[Comprehensive] The Man of the Elven King

Chapter 3

"Landlord, you can pick up an elf just by going out casually. You really have it." The enchanting man couldn't express his landlord's luck in words.

"Why don't I think this is a compliment?" Itos glanced at the guy and said, feeling only a deep sense of powerlessness towards his tenant.

"This is definitely a compliment." The enchanting man quickly winked and said, "I'm the one you picked up."

"Please don't wink at me, I don't like men." Itos said with a serious face, he really couldn't resist this guy's deliberate sissy.

Of course, he didn't like women either, and Itos was very distressed about this, which made him seem particularly abnormal.

Anyway, whether it's for men or women, he can't like it, and he doesn't know why.

Strictly speaking, all the tenants in his apartment building were picked up by him, like the werewolf in front of him, and the vixen, there is no mistake, this is a male vixen.

Just like what he said before, Etos has a special physique, which is most likely to provoke some strange non-humans or perverts.

Fortunately, his beard has the effect of warding off evil spirits. Except for these tenants who took in, he has been very quiet in the past few years, and no strange things have happened again.

It's just that this little guy in your arms shouldn't have much impact, right?

The little guy nestled in Itos's arms and kept quiet all the time, with those big eyes open, looking around curiously.

"But what does the elf want to eat?" The enchanting man saw the elf for the first time, and he couldn't help asking curiously, "Is it milk?"

No matter whether they were humans or demons present, they had never raised creatures like elves, so they might be the same as humans, right?

"He looks four or five years old, right?" Mr. Werewolf looked the elf up and down. He didn't think four or five-year-olds still needed to drink milk.

"No, the elf was so big when he was born. Judging from his condition, it seems that he was born not long ago." The enchanting man shook his head and said, elves are different from ordinary children. They are already this big when they are born. Strictly speaking Elves are not born.

Mr. Werewolf looked at the enchanting man in surprise and said, "I didn't expect you, the vixen, to understand this?"

The enchanting man gave Mr. Werewolf a disdainful look and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. Who are you calling a vixen? Call me Long Aotian!"

Mr. Werewolf couldn't help but complained, "Come on, the vixen shouldn't have any weird names."

Itos also wanted to complain about this. After all, the vixen's surname is Long, does it really mean that he has never read a book?

"..." The enchanting man is Long Aotian, staring at the two bumpkins speechlessly.

Speaking of which, Itos picked up this vixen, it can be regarded as a kind of fate, the vixen has been wandering in the United States for a long time, and it is said that there was a war in the Great Heaven/Dynasty, and he was exiled to the United States.

Later, the Datian/Chao war ended, but he couldn't go back. Datian/Chao did not allow goblins to become spirits after the founding of the country, so Long Aotian had no choice but to stay in the United States.

After so many years, he has gotten used to the life here, so he has no intention of going back to Datian/Chao.

By the way, Long Aotian's current occupation is a graphic model, and he's doing pretty well.

For a vixen who loves to be pretty, this profession is very suitable for him. As for Mr. Werewolf, he is a nurse in a hospital.

That's right, the monster tenants who live in his house all have legitimate jobs. If they don't have any income, how can they afford to live in his house.

After all, Itos also needs to rely on the rent to live. It is absolutely impossible to raise a group of monsters for nothing. It is really impossible to treat him as the Holy Father.

In the whole of New York, he was probably the only place that would take in these monsters. Itos returned to his house with the elf in his arms.

In fact, he lives alone. The size of the house is not big, only one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The kitchen is still open. As a bachelor, it is enough for him to live in.

Now that there is an extra child, it's not too inconvenient, and it's not a little kid who needs to wrap diapers. It looks like a four- or five-year-old kid, and he can sleep with him.

Fortunately, the bed he bought was big enough, because he was about [-] years old, so he chose a big one when he bought the bed. He didn't want to fall under the bed after turning over.

Etos has a good living habit. He will update the food in the refrigerator every two or three days. Fresh food is his most basic requirement.

Now, he is trying to figure out what to feed an elf.

First of all, Etos dug out the milk in his refrigerator, warmed it up, and drank the cold one directly. No matter what to do with the stomach, there was no way to send it to the hospital.

Speaking of which, even if there is a language barrier, Itos can still understand the other party's thoughts, it's very simple...

The bear boy sniffed the milk and slapped the milk away. If he hadn't been good enough, the milk would have been blown away, okay?

Even elves!It can't change the nature of the bear kid, okay?

"Be careful not to grow taller if you don't drink milk!" Itos said, staring at the little guy. He knew that when he had a beard, he didn't look good at all, and it was a bit scary, especially for children.

But obviously the little elf he brought here is not afraid of him at all, and if he says he won't drink milk, he won't drink milk.

"?" Because the other party couldn't understand his words at all, the little guy innocently opened his eyes wide, and seemed to be very interested in Itos' beard, always wanting to reach out and grab a handful.

"Well, you don't understand anyway, so what I say is useless." Itos quickly surrendered. No matter how big his staring eyes are, the little guy is not only not afraid, but always thinks he is messing with him. Play, this is so sad.

It's like flirting with a blind man, wasting expression.

Itos kept on doing nothing, moved out all the food that could be eaten by the children at home, and placed it in front of the little guy.

There is always one that suits you!

As a result, the little guy reluctantly accepted the vegetables and fruits, and still had a disgusted expression on his face, as if Etos had mistreated him so much.

It looks like there are five-year-old children, but they can't communicate normally. They can only guess based on their expressions. Itos is already the first two adults.

It is necessary to teach this child English, but if he, a dyslexic person, is to teach him, there is always a suspicion of harming the future flowers of the motherland.

"Landlord, do you want to teach this child to read?" Long Aotian said with a look of being struck by lightning. When I went to the police, I guess it was the incense burnt by my ancestors.

"I just want to teach him standard English." Itos said helplessly. Although he can't read, can't he speak?He's not stupid.

"Are you sure?" Long Aotian said suspiciously.

"What's that look in your eyes? I'm just a little dyslexic. How difficult is it to teach me to speak?" Itos saw the deep contempt in the eyes of the other party, and it wasn't his fault that dyslexia was not his fault.

"If you insist." Long Aotian didn't speak, just looked at Itos with a smile.

"Did you raise it to teach?" Itos said in a vicious voice, who was suffering from being watched, this damn vixen is too annoying, he will also increase his rent!must!

"Hey, I'm still a little self-aware about this." Long Aotian was embarrassed to continue to laugh at the landlord's rebuttal. As a big fairy/chao, how could his English be very good.

"This is not okay, that's not okay, what do you want?" Yi Tuoshen's eyes were fierce, and his nature was undoubtedly exposed. Yes, he is a rough guy with no patience.

This is why he prefers himself with a beard. When there are no beards, there are always some goblins who will automatically come up and be sticky.

However, these goblins thought they were well disguised, and they didn't even know that he had seen through them.

This is also one of Itos' golden fingers. In this world where people and demons can't be distinguished, he is the only one who can see through everything.

But Itos doesn't like to meddle in other people's business, so even if he sees a monster, as long as he doesn't do anything wrong, he won't bother to meddle.

Just like the few tenants in his house, as long as you pay the rent on time and don't demolish the house, you will be in charge of the world.

"You can let the big dog teach it." Long Aotian immediately thought of a more reliable existence in the apartment building. Although he couldn't deal with that werewolf, it didn't hinder him. Mr. Werewolf is a good and reliable werewolf.

"You mean Casper?" Itos immediately understood. To be honest, the vixen's proposal this time is still acceptable.

"That's right." Long Aotian nodded, in order not to mislead his disciples, it's okay to sacrifice a werewolf.

The premise is that this little elf who doesn't understand the language is willing to accept a werewolf education...

Soon Ethos would find out what a wayward elf he had kept.

Strictly speaking, werewolves are dark creatures, and anyone with common sense knows the attributes of elves. Elves are the darlings of nature and symbols of light.

When the symbol of light meets the creature of darkness, there will be peace without a world war.

If you want the elf to listen to a werewolf, you can imagine what will happen to Mr. Werewolf. Fortunately, the elf is still young and has no fighting power.