[Master Brother War] Mutant heroine

"Is this Momotaro's dog?" I squatted in front of the white dog tied with a hemp rope bow, with a tangled expression. "Isn't Momotaro a ghost hunter? Did I remember wrong?!"

"No, you remember correctly." Ghost Lantern said.

"The world is getting worse..." I said with a sigh.

"Hey, Lord Ghost Lantern, she seems to be alive." White Dog said.

"Yes, because of this white pig..." Gui Deng explained.

"What white pig! Call me someone's name properly!!" Bai Ze was angry. "And after all, this little sister fell into hell because of the pit you dug!"

"Alas..." After listening to the two quarreling white dogs, they sighed.

I stood by and watched those souls being bitten by dogs, birds and monkeys, and felt that the three views had been refreshed.

"Are not you afraid?"

I looked at the curious white dog and said calmly, why should I be afraid? It's not that I was punished. This is far from horror movies.

I saw a tall and thick man rushing towards me, kicked him in the face decisively and beat him to death.

Afterwards, I saw that the expressions of the animals here were mysterious, and I thought they must have been overwhelmed (scared) by my charming figure!

Gui Deng asked how it felt, and I said that the hand feeling was not as good as that of a living person.

He handed me his mace, and I picked it up and weighed it and it felt good.

I swung towards these souls, and then watched the scattered souls recover as before, I curled my lips and returned the mace to the ghost lamp with a paralyzed face.

Gui Deng asked what was wrong with a paralyzed face.

I said, recovering too quickly has no sense of accomplishment.

Ghost Lamp's facial paralysis was so complicated that he glanced at me and said, "You are really suitable for hell."

I heard that Bai Ze said that girls are more suitable for Taoyuan Township.

Then he came to brag about how good Taoyuan Township is, and I said that I was desperate when I saw you.

Bai Ze squatted down and cried.

Then he said that Momotaro was working in Taoyuan Township, so he could go and watch.

I said that after seeing those three animal minions, I lost faith in mythical characters, and they couldn't even beat me.

Then he said that there are fairy peaches in Taoyuan Township.

"Xiantao?" I got excited. "The kind that Monkey King eats?"

"It's not the same..." Bai Ze said helplessly.

"Forget it, anyway, peaches are sold everywhere." I planned to continue shopping with Ghost Lamp's face paralyzed.

"But these celestial peaches can practice golden pills."

I stopped and looked at the smiling Bai Ze, and asked suspiciously.

"Jindan?"

……

At this moment, I deeply feel that I have been deceived.

I watched the veins pop up on the head of the golden particles in my hand, grabbed the black hair of the smiling turban man next to me, and forcefully poured the turban man onto the table.

Looking at the party, Momotaro, who looked like a passer-by, turned pale.

I said with a dark face, is this Jindan? !Are you sure this is Jindan? !Damn, I've never seen a golden pill with such a simple packaging!You are absolutely kidding me, right? !

Bai Ze raised his head from the table with difficulty, and said with blood on his face, "This is really a golden pill..."

It pained me that he was being so dishonest, so I gave him another shot.

Momotaro, who looks like passer-by A, has been silently preparing the wound medicine.

"It hurts! Sister Ema, don't be so violent..." Bai Ze rubbed his belly desperately, leaned over and said meanly.

"Girls need to be gentle to be loved."

I gave him a hammer to the head and said.

"Someone told me that the person who truly loves you will love your violence as well!"

Bai Ze was lying dead on the table, and when he heard this sentence, he groaned, the person who said this sentence must be shaking M! !

Then I said with dead eyes, what are you trying to do to bring me to Taoyuan Township? !

He smiled and said, how could such a cute girl stay in a place like hell.

Even though he's honest, I still feel like I'm going to punch him just looking at his face!It's probably because he's so handsome.

Seeing that I was going to fight again, he immediately took three steps back and said that the yin energy of hell is not suitable for human beings, and will reduce life...

I withdrew my hand and said that I couldn't see that you were a good person.

He said with a dark face, don't issue me a card, no matter how you look at me, I look more like a good person than that gloomy paralyzed face.

I said it calmly, because Ghost Lamp's facial paralysis looks very serious...

He seemed to feel that he had been shot, and he held his heart with a heartbroken look.

I ignored this joke.

He said, are you hungry, I will cook for you.

I looked at him suspiciously for a while, then nodded when he started puffing.

Then he turned his head and said to Komomotaro, a passer-by who was peeking here, please prepare stomach medicine for me.

Bai Ze said with a dark face, have you forgotten that I am the attending doctor of this Hanfang shop, huh!

I glanced at him silently, the mahogany table under my hand was pinched off, and he left the stage silently.

……

I was eating, but I didn't expect it to be delicious. Could it be that in this article, people who don't seem to be able to cook are very good at cooking?

I wiped my mouth after eating.

Bai Ze smiled and said, "It tastes good~"

I nodded, because you are so good at cooking, I decided to treat you better.

Then he said ripplingly: "In that case, do you want to date me~"

I sized him up for a while, he looked good, he was tall, he was a beast, but it didn't matter, he was good at cooking and looked rich, passed.

So, I nodded and said yes.

His face felt cracked.

I think he is so happy.

Bai Ze kept his hands on his face, he just said it casually, girl, why did you agree? ! !

Violent women are really not his thing! !

"Hey, Sister Ema, I'm actually..." Bai Ze said with an embarrassed smile, twitching the corner of his mouth.

"If you dare to say it's a joke..." I looked expressionlessly at the position below his navel.

"It will destroy you."

While Shirasawa petrified and weathered, Momotaro couldn't bear to cover his face.

……

In the evening, Bai Ze brought a bunch of wine and said to drink, I looked at the Japanese sake he gave me and gave him a decisive punch and said, get me Erguotou!

He twitched the corner of his mouth and brought Erguotou, saying that you know China quite well.

I was silent for a while, took a sip of wine and said.

I was Chinese in my previous life...

Bai Ze looked at me for a while, then smiled and said, holding the wine bottle, don't talk about drinking and drinking.

……

When I woke up the next day, I looked at Bai Ze who was lying on the same bed with me, and rubbed my forehead.

[Beep——] after drinking, I didn't expect that I would also catch up with the trend.

I raised my foot and kicked the stupid Bai Ze who was sleeping next to him with drool still in his mouth.

Bai Ze made a loud sound when he landed. He opened his eyes with a sad face, saw me with an expressionless face, and then looked at himself, and let out a very ear-piercing scream.

I think he is shy.

Then I smashed the pillow in his face and said stop howling, it was so noisy.

He stopped with tears streaming down his face, hugging the pillow with a sad expression on his face.

I said calmly, "I will take care of it. Where is the bathroom? I want to take a shower."

He pointed to the door next to him with a complicated expression.

I calmly jumped out of bed and walked to the bathroom. My waist and legs were a little weak, and I felt really uncomfortable.

Bai Ze sighed, scratched his head and said, "If we say that nothing happened..."

Bai Ze shuddered, he was definitely going to be abolished!

"Forget it, she's pretty cute anyway, let's talk about it first. Maybe after a long time, she will get tired of me~" The scumbag Bai Ze put on his clothes and went to borrow the bathroom from Momotaro. I admire my courage in daring to push the big devil last night.

Sure enough, Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, the ancients do not deceive me!

After a brief wash, Bai Ze went to tidy up the bed, quickly destroying all the evidence of the stupid thing he did yesterday.

Then he honestly went to cook.

……

After dinner, Bai Ze sent me away, and I told him seriously, I will marry him when I die, and I will die sooner.

He said blackly, this seems to be what he should say, I punched him, and he said while clutching his stomach.

Well, marry me when you die.

I am satisfied, he said that he would often come to play with me in the lower realm.

I nodded, put a stamp on his face, and turned around decisively to leave.

Seeing the girl leave, Momotaro said, "Master Shirasawa, your face is so red."

Bai Ze was stunned and said, "Eh? Really?"

Then he raised his hand to touch the place where he was kissed on his face and said, "Maybe a different taste is also good~"

Momotaro Black Line, Shirasawa-sama, don’t you think the new flavor is a bit too strong?

The author has something to say:

Ehehehe~ That's why I said Bai Ze is the true love~~

Look, it will be solved in one chapter, you still don’t believe me [picking nose]