Why is it so difficult to squat on the street

The imperial capital of China is a first-tier city with a prosperous economy, and people come and go through these cities in a hurry every day.

In a prosperous area, young boys and girls are laughing at each other, and there will be some office workers in suits and ties from time to time. Among them, a teenager has attracted the attention of some girls.

The boy is only 15,6 or [-] years old, tall and straight, wearing casual clothes, carrying a satchel, walking and looking around, with a warm smile like the wind on his face, walking unhurriedly in this prosperous city In the city, seeing the people in front of me, I couldn't help feeling that I was such an elegant and beautiful boy.

Lin Yu walked on the street and looked around from time to time, looking for a suitable place. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, but he walked over unhurriedly, turned around and walked into a small passageway.

There are not many people, remote, and there are a few vicissitudes of uncle swallowing and spitting, perfect.

At this time, Lin Yu's eyes are as bright as a light bulb.

He opened the satchel very seriously, and took out a bag containing something unknown, a fresh-keeping box and two cans of beer.

"Hey buddy, would you like some more"

After looking at it for a long time, Lin Yu finally settled on his target - a big brother dressed in punk.

The elder brother who was smoking looked puzzled at the young man who suddenly came to him. He had noticed since the young man appeared that the young man was too clean and his eyes were clean, but he didn't expect him to walk in here.

Lin Yu was not angry when he saw that the elder brother he had chosen ignored him. He opened the bag and the fresh-keeping box, took out a pair of disposable chopsticks from the bag, picked out vegetables and meat from the safe box and put them into the pancake in order. The posture and technique must have been done many times.

Looking at the burrito handed in front of him, the elder brother twitched the corner of his mouth. He always felt a little weird when he saw the young man's fair and slender hands and then saw the expensive clothes along the burrito.

These hands should be playing beautiful notes on the piano, or holding a glass of expensive red wine at some dance, not holding a greasy burrito in a hidden lane, although this burrito is... nice... But ...

"Puff...cough cough...what are you doing!"

The eldest brother, who just took a sip of the beer given by the boy in his hand, was startled when he saw Lin Yu's actions.

I saw Lin Yu took off the satchel, put his hands on the casual jacket and slowly unbuttoned it, revealing his slender neck and delicate collarbone.

"Hey, I'm not interested in men!"

Seeing Lin Yu's hand unbuttoning his shirt and about to move it down, the eldest brother panicked...

'I guess, did this meet the legendary hooligan? Bah!Compared with him, I am more like a hooligan! '

Lin Yu looked at his elder brother who was looking at him with terrified eyes, and was holding his hand tightly... I always feel like I have misunderstood him?

Lin Yu is a fan of martial arts, since he was a child, he liked to watch "The Legend of Heroes x Heroes", "The Legend of xx Heroes" and so on...

I am most envious of those martial arts people who drink heavily and eat meat, sit on the ground in the woods at night and roast game, fly to the roof to drink wine and look up at the stars...

When I was young, my family was poor, and my father and I were squatting on the ground outside eating noodles, and felt that we could draw a sword and dance for a while after eating.

Later, my father made achievements and made the family's financial conditions better and better, so he never squatted on the street to eat food.

After his father knew what he was thinking, he took him to the hotel to eat meat and drink (red wine), went to a wild barbecue, and accompanied him to watch the stars on the balcony at home...he still felt that it was not enough.

What is the most important factor for a hero to be unrestrained... Down to earth!

However, Lin Yu didn't care that his clothes would be dirty when he sat on the floor, but when he thought of his father's nagging...it seemed that he thought of some kind of chill...

Can't just sit and squat at the head office, Lin Yu decided to realize his dream by himself!make a fist!

But when he got ready for the nth time to squat down on the street corner with a vest and big pants (people in the Jianghu are informal, the poorer they are, the smarter they are, the more worn they are, but he can only do this) will fall from the sky.

"Xiaoyu, are you missing something? Papa will give you 10... oh no, 50 is a good cut. Buy whatever you want. Look at which garbage dump you're wearing. My poor little boy." Oh Yu, you lived so miserable when I was not around, how can I explain to your heavenly mother..."

This is the nth time that Lin Yu's father, biting a handkerchief, suddenly appeared in front of Lin Yu.

For the nth time, he looked at Lin Yu sadly, as if Lin Yu was the one who hurt him.

"Dad, what nonsense are you talking about? You've already said that this is a dream of martial arts! Also, you're a president, so what do you want to show such an abandoned expression!!!"

This is the nth time that Lin Yu has to explain to his father very seriously with a black line all over his head.

"Papa,...Papa, this is a pain in my heart, oh~ my poor..."

"Okay, okay, don't say any more, I won't squat anymore, really, you should really let the people in your company see that there is a bitter woman behind their president, and they will definitely resign immediately!"

"Okay, okay, go home with Papa, and cook your favorite seafood porridge at home, and Papa is very respected in the company!"

After thinking about it, Lin Yu was almost on his knees. It was so difficult to squat on the street. This time, he ran out while his father was out to discuss business. He could only succeed but not fail!make a fist!

"Well, buddy, you seem to..."

"Hey, what are you doing, the wretched child will go to jail, uncle, um~"

Lin Yu and a certain uncle turned their heads and saw a beautiful young man appearing at the intersection.

Lin Yu said that he was really going to cry, why did he just want to squat on the street!what!Disaster! QQ