Girls love to joke [Zhan Zhao colleagues]

Su Lin gritted her teeth, and said angrily, "Zhan Zhao is blind, but Chief Zhuo has good eyesight. I'm afraid the girl you introduced won't blind him." Zhuo Wudong put down the teacup in his hand, thinking that he should say What broke their thoughts, it is really no blessing to enjoy such care. "Auntie, Zhuo has no plans to get married right now." Mama Su said earnestly, "You can't say that. Look at how deserted you are in this big house. Although there are servants, they are not caring people. Where are you?" Can it be compared to knowing the hot and the cold by the people next to the pillow? If you get married and have a few children, the house will be full of excitement, right?"

"Ha! If it's going to be lively, I'm afraid one pillow is not enough." Su Lin sneered at this joke, so it takes three or five pillows to do it, right?Zhuo Wudong glanced at her noncommittally, he did not dislike three wives and four concubines, nor was he enthusiastic about them, his personal experience made him very disgusted with groups of wives and concubines and concubines fighting over each other.Mother Su glared at Su Lin, and said angrily: "Shut up! Is Chief Zhuo a covetous person?" Su Lin snorted dissatisfied, "Yes, Chief Zhuo is pure and pure, I don't want to see disputes in the backyard, I always only go to brothels." She remembered that she first met Zhuo Wudong in Flower Street, how can a man who often haunts Flower Street really stay out of the flowers?

Zhuo Wudong's face darkened, he was thinking whether it's time to see off the guests, he made a thousand mistakes, the mistake was saving Su Lin in the first place!Su's mother looked at him unkindly, and after a long while of fighting between heaven and man, she still convinced herself.A man like Zhuo Wudong can't avoid socializing, most of the socializing business is going to taverns and brothels, so it's natural to play tricks every time.Uh, even the occasional absurd thing is not incomprehensible, as long as you take it easy after marriage.Although modern men don't blatantly prostitute, but the girlfriends are not changed one after another, and they are almost the same.Loosening the stiff expression on his face, he said with a smile: "It's not unforgivable to be absurd before getting married. I believe that Chief Security Officer Zhuo can take care of himself after getting married, and stop yearning for the vulgar fans outside."

"That's right, I also see that Chief Escort Zhuo has the potential to be a 24-year-old filial husband, and he can definitely change his mind and obey his wife's orders." Su Lin nodded in agreement. She had never doubted this point, but after talking for a long time, my mother Which girl should I introduce him to? "Mother, don't be so secretive, tell me, which girl has such a big face that she wants you to be a matchmaker in person." Su's mother covered her mouth and smiled: "How can a good man like Mr. Zhuo take advantage of outsiders? The girl in our family promised him!"

Zhuo Wudong was taken aback, did her family have other girls besides Su Lin?Su Lin also looked at Mama Su blankly. Mama Su took a sip of tea and solved the mystery: "I'm talking about Cui Ming." Cui Ming?Su Lin laughed: "Mother, stop joking! Cui Ming is only sixteen, and Chief Zhuo's bodyguard is a round older than her, he is almost enough to be her father! Is there anyone who eats young grass like this?" Zhuo Wudong heard Yan frowned, extremely displeased, did she ever talk like that?

Mother Su glared at her, damn girl!It will demolish her platform!Dare to complain that she is too kind to Zhan Zhao, how could Zhan Zhao tear things down like this without giving face?How euphemistic and pleasant are people's words?Where is she like her, if you are not angry, you will never give up!Angrily said: "What's wrong with eating tender grass? You didn't eat tender grass? Let me tell you, this man is not too much older than a woman! This woman is so much older than a man that he will be talked about for a lifetime! It's not worth it, why did you fall in love with you?"

Su Lin was very angry, is this still her real mother?Zhuo Wudong looked at the mother and daughter and sighed silently, can we go back and talk about these family ugliness?Mother Su reprimanded Su Lin, and persuaded Zhuo Wudong: "Boss Zhuo, don't feel pressured, this man, no matter how old he is, he likes young girls who are [-] or [-] years old. Seriously, you What do you think of our Cuiming?"

Zhuo Wudong couldn't bear it anymore and stood up and said: "You two, Zhuo has some important things to do, I'm afraid I can't entertain you." After saying that, he let the maid guarding the door see off the guests, and he went straight out of the flower hall.Su's mother regained her composure in a daze, this, this... just fuck?Su Lin knew his temper, she chuckled and chased him out.

Xiao ran a few steps and stopped him in the corridor. Although he had a stern face, she couldn't scare her. She looked at him for a while, and said with a smile: "Angry? My mother is just meddling, don't take it to heart. But , Seriously, what do you think of Cuiming?" Zhuo Wudong glared at her fiercely, without saying a word, he took a big step.Su Lin hurried to catch up: "Are you kidding me, why am I willing to push Cui Ming into the fire pit?"

Zhuo Wudong suddenly stopped, staring at her coldly, compared with Su's mother, her mouth is really greener than blue!She should have been strangled in the first place!Seeing that his complexion was a little off, she patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't be so stern, I'm teasing you! If I wanted to think about it, I would have mentioned it to you long ago. Today is to bring my mother to visit , you ignore her. Master Zhuo is young and talented, with a wealth of wealth, there is no need to rush to get married, it is better to leave a thought for the girls in the boudoir."

"Get out!!" It was unbearable!

Su Lin waved away with a smile on her face, Zhuo Wudong strode away without looking back, he couldn't help turning his head when he was about to leave the courtyard.This girl is finally going to get married. Thinking of the chance encounter back then, how could she have expected that she would get involved with Zhan Zhao?Married... that's fine too.

The case of robbing the caravan has taken shape, and Zhan Zhao leads the order to suppress the bandits.It's good for Su Lin to hear the news, she's more or less used to his business trips every three days to handle cases.Mother Su is a little hard to accept, seeing that the big wedding is less than a month away, why is she still going to suppress the bandits at this juncture?Seeing Mama Su's complexion sinking bit by bit, Zhan Zhao comforted him, "It's said to be bandit suppression, but it's actually just a mob, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Just capture the leader and it will disintegrate, as soon as five or six days. If it is slow, you can return in about ten days, so there is no need to worry about it."

No need to worry?How could you not worry about it?In modern times, not to mention suppressing bandits, even fighting is hard to see.Her little heart hurts just thinking about it, and a sword has no eyes. If it hurts and touches it, what should I do?Su's mother sat at the table without saying a word, worrying, Zhan Zhao's job is like this, not only is it full of dangers, but also goes wherever there is danger, it is really worrying!Su Lin patted her mother's shoulder lightly, and comforted her: "Mother, your Zhao'er is very skilled, you can easily catch a bandit leader, don't worry."

Mother Su sighed, "Swords have no eyes, how can I rest assured? I have to go on official business. When are you going to leave?" Zhan Zhao saw that Mother Su's face was full of concern, and his heart was moved. It had been too long since no one cared about him like his mother , I couldn't bear to answer, but I had to answer, and said with a smile: "Time is running out, we have to leave in the evening." Mother Su was surprised: "In such a rush?" What's the matter?Hurry up like this!

Su Lin hurriedly said: "Go early and come back early. You can't delay the wedding date because of these bandits. Mom, don't worry, it's fine." Mother Su sighed heavily again. This daughter is not married yet, and troubles come up.Looking at the sky outside, it's almost evening, I think he came here specially to inform him, he probably has other things to do, so he didn't stay long, and told Su Lin to be careful in everything, so he reluctantly let Su Lin see he.

Accompanied by Su Lin, Zhan Zhao went out, he changed the topic and led to Zhuo Wudong, "Is it okay to go to Zhuo's mansion today?" Since Mama Su has approved him, she won't make things difficult anymore He, but Mother Su is also a person who can't stay idle.From his point of view, Zhuo Wudong should have been troubled a lot.Su Lin told him that her mother wanted to match Zhuo Wudong and Cuiming, Zhan Zhao couldn't stop smiling when he heard it, he could imagine Zhuo Wudong's expression, this fact is outrageous.After being ridiculous, Su Lin still couldn't get around the issue of suppressing bandits. Naturally, Su Lin was also worried. Just like Su's mother said, a sword has no eyes, so how can one be invincible?

"Don't worry, it's not like I'm the only one going there, and it's just a mob of farmers, so I can't make it big. Can't you trust me?" Seeing her silent for a long time, Zhan Zhao knew that she was worried, but these official duties It's normal, she will get used to it sooner or later.Su Lin said sullenly: "How can I not be worried? Do you think that you are indestructible? That Xu Feng from the past, the husband is not your opponent, you are not injured and poisoned! There is also Liu Runsheng, who is used to making people Deceit, hurt you so much! Although those bandits are just a group of farmers, I am afraid that you will hurt yourself in order to save others. The wedding is coming soon, so don't be so hurt that you can't worship. "

Zhan Zhao chuckled: "The divorce period is still about [-] days away, and you can return in about [-] days at a slower rate. Even if you get injured, it will be more than enough to recuperate in the next day." Su Lin twisted his arm and said angrily: " You have even counted the time to recuperate, you are really thoughtful!" Xia Ri's clothes are thin, she really exerted herself, and it hurts.He dodged for a while, rubbed the sore spot, and said with a smile: "It's not a big deal, don't worry. Please comfort your mother, or let her bring Cuiming to visit Zhuo's mansion more often, don't think about it all the time."

Saying goodbye to Su Lin at the gate of Kaifeng Mansion, Zhan Zhao immediately packed up his luggage and prepared to set off with Dynasty Ma Han and a few yamen servants. They disguised themselves as a caravan and set off overnight. A caravan of Liyuan finally stopped in the village.The inn where they settled was simple, but the shopkeeper was enthusiastic, and kindly advised Zhan Zhao and his party to go with other vendors, so as not to place an order and be robbed.Zhan Zhao pretended to be curious and asked why, only to hear the shopkeeper say: "The area around Gaogai is already poor, and our village is better because there are many merchants settled here. The life of farmers in the deep mountains is much more difficult. Forced to block the road and rob."

Zhan Zhao nodded thoughtfully, these were almost the same as what he guessed, and asked again: "We have heard some rumors along the way, it seems that they have a leader who is very skilled." Ma Han also interjected: " Does the shopkeeper know the origin of the leader?" The shopkeeper simply sat down and talked to them in detail: "Speaking of which, no one knows the origin of the leader. Everyone calls him Yang Shaoxia, and he came to this area about two or three months ago. , and later led those peasant households to block the way and rob. They said it was robbing the rich and helping the poor, but no matter how you look at it, it is against the law. They are doing business in a serious way, so how can they stand such a toss." At the end, the shopkeeper said: "Then Young Master Yang I don't know if kung fu is good, but if you want to go to that area, you should try to find someone to accompany you, and don't walk at night."

Several people looked at each other, and there was a calculation in their hearts, they just wanted to go there when the sky was getting dark.Five miles away, several people rested in the inn for half a day, and they were not ready to go until the evening.The shopkeeper of the inn failed to dissuade him several times, so he could only shake his head helplessly.

After walking away from the inn for more than half, the sky suddenly became dark and cloudy, and it seemed that it was going to rain, Wang Chao couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Master Zhan, in this weather, can we meet that group of people?" Zhan Zhao was also a little worried, shaking his head: "I don't know, let's do it Look. At that time, I will lure that Young Master Yang away, and you subdue those farmers, be careful, and try not to hurt them."

When they reached the foot of Gaogai Mountain, the sky became darker and darker, with dark clouds and low, rumbling thunder came from far and near from time to time, and the sultry air forced people to sweat.After entering this area, everyone was vigilant, secretly paying attention to the movement on both sides of the road.Suddenly, with the sound of thunder, a dozen or so men dressed as farmers armed with weapons and farm tools rushed out two feet in front. This is the farmer in the mountains, right?Zhan Zhao signaled everyone to stop, and the dozen or so people also stepped forward slowly, one of the older men held up a big knife in his hand, and said, "Leave the carriage and let you live, otherwise——hmph!" The meaning is self-evident.

Zhan Zhao didn't answer, but looked around, so why didn't Yang Shaoxia show up?Chao Chao took a step forward, and provocatively said: "Just because you gangsters want to rob us? What a joke!" Eight strong men, where did they get their confidence?Suddenly, a young man's hearty and slightly arrogant voice came from the tree behind: "Maybe they can't do anything to you, so I will take care of you, and you can go together."

As soon as the young man appeared, the morale of the peasants was greatly boosted.Zhan Zhao echoed to look for his reputation, and saw a young man sitting lazily on a tree branch, with clear eyes, a fledgling arrogance, and a cynical, mocking smile.Without asking too much, one can guess that he is Yang Shaoxia.Zhan Zhao said lightly: "You are Yang Shaoxia, right?" Yang Shaoxia has been paying attention to Zhan Zhao since just now, seeing his handsome face and imposing manner, he feels that he is not someone to be taken lightly.But who has he, Yang Zijun, ever paid attention to?Whoever he is, if he wants to pass here, he has to leave money to buy the road, and said lazily: "My son, Yang Zijun, the title of young hero is just a grateful compliment from the various brothers in the mountains who drew their swords to help Yang when they saw injustice on the road. "

Zhan Zhao took a few steps forward and said, "It's a good way to help out when you see injustice! Dare I ask why the caravan is injustice after what happened? You are clearly drawing out your sword to rob!" Yang Zijun smiled contemptuously, "Gao Gai is in debt again and again. , exorbitant taxation but continuous increase in income, what is wrong with my young master for them to allocate some from the hands of rich businessmen to support the family?"

"It's so unreasonable! No matter whether you are a wealthy businessman or not, who is not a serious businessman? You are justified in blocking the road and robbing!" Zhan Zhao was angry at his remarks. They robbed money to make ends meet, and told those who were robbed what to do ?Does he know how many people he killed?Yang Zijun leaped down from the tree, and said with a sneer, "Serious business? Profiteers seek huge profits, buy low and sell high, even shoddy good ones, and even collude with corrupt officials and the common people! Is this also called serious business?"

"How do you know that all the people passing by here are profiteers with illegal activities? If you have evidence, you can go to the government to report and report. If you rob here, you may be helping the farmers in the mountains, but you are actually harming them! Zhan Zhao was furious, how could a profiteer personally escort the goods and let him rob them?Those who suffer in the end are those who work under the ground, and many serious traders suffer from it.

"I don't care about this young man! If you want to get through here, you have to leave the money for the road! If you don't want to die, you should obediently set up the goods!" Yang Zijun played with the double knives in his hands. His two knives were small and light, and they were only two feet long. , was held in his hand and played with coldness, as if it would come out in the blink of an eye.Zhan Zhao stood up straight, and said coldly, "Then try to see if you can take me down!" Yang Zijun narrowed his eyes, and his body came lightly, his two knives danced lightly like butterfly wings, the silver-white blades cut through the sweltering air, bringing A sultry air flow blew across Zhan Zhao's neck.Zhan Zhao leaned back slightly, moved his feet back two steps, reached out to take out the giant que from the camouflaged goods, and received the urgent serial hook stabs.

Yang Zijun didn't expect that Zhan Zhao made several moves, not only dodged two of his moves, but even received his moves with his sword, he couldn't help showing a smile with great interest: "Hmph, no wonder you're so crazy, so you came prepared! Well, I'm tired of robbing those soft-legged shrimps that have no power to restrain them all day long, and I want to stretch my fists and feet." After saying that, he jumped with his body full, and somersaulted in the air. neck.Zhan Zhao tilted his head slightly, intending to lure him away so that Chao Mahan could catch the dozen or so farmers, and he rolled over and dodged towards the woods beside the road.

Seeing that Zhan Zhao dodged his attack again, Yang Zijun couldn't help re-examining the situation, still disdainful in his heart.He rushes forward and strikes twice, but Zhan Zhao catches them both with his sword. Seeing that his sword is not out of its sheath, he is very annoyed: "The sword is out of its sheath? Don't look down on people!" While speaking, the blade swept across his waist Zhan Zhao instinctively dodged sideways, but Yang Zijun took the opportunity to step on his shoulders and turn over behind him, a sharp blade fell from the sky.In an instant, the sound of clanging came from the top of the head, and the giant que was unsheathed and shook the sharp blade away.

The giant tower was shining brightly, and one could tell it was not an ordinary weapon at a glance. Yang Zijun looked at it coldly, wondering in his heart, how could the guards of the small caravan have such a sword?Zhan Zhao holds a sword flower, but also looks at him coldly.Yang Zijun gritted his teeth secretly, in the past he had already taken people down with his dozens of moves, but now he unsheathed the sword of the man in front of him, this time he met an opponent.When he was surprised, Ju Que was looming in front of him, and the sword energy cut his cheek with a shimmering coolness. The coolness lasted only for a moment, and the sultry air immediately rushed to lick the oozing blood.He finally couldn't hold back the doubts in his heart, and said, "Who are you?"

"Zhan Zhao of the Kaifeng Mansion is here to arrest you and bring you to justice."

"Zhan Zhao? Oh, good time! I'm afraid you don't have that ability!"

After the short two-sentence dialogue, the sounds of swords clashing could be heard endlessly. Yang Zijun's body was light, and his swordsmanship was so nimble and dancing that it dazzled people, gorgeous and ingenious; Can see through the opponent's gorgeous virtual image and hit the flaw directly.The swords were intertwined, and the two swords were tightly wrapped around Juque, and the two sides could not stand each other.The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched coldly, after this fight, he had already seen through his flamboyance.Empty airs, shallow internal strength, arrogant and conceited!Withdrawing the giant que abruptly, the deadlock was broken; Yang Zijun saw an opportunity, took advantage of his lightness, and dashed forward, holding the blade against his back and slashing at his neck; Then he bent down suddenly and punched him in the abdomen with a heavy fist.

Yang Zijun suddenly felt his blood surge, and it was difficult to bring up any strength, so he curled up on the ground for a long time, unable to breathe.Hearing the sound of steady footsteps, his back felt numb and his acupuncture points were tapped, and he really couldn't move.The hem of the blue clothes fell into his eyes, and he raised his eyes to look at Zhan Zhao with difficulty, the pain in his abdomen hadn't dissipated, and he couldn't speak a word other than panting.I only heard Zhan Zhao say: "It's good to draw your sword to help when the road is injustice, but unfortunately you used the wrong method."

Yang Zijun was captured, and the rest of the mob fell into disarray.They were originally instigated by Yang Zijun, and most of them did not make any moves during the crime, but only increased their momentum.These people were interrogated by the local county government, and Yang Zijun was escorted back to Kaifeng Mansion for trial. This time the bandit suppression case has come to an end.This trip back and forth took six days just as Zhan Zhao said.

After returning to Bianjing, Mother Su and Su Lin were relieved to see him come back unharmed.And the wedding date is really approaching, Mother Su kept talking about it every day, so don't some bandits and bandits ask him to suppress them, and the wedding date must be delayed.Zhan Zhao just smiled and said nothing, changed the subject and proposed to go to the house to have a look, after so many days, it should be arranged.Hearing his mention, Su's mother beamed and said, "The house has been tidied up, furniture and other things are all ready. Even the servants have been invited for you, let's go and have a look."

Mother Su helped to invite servants to move in, and when she saw them coming, she welcomed them out.The helpers are a family of three. The couple are young, and they can help with housekeeping and kitchen chores. Their daughter is also 13 years old this year. She can help her mother with cleaning and other chores on weekdays, and she can also help Su Lin with chores. .This kind of arrangement is extremely considerate, Zhan Zhao couldn't help but feel lucky to have Su's mother help, if relying on him and Su Lin, I'm afraid it won't be so considerate.

The house was completely new, and Su Lin led him to the new house.The room was neatly tidied up, and the only thing missing was the big red happy birthday.Su Lin asked for credit, "How about it, are you still satisfied?" Zhan Zhao carefully looked at every corner, with a smile on his lips: "Well, it's hard work." There were only the two of them in the room, and Su Lin couldn't help but take his hand Shaking: "Master Zhan really cherishes words like gold, won't you say a few nice words? You don't want to be so concise with my mother." Zhan Zhao shook her hand and said: "Your mother said What a man hates most is flattery, and Zhan dare not do anything wrong."

"You!" Su Lin shook off his hand fiercely, and said angrily, "You flatterer!" Zhan Zhao touched the wound with her violent swipe, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to cover the wound. This wound was not caused by Yang Zijun, He was accidentally injured while suppressing those farmers.Su Lin was startled, she lost her temper, and said nervously, "What's the matter? Are you injured? Is it serious?" Zhan Zhao held her hand and comforted her, "It's okay, it's just a stab wound. It will be fine in a few days."

Su Lin was anxious and angry: "It's okay, it's okay! You're only reconciled if you die, right? You said it's just a mob, but you got hurt in the end! Just show off!" Seeing that her voice was a little loud, Zhan Zhao hurriedly covered her mouth, and turned towards her. I poked my probe out of the window, but fortunately Mama Su couldn't hear her from the other side of the yard.Su Lin pulled his hand away, and said angrily, "What are you doing? Why don't you hurt the point, and you can't visit the bridal chamber! Hmph!" Zhan Zhao laughed, and lowered his head to lightly peck her angry lips, " It was the arm that was injured, so why can't I go to the bridal chamber? Huh?" Su Lin was puzzled, she didn't mean that, okay? !Did he do it on purpose?

However, I always felt sorry for him and didn't make too much trouble, letting him go back and take care of him.As for my mother, I didn't disclose half a word, so as not to worry her.In this way, everything went well for about ten days, and finally the wedding day was ushered in.Thinking of Su Lin's upcoming marriage tomorrow, Su's mother mysteriously took out a wooden box and carefully handed it to Su Lin.Su Lin was confused. She remembered that her mother came here with empty words. Could it be that there is still a family heirloom close to her body, and she will take it out to her now?Weighing the box, it doesn't weigh much, so I couldn't help asking: "What is this?"

Su's mother was a little unnatural, and her eyes were a little evasive: "This, you will know when you open it." Su Lin looked at her suspiciously, and reached out to open the box.Mother Su suddenly said: "Wait, wait until I get back to the room." Su Lin was even more suspicious, "Mom, where is your room here? What's in it? See how scared you are?" Inside the box was a booklet, I flipped through a few pages, and was suddenly embarrassed—it turned out to be a picture of a erotic palace! !

"Uh, the custom here is to put this thing." Mother Su was a little embarrassed. Although she was old, she still felt uncomfortable when she told her daughter about it.Su Lin looked at her rare and shy mother, and then at the abstract erotic pictures in her hands, she was speechless.She is a young woman in her twenties who has read countless pornographic articles. Does an older young woman who has watched love action movies in island countries still need to watch such crude erotic pictures?Are her mother sure she wasn't joking? "Mom, where did you get this thing? The painting is so bad, it has no sense of beauty!"

Mother Su was still a little embarrassed at first, but when she said this, she suddenly became annoyed, patted her on the head with the fan in her hand, and said angrily: "Are you acting like a big girl with yellow flowers? You are not honest! You and How far has Zhan Zhao developed?" Su Lin ran around with her head in her arms, shouting, "I'm wronged, he and I are innocent. This erotic picture is so abstract, how can you tell me to get into the drama!"

"You damn girl! How dare you quibble!"

After such a commotion, the good pre-marital guidance was completely messed up, and Su's mother couldn't communicate to Su Lin about the various wedding customs in the Northern Song Dynasty that she had been asking around. Zhan Zhao's thrilling bridal chamber night had something to do with it.I thought that married life is the end and can be a sad reminder of the day, but who knows that married life is the beginning of the sad reminder.On the first night of the bridal chamber, Su Lin played with the temptation of official clothes; on the second night, she found the abstract erotic pictures given by Su's mother...

And Su's mother went back after Su Lin returned to the door three days later, without any warning, just like when Su Lin first time traveled, she choked on the smell of pepper and sneezed and crossed.Both Zhan Zhao and Su Lin were sad for a while, but since Su Lin wore it twice freely, they believed that maybe one day, Mother Su would wear it back again.

Mother-in-law is here

The author has something to say: The mother-in-law's episode is finally over, and I will write about pregnancy next.In other words, the case is too tangled, it seems unnecessary to write it, and it seems too simple to write it down...It tortured me to death.

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Master Zhan's 21st Century Journey

([-]) Passed through

How would you feel if you were woken up at 2:2 in the middle of the night?manic?depressed?So what if this person has been on a business trip for 2 weeks and finally dared to come back and is preparing to have a loving relationship with his wife?I think if eyes can kill, then the two people in front of Yan Chengxia have died countless times.

On the huge double bed, a man's hands were tied high above his head, his underwear was half open, and sitting astride the man was a woman wearing only a suspenders with her breasts half exposed.This woman is none other than Su Lin, who was rumored to have disappeared down the company stairs eight months ago.To be able to appear on stage in such a strange posture, I have to thank Ms. Su for her wonderful ideas.Ever since Su Lin played the role-playing role, she seems to be addicted to it. Every time Zhan Zhao goes out to handle a case for a few days, Su Lin has to torment him when he comes back.The euphemistic name is: boudoir fun.This time she played the role of a female catcher and a thief.This female police officer in a suspenders... Hey, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a female hooligan who rapes a good family man.

Shouldn't weeping with joy when seeing an old person who has been missing for a long time?Yan Mo'er's eyes were already wet, and she wanted to rush up to hug this best friend, but anyone who saw the scene before him could only describe it as surprised and unbelievable.Not to mention that Yan Chengxia and Yan Mo'er were stunned, even Su Lin and Zhan Zhao, the instigators, were also in shock, unable to recover for a long time.

As expected of Su Lin's experience in time travel, she was stunned for a while before she understood what was going on.Getting off Zhan Zhao, he smiled sweetly at Mo'er, "Hi, Mo'er, I'm back~"

Zhan Zhao looked suspiciously at the surrounding scene, strange room, strange decoration, strange bed, strange... What's going on?Thinking back to before, his beautiful girl wanted to play with the female gangster again... Ah, no, it was a female police officer, and she had to be tied up.Su Lin pushed Zhan Zhao forward while being tied up, her feet stumbled for a moment, and when she thought she was about to fall onto the bed, her eyes were dazzled for a while, and then her eyes were stung by the bright light. , already in this strange and strange place.

"Su Lin, where is this?" Zhan Zhao couldn't hold back, and interrupted the two little girls who were reunited after a long absence and were telling each other about the pain of lovesickness.

Su Lin smiled at the bewildered Zhan Zhao, and said something flattering: "Sir, you guess."

([-]) The Three Views Are Completely Destroyed

In order to quickly learn the common sense of Zhan Zhao's life and adapt to modern life, Su Lin went out to buy all daily necessities.For him, everything around him is so novel.

Su Lin repeated the explanation for the Nth time, that she should brush her teeth sooner or later, and squeeze toothpaste before brushing her teeth.The size solution is to use the toilet, which can also wash PP and smoke PP.Not only can you use the bathtub for bathing, but you can also take a shower, and the water will rush out at the touch of a switch... This is the first time that Zhan Zhao saw his appearance so clearly, he couldn't help but move forward, the place where he touched it was only cold mirror.Zhan Zhao understands that he lives in a century of modern civilization far away from the Song Dynasty.

Zhan Zhao knows that horseback riding is already a luxury sport, and one relies on transportation when going out; it turns out that a man does not have to be a man, and a woman does not have to be a woman; men are not allowed to have three wives and four concubines, that is illegal, and divorce is no longer allowed. It is a man's patent, and women can also divorce their husbands; women do not necessarily have to obey the three virtues, but men do have to recite the new three obediences and four virtues; the lady in the boudoir is history, and women are clamoring for financial independence...

After a few days of experience, Zhan Zhao's three outlooks on life were completely overturned.

The black square hanging on the wall is called a TV, and you can watch various programs by pressing the remote control.The first thing to bear the brunt is all kinds of advertisements, looking at this seemingly similar "fragrant and delicious, fragrant milk tea at first sight", "you are prosperous, I am prosperous, everyone is prosperous, the little steamed bun"... It turns out that the girl who loves nonsense They all learned from this. Su Lin told him that advertising is a lie out of ten, so don't believe it.

It was time for the annual Miss Hong Kong election again, Su Lin dragged Zhan Zhao to watch TV with her, and told him that it was called the election of an oiran.

"Don't look at evil." Zhan Zhao sternly taught this enthusiastic person in front of him.

"Master Zhan, this is my territory. Besides, what's the matter with being indecent? Look at beautiful women and make your eyes look good, understand?"

Su Lin refuted while eating potato chips, ignored Zhan Zhao's protest, and pulled him to sit on the sofa, snuggled into his arms, and found a comfortable position to lie down.Zhan Zhao had no choice but to go to the countryside and do as the Romans did.

Su Lin was very interested in the oirans on TV, ah, no, the sisters from Hong Kong commented, why does this face look good, that figure is really good, this royal sister style, that LOLI type... and I have to ask "show" from time to time Zhao, which one do you like? Zhan Zhao, which figure do you think is better? Zhan Zhao, who do you think the top 3 are?"... Since the sisters from Hong Kong came out in swimsuits, Zhan Zhao asked in horror : "They don't wear clothes?" Su Lin said indifferently, "Yes, it's called a swimsuit, bikini, how can you not wear it?" She also said with relish, "This year's bikini style is good, I will also buy one Wear it."

Zhan Zhao lowered his eyes and said nothing, he stopped looking at the TV, and secretly made up his mind that he must take some time to see what kind of clothes Su Lin has, and resolutely destroy such revealing attire.

From then on, Su Lin sometimes couldn't find some small suspenders, small hot pants, etc., and always thought that she didn't know where to lose them.

([-]) Get rich overnight

Su Lin's return made Yan Mo'er overjoyed, and finally stopped torturing Yan Chengxia and turned the company upside down, and by the way, she announced her leave to the old man, so that she could spend time with her sister.As the saying goes, there are three women in one play, but as long as Su Lin is there, one of them is definitely the top three.Mo'er listened with pleasure to his friends telling the bizarre stories of crossing, such as bandits robbing darts, Tangmen's strange poison, perverted uncle... Mo'er clapped his hands as if watching a play, and of course Su Lin's support was indispensable. vinegar.But what shocked Mo'er the most was when Su Lin said that she and Zhan Zhao were married.

"Married? Are you married?" Mo'er stared at Su Lin in surprise, her eyes rolled around, and she suddenly said as if she understood something, "When you suddenly appeared that day, did you mean..."

"Hey..." Su Lin sighed, "Zhan Zhao often goes out to handle cases. He doesn't have a car or a plane. It's rare to ride a horse for 10 days, and it's normal for a month. It's rare to wait until he comes back to cultivate a relationship." , and it came back strangely."

Mo'er nodded like a rattle drum, responding to Su Lin's words: "Isn't Chengxia the same? He often goes on business and inspects overseas. He doesn't see anyone for more than half a month or more than a month. He can't talk about it when he makes a phone call." Hang up after a few words."

Ever since, the two little women began to blame their own men... The topics between women are always illogical. One second they were lamenting the loneliness of being alone in the empty boudoir, and the next second they were talking happily Here comes the jewelry.

What is the rarest and most valuable in modern times is naturally an antique that has been handed down for thousands of years.Su Lin recalled that the last time she helped Yan Chengxia hold an auction, a broken bowl from the Qing Dynasty sold for 800W, a pair of calligraphy and paintings from the Qing Dynasty sold for 4000W, and there were a lot of random ones.Those were all things of the Qing Dynasty, and what she has now is the Song Dynasty, which was long before the Qing Dynasty.How much is that worth? How can such a business opportunity be missed.

Ever since, Su Lin carefully put away the bracelet, coerced and lured Yan Chengxia to find an antique dealer to sell it, and split the bill between 4,6 and [-].

In the days that followed, Su Lin was as excited as if she had been pumped with chicken blood. She often smirked and said nothing, and looked at Zhan Zhao differently, just like a hunter who found some precious prey. Zhan Zhao tossed to death, wanting to dismantle him... But every night when Su Lin hugged Zhan Zhao to sleep, she always dreamed that she was holding a golden mountain in her arms, and she even murmured, "Get rich, get rich, get rich!" !" Although Zhan Zhao didn't know why, his intuition told him that there must be no good for this disaster.

([-]) Little Apple

Su Lin took Zhan Zhao to eat steak, and when he came back Zhan Zhao had a stomachache all night.Su Lin took Zhan Zhao to eat sashimi again, and when he came back Zhan Zhao had another night of diarrhea.

"Zhan Zhao, today I will take you to..." Su Lin said happily.

"No." Before Su Lin finished speaking, Zhan Zhao refused with a serious face.

"I'm not taking you to dinner, I'm taking you to play." Su Lin continued to speak hard.

"Play?" Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows, and looked at the clock on the wall, it was almost 20 o'clock at night.

Su Lin said with a smile: "You don't understand, night is the beginning of nightlife.