[One Piece]WANTED

"One, two, three, tiptoe~"

"One, two, three, raise your legs~"

"One, two, three, spin~"

"Very good~Turn around again~"

Eno watched feebly as Feng Klei danced ballet happily with the doll in front of him, but the doll was too fat and had some unsound limbs, staggering around like a tumbler all the time.However, Feng Klei was still teaching hard all the time without getting tired of it, his eyes were full of stars and he kept praising him excitedly.

What was even more frightening was that the monsters around were still booing and applauding, as if they didn't notice anything wrong.For example, how did Feng Kelei's belly become smooth and deflated, and how did Feng Kelei give birth to such a round and fat doll with a big head...

"The slave family is Xiao Feng~ This is the son of the slave family, Dangdang~ Xiao Feng Jiang~" Feng Kelei raised his hands gracefully, raised his legs cheerfully and flexibly, and introduced to the surrounding ladyboys proudly and excitedly.

The doll also raised its hand in a decent manner, and just as soon as it lifted one leg, it fell straight down with a bang, and its chubby body immediately rolled several times on the ground, and then settled itself in the shape of a frustrated body bent forward. There, the background is dark and sad.

"Papa papa!" Even so, the ladyboys still clapped and cheered vigorously.

Judging from the envious and excited eyes of the surrounding transgressors, Ino suddenly felt panicked in his heart.

Could it be - has the future of the shemale world rested in the hands of this fat baby made with spiritual power?

"Ino! Ino! Ino! Ino!..."

Ino's ears have been surrounded by thoughts about how Luffy and tongue twisters can compete. It's really hard for this guy to be able to gobble up while still calling his name vaguely.It's really rare that this guy can think of himself when he eats meat.

"I told you all! I won't give birth!"

Ino sighed, then immediately violently punched Luffy on the head with his fist, roaring loudly.He just wanted to cheat Feng Kelei out of his mind, and in the end he softened his heart and wanted to make it up a little bit, so he used his spiritual power to make a baby even more stupidly. This is completely wrong!Why is no one aware of it!

"Hmph! You are eccentric!" Luffy stopped the progress of eating meat, snorted, with a face of grievance that you are eccentric, you are eccentric, really eccentric, and looked at Feng Kelei and Wawa father and son with extreme envy. A warm scene with deep affection and joy.

"I want to play too! Give birth to one, Ino!" Luffy frowned more and more, and finally quarreled as if he hadn't eaten meat. with Ino.

"Go eat your meat!" Ino squinted his eyes slightly, lifted a plate from the table, and slammed it at Luffy's face.What kind of thoughts are these one by one? Is the child born for play?Feng Kelei's child learned ballet and embarked on the road of shemale, so Luffy's child——

Fuck!Why is the picture so beautiful that I can't even imagine it!

Sanji must be dying of distress, not only to beware of big and small thieves, but also to endure the two mouths that are more bottomless than a bottomless pit every day, and it is impossible to imagine the messy appearance on the dining table;

Nami must be going crazy, usually one Luffy is enough for her to have a headache, and if there is another small one, it is estimated that she will have to go into menopause early every day and night, and she will definitely be weak to beat Li;

If Zoro said, he would definitely become more and more irritable, and always share the joys and sorrows with Luffy, and take care of the mess. If there are more troublesome boys-he will definitely change his career and stop playing three swords. Accidentally cut off the captain, one big and one small;

……

Obviously children are beautiful little angels with flying wings, why——

How does Ino think that if such a thing really exists, the Straw Hat Pirates would be one step away from a mental hospital.

In fact, if Luffy really had a child, then it would not be difficult for two live treasures, one big and one small, to dominate the sea in minutes and become the father and son of One Piece. Such a terrifying and dangerous force cannot be stopped by the world, right? .

However, when Luffy was a child, he was actually quite cute.

Although he was a little fussy, a little idiot, a little crying, a little unlucky, a little troublesome, but I have to admit that——

Well, probably Yinuo's brother love complex has existed since he was a child, and it is getting worse day by day.

If there is another version of Little Luffy, Ino thought about it, and couldn't help but think of Luffy when he was a child, a small man, wearing a tattered red vest, holding a branch, standing on the hill and looking at himself. face giggling scene.

and many more!

wrong!Taken into a ditch!

This is definitely a dead end!Can't think about it!Absolutely can't think about it!

Ino woke up suddenly, then shook his head quickly.I am a man, how could I have a little Lu Fei with Lu Fei!Could it be that the idiot factor is really contagious after being with an idiot for so many years?How could I have such an unrealistic fantasy!

One Luffy is enough for him!Why even have such suicidal thoughts!Even if you really have the attribute of shaking M, you can't hurt yourself like this!

"Ino!" Lu Fei tilted his head slightly, looking at Ino with black eyes as if he wanted to say something.

"Stop!" Ino immediately interrupted Luffy's words with a guilty conscience, and then hurriedly took out Ace's incomplete life card, "You should have almost rested! It's time for us to save Ace!"

Lu Fei's expression also suddenly became serious, he put down the meat in his hand, frowned and looked at the life card seriously, but the card was still pointing down, which meant that the prison where Ace was held was still on the lower floor .

"Ah, by the way, why is Miss Eva still staying here and not escaping from prison?" If you want to rob the prison, it's best to ensure that more capable people help.Ino glanced at the entire floor, then silently set his sights on Eva.No matter how you look at it, there must be problems in this shemale paradise. Although everyone is so powerful, they are all willing to stay in prison, especially Miss Eva, which is really strange.

"Now is not the time to escape from prison." Eva heard this, and turned her interested eyes away from Feng Klei and the baby, and when she saw Enoch's puzzled expression, she continued to explain, "If you escape from prison rashly now, , even if we go out, we will be wanted again! When the leader of the revolutionaries all over the world, my compatriot, the revolutionary Long leads the army, we will come out of the rivers and lakes and join the tide of world revolution..."

"Ahhh? My dad!?" Luffy looked at Eva in surprise when he heard the dragon's name.

"Really? Your dad, what a coincidence." Eva nodded, then paused, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and then the nerves of her whole body seemed to twitch instantly, her eyes widened and her mouth opened wide in disbelief Staring at Luffy and Ino, "Old, old, dad!?"

"Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't talk nonsense! Are you the son of the dragon? Or twins! The dragon has a son!" Eva was in a bad mood, and jumped up in shock, not to mention the monsters around her. One stared at Luffy and Ino as if struck by lightning.

"Why are you so shocked? You're not a stepmother..." Enuo looked at the overly shocked expressions of the people around him, and silently complained. He still thinks this cheap dad is too cheap, and he doesn't even have a shadow of him.

"Finally, what the hell is a stepmother!" Eva took two steps back with a chill all over her body, and then suddenly thought of something, and gossip flashed in her eyes, "Wait, who is your mother!"

"No... um..." Lu Fei just wanted to say that he didn't know, when Ino suddenly covered his mouth.

"You help us rescue Ace, and I'll tell you who our mother is." Eno raised his eyebrows and looked at Eva.

"Then it's a deal!" Ruuolong's son must be helped, and he can also know the biggest gossip in the revolutionary world by the way, so why not do it!The soul of gossip in her heart was raging and burning, and Eva readily agreed.

Eno looked at Eva and made a sudden call in an instant, making all the members of Monster Paradise prepare to rescue Ace and prepare to escape from prison. He had to breathe a sigh of relief, at least it was better than him and Luffy. It is more likely to rescue Ace alone.

"Xiao Fengjiang ~ the cruel war is about to begin! Boom~ Nujia, no, Dad will definitely protect you!" Feng Kelei hugged the short and fat doll tightly, tears streaming down his face, watching It's like going through the scene of life and death parting.

The doll tilted her head, then reached out a chubby hand to touch Feng Klei's back.

"Xiao Fengjiang, are you comforting Dad? Dad, Dad, Dad is so touched~" Feng Kelei's tears fell like running water, and then he hugged tightly and rubbed his face against the baby's face , The doll's hands and feet trembled slightly.

Ino was silent, and once again thanked the doll's face for being painted with waterproof paint.

Seemingly aware of Ino's gaze, Feng Klei turned his head with tears all over his face, and choked on crying, "Little Ino, don't worry~ I will take good care of me and your child. !"

"..." Yinuo silently supported his forehead, only feeling the vicissitudes of life in his heart. He wanted to say something, but in the end he felt that it was useless to emphasize it. Forget it, "It's fine if you like it."

Looking at the white doll who pursed his lips and smiled, Yinuo paused.

Then he took out the small cube of his storage box and made it bigger, and took out a writing board, rope, and pen from the box.The pen was directly stuffed into the doll's hand, and then the writing board was hung on the doll's chubby neck with a rope.

Although I don't know if the doll created by spiritual power can write, but it is certain that it can't speak. Since Feng Kelei raises this doll as his son, maybe this can communicate a little bit?

The doll tilted its head, held the writing board in both hands and stared with black eyes, then looked up at Feng Kelei, looked down for a while, held a black pen on the writing board with inflexible hands, and wrote crookedly two words.

【Mother】

Feng Kelei's eyes widened in shock. He didn't know whether he was surprised and happy, or happy and sad. He made a horrified expression, covered his face with his hands and spun around on tiptoe in shock, "Xiao Feng sauce can call mother~ no , No, my family is my father! No, my family is a shemale, it should be my mother... No! My family has been telling Xiaofeng Jiang that my family belongs to my father~"

The baby stared at the insane Feng Kelei with black eyes, then lowered her head and wrote two more words slowly.

【dad】

Then the cardboard faced Ino who was covered in black lines.

"..." No, child, you have identified the wrong person, we don't know each other well.

Doll tilted her head, looked at Luffy who was standing not far away talking with Eva, and then looked at Ino.Shaking his head, he lowered his head slowly and wrote two more words on the clipboard.

【stepmother】

Ino looked at the writing board, pulled the corners of his mouth with a fake smile, and then slowly squatted in front of the doll, wondering if he felt something, the fat and white doll was trembling and shivering Holding the writing pad and lowering his head, he knelt down abruptly, and then he knelt forward in frustration, facing Ino.

"Come on, write another sentence, let me see." Ino stretched out his hand and touched the doll's big head, the whole body of the doll trembled unreasonably, as if it would immediately become an invisible mass of spiritual power that fell apart.

The doll's trembling hands wrote a line on the writing board, and then handed it to Yinuo with hands like a little daughter-in-law.

【Only mother is good in the world】

"..." This baby is definitely not her own! (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻