hunt for programmers

Looking back, he took two quick steps to catch up with Cheng Jialin who had already entered the store.

After ordering, Xiao Ran was about to say something when he was interrupted by "Brother Cheng".He turned his head and looked behind him, and saw a boy about 25-[-] walking over waving his hands. He smiled and said, "What a coincidence, I'm alone, can I share a table?"

Cheng Jialin looked at Xiao Ran helplessly, Xiao Ran nodded, expressing that he didn't mind.

Cheng Jialin got up to find the waiter to add some more dishes, Xiao Ran looked at the person opposite who was sizing him up, and thought to himself: This person obviously saw them across the road just now, what does it mean to pretend to be a coincidence now?

After Cheng Jialin came back, he pointed to that person and said to Xiao Ran: "I am a subordinate of Big Wolf Company, Xiao Li." Then he said to Xiao Li: "This is Xiao Ran."

Xiao Li was surprised, stretched out his hand to Xiao Ran, and said with a smile, "So you are Xiao Ran."

Xiao Ran shook hands with him and asked, "You know me?"

Xiao Li nodded heavily: "I have long wanted to see who is the person who can poach our Brother Cheng."

Xiao Ran smiled, and said calmly: "It's a good opportunity, we're just building a bridge."

Cheng Jialin interjected, "This time, I would also like to thank you for helping me coordinate my salary with that side."

Xiao Ran pouted: "That's what we should do, and it's not right for them to lower your salary because you are young."

Xiao Li blinked at Cheng Jialin: "Brother Cheng, take me away too."

Cheng Jialin flatly denied: "You still have a lot of room for advancement in Big Wolf."

Xiao Li pretended to be pitiful: "But I still want to continue working with you."

Cheng Jialin said calmly, "It's not suitable."

Xiao Li was surprised: "What's wrong, when my master asked me to follow you, I will always follow you."

Cheng Jialin remained expressionless: "You can also go to your master."

Xiao Li curled his lips and said, "My master has already switched to playing games, and I haven't made that plan yet."

Cheng Jialin: "If you really want to change jobs, you can find Xiao Ran. It's not suitable for you to go to Big Goose Company with me, at least not yet."

Xiao Li was discouraged, and turned to look at Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran asked him: "What kind of opportunities do you want to see, I will pay attention."

Xiao Li straightened his body, gave a low cough, and said, "Let me introduce myself first. I am knowledgeable, experienced, coquettish in code, terribly efficient, proficient in various languages, and proficient in various frameworks. Hard training in the mountains 15 In 3, I only slept for 100 hours a day. I was notified of a bug on the phone. I logged into the vpn in seconds, and the location problem was thousands of miles away. I repaired it and went online in an instant. I am strong and strong, walking like flying, and can program continuously for 5 hours without rest. Discuss technical solutions [-] I don’t drink water when I’m in hours, I bring projects, come up with proposals, steal accounts, and threaten product managers. The school doesn’t support programming and has dropped out of school. My family doesn’t support programming and has severed ties. My wife doesn’t support programming... woohoo...I haven’t yet. Wife... In short, I have a backup power supply of [-]M fiber optics, and the power will never be cut off, and there is a mine at the door and no one will disturb me. Now I am asking for a job in an IT company to serve tea and water, thank you!"

Xiao Ran was dumbfounded: "..."

Cheng Jialin's eyelids twitched: "..."

Xiao Li laughed "hehehe" a few times, and Cheng Jialin slapped him on the head expressionlessly.

Xiao Li covered his head and pretended to cry, Cheng Jialin looked at Xiao Ran apologetically: "He's technically good, but he's a bit poor."

Xiao Ran shook his head to express that he didn't mind. He looked at the sunny and straightforward Xiao Li on the opposite side, and said with a smile: "A programmer like him is quite rare."

Xiao Li said to Xiao Ran: "You don't believe what I said?"

Xiao Ran asked, "Do you think what you said is credible?"

Xiao Li: "At least the first sentence is credible."

Xiao Ran was noncommittal.

Xiao Li didn't seem to believe Xiao Ran at all. He glanced at Cheng Jialin, then at Xiao Ran, and murmured in his heart: Logically, shouldn't he ask 'Really' seriously?

After the dishes were served, the three of them began to concentrate on eating the hot pot. When the soup was refilled again, Xiao Ran wiped the sweat from his forehead with a paper towel. Although the air conditioner was on in the shop, he was still sweating profusely from eating, especially this time. The hot pot soup this time was a little bit hotter than last time, Xiao Ran looked at Cheng Jialin who didn't eat much, and regretted that he didn't reject his proposal to treat him to hot pot just now.

Before Xiao Ran said anything, someone couldn't bear it anymore, Xiao Li raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and asked, "Why do you want to eat hot pot this season?"

Cheng Jialin looked up at the ruddy Xiao Ran, turned to Xiao Li and said, "Aren't you here to eat alone?"

Xiao Li: "..."

Xiao Ran: "Hahaha..."

When Cheng Jialin went to check out, Xiao Ran suddenly thought of something, and asked Xiao Li: "You said the code is coquettish, what does Cheng Jialin's code look like?"

Xiao Li said: "Brother Cheng's code is just like his own, elegant, concise, and beautiful."

Xiao Ran smiled and nodded.

Xiao Li raised his eyebrows and asked him, "Do you believe what I say?"

Xiao Ran frowned, puzzled, and asked seriously: "Why don't I believe it?"

"..." Xiao Li was confused.

Layoffs

In the hot summer, the cicadas outside the window kept shouting, Zheng Pei threw away the pen in his hand, and said angrily: "It's so annoying."

Su Xiaoxiao handed her a glass of water, smiled and said, "Calm down."

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered what Teacher Wei said before, that a team actually needs people with different personalities.Just like just now, he also felt annoyed to death, but Su Xiaoxiao's words "calm down" instantly blew away most of the hotness in his heart like a refreshing sea breeze.

The current weather is really easy to make people restless, and an egg can be fried immediately on the asphalt road that is scorched by the sun.When I went downstairs to eat at noon yesterday, Xiao Ran saw with his own eyes an uncle who touched porcelain just lying on the ground, and he jumped up from the ground with a "owwow", yelling, "It's scalding to death, what's the matter?" work."

Impetuousness not only spreads to people, but the news has been constantly reported in the past few days: an Internet company that has just started for two years announced its bankruptcy; …

Yan Yan clapped her hands and said, "Cheer up everyone, I'll invite you to a food stall after get off work today."

Everyone cheered a little and continued with the work at hand.

Xiao Ran got up and went to the toilet. While washing his hands, he heard a conversation between two people in the women's toilet next door, and one of them said, "Look at the arrogant appearance of Yan Yan in the third group, isn't she a CFO position? What's so great about it?" of."

Another person snorted and said, "People are willing to pay, are you willing?"

"Pay what?"

"Let me tell you, didn't she leave early after work some time ago? I happened to be downstairs and saw her getting into a Mercedes-Benz. At that time, I thought the man driving the car looked familiar. A few days ago It was only after reading the news that I realized that the person was the vice president of human resources of the social recruitment website."

"You mean they had an affair?"

"Who knows, but if it's about cooperation, have you ever seen a vice president pick him up in person?"

"Tsk tsk, no wonder she can sign such a good client."

"I heard from the second group that she was a BD client like this before, otherwise how could it be so smooth every time."

"It's so coquettish..."

The following words became more and more unpleasant, Xiao Ran frowned, coughed heavily, and the voice from next door stopped abruptly.

When the two female colleagues came out and passed Xiao Ran, they smiled awkwardly. Xiao Ran put on a sullen face and slowed down a few steps. He didn't want to go back with them, but the two of them didn't care, and instead walked a little faster.

When he came back from lunch, Xiao Ran saw the two female colleagues talking and laughing courteously around Yan Yan, Yan Yan dealt with them softly, and when they saw Xiao Ran coming back, they exchanged a few words with Yan Yan, Seeing that she was always amiable and nothing unusual, he went back to his work station.

Seeing their actions like this, Xiao Ran felt extremely ridiculous.

After getting off work in the evening, Yan Yan really took Xiao Ran and the others to eat food stalls, and at the end of the meal, she was so drunk that she stood up unsteadily and wanted to pay the bill, Zhang Bo held her down and said, "I'll go. "Yan Yan shook her body, pinched her waist, pointed to Zhang Bo's nose and said: "Don't you dare, I've agreed that I hired you, and whoever dares to fight with me, I will punish him by doubling the number of calls."

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, but Zhang Bo had no choice but to call the boss to come and pay the bill.After paying the bill, Yan Yan couldn't help but ran to the tree by the side of the road and vomited "wow". Su Xiaoxiao picked up a bottle of water and hurried over to help her.

After vomiting, Yan Yan regained her sanity a little. She returned to the table and talked a lot. She talked about her career, how many people bullied her when she first entered the workplace, and how much effort she had put in to get promoted. Up to today's position, it is said that she can't sleep all night because of the team.The more she talked, the more excited she became, and her eyes were a little red. She said: "You may say that I am for the team and not for my bonus. Yes, my bonus is linked to the performance of the team. If you can't complete the annual task, I can't get the bonus, so I go to BD clients so desperately, and treat you so harshly, it's all for myself."

She said: "Don't think that I don't know about the group of women who are chewing my mother's tongue behind her back. My mother is just too lazy to argue with them. Arguing with losers like them who are only jealous of others but have no intention of fighting will only lower your own worth."

She said: "But Zheng Pei...do you look at me like they do? I know you don't accept me. I don't work as long as you. I came to the company later than you, but I became your boss, but I asked myself I didn't treat you badly,