[One Piece]WANTED

That's why I said I hate dealing with women...

Women are always like this, annoying to death, and like to fuss over little things.

Especially now, he insisted on taking Luffy to take a bath, and had to let himself stay here to treat the wound. How could he send Luffy into the hands of those terrifying women?

"Then don't wash it."

"How can this be! The wound will be infected, and it will get worse!" "Isn't it all right as long as it is cleaned?"

Ino looked at Margaret speaking indifferently, and put Luffy down carefully, lying flat on the ground.

He took out the small cube from the clothes, and used his spiritual power to make the cube bigger. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, he took out all the bottled water in the box, and took a towel and a clean set of clothes.

He took off Luffy's vest, poured water on Luffy's body, and carefully wiped Luffy's body with a towel, while using spiritual power to attach to the boy's body, trying to heal the wound as much as possible.

"What are you all doing here..."

Suddenly an old woman walked in, wearing a red-and-sauce dress, with pink flowers on her already gray hair, and holding a crutch turned into a blue snake, she walked into the treatment room step by step.

"Ah, why is the mother-in-law here!"

When Margaret saw Granny Z, she had a bright smile on her face. From the respectful attitude of all the women, she could also see the prestige of Grandma Z on this island.

"These are the children I rescued from the woods, but one lost his memory and the other was seriously injured."

Margaret pointed to the unconscious Luffy lying by the wall and Ino who was helping Luffy wash his body, not paying attention to Ino's suddenly stiff body.

"Oh, my god!"

The mother-in-law was stunned, then walked to Ino's side, looked at the black-haired girl in a somewhat torn white robe, and felt a little strange.Then I looked at the naked man lying next to the girl, with short black hair, flat body, Adam's apple, no breasts, and...

After hearing what Granny Z said, all the women looked at Granny Z in doubt, not understanding what happened.And Yinuo suddenly wanted to touch his forehead and sigh. Sure enough, Jiang is still old and hot, and finally met an old woman who knows a man.

Ino raised his head, glanced at the shocked mother-in-law, and said that he originally wanted to fool around together, as if he and Luffy were both women, and then he could go back after fooling around.

But now it seems that it is a bit difficult.

"This, this person is... a man!!!"

Grandma Zha trembled her hands, cold sweat broke out on her face, and finally she yelled out in shock.

"what!!!"

Ino frowned, covered his ears, and listened to the screams of a group of women around him, only feeling that things seemed to be developing towards a weird plot line again.

"I've washed him, please help him heal."

Ino lowered his head, sighed secretly, and then looked at Belladonna who had been watching this side.

"Mona Lisa, stay away from this man, all men have horrible bacteria!"

Margaret on the side seemed to be the quickest to react, the most powerful nature of the elder sister immediately grabbed Ino and pulled him away from Luffy, looking at Luffy as if he saw something terrifying same as existence.

"That... I seem to remember something."

When Eno heard Margaret calling himself Mona Lisa, the corners of his mouth twitched again. He really didn't like this name. Could it be that his rare smile turned into the smile of Mona Lisa? Will it last forever... OTZ

"Ok?"

Margaret looked at Eno, who seemed to be thinking about something with a cold expression, with some doubts.

"He seems to be a man named Luffy..."

Yinuo paused, frowned slightly, and looked at the boy lying on the ground with a thoughtful look.

"Then, I seem to be married to him."

The girl just said that plainly, but such simple words caused even greater panic in this small area.

"marry!!??"

"Yes... get married."

Ino turned his head and looked as if he had been struck by lightning. The women who retreated far away from him all opened their mouths wide and looked at him with expressions of disbelief.

"Mona Lisa, you must have been deceived by this hateful man!"

"Mona Lisa, don't be afraid, with us, you can finally escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

"Don't worry, we know he must have forced you, and we will definitely teach this man a lesson."

"It's so pitiful... This man must be very hateful, he must have forced you!"

……

Ino stood where he was, complaining silently, looking at each of them without knowing what they were thinking of, and looked at him with sympathy and pity with the eyes of great maternal love.

Even Margaret hugged herself tightly, motherhood overflowing, or the appearance of the Virgin Mary overflowing.It looks like I have encountered some great pain or torture.

However, recalling what happened before, it is right to think about it... Marrying Luffy is really a tragic experience.

"I do it voluntarily."

Ino doesn't know why he suddenly has a feeling of blame. Human beings are scumbags, and they become scumbags when abused. If one day Luffy doesn't cause trouble to abuse him, he probably isn't used to it. Woolen cloth.

"Please hurry up and treat it?"

The girl looked at Belladonna with a troubled expression. It has been delayed for such a long time, and the treatment is the right thing to do.For other things, it's good to have a long-term plan.And Belladonna looked at Ino, wondering if it was out of the heart of a doctor to save people, or started to help Luffy start treatment.

"You are not from this village."

Grandma Ze frowned, staring closely at Ino, with a certain oppressive look in her eyes.

"Grandma, Mona Lisa has lost her memory."

Margaret helped Yinuo to speak. Obviously, she still cared about the younger sister she had just met.

"If it bothers you, I won't stay here for too long. After the treatment, I will be with him, um, we and my wife will leave here immediately."

Ino looked at Granny Ye's expression, and knew that the old lady probably didn't believe what he said. Of course, if he could leave, it would be a good thing to leave early. I guess Luffy will have to bluff to find his companions after he wakes up.

"...Mona Lisa, have you really thought about it, he is a man!"

Margaret frowned when she heard Ino's words, and looked at the girl with some incomprehension.

Looking at Margaret's extremely serious expression, Eno didn't know what the point of this sentence was.

Luffy is a man, nonsense, of course he knows!

If he doesn't marry a man, should he marry a woman! ...Wait, this sentence doesn't seem quite right. Why can't he, Yinuo, marry a woman?Damn, what dead end did my own thinking go around?

"So what about a man... I love him very much, even if he is a man, I love him the same. Even though I have forgotten a lot now, I still remember him. The joy, warmth, and joy he once brought me, I will never forget Keep it in your heart. I, sister, please don't stop my love, I really can't live without him!"

Eno tried his best to recall the expression of the heroine in Qiong Yao's drama, while watching Margaret start playing the family card with watery eyes, watching Margaret and other women seem to be moved and a little shaken, Eno's But the heart is very tangled, these words are really easy to kill.

"Mona Lisa, you can stay here, but that man can't!"

Suddenly a woman with a black ponytail walks in, looking seriously at Mona Lisa.

"Can't you give us a boat? I can, and I'll take him out of here right away."

Ino's heart trembled, and he looked at the woman in the hot green swimsuit with some weakness, thinking that what she said before was in vain.What's more, when did he say he would stay here.

"Biankyo!"

Margaret was a little hesitant, after all, it was not difficult to give Yinuo and the man a boat to leave.

"Margaret, have you forgotten? Any man on this island must be shot to death. Besides, Lord Snake is coming back soon. If the Lord knows that we not only saved a man, but let him go , what will be the consequences!"

Kikyo said firmly, looking at Luffy who was being treated by Belladonna with murderous eyes.As the captain of the national defense fighters, this man is absolutely not allowed to stay.

"What mother..."

Margaret paused, hesitated for a while, and wanted to agree with this point of view, but when she saw the gloomy expression on Ino's face, she still shifted her gaze to Granny Z, if Granny Z agreed...

"She is right, the rules of this country cannot be messed up."

Grandma Zha looked at Luffy and Ino lying unconscious on the ground, finally sighed and said it out.If a man is let go, there may be more men blatantly barging in in the future, and this situation must not be tolerated.

"..."

Ino watched a group of women freely discussing about Luffy's life and death, feeling extremely entangled and indignant in his heart. He is not dead yet, standing here well, discussing so openly in front of him.

Do they think Luffy's life is too long, or these women think their life is too long!

"Mona Lisa, don't worry too much. We won't do anything to the unconscious man..."

Listening to Kikyo's words, Eno didn't understand whether the words were comforting or torturing himself. What does it mean?

They will heal Lu Fei and wake him up, and then execute him in front of himself?

Does this prove that they are noble and glamorous?The thinking of these women is even more wrong!

"That's really... thank you."

A far-fetched smile appeared on Yinuo's face, looking at a group of onlookers.

Forget it, let's go together after Luffy wakes up.Originally, he just didn't want to cause trouble, if he could leave this island calmly, then go quietly.

Ino also doesn't want to be like Luffy, every time he goes to an island, it is absolutely impossible to leave without causing some big trouble.But now it seems that this strange attribute seems to be imposed on himself.In short, there is a kind of bad premonition.

"I've already healed him, but don't leave this man in my place."

Belladonna cut the bandage in his hand with his nails, and then looked at the group of women who were coaxing here. The originally quiet treatment room suddenly turned into a noisy zoo.

"Then put it in jail."

Granny Ye glanced at Luffy who was wrapped in bandages, and then spoke.

"Mona Lisa, you go back with Margaret first, and when this man wakes up, I will let you see him one last time."

Kikyo looked at Granny Ze and nodded, then looked at Ino seriously.

"...Thank you so much. But, can you please let me go to jail too? After all, the husband and wife have separated for so many years, let me take care of him for the last time."

Ino looked at Kikyo with a stiff smile, really wanting to spit out a mouthful of blood.The last side of Nima's death!

"As you like."

Kikyo paused, frowned and looked at the frail young girl in front of her, and finally agreed.

"Mona Lisa, don't be sad, I will take good care of you."

Margaret looked at the girl's pale face and showed a sympathetic expression. She reached out and patted Ino's shoulder as if to comfort her.

Eno looked at Margaret, not sure whether he wanted to start the little theater of sisterhood, but he really wanted to know what the expressions of these women would be when they knew that they were also men.

But... He seems to have finally remembered a very important point.

damn it!He is still a woman's body!How can I turn back into a man!

When he was in the prison, Ino took out all the food he had stored in the small box of spiritual power before, and then watched Luffy who was sleeping soundly get up from the bed, stretched his arms very habitually and began to eat.

And next to my ears, there was the exclamation of a group of women outside the prison, all looking at what was happening now with very novel eyes.

"Mona Lisa! Can I ask you a few questions!"

Yinuo looked outside the prison. The women with scorching gazes were so curious about men, and they slaughtered them coldly and noblely. Yinuo said that he couldn't understand this kind of secondary school thinking.

"Just ask."

Ino looked at the orange-haired woman who asked the question. The woman was still holding a notebook as if she was about to take notes seriously, and she casually turned back. Anyway, he is idle now, and it would be good to have someone to chat with to relieve boredom.

"So, Mona Lisa, is that man really married to you?"

"Yes."

"What's his name?"

"Luffy."

"Then what do you think is the difference between a man and a woman?"

"The difference... probably is that there are two lumps missing on the top of the man, and one more on the bottom."

"It's really incisive and profound, wait, let me write it down first!"

"Is Luffy treating you well?"

"It's not good that I still marry him, do you think I'm a masochistic type of shaking M?"

"Maybe it's possible."

"..." The corner of Ino's mouth twitched, and he looked back at Luffy who was lying on the bed after eating, thinking that he seemed to have been following Luffy to collect the stalls all the time, he suddenly felt that he was really shaking inclined.

"Then what do you think is his greatest weakness?"

"Brainless."

"Oh, it's useful to make a note of that. Men are brainless creatures."

"..." Hey, are you overgeneralizing?

"Does he usually sleep and eat?"

"It's just that you have developed such a habit."

"Oh, just make a note, men are bastards who just lie in bed and enjoy themselves."

"..." This is not quite right.

"Mona Lisa, are you hurt?"

"Well, a little scrape on the hand."

"Hmph, men are weak and cannot protect others. Mona Lisa, we will protect you from now on!"

"..." The thinking of this group of women is really weird...

"So, has he ever made you angry?"

"……Have."

"Is there anything that worries you?"

"Have."

"Did, uh, make you do a lot of things?"

"probably."

"Then did he hurt you?"

"……Maybe."

"So, is there a time when he's bothering you?"

"Ah."

"Then why did you marry him?"

Ino looked outside the prison, all the women looked at him with puzzled faces, and suddenly a feeling of powerlessness spread all over his body.Why, under the question of these women, he began to doubt his previous decision.

"Well, you succeeded. I'm starting to think about regretting the marriage..."