Rebirth Dear [Entertainment]

Spoiler one nothing to play games

Since retiring from the circle, both Chu Ning and Shen Xiao have become jobless, after living a luxurious life for a while.

"Director Shen, "Jianghu" needs to be merged, you can help me to test the waters." Cheng Chengcheng approached the big idler and smiled.

Shen Xiao shook his legs, and said noblely and coldly: "Give me money?"

Cheng Chengcheng gritted his teeth, "Here!"

"That's no problem," Shen Xiao responded with a gleaming white tooth, "Give me two account numbers!"

So, Shen Xiao dragged Chu Ning to the online game "Jiang Hu".

Shen Xiao is playing a male account, a knight of more than 50 levels, and his name is "Smile Without Talking".

Chu Ning was playing a female character, an assassin of more than 40 levels, and her name was "Chu Chu Moving".

Before entering "Jianghu", Shen Xiao was full of interest and eager to try, just waiting to show his skills, conquer all the younger brothers, and create a grand plan of dominance.

It's a pity, even our director Shen didn't know, he turned out to be - a handicapped gamer!

Disabled, disabled, disabled...

cry!

A month later, [Pretty and Touching] has reached level 60, while [Smiling without speaking]...is still only in the [-]s.

In line with the Du family's thinking that I'm not going to make it easy for you, so don't think about it, Shen Xiao secretly made a decision in his heart.

[World] [Laughing without saying a word]: Crab, human, take me to the dungeon, hurry up!

[World] [I am the legendary crab]: No, my dear and I are fighting together!

[World] [Laughing without speaking]: My lord, Xia Xia, come here!

[World] [I am the legendary crab]: Stop calling them, they are the ones fighting with us.

[World] [I am the first person to eat a crab]: The crab is back, ignore that lunatic.

[World] [I am the legendary crab]: Okay.

[World] [Laughs without saying a word]: ...

[World] [Laughing without speaking]: Humans, you die!

[World] [Laughing without saying a word]: I want to create a dungeon!

[World] [Cute and moving]: Come back with a smile, I've already kicked everyone out.

[World] [Laughing without speaking]: Huh!

[World] [Laughing without saying a word]: Which master will lead me to brush the dungeon?I promise it with my body!

[World] [Sing Conquer on Your Tummy]: Hey, you're quite courageous!Blatant derailment! This is it!

[World] [Shen Shao goes home]: Smile and tell the truth?

[World] [Laughing without speaking]: Who are you?

[World] [Shen Shao goes home]: My surname is Xu.

[World] [Laughing without speaking]:?

[World] [Cute and Touching]: Hurry up, or else...

[World] [Laughing without speaking]: I'll go with you!

[World] [Cute and Touching]: You asked for it!

……

"Hey, Chu Ning, what are you doing? Give me back my computer!"

"not return!"

"I still want to do a dungeon with Xu Cang! Don't make trouble!"

"..."

Chu Tianwang put down the computer, stood up straight, looked down at Director Shen who was sitting by the bed, his eyes darkened, "You asked for it!"

"what?"

He fell straight down and took off his clothes.

Shen Xiao: "..."

Spoiler [-] It's okay to go shopping in the supermarket

One day, when there were no daily necessities at home, Mrs. Chu and Shen went to the supermarket together.

Passing by a sweets counter, Shen Xiao stopped, looked at Chu Ning, and nudged the direction of the sweets with her mouth, the meaning was obvious.

Chu Ning looked at him for two seconds, turned around decisively, and continued walking.

Shen Xiao didn't move and stood.

Chu Ning walked through three districts, turned around, saw that Shen Xiao didn't follow, squeezed the shopping cart tightly, paused in her steps, hesitated, continued to move forward, walked half a district, and stopped.

Sighing helplessly, he turned around and returned to the sweets section.

Sure enough, seeing Shen Xiao still standing there, and seeing him coming back, he raised his eyebrows, a little frightened.

Chu Ning passed by him with a cart, non-stop, "Ah, I forgot to take the shampoo, luckily I thought of it immediately..."

Shen Xiao rubbed his hands secretly, and held down Chu Ning's shopping cart.

"What are you doing?"

"Need a snack."

"There are still at home."

"The ones at home are not sweet. You bought them by mistake last time. You bought sugar-free ones."

"Qi Ming said that you have been a little angry recently, and you have to control your intake of sweets."

"You asked me to drink granules, and I drank it."

"..."

The man walked behind Chu Ning, and suddenly put his arms around Chu Ning's waist, leaning his head on his back, "Chuchu..."

"..."

Sighing helplessly, "Just pick three bags."

Shen Xiao jumped up, stood on tiptoe and smacked Chu Ning's face, then jumped into the sweets section.

"It's really pampering him..." Chu Ning touched the faint warmth remaining on her face, and smiled lightly.

It's okay to cheat teammates

One day, photos of Chu Ning and Shen Xiao hanging out together were exposed on the Internet.

"Mrs. Chu and Chen have reappeared in the Jianghu!"

"It's still so delicious!"

"It's really booming and in a trance."

"King Chu's double standard really surprised us!"

"The most eye-catching CP in history is there any!"

……

Director Shen looked upset.

"Didn't I tell them not to harass us?"

Chu Ning silently turned off the phone.

"No, absolutely can't continue like this, we must divert their attention."

"Smile..."

"Have it!"

Shen Xiao's eyes lit up, and he was extremely excited, "I'll post the photos of Mo Jue and Shen Huai'an on the Internet!"

"What do you want?"

Chu Ning pressed Shen Xiao's hand that was about to take the phone, and was very vigilant. He knew that Shen Xiao wanted to do something bad again.

"Send other people's photos indiscriminately, and privately expose other people's relationships...isn't that bad?"

"What's wrong?"

Just as Chu Ning was about to speak, Shen Xiao said again: "I think that's how we came here at the beginning? I haven't settled with the person who betrayed us yet!"

Chu Ning: "..."

"Well, well, anyway, they quit the circle a long time ago, and this matter has little effect on them."

"...But it will always destroy their peaceful life."

"We have to protect them, so who will protect us?"

"..."

"Being stared at by these rotten girls and rotten men all day long, I'm almost mentally ill! Look, I have gray hair!"

"..."

"I don't do anything else, just post a few photos to divert the attention of those rotten women and rotten men."

"……OK then."

As a result, there was a couple of married couples on the Internet—Juean and his wife.

The next day, Mo Jue called Chu Ning's phone.

"Can you take care of him? Did Huaian and I provoke him?"

"……What's wrong?"

"Don't tell me you don't know! Now those few photos on the Internet are going crazy!"

Chu Ning switched hands to hold the phone, "What photo? I don't know?"

Shen Xiao said at the right time: "What happened?"

Mo Jue: "..."

Is this a couple pretending to be stupid together?

"Shen Xiao Chu Ning, you wait for me!"

Then, there was a group of photos of Chu Ning and Shen Xiao in Haiwu around November last year on the Internet.

Episode [-] It's okay to cause trouble

Recently, Shen Xiao has become obsessed with watching his and Chu Ning's fanart on the post bar.

Then leave a litany of comments like that.

"The landlord is too stupid to explain."

"The owner is mentally ill!"

"The landlord has a hole in his head!"

"The landlord is crazy and doesn't explain it."

……

You said, people write well, and people read well, so you are looking for trouble, aren't you?

Therefore, it is necessary to quarrel.

"Upstairs you are sick! Don't look at it if you don't like it, why are you so stupid?"

"Upstairs, if you have the ability to write it yourself!"

"I've seen him in many of Mrs. Chu and Chen's fanfiction. He's just a troll, so please ignore him."

"Enough upstairs! If you do this again, I will report you!"

……

And Shen Xiao still went his own way, reading the text non-stop, scolding the author non-stop.

In the end, he was indeed reported, and the administrator came to the door.

"This number, are you going to delete it yourself? Or should I lock it?"

The person on the account at that time was Chu Ning.

"..."

"Why do you want to lock my account?"

"Why? You still dare to ask why! Do you know how many people have complained to you these days? Let me be fair, don't read the article if you don't like it, and don't follow Mrs. Chu and Shen if you don't like it!"

"...Sorry, I think I understand."

"Delete? Or lock?"

"I'll delete it myself."

"it is good."

"However, I want to say that I am also very cute to Mrs. Chu and Shen. My family has caused trouble for you recently. I'm sorry."

"..."

"I will register another number."

"The person who has been doing it for a long time is not you!"

"Well, don't worry if this happens again in the future, I will apologize one by one when I come up."

"……Row."

"Thank you."

"It's okay, it's not easy for you."

Episode [-] It's okay to show love

Chinese New Year, go home.

Prince Du said that if Shen Xiao didn't come home this year, Shen Xiao's pocket money would be cut off.

Shen Xiao heard that, that's okay, he quickly packed up his things, and took his son back to Du's house.

"Hey, isn't this Ten Niang? Why are you standing at the door?"

"...If you really don't like the name Du Shilang, you can also call me Zuo Weiheng."

"Oh."

"...Go in if you have nothing to do."

"Ten Niang, you haven't given up yet? Are you still thinking about the crown prince?"

"……I will not give up."

Shen Xiao rolled his eyes resolutely, "Qi Ming won't let you in."

Du Shilang raised his head abruptly and looked at Shen Xiao, as if he had been stepped on a painful spot, a bit fierce.

Shen Xiao blinked, terrified, "What do you want? Do you dare to do something to me?"

At the same time, Chu Ning took a step forward, her cold eyes glanced at Du Shilang.Du Shilang felt that he was being targeted by a poisonous snake in an instant, and activated his defense mechanism reflexively, looking at Chu Ning vigilantly.

Seeing him like that, Shen Xiao raised her chin proudly, "My lord is protected by someone!"

Chu Ning put her hands on Shen Xiao's shoulders, pulled him towards her, lowered her head and kissed Shen Xiao's forehead lightly.

Du Shilang: "..."

I'm going to the Humane Society to sue you for dog abuse!

After the New Year's Eve dinner, Shen Xiao and Chu Ning sat on the sofa to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

At first they were still sitting upright, but when Xu Cang came out of the kitchen, the two of them had already twisted into a braid.

Prince Du coughed lightly, "Be careful!"

Shen Xiao lay on Chu Ning's lap, and played with Chu Ning's fingers. Hearing this, she stuck out her tongue and licked Chu Ning's fingertips.

Prince Du stomped his feet fiercely, "Shen Xiao, please restrain me!"

Shen Xiao glanced at him slowly, and said lightly: "I won't."

Du Heng: "..."

"It's wrong, it's wrong! Qi Ming! Come over here and clean up me!"

Qi Ming ran in, this guy had just educated Du Shilang outside the door!

"Honey, what's the matter? What do I need to do?"

Du Heng pointed at Shen Xiao, "Look at him! He actually made out with Chu Ning in front of me! Isn't he trying to provoke me?"

Qi Ming tilted his head, and then pulled Du Heng up.

"Hey, I asked you to teach Shen Xiao a lesson for me, why are you dragging me?"

Qi Ming chuckled and said, "Let's make out in front of Du Shilang, and stimulate him..."

……

Xu Cang shook his head helplessly, the Du family is really getting more and more dirty, the world is not right!

Put the washed grapes on the table, "Master Shen, will you stay tonight?"

Shen Xiao stared at Putao, but said lazily, "Stay here, it's troublesome back and forth."

Seeing his salivating eyes, Xu Cang sweated slightly, picked a grape and fed it, but Shen Xiao turned his head away and refused to eat.

Then Chu Ning picked one, and peeled off the skin carefully. Her slender fingers, small grapes, picked up the skin, and it turned out to be as beautiful as flowing clouds and flowing water, and she looked extremely skilled.

After peeling the skins, he didn't say anything, he was still looking at the Spring Festival Gala seriously with his eyes, just holding the grapes and shaking them in front of Shen Xiao's eyes, Shen Xiao spontaneously took Chu Ning's hand and put the grapes into his mouth.

Xu Cang: "..."

It turns out that there are so many specialties in eating grapes!Been taught a lesson!

"Chuchu, it's sore."

Chu Ning lowered her head and kissed Shen Xiao's lips, "It won't hurt to kiss."

Shen Xiao opened his mouth obediently.

Xu Cang was dumbfounded - tongue kiss?live?

"I want to drink orange juice." Shen Xiao sat up cross-legged.

Chu Ning nodded and was about to get up, "I'll go buy it."

Shen Xiao pulled him back, "There is a refrigerator."

Chu Ning patted his head, pampered, "You can't get used to that brand, I'll go buy it, soon."

Xu Cang: "..."

Why isn't there a law punishing animal cruelty?Why!

Small eggs

Do you still remember the bet between Shen Xiao and Chu Ning about Song Jianyan?

What Chu Tianwang said at that time was (the content of the bet)——

"If you lose, you let me have fun tonight. If I lose, I will do whatever you want me to do tonight."

Well, as we all know, Director Shen lost.

So, that night—

While Director Shen was humming a song and taking a bath, King Chu Tian directly broke into the door. Director Shen turned pale with shock, pulled the shirt he had just taken off next to him and put it on his body, and turned his back.

Very calmly said: "Go out."

Director Shen didn't know, wearing a white shirt, if it got wet, it would be such a blood-spitting picture--it really is breasts are breasts, butt is butt, and director Shen even pointed his butt King Chu... (far eye)

After a while, there was no movement. Just as Director Shen was about to speak, a hot body was pressed against his back.

The two stood under the nozzle, and the cold water poured down, but it only made each other's bodies hotter.

Thin kisses fell on the neck and shoulders, and the person behind him breathed heavily.

"go out."

"You said you made me happy..."

"..."

Dao Shen was stunned for a moment, King Chu Tian had already pushed the man to the wall, imprisoned him between his arms and the wall, looked down slightly, his eyes were full of deep lust.

"...You can enjoy yourself, just don't kill me."

Chu Tianwang smiled slightly, very sexy, "Don't worry, I can't bear to kill you..."

Chu Tianwang aimed at Shen Dao's mouth, and held it like a hungry wolf. He put one hand behind Shen Dao's head, and the other pinched Shen Dao's jaw to prevent someone from closing his mouth suddenly.

The saliva that was too late to swallow flowed out, and half of it stuck to King Chu Tian's hands. King Chu Tian looked at it, his eyes became deeper and deeper, and the hand behind his head had slipped to his waist, and he squeezed Shen Dao's waist maliciously. muscles, and then exerted force on his hand, and the two of them fell to the ground in a twitch.

"Didn't you fall?"

"……No."

"That's good……"

A hot kiss, starting from the eyes, to the nose, to the mouth, to the neck, to the collarbone, to the chest, to the lower abdomen, to...between the legs...

Hot hands caressed her cheeks, her body, and her thighs.

The body was opened, foreign matter invaded, and the rhythm of the bone marrow penetrated.

Underwater, the two bodies were entangled, inseparable.

The author has something to say: Now that it’s all over, let’s put together [-] chapters, five episodes, and a small easter egg for everyone (if the small easter egg is locked, I will delete it).

One last word (don't think I'm long-winded):

Bye bye