Devil's Department Store

Robert's pua symptoms only lasted for three days, and disappeared under the ruthless pressure of the succubus.

Too cruel!Even if the housework is all included, who has ever seen a cat cook even their own meals?It's time for Robert to be sober even if he's a shaky M, he doesn't even have arms!

After waking up, Robert figured it out. Miser’s reason for giving him a handmade cat litter was very simple. First, he didn’t want him to disturb his sleep by crying and howling all day long. Second, he didn’t need to spend money to make things by himself. .

Hearing that Miser became a demon after he died as a human being, Robert was convinced that Miser must have been killed by choking back then.

How could there be such a stingy creature in the world! ! !

When Robert was indulging in the care he created in his own brain, he could still use love to generate electricity and barely support many chores. After waking up, he couldn't do it anymore. He only felt that the mountain-like heavy housework was bending the poor cat's back.

"I can't do it!" Robert protested strongly: "Recruitment! We must recruit newcomers! I can't do so much work with a cat!"

Miser played the crossword puzzle and turned a deaf ear.

Robert meowed loudly and rolled on the ground: "I'm your private property anyway! If you die from overwork, don't you lose money! You still rely on me to get rich!"

The word "loss" accurately moved the succubus, Miser finally raised his head, showing an expression of approval: "It makes sense, I, Miser, must not lose money!"

Seeing a glimmer of hope, Robert quickly said, "Then shall we send out the recruitment now?"

When Miser heard this, he looked like he was attracted by the game again, and lowered his head: "Don't worry, can't you pay for the recruitment? That's not worth it. When you have a chance to find a free one, you can do it again." Hold on for a while."

Robert: "... How long will it take to wait!!!"

Miser said perfunctorily: "It won't be long, I will pay attention, Ang, our family is poor, and the mortgage is not yet paid off, so we need to save some money."

When Robert learned that his expectations were in vain, he simply tore his face, and cursed viciously, "You'll have to kill me!"

Miser didn't care: "Go to work."

The cat walked away angrily.

In fact, Miser was not completely perfunctory to Robert, he did take the matter to heart, but he didn’t have much time at the moment, because he had to go back to hell in a few days, sell his soul, and return it to the bank. Loan, and buy some goods by the way.

And Miser was thinking about another thing.

Robert's ability to attract money is indeed as powerful as it says, and I don't know if it is because the cat's sense of belonging to the Devil's Department Store is getting stronger and stronger, and its ability is getting stronger and stronger. From one or two customers a day before, Up to now, there are five or six customers a day, and there is still an upward trend.

Of course Miser was very happy. He never thought it was too much money, but with the current store size of Devil Department Store, it would not be long before he could accommodate so many customers. He began to think about whether the store should be enlarged. Woolen cloth?

The Devil’s Department Store really doesn’t live up to its name now. Compared with a department store, this poor store is actually more like a small store, and it’s still the same as it was 20 years ago. It’s just that the expansion has to go back to the issue of recruiting people. After all, Robert has to do something to expand the store. The work has also increased, and Miser can't really let the cat die from overwork.

It's difficult, Miser frowned, writing and sketching out the purchase list.

Just when Miser was thinking about whether to sell the unsalable red snake fruits in the store to other demons at a low price, there was a sudden knock on the door of the Devil's Department Store.

Miser: "?"

Robert, who was mopping the floor like a caterpillar, raised his head and looked at Miser in bewilderment.

Devil Department Store has been open for so long, but no one has ever knocked on the door, who is it?

The cat and the demon looked at each other, and the knock on the door rang again, and it stopped for a while after knocking three times.

Ordinary humans can't maintain this mentality when they summon the Devil's Department Store.

Robert lowered his voice: "I bet the people outside are a perverted murderer, the kind who abused cats since childhood!"

"Go!" Miser waved it away and said, "Come in!"

With permission, the people outside pushed open the door and walked in.

This is a very handsome man. Aside from the succubus' talent, Miser is no more attractive than him. If Miser is the most vivid and fragrant flower, then he is a finely crafted oil painting.

The handsome man was dressed in a neat dress and was meticulously dressed. He also wore an emerald ring the size of a quail egg. He didn't look like a perverted murderer. If he had to say that he was different from others, Probably just his excessively pale complexion and almost transparent gray irises.

The man looked at Robert for the first time after entering the door, and then smiled at the kitten.

Robert felt guilty for a while when he was laughed at. Could it be that what it said just now was heard?

In the past, Miser was very attentive when facing customers, but this time it was abnormal. The succubus showed a lack of interest, and didn't even lift his butt from the chair. Robert looked at him with a puzzled expression on his face, and was about to Standing up to say hello, Miser said, "Robert, don't be ashamed, this is not a guest."

Robert was confused: "?"

Not a guest?

Miser ignored it, just looked at the passer-by, and asked strangely, "How did the vampire find the Devil's Department Store?"

When Robert heard the word "vampire", his first reaction was an adjective, the kind used on Miser, and then he realized that the handsome man who stepped into Devil's Department Store was a vampire!

Robert was so frightened that he quickly ran back, slipped his feet and hid by Miser's legs, watching the man vigilantly, for fear that the other party would catch him and gnaw his neck.

Seeing this, the man smiled again, and said, "Don't worry little cat, I'm not a vegetarian."

When Robert was struggling with the fact that he was considered a vegetarian dish on the vampire recipe, Miser frowned unhappily and said, "What's the matter?"

The relationship between demons and vampires is still quite delicate. To a certain extent, they are not hostile. After all, it can be seen from the legends in the world that if we have to divide them, both sides are considered to be evil camps.

But the relationship between them is not very friendly. After all, the scope of activities of vampires is limited to the human world, and most demons live in hell, so it is difficult to meet each other.

But to Miser, there was only one thing that mattered—vampires were not on the devil's diet, they had no soul at all, so chatting with this vampire was a waste of time.

Thinking about it this way, Miser didn't want to talk anymore. After all, talking is also a labor cost, and he can't lose anything in business!

Perhaps seeing Miser's impatience, the vampire smiled apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, I was too wordy, but I really want to make a deal with you when I come to your store this time."

Miser raised an eyebrow.

The vampire took off the ring on his hand, took a few steps forward, and placed it on the cash register.

Miser glanced at the ring, and his eyes were instantly attracted by the gemstone on it—it was not a real gemstone in the world, but a soul crystal that was directly kneaded by more than ten high-quality souls!

Robert, the silly cat, was still picking up Miser's trousers, trying to see the ring. Miser had already stood up, changed his face in an instant, and smiled sweeter than honey: "Excuse me, what do you want to buy? The customer is Satan, the Devil's Department Store fulfills all your wishes!"

vampire:"……"

As expected of a demon, his face-changing speed is like flipping through a book, they are still incomparable to vampires.

The smile on the vampire's face became a little stiff, and he said, "You don't have to be so polite, just call me Dale."

"Dell!" Miser said kindly and courteously, "Is there anything I need?"

"Please give me the wisdom snake fruit produced in hell, the grain of wheat that won't be hungry again, the records of fallen angels, and the wine of hell."

Although Miser felt that the things the vampire wanted were strange, he still prepared them with a smile: "Please wait a moment!"

"Do you think I'm weird?" Dale asked suddenly.

When Miser heard this, he showed a professional smile without blinking, and said sincerely: "How can it be, the customer is Satan, as long as you pay for the soul, it is your right to buy whatever you want, we respect all choices of customers !"

Dale didn't know if he heard that Miser was lying, and continued on his own: "You should also see that these things are actually not needed by ordinary vampires."

After finishing speaking, he sighed, and said casually as if he was talking about the weather: "Actually, Lord Cain woke up. He likes these things that remind him of the past very much. In order to please him, I spent a lot of money." It took a lot of effort to find it here.”

Miser immediately held the field and made such an expression that you are so amazing, but she was very confused. Why did this vampire tell me this?

Dale suddenly changed the subject, and asked unexpectedly: "Speaking of which, I don't know which layer of hell you are a resident of. How is the current situation of the demon king you follow?"

Miser: "..."

If it hadn't been for the fact that he had practiced his duplicity to the extreme, Miser would have probably choked to death on his saliva right now.

The author has something to say:

Belphegor: I was cueed suddenly, thank you, I slept soundly and woke up soon.