sleep out during college."

I don't really want to live with the domineering president.

Heartbroken, Xie Han, who didn't know if there was such a regulation because he never went to university, was disappointed, but his appearance was still noble and glamorous: "I just predicted that the housing prices in Ningcheng would rise. I didn't want to have sex with you." live together."

President Xie said coldly in his heart: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.